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lilisouless · 28 days

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Bashing for Kuwei?

No really, thank you so much for ruining the experience of scrolling in the wesper tag

#leave the kid alone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #kuwei yul bo #if you don’t want to include him just don’t

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ljlokijinx · 8 months

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Spider-man, on a boring patrol, checking his phone.

Clint, who's been tasked with bringing him into SHIELD after no other agent could: *shoots him with a sedative arrow*

Spidey: *pulling out the arrow and handing it back* You must've slightly missed your target, try again :)

Clint: *proceeds to shoot him again*

Spidey: *gives it back* Ah, third times the charm, I hope you hit it this time.

Clint:*shoots him again*

Spidey: Look man, I appreciate your determination, but maybe you should find a professional target place because you could hurt someone.

Clint: *now panicking bc this guy has taken 3 portions of sedatives for Steve and should be dead rn, so he shoots him again*

Spidey: *grabs the arrow and throws it back at Clint, hitting the bow and breaking it.* Man that's just fucking rude-

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rainbownixie · 2 years

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the way microwaves are reacting positively to the script as if seeing a gay kid saying he hates himself was the most amazing thing in the world makes me so fucking angry

#sorry to break it to you but y'all are so homophobic it's painful #leave the KID alone #this isn't about ships anymore this is about a gay kid hating himself #byler

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firechilde · 7 months

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For everyone complaining he was getting special treatment….he’s not.

Just curious: if you entered the NHL prior to 2019 what protects you from a puck to the head? ⬇️

From Rule 9.6: It is mandatory for all players who entered the NHL beginning with the 2019-2020 season or later to wear their helmet during pre-game warm-up.

#connor bedard #leave the kid alone #it’s a stupid rule #likability factor 💯

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homieswithhades · 2 years

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NOAH GET BEHIND ME !!!!!!

#leave the kid alone #its okay #its gonna be a long 2 years get up lads #byler

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sunchascd · 2 years

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I always find it funny that people dub Carver as the ‘aggressive twin.’ When within the first few scenes of meeting the Hawke family it’s Bethany, noT Carver who’s ready to throw down when meeting a Templar. Carver doesn’t really become aggressive or ‘sulky’ until Bethany dies && they are refugees living in poverty in a city that hates them. Carver is DEPRESSED not sulky...

#i don't know what to do with the DA fandom sometimes #Carver is going through it #leave the kid alone #[ CARVER; HC. ] — TIME TO PROVE SOMETHING !

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hootiee · 1 year

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in the b*n10 tag again. and WHO THE HELL GAVE 16Y/O KEVIN A **SEXUALIZED** DAD BOD??????? HELLLO????

#censoring so it doesnt show up in tags #doofenshmirtz ''hes 16'' meme here #there is literally an adult/future version of him RIGHT THERE #LEAVE THE KID ALONE #.txt

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a-little-vod-and-loki · 2 years

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When you search up "Tom Hiddleston with long hair" on Google:

why.

CMAO 😭😭😭

#tom hiddleston #whyyyy #what is this #lmaoooo #leave the kid alone

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vroomvroommbtch · 2 years

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Just like I said we should make a gofundme and make a team for Danny and Sharl, I think we also get some of that money and hire a hitman to get rid of certain people in certain team called like a energy drink 👀

#m*arko u son of a bitch u dont talk about Yuki-San #leave the kid alone #f1 #yuki tsunoda

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anditwentlikethis · 7 months

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"Gavi injured Koundé" he literally got tackled by the other guy and fell, people are talking like he did it on purpose

#he couldn't have done anything #leave the kid alone

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itzitxou · 9 months

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He just woke up and now he is the only one left to save the world.

Also he's very tiny 🤏

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squicksquak · 8 months

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Jason: Shit, the power went out.

Damian: Don’t worry Todd, I got this.

Damian: *stomps foot*

Jason: What the-?

Damian: *Sketchers light up*

#i need him to be silly #for my mental health #i need him to be a kid leave me alone #batfam #batman #jason todd #damian wayne #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #dc memes #bat rambles

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nerdpoe · 9 days

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Young Justice is always a little...concerned. With Phantom's living situation. Now they're outright afraid for him, and Bart has decided it's time to Ask An Adult.

It was the little quips. The tiny little things. Stuff that didn't seem to matter to Phantom at all, or appeared to be normal for him, that he didn't realize weren't normal at all.

"Oh, better not hope my mom catches me." "Doing what, staying out past bedtime?" "Nah, using my powers; she'd vivisect me!"

"Another stab wound. Great." "Don't worry Phantom, I've got the med kit-" "Oh, I'm not a baby or anything, I can handle it just fine. Just gimme a sec to take it out."

"My dad has better aim than that." "...Like, when he's hunting, right?" "...At what other times would he be shooting at me?"

"Huh. Not as bad as my parents place. Look; they have a decontamination shower!" "Phantom, this lab has been vandalized to the point of needing a hazmat suit." "Did I stutter?"

Finding out each others identities did nothing to soothe the worry. Tim quietly told the others that every time he tried to run facial recognition, he kept hitting a government firewall he couldn't breach. Phantom never told them his last name, just his first, and 'Danny' is super common.

The thing that really did it though, the thing that made Bart snap and run off to ask Max, was when Danny had a nightmare.

He was talking in his sleep.

"No. Don't-stop. Stoooop. I need...my skin. Mom, no. You can't...peel off...my skin..."

Bart didn't even wait for them to wake Danny up before he was standing in front of Max, talking a mile a minute as he tried to figure out what to do, with Wally staring in horror over a plate of waffles as he computed everything that Bart was saying.

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Danny had a dream about his mom and Skulker arguing about how to skin him. He wouldn't really call it a nightmare, because it was just Skulker, but the scariest thing was Skulker insisting to his mom that it was possible to skin him with a potato peeler. Dream mom was arguing that it was not, and that from a scientific standpoint that was a really piss poor way to preserve a specimen.

He hadn't been begging them to stop hurting him, he'd been whining at them to knock it off.

But when he wakes up, it's to a room full of worried friends and an old man who calls himself Max.

"Kid, I think we need to talk."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #first convo was with cassie #second was with bart #third was with kon #fourth was with tim #max is fully prepared to take in another kid #bart is fully prepared to share #wally went to dick to ask him to put his detective training to work and find phantom's parents #wally was just visiting max #catching up #shooting the shit #when suddenly bart comes in and just trauma dumps about one of the other young justice heroes #who is apparently in a super abusive situation #and probably needs help #body horror tw #skinning tw #but only mentioned in the context of a super weird dream #danny's living situation COULD use some improvements #but it's not as bad as everyone thinks #anti ecto acts are still a thing #but as long as danny is with young justice the GIW leave him alone so #eh #not like they're good at their jobs anyways #max is about to blow his mind with the following information #“you are not okay. it's okay to not be okay. but kid. you need help and we're offering.”

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renecdote · 2 months

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do you think Bruce ever lies awake at night thinking about all the things he has taught his kids and how it seemed like a good idea at the time but maybe some of those habits are actually more bad than good

#Dick Grayson #Bruce Wayne #Batman #DC #how many times has alfred told bruce to step back from a case?#to sleep? to eat? to take one moment away from an obsession so it doesn't drag him fully down?#and yeah the thing dick can't leave alone here is looking out for bruce #but it's also the case. the cape. the need to Fix things #dick is all but saying 'I love you' here #but I'm sure bruce is just hearing the echoes of his own obsession in the kids he raised into vigilantism #and I bet it haunts him that he has made them even a little bit like himself #having many feelings about them......

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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sitting in the same room not talking scrolling on separate phones? classic form of parallel play

#the kids are alright #leave them alone they're parallel playing #it's an enrichment activity

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transbookoftheday · 10 months

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Leave Trans Kids Alone

Inspired by David Tennant's "Leave Trans Kids Alone You Absolute Freaks" shirt, here are some amazing trans middle grade and picture books you should read: