I'll have to admit, I scrolled quite far down your blog lol
When was your biggest bloat from dairy? And if you have any pictures of that case, we'd be pleased to see ^-^
As a very self indulgent guy, that shares this condition, I felt related lol
Thanks for the love, I’m glad you enjoyed 🤭 While I’m lactose intolerant, so many of my favorite foods have milk and dairy in it…I take medicine to manage it, but even with that I end up with a bloated belly ache. 😅
Awhile ago, I decided to treat myself to McDonald’s (there’s one within walking distance from my home, which is very dangerous 😂) and along with my meal I grabbed a large chocolate milkshake.
However, what I didn’t know was that my housemate had also stopped and bought ice cream cones for the both of us, as I mentioned wanting ice cream earlier in the day. I had to eat the cone quickly to avoid melting, and struggled through the rest of my milkshake.
Halfway through, my tummy was already churning and spinning. By the time I finished, I was curled up and cradling my bloated belly, feeling upset rumbles underneath my palm…It felt like all the ice cream was curdling inside of me, and I definitely felt a bit nauseous. However, I didn’t get sick. I had to lay there nursing my unsettled tummy, waiting for it to pass. I was feeling poorly for quite awhile…I don’t think I’d ever eaten so much ice cream before.
Of course, I wouldn’t be tinytummee if I didn’t capture a photo of this moment. Even just looking at it, my tummy gets a funny feeling. 😵💫 And yet, typing this out has made me crave a milkshake…
People who are lactose intolerant give so little fucks they will just chug down a milkshake say their stomach hurts a bit and carry on with their day meanwhile you have people with peanut allergies being like: "if any of the ingredients of this meal have been in a ten mile radius of a nut you'll have to stab this needle in my leg with the force of a kid trying to get the straw in their capri sun or I die"
the ashkenazi jewish genes in me everytime i have anything mildly spicy or with lactose: MAKE THIS BITCH SHIT!!! THIS MF BETTER BE SWEATING ON THE TOILET NAKED FOR AT LEAST FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES !!!!!