It always makes me chuckle a little when people picture Leon as having this big ass dick in his pants when in real life he probably wouldn’t be that well endowed.
Like, he has the trifecta of being Caucasian, American, and about 5’10, he doesn’t have anything surpassing 6 inches hard easily.
Sure it’s fun to give him a fat cock whatevs (I get it, I’ve done the same thing lmao), but imma just be real with y’all taking big dick all the time ain’t all that, it can be uncomfortable sometimes and takes a lot more prepping. So no, contrary to popular belief, Leon doesn’t have this big ass dick and THAT’S OKAY!! Plus, we all know that the one who gets the big dick title is Chris and he has the bulge to prove it.
It’s a very pretty dick though with a slight curve and he knows how to use it, and he knows how to eat pussy so really it cancels out. PEMDAS. But he probably has big balls, that’s why his dumbass is always manspreading so damn wide to the point where it’s obnoxious.
Imagine he takes you back to his places after a date and you guys begin to get intimate. He takes you to his bedroom, slowly undressing you as his hands travel throughout your chest and stomach.
He lays down the bed and continues to make out with you. He was ready to start touching you privately, until his cat jumped on the bed and meowed loudly.
You’d chuckle as Leon groaned in annoyance. His own cat cockblocked him.
“Hold on, she’s hungry,” Leon muttered as he got off the bed- without his shirt and undone pants. He walks to the kitchen and feeds his cat before going back to the bedroom and locking the door behind him. “Now, where were we?”
Does anyone have a copy of an unedited RE2 Leon pic where he's clutching his stomach??? (I can't find it on Pinterest for some reason) Like the image below-
ignore the text :)
I'm looking for pictures to print as cake toppers for my cake next week :))
Leon is a weapon against Bioterrorism. A tool for the government. How disposable exactly is Leon?
Are they waiting for Leon to finally ask himself out of service so they can "silence" him...?
Because right now, there is a racing going on to know what kills Leon first -, The government when Leon becomes of no use anymore (because of age); Or a Bio-weapon in one of Leon's mission will just kill him and be done with all this.
As Leon ages and gets less agile to deal with all the mess, I'm sure it won't be long until the government notice it and start debating among them about What Should Be Done About Leon?