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hwangism143 · 3 days
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Seungmin: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Changbin: Burn the dorm down
Seungmin: And what did you do?
Changbin: Cook dinner
Seungmin:
Changbin:
Seungmin:
Changbin: And burn the dorm down
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hyunlix-lover4 · 1 month
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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.
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str4ykin9s · 1 month
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Jeongin: Would you slap Hyunjin for a million dollars Han: Lmaoo I would slap him for a slice of cheese cake Minho: I would slap him if I felt like it Hyunjin: I feel so unsafe here
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incorrect-straykz · 6 months
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changbin: *lifting weights*
jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!
seungmin: I wonder what drives him.
changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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atzftv · 2 months
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mingi: but it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man. yunho: exactly! yunho: unisex! mingi: maybe you need sex. mingi: i had sex a couple days ago. yunho: no! yunho: no, mingi! yunho: u-n-i-sex. mingi: well, i ain't gonna say no to that.
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”
Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”
Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”
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incorrect-staytiny · 9 months
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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]
Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?
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chaotickpop · 14 days
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Wooyoung: Why does hyung always do the laundry so loudly?
Hongjoong: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.
Seonghwa, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut*
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felixpigtails · 2 months
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changbin: do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the French horn?
jeongin: why?
changbin: I want to wander around to annoy Chan
jeongin: technically you don’t need to know how to play it for that
changbin: …
changbin: you have opened my eyes
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seventeeeeeeen · 2 months
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Chan: *crying*
Wonwoo: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I've eradicated whatever has hurt you.
Chan: I'd rather have a hug
Wonwoo, with open arms: okay then
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love-zara-skz · 7 months
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hwangism143 · 1 month
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Seungmin: Motherfucker
Chan: Language
*a few moments later*
Seungmin: Person who engages in socially compromising and biologically reproductive activities with a birth giver
Jeongin: Hyung, I think you broke him
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hyunlix-lover4 · 1 month
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Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
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str4ykin9s · 1 month
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Minho: I'm not doing well
Chan: Why? What happened?
Minho: I have a headache that comes and goes
*Hyunjin enters the room*
Minho: There it is again
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incorrect-straykz · 6 months
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hyunjin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, changbin!
changbin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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atzftv · 2 months
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hongjoong: one thing i learned when i was in couples therapy was— yunho: who were you in couples therapy with? hongjoong: not important. yunho: was it seonghwa? hongjoong: not important. yunho: ...it was seonghwa.
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