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syxnewt · 2 years
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what if they ban sans in britland bc of all the jokes with him killing the queen
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bookslutskye · 3 months
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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hojlundaise · 5 months
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the transition im crying
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nikkiitalks · 4 months
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dutchs-blog · 8 months
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Lego Swimming Pool Layout
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ominouspuff · 18 days
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You know who you are
but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry
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hamletthedane · 8 months
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So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-
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shutinthenutouse · 7 months
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cactuseri · 3 months
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ladamania · 3 months
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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion
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marypsue · 3 months
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One of the worst feelings in the world: when you are just desperate, like claw-your-own-skin-off desperate, to create, but the only thing that even vaguely appeals to you to work on is a nebulous half-feeling that might be dreamily related to some half-formed notion of a concept. I must! Make! No thing! Only make!
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magnetostits · 9 months
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the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening
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thunderon · 1 month
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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign
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so i immediately inquired
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and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well
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anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it
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gravecats · 8 months
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This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
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helloitsbees · 2 months
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spyglassrealms · 1 year
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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