(In the sixties)
Dave: So this is from a movie you’ve seen?
Klaus: The version I’m talking about is from a TV show, technically, but yes.
Dave: And… He has green skin, and he’s all wrinkly…
Dave: …And that’s supposed to be cute?
Klaus: He IS CUTE-
his name was dave pfps
“I’d dance just for you when the nightlight goes out. Would you dance for me too?”
i love how klaus is Like That and refers to his past partners w he/him pronouns n yet we’re all so used to being queerbaited tm tht it didn’t fully click until he was fully making out w dave
Klaus: Do you know who in history was gay?
Klaus, intensely: Me. Me was gay.
Summary: Dave and Klaus try to have a date. It does not work out so well. Modern day Dave doesn’t die au
Warnings: quick nsfw joke, but that’s it
He sprinted down the open street, losing balance every so often by slipping on the ice. He was too excited to care about his safety. But really, does he ever?
He burst through the door to the apartment he and Dave shared, startling his poor boyfriend awake.
Dave: My boyfriend is the sweetest but sometimes I really don’t understand him. The other day he asked me if toasters exist yet.
Dave: If I had a penny for every time you crossed my mind I would only have one penny because you are all I think about.
Klaus, trying not to cry: Enjoy being broke, asshole.
until the creators destroy my fortress of fics with their canon, i will continue to frolic in the forest of denial