Gotta love being destroyed by Klaus and Dave for the millionth time
(In the sixties)
Dave: So this is from a movie you’ve seen?
Klaus: The version I’m talking about is from a TV show, technically, but yes.
Dave: And… He has green skin, and he’s all wrinkly…
Dave: …And that’s supposed to be cute?
Klaus: He IS CUTE-
“I’d dance just for you when the nightlight goes out. Would you dance for me too?”
Klaus: I was put on this earth to do one thing. luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever the fuck I want
Summary: Dave and Klaus try to have a date. It does not work out so well. Modern day Dave doesn’t die au
Warnings: quick nsfw joke, but that’s it
He sprinted down the open street, losing balance every so often by slipping on the ice. He was too excited to care about his safety. But really, does he ever?
He burst through the door to the apartment he and Dave shared, startling his poor boyfriend awake.
Dave: Klaus, you can’t eat two full tubs of ice cream!
Klaus: Pfftt, ok Boomer.
Dave: My boyfriend is the sweetest but sometimes I really don’t understand him. The other day he asked me if toasters exist yet.
Dave: If I had a penny for every time you crossed my mind I would only have one penny because you are all I think about.
Klaus, trying not to cry: Enjoy being broke, asshole.
Klaus: I’m never going to use math in the real world!
Five: We go in on the count of three.
Klaus: Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh
Klaus @ Dave: you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler???? come over here and prove it punk
Read it here or on AO3.
It was warm in Vietnam. It was always warm in Vietnam.
On the rare occasions that they had a night to themselves in a shitty motel, they could never hold each other for long. That was even without blankets or clothes, and even with the ceiling fan on full blast- if there even was one. And the sex, though incredible, was always painfully sweltering.
So it was a bit of a shock to their bodies when they arrived back in America in March. It hardly ever dropped below seventy-five in all their time in Vietnam. And here they were, stepping off the bus into a forty-five degree day, still in their army vests.
Klaus instantly felt like he’d been dipped into a frozen lake. “…Shit,” he mumbled, already beginning to shiver.
“Here,” Dave said, taking the briefcase so Klaus could cross his arms over his chest. Dave was cold too, but he wasn’t as skinny as Klaus. And- who was he kidding- he would help Klaus in any possible way regardless. “Let’s get there quick and warm up, okay?”
No Powers AU: klaus gets arrested by dave and has a talk with ben while dave has a talk with eudora
I also drew Klaus and Dave from The Umbrella Academy. This is an older drawing, and I’m just starting to learn side profiles so
AU where Dave doesn’t die and Klaus is forcefully transported back to 2019 to stop the apocalypse, but all that is on Klaus’ mind is trying to find his long lost love again, desperately making call after call.
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