if i had a nickel for every time an adjacent-emo icon of the mid to late 2000s with an extremely troubled past concerning their amorphous queer identity and who announced something both expected and earth-shattering in 2019 wore a slutty post-coming-out dress in nashville, tennessee in the year 2022.
i’d have two nickels.
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maybe YOU hate clarisse but I am firmly on the side of her and percy being unofficial siblings and both their monster-proof phones are full of these sorts of silly goofy pictures that they’d literally rather die than show anyone else besides sally and paul
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kind of a coincidence that geordi naturally has trouble with women and he was with aquiel that one time but she was never mentioned ever again (GEE I WONDER WHY), and data had a girlfriend but immediately lost her after trying too hard (GEE I W
kind of a coincidence that data hyperfixated on media with two characters that are basically gay for each other and then told geordi "can u be the watson to my sherlock please please please please p" and he went "ok!" and then they cosplay said characters like they AREN'T in a relationship like okaayyy
kind of a coincidence that geordi's the chief engineer and a total nerd and data is the most technologically built lifeform on the enterprise (and also a total nerd), so of course geordi is his doctor, and obviously there's sexual tension bc he's literally playing with his wires like come on
kind of a coincidence that data only really gets visibly nervous/worried whenever geordi is in danger ("i have no emotions mcgee when geordi is in trouble") and geordi is overly aggressive/tense whenever data's off on his own/something happens to him
KIND OF A COINCIDENCE THAT GEORDI'S SO-CALLED WIFE IS NEVER MENTIONED OR EVEN NAMED IN PICARD!!!!!! JUST A THOUGHT TO PUT OUT THERE
what isn't a coincidence though is that they're literally polar opposites in every way and made to be soulmates totally not homoerotic best friends
just look at how they fucking look at each other for example like good god merge your quarters already freaks
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