#knives out press

[georgiapeach30513]

Whenever I think back to TIFF 2019 I think back to how clumsy he was.

1. When he broke the set to hug Taika.

2. When he was in the car with Jen and Megan and spilled his drink all over himself and the back seat.

No, Taika was the one that was clumsy. 🤭 I feel he had clumsy people around him 😂

#Chris Evans #Chris Evans at TIFF #Chris Evans in 2019 #knives out press

[shesgotaburnerx]

#chris #chris evans #knives out press #ransom drysdale #ransom thrombrey

[almondcroissantsandink]

a piece I made for the @pressmanque Glass Knives zine! It feels so long ago! This was a great movie

#glass onion #benoit blanc #daniel craig #knives out #glass onion fanart #fanart #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #i wanted it to look like an old timey movie poster kinda #gosh i haven't watched that movie since it came out #it was so good tho! #and this zine was very fun to work on :) #press manque

[shortmexicangirl]

obsessed with the way chris pine talks like benoit blanc

#spitgate/dwd press tour will forever be hilarious #do i ACTUALLY think harry spat on chris? no. but i’ll believe it because it’s funnier that way #chris pine #don’t worry darling #harry styles #benoit blanc #glass onion #knives out #twitter

[fabledprayers]

Yet another Glass Onion post

People on here and on Twitter being like “omds can’t believe Rian Johnson predicted elon musk” bro? Do you think musk only started being an idiot when he bought twitter? Or that people only just realised his stupidity?

musk has always been an idiot and people have known this for a long fuckin while. The thai football team pedo scandal, the uglass truck, teslas blowing up, the shattered “unbreakable” window?

This is the same shit as when people are like “ooh dystopian novel x totally predicted y” No, it was commenting on shit that was happening in the contemporary society

It’s a great movie but it didn’t predict shit

#glass onion #knives out #elon musk #idk why im so pressed #same shit when people found zach fox tweet about kanye being like omg how did he know #cause kanye was acting a fool saying shit like slavery was a choice #do y'all think the apex is the only part of the fucking mountain?? #and ofc he's always had his defenders but ffs #the whole buying the title of founder instead of actually inventing anything thing has been known #the fact that he has a billi kids that he doesn't take care of has been known #the fact that he inherited wealth from his dad's emerald mine in apartheid era south africa has been known #so what exactly did RJ predict???? #like azelia banks wasn't calling him apartheid clyde years ago

[sunriseabram-death]

I see a lot of people make video game concepts for all for the games but I think it would be so so sooo cool if there was a horror game concept for neil’s life on the run

#it could have the options to ‘hide/run’ always on the screen #and his survival is tied to the player knowing when to press those buttons #like imagine a scene where he’s in the grocery store and sees another character. a character that he saw in a different country. and him #getting found out is based off whether or not the player recognized the other character’s face #maybe he won’t pick up knives in fight scenes because he’s afraid of them like. imagine the possibilities!

[amaraudermind]

I just know Duke loves celebrating the Ides of March

#the void screams #ides of march #duke thomas #i think he should send bruce ominous messages leading up to the day #nothing happens but bruce is looking over his shoulder for a prank the entire day #and SOMEONE left foam knives around in every single office in gotham but know one knows who. #the real scary one was the steak knife lex luthor found sitting innocently on his desk when he got to lexcorp that morning #none of the actual details get out but lex does spin the story to the press as 'receiving violent death threats' #tim is offended that he wasn't in on the celebrations of the ides of march. 'it's not my fault you didn't know we were celebrating' #'WHO'S WE' 'us.' 'AUGH' #(us is duke referring to tumblr as a whole but also to steph) #i maintain my headcanon that duke and steph are the only bats with tumblr #dick doesn't like social media but he has a facebook because a job had a work group once #jason uses instagram to take aesthetic pictures of his knives and give them captions from classic literature. usually with ominous vibes. #tim has twitter and reddit and loves egging on batman conspiracies. #cass doesn't use social media but she has a tumblr because steph has a tumblr. #damian has a tiktok that he uses just to look at videos of cats. #this is off topic but i digress #duke celebrating ides of march. you agree.

[d-criss-news]

‘Glass Onion’: 10 Actors Who Need to Star in a ‘Knives Out’ Movie

Regardless of your stance on which film was better, Glass Onion or its 2019 predecessor, viewers can agree that Rian Johnson's Knives Out films always have a stellar cast.

From former wrestlers, rom-com stars, Broadway icons, and up-and-coming silver screen stars, the ensemble casts featured in both the first and second Knives Out are a special kind of perfection all films should aspire to, and something fans can only hope will be matched (if not surpassed) with a third film or any future installments.

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Darren Criss

Anyone who has seen Ryan Murphy's The Assassination of Gianni Versace will understand this casting decision entirely, with no questions asked. Darren Criss' capacity to play the killer and his history as the lovable, bow-tie webow-tie-wearingr powerhouse make him an absolute wildcard, an actor whose role in a Knives Out film could be taken in any direction.

Rian Johnson would be remiss to pass on this absolute treasure who, despite his Emmy Award win, is largely untapped in the world of the big screen. It's time for Darren Criss to continue to prove that he can do more than deliver a stellar rendition of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" and blow viewers away with an acting performance so good they'll want to break out into song, bow-tie, or no bow-tie.

#darren criss #collider #knives out #press #jan 2023 #not really news #but is always fun seeing press fancasts with him

[reineyday]

do u think benoit blanc would know who batman is

#rei rambles #knives out #glass onion #dc #batman #bruce wayne #just imagining the kids hiring blanc for something to do with brucie wayne #trying to unknowingly pit 'the world's greatest detective' against this very famous publicly known detective #making fun of bruce for having to hide his identity while he tries to solve it faster than benoit blanc can #benoit blanc being able to suss out right away that everyone in the wayne family is smarter than they appear #he'd probably be instant friends with alfie too #or mb he goes to a wayne gala in gotham and it's like a 5+1 fic where brucie wayne just Doesnt Seem Quite Right #or mb one day he sees a news report about batman followed by a brucie wayne press conference and he just points and he's like 'ah'

[daisychainsandbowties]

Seriously, don't think about avatrice in Tomb Raider. It wouldn't really work, because so much of TR is about isolation from the rest of the world, a loner fending for herself, far away from the safety of modern society.

How would you even do that with two characters without relegating one to the background? Like, what, are they both going to be out there in the wilderness with opposing agendas or something? Clashing styles of operating AND ideologies?

I wouldn't think about it too much if I were you.

#and what if i am thinking about it now. what then #don’t think about that shitty camcorder and bea sitting with the rain falling down around her #pressing a wad of gauze into the puncture-wound in her side #drifting in and out of consciousness but pressing replay again and again to hear ava’s voice #curling up with the camera tucked against her chest and murmuring against the blood flecked metal ‘i’ll find you' #bea with her knives ripping through the island and ava alone and hunted #she knows how to use a bow because when they met in uni bestrice was on the archery team #an archaeologist in the making and always there in her tank tops #and her belted cargo pants getting drunk and talking about lost places #and ava so drawn to her that she followed her onto a ship. she followed her into a storm #tomb raider au

[shinynewwriting]

Okay, I refuse to believe this is not deliberate. LOOK what is in Lex’s office, next to his giant painting of himself:

(Action Comics #1050)

#lex luthor #superman #glass onion #knives out: glass onion #i have so many thoughts on this issue but this was the most pressing

[stylestream]

Kate Hudson | Erdem Resort 2023 dress • Christian Louboutin pumps | Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Mill Valley Premiere | 2022

#pc: pinterest #kate hudson #erdem #erdem resort 2023 #christian louboutin #premiere #knives out press tour #2022

[evansbby]

Obviously Chris looks all daddy as a 40 year old man with a beard, but there's also something about young buzz-cut Chris that's just...I can't describe it except to say that he somehow looked meaner, but in a hot way lol.

No I completely get you. Like he looked like a fuckboy, someone who’d bully me, someone who’d be mean as fuck, like one of those popular boys at school who’s all cocky… like he’s still daddy but more bc he likes being called daddy rather than giving off a daddy vibe

Chris now looks very virile and daddy and safe and hot and kind😌 I’m not saying he wasn’t those things when he was young like I’m sure he was always a nice guy… but young buzzcut Chris just LOOKED mean hehe

#kinda why I like his ari look the most #he just looked kind and safe with the long hair and beard #even now with the fluffy hair he looks kind and safe #young Chris looks like he’d laugh at me ajsjsjsjaj #even knives out press tour and premiere chris looks kinda mean hehe #older but clean shaven chris looks semi mean but also semi nice #IDK OKAY I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN CONDITIONED TO THINK GUYS ARE MEAN #cos when I was at school they WERE mean #anon

[delphis-oracle]

I'm so bored, quick someone kill me so my friends can solve my murder knives out style

#for some summer fun press 1 #knives out #delphiss tag

[jockpoetry]

alienist show should’ve just made them gay

#cj watches and reads the alienist #laszlo could’ve been coquettishly wrapped in sheets while john was ass out instead of him and Sara #you press a gun to his mouth while he’s on his knees and ask if he’s a fairy or a sodomite #and it’s a gay actor. and YOU DO NOTHING WITH IT #anyways laszlo & knives 🤝 john & guns these are visual metaphors for gay sex

[shotmrmiller]

simon isn't a man you take home. he's for the literal streets. dresses like he's homeless because all that matters is that his throwing knives and handguns are pristine. the only reason his home is spotless is because he doesn't live in it, it's all for show. his pantry has only salt and mouse traps, his fridge a long expired bottle of ketchup and something that if anyone ate, they'd gain superpowers.

he's got a crazy look in his eye, and who can blame him after all that shit he's been through? gut-wrenching betrayal, unimaginable torture, then buried alive shoulder to shoulder with his ol rotting buddy, ol decaying pal? he joined the military a butcher's apprentice, and now he's an echo of what simon riley used to be, a fading silhouette that wanders the corridors in base. a ghost.

he has to play music whenever he's not at work just to keep the screaming voices in his head at bay, and it has to be loud enough to drown out the incessant high-pitched ringing in his ears. a cacophony of noise that wears his thin string of patience into in-existence.

he's a killer, he's a man who's donned his skull mask for so long that he's forgotten the face underneath.

you don't bring a man like him home. and when you eventually did, even your parents had agreed.

he looks one clown short of a circus.

he hovers over you like a ghost. (ha)

possessive, obsessive, paranoid.

he'll kill you if you try to leave him.

simon heard everything, not like they had tried to keep their voice down. it hadn't really mattered to him, empty words pelting knotted flesh only a sharpened knife could cut through. but you hadn't taken any of it.

his little hero, coming to his defense. it'd been the first time- in a long time- that his icy cold, tiny heart skipped a beat.

simon's always been his own savior. he saved himself from the shit life he had with his family by joining the army. he'd clawed his way out of his own grave, freshly turned soil stuck under his fingernails for weeks. he'd gone after the head of roba, in the name of vengeance. even now, he's a part of the justice league, the task force 141.

unsung heroes.

and here you were, standing in your parent's kitchen, all bared teeth and scalding temper- over him.

simon's so aroused that when he rises from where he's seated, he sways on his feet. there's no stopping him from briskly walking over to you and hoisting you up and over his shoulder, heading for the door.

there's no stopping him from throwing you into the backseat, and climbing in after.

you weakly try to stop him with stammered words, just wanting to know what the fuck he's doing but when simon starts to impatiently undo the button of your jeans, his confined manhood pushing up underneath you, it clicks.

you don't want him to stop when the calloused pad of his thumb rubs your slippery clit with expertise, thick fingers curling inside your swollen cunt.

you definitely don't want him to stop when his cock slides through your slick folds, his hand wrapped around his thick base. his tip pushes inside, mild discomfort already flaring. gravity then does the work, slowly sinking you onto him until his thighs are flush against your arse. the sweet, decadent burn of him splitting you in half sparking your nerve endings alight, from the waist to your knees.

you beg him not to stop when he fucks you in earnest; desire, sticky and wet, dampening the coarse trimmed hair of his cock. the air inside the truck muggy, heavy and thick with sex. he places his hand under your navel, right when he knows he is, and grunts when he gently presses down. the noises coming from you and your sodden pussy are obscene, lewd, downright vulgar and he wonders if you'd let him record it- to replace the banal music he usually listens to.

your breath hitches beautifully, and simon makes sure to watch how you let go of his shoulder to weave that hand downward to take yourself over the edge.

"impatient little pet, can't even wait f'me to get ya there, eh?" the low chuckle he lets out is cut short at the feeling of your slick walls fluttering around him, making him groan. he keeps his sharp gaze on you when your body tenses, back arching as you jerk fast, little circles over your pearl. he plants his feet and begins to thrust upward, your weight nothing to his strength and-

how beautiful you look in the pleasure he brings you.

it's cliche, truly, that he comes when you do, but he couldn't care less in this instance. your cunt squeezes him like a silken fist, a tight vice that milks his cock almost painfully so. his grip around your waist is bruising, but it only adds to the sensation- the delightful bite of pain prolonging your pleasure.

the base of his spine tingles from his climax, and his breathing is ragged. alive. your hands skim the wide breadth of his chest, as if brushing off the dirt he'd once been buried under.

his little hero.

you took him home, so now he takes you to his.

(...don't look in the kitchen, pet.)

#call of duty #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x f reader #simon ghost riley x reader #cod mw2 #cod mwii #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley smut #ghost smut #ghost x reader