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witchknightblue · 11 months

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Me: I'm a very knowledgeable witch, I take it very seriously

Also me, wielding a moon water-soaked tea towel at the bad energies in my house: GO ON, GIT, YA BASTARDS

#grey witch #nature witch #chaotic bastard #lol #watcher #watcher entertainment #witchblr #chaos witch #terminally stupid #mystery files #crack post #banishing #lazy witch

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yourwitchjay · 5 months

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I wish that people who post about lazy witchcraft or low energy witchcraft would keep in mind that some people can't even do their "low energy" rituals. As someone who's neurodivergent and struggles a lot with executive dysfunction, I can't do low energy spells like making tea or taking a shower. Normally the most I can do is scroll through witch related posts on social media, somthimes I can't even do that.

It sucks because so often I want to practice my craft or get more connected to it, but I simply can't. They're so many things that I want to do, like daily dividation or offerings, but I worry about the disappointment I'll feel when I can't manage it. I try to take a positive outlook, say the reblogs or saved posts are me adding to my grimoire, since my actual one remains blank.

I try my best, but I just wish there was more suggestions that would actually work for me, you know?

#sad little witch just trying her best #witchcraft #baby witch #witch #witchblr #magick #lazy witch #nerodivergent #executive dysfunction

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the-disabled-witch · 1 year

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for all the witches out there on a million different medications for chronic conditions or otherwise, disabled witches whose pill caddies are full to bursting, here's how i've started making the most out of my pills in the morning!

first, focus on the type of energy you want drawn to you--this morning, i was focusing on safety, protection, health.

next, arrange your pills on the nearest (mostly) flat surface to create a sigil; since we can't very well pick and choose our meds, we can't follow the typical sigil-making process that a lot of witches on tumblr use, but we can find an arrangement that calls to us!

finally, repeat your goals (safety, protection, health; safe safe safe) to yourself while focusing on the arranged medications. then all that's left to do is pop 'em! (by which i mean take them however they're meant to be taken 😅)

here's mine from this morning, it's a low pill day so i made do. excuse the low lighting and gatorade symbol, hydration is important! ;)

if you were content with your pill sigil, don't forget to write it down in your BoS or take a picture so you won't forget how it goes if you want to use it again.

#witchcraft #sigils #sigil making #disability #disabled witch #disabled #broke witch #lazy witch #medications #heds #chronic illness #spoonie

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crazycatsiren · 2 years

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Other witches: I want to make my own incense, candles, soap, lotion...

Me: *scrolling through Etsy* God made me the least crafty person in the world to be my siblings in Christ's most generous patron.

#mother witch ramblings #it's funny because it's true #witchblr #witches of tumblr #lazy witch #uncrafty witch #store bought is fine

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lunasapphire · 2 months

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Can we bring back loom bracelets?✨📿🧿

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witchesbe-like · 2 years

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We all know I’m a lazy witch. Of course in a perfect world I would spend every moment planting lavender around my garden, perfecting my tea blends, and staying warm in my cozy cabin by the fire. But in reality I have barely enough time to get in the shower before I start my day. And I don't own a cabin so…. So in reality is that really lazy? Or has capitalism made us all squish out every second out of our day getting stuff done just so we can do in all over tomorrow? Yes. Yes it has. So when I say I’m a lazy witch, maybe I’m just an exhausted witch. Either way, here are my favorite lazy witch hacks for when you are out of time, or just don’t have the energy to put in a full two hour ritual every full moon.

Visualize your circles around you and forgo placing crystals or items in an actual circle. Magic is metaphorically speaking so just imagining yourself in a big bubble will do just fine.

Keep your crystals on your windowsill so you don’t have to remember to charge them with the moonlight.

Every candle is a magic candle.

A shower anytime makes a great cleansing ritual.

5 minute meditations for releasing stress works wonders when you’re feeling over it.

Pull a single tarot card when you have a question that needs guidance.

Step outside barefoot to ground yourself and just stand in th dirt for a few minutes.

Leve a portion of your dinner uneaten for ancestors.

Keep witchy spell notes on your phone.

Use moon tracking apps so you don’t have to keep checking the moon phase.

Use white tea light candles for everything because sometimes it really just doesn’t matter.

Stir things clockwise (coffee, tea, cake mixes) to bring towards you and counterclockwise to let go or release.

Line your front door with salt for protection.

Place rose quartz in your room to remind yourself to self-love

Make meals with intention, think about health or happiness next time your microwave your mac and cheese.

Light a match and blow it out to suck up any bad vibes in a room.

Wear blue to manifest passing a test or getting a new job.

Walk outside during a full moon and spend a few minutes recharging under the moon light.

Spend a few minutes every morning writing down your intentions for manifesting your life and visualizing what you want daily.

Remember that you are a badass witch and don’t forget it.

#lazy witch #witch #witchbr #witch energy #witch journal #witch life #witch queen #witch questions #witch vibes #witchcraft asks #witchcraft community #witchcraft for beginners #witchcraft help #witchcraft info #witchcraft practice #witchcraft question #witchcraft resources #witchcraft spells #witchcraft tips

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favoritelawyer · 1 year

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Witchy stuff to do when feeling your feeling kinda eh

Write some spells

Bury coins (for money and luck) 💰

Light some incense

Drink some tea to read tea leaves 🍵

Do some tarot ☪️🧿

Look at other peoples spells

Write down some manifestations

Make a couple of Sigils

Light a candle with a Sigils on it 🕯

Meditate 🧘

Do some shadow work

Note : sometimes as a witch I get burnt out or just don’t feel like doing anything witchy or even at all so here are soem things you could do that don’t require much energy

#witchcraft #lazy witch #witchblr #witch #witchy #witch tips #witch shit #witch stuff #witchythings #shadow work #witchlife #witch style #beginner witch #magick #witchcraft 101

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friend-crow · 2 years

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Most of the "spiritual cleansing" I do is just dusting my altar from time to time...

#lazy witch #cleansing

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nuovamagia · 10 months

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Summer celebrating

I rarely manage to celebrate witchy holidays. But so far it looks like I will this Summer solstice/Midsummer/Litha. Tonight I had a bath, which i rarely do. Had a peach (both color and scent)pillar candle and a bath bomb that was labeled as galactic vanilla berry. Accompanying me were celestite, phantom amethyst, citrine, moldavite, an aquamarine fox, pink aventurine, the emerald in my engagement ring, clear quartz, fluorite (really: all my tiny or small crystals because i have them all in a tiny cute clear treasure chest. lol) Happy Solstice everyone, Enjoy the summer!

Tomorrow’s plans:

Baking bread. I’m thinking a rosemary garlic one I just came across.Making Sun teaCollecting harvestables including from my garden. Maybe weeding and other garden work.Starting a painting I sketched a couple days agopossibly cleanTry to get out and just sit and enjoy the sun, which i rarely do because I hate the humidity Maybe some divination

So it rained so my mom didn’t wanna make bread. But I ate cornbread from yesterdays dinner.

Went grocery shopping this morning, My local grocery store had an OLIVE TREE!!! So i had to buy it. $19.99 though.I transplanted in a slightly larger pot when i got back from the store.

Then I got some lottery numbers and decided to grab a scratch off, only a 5 dollar one but won 10 buck. the section that says 2x a $5 dollar win, which i dont think ive ever seen when doing scratch offs lol.

I did wear my emerald necklace my fiance bought be for my birthday last year, Added a citrine pendant to it too, wore phantom amethyst and celestite bead bracelets.

Opened my strawberry hibiscus green tea kombucha. No sun tea.

Bought ice for my mom, and decided to grab some non alcoholic guinness, which wasn’t great but i suppose not bad. then got a discounted coffee almond vanilla stout 4 pack.

Had one of each as I painted. Watched Midsommar with my mom. I had seen it already but thought it would be fun to see what she thinks. I told her it was creepy.

#witchy #witch #midsummer #litha #lazy witch #summer solstice

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moonlaughs · 1 year

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It's a selenite-in-the-bra kind of day.