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cloudmancy · 8 hours
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lamb to the slaughter
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nameless-flame · 6 months
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Incorrect Quotes #29
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[Name]: I have flaws. What are they?
[Name]: I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time sleeping. Occasionally I'll stab someone.
Hades: I hear no flaws.
Nikola: Are we really ignoring that last part?
Loki: Yeah! Why didn't you say you were wifey material from the start??
Nikola: ...
Leonidas: Nah, cuz that's really hot.
Nikola: ...what's wrong with all of you?
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Not my art
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roygiri · 5 months
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Them...
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satoshy12 · 3 months
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Danny was Leonidas.
As Danny did time travel as he fought against Vlad most of the time, he was one of the few historical figures. He had been in ancient Sparta, thanks to his grandfather Ares. Ares had been Jack's father: He was taken in and somehow turned into Leonidas of the History Lesson with his 300!
Well, he came back buff and huge. At least Amity Park is weird and just accepted that he came back massively Huge. Amity Park:" He had the Jack Puberty while away." (Shuumatsu Leonidas)
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Vlad was Xerxes, as both did that whole war and battle. + Back in modern times, the 300 found their king easily. And he had a tiny heir! It's time to guard her!
The Spartan Ghosts always, and I mean always, follow Dani around! Dani:"No, I don't need protection! I am strong!" Sparta:" Of course you are strong! You are a Princess of Sparta!!" Dani:" Stop screaming that always!!" Spartan Ghost:" As the child of Leonidas! We make sure you are strong! But as your uncles, we make sure you are okay!"
Dani:" I can't show my face at my friends anymore!" How can she now face the YJ team after the whole army came and beat up that Villain!"
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pick-a-funny-name · 2 months
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Percy: Guys, I think annabeth likes me
Jason: Dude you really are a seaweed brain
Leo: yeah man, how did you not notice that until just now
Percy: Guys cmon the fish told me she liked me. I couldn't just go to her and ask her if she likes me, that would be a disaster, besides she- *continues rambling*
*agressive fish flopping noises*
Leo: Wow, just wow
Jason: Yeah I know right
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togetherhearted · 1 month
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SWEET RAVIOLI
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From Wondergoobooks on twitter
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thewritetofreespeech · 5 months
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Could I request Poseidon, Leonidas, Tesla, and Hades with a dainty s/o who knows how to wield any weapon? A sword, claymore, bow, whip, you name it! She can wield it with little, if any issue.
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Ah…his beautiful little sword dancer.
Poseidon loves to watch her flit around, hold her two rapier in each hand like ribbon wands, as she dances through an enemy. Slaughtering them with grace & beauty.
Her ability to topple giants with her precision and strategical attacks is something he admires, and he is always enthralled to watch her ‘dance’.
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As a Spartan, he would expect any woman of his to be able to fight. So he’s not surprised that she can.
He is a little surprised she’s chosen a long spear. Given her size, a long weapon would be harder to manage; even though she does it with ease.
He wonders if it’s because of his past that she’s chosen it, so they have something in common. Or perhaps it just a happy coincidence. Either way, he’s proud to call his honorary Spartan his.
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Tesla isn’t one for brute force of combat (Ragnarok aside) but he does appreciate the complexity of it.
He also appreciates the challenges a smaller fighter would have in combat, and how his s/o overcomes it with ease.
Using a distance weapon like a bow, but also their intellect of poisons & compounds to take an opponent down is miraculous to him. The perfect match of brains & brawn is his lady, and Tesla could not be more proud.
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Being a god, he knows that the size & stature of a being is not relative to their actual strength.
Still, it is pretty amusing to see his little wife swing that big board sword, originally made for Titans, around.
She seems pretty happy when she gets to bring it out to play. Maniacally laughing as her great sword mows down fiends left & right. Whatever makes her happy he supposes.
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malleusthehammer · 8 months
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Helloooo (●’◡’●)ノ could I please request Buddha, Adam, Sasaki and Leonidas with a preteen reader (12 years old) that likes to prank the gods all the time? Like putting a whoopee cushion under Shivas or Thor seats, drawing on anyone's face if they even think about taking a nap when reader is around, only small things that can't really hurt people, and no one can stop them because reader can just teleport away or make a clone of themselves, they prank everyone but them (the characters I requested) and when they're asked why reader just says “their likeable enough” I feel like this would be so chaotic and in a way wholesome 😭
YES OM GI I LOVE THIS IUDE S< ITS SO CUTRE!!! Also i am SO SO SO sorry for the wait!! Also its platonic considering that the reader is 12 years old so-
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Pranking with Buddha, Adam, Sasaki, and Leonidas! Warnings: Yelling? Type: Headcanons and drabble!
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🍬 Buddha
Dude he LOVES pranking with you!!
I mean, how could he not?
He does blow your cover a LOT because of his loud laugh
He usually takes the heat from the other gods that are being pranked because hes just like that
He thinks its so cool that you can just make a clone of yourself!
You were sneaky, sneaky enough to get past all of Shivas wives that is. When you passed by them on occasion, they treated you like a child of their own. Showering you in gifts and hugs! But- that was besides the point, yes? Buddha had finally convinced you to do that shaving cream prank on the god of destruction. So, you both snuck into the gods room, silent as a mouse. Buddha promised you a handful of candy from his stash if you pulled this off. you knew this was going to be easy-peasy! Maybe so easy and flawless youd get two handfuls of candy!
You silently -or rather, as best you could- sprayed the shaving cream in Shivas hands. His sleeping positions were erratic, so you made sure to cover all four hands in the cream before pulling out the feather you had. Your devious acts had led up to Munin loosing one of his tail feathers, you kept it. Almost like a trophy. You handed the feather to Buddha, who looked like he was about to explode with laughter any moment. Somehow, he kept his cool, tickling Shivas nose with the feather.
The 4-armed god stirred, to then slam a handful of shaving cream in his face. He was quick to wake up, trying to look around, omly to get more shaving cream everywhere.
"GODDAMNIT [Y/N]!!"
His voice rumbled in the room, his arm lunging towards you. You knew this would happen, so you were quick to make a clone to stand. Once Shivas palm hit the clone, it puffed into dust. This caused the God to get even madder. But what made it all worse was Buddha dying of laughter in the corner.
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🍎 Adam
At first hes like "How do you find this hilarious?!?"
But then, you pranked Zeus..
and this opened his eyes for REAL
You had tried your best to come up with a prank for the old god Zeus, but nothing would stir in your mind. Eventually, you fell back to your roots of scaring. You hid behind the door of the Gods lounge, knowing the old man would be coming in soon. Once you had heard his distinguishing laugh, your plan was set into motion. You waited till just the right moment to pop out from behind the door. Unfortunately, you weren't far enough away from the door.
Zeus reacted by swinging his arms out in defense, causing the door to slam right back into you. The knob of the door went straight into your stomach, causing you to hit your head hard against the marble wall. You quickly fell to your knees in pain, hearing the old man guffaw and laugh about how you shouldn't scare him like that. You had learned your lesson, not to return to your roots.
You shamefully walked down the grand halls of Valhalla, coming to the garden. Adam saw you, hurrying over to see what was wrong. He was quick to help you, laying you down in the grass as he held an icepack to your head. You both laughed about what happened til Adam broke the silence.
"Little one- why dont you pull pranks like that on me? You do it on all the others.. Are you plotting a big prank on me?"
You giggled and shook your head, explaining how he was like a dad to you. And of course, who would prank their dad?
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⚔️Sasaki Kojiro
He's never there to watch you prank but he loves hearing you tell the stories afterwards
You had managed to prank Aphrodite with a couple fake spiders, causing her to scream and sling her food off the table. Her hench men tried to calm her down by showing her that they were face spiders. But that only made it worse. She was running from them, hiding in her own room. You had watched this entirely, trying so hard not to laugh your ass off. After everyone calmed down, you were quick to go find Sasaki.
He was were he usually was, against the fountain in Valhalla's garden. You were quick to run up to him, sitting right down next to him. You both laughed and talked as you blabbered on about your prank. He started busting out laughing when you even reenacted how Aphrodite reacted! After you both calmed down from your laughing fits, you sat back down next to him on the edge of the fountain. Sasaki knew how much you loved pulling pranks on the others in Valhalla. Sometimes even more that Loki himself! Sasaki couldn't help but ask why you didn't pull pranks on him.
"Ahaha- ah.. Now, this makes me wanna ask ya.. Why don't cha pull pranks on me?''
You sat there for a moment. Why didn't you? Well of course you wouldn't pull a prank on someone you care about so dearly! Sasaki was shocked by your answer at first, but was so happy you cared so deary about him!
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🛡️ Leonidas
He usually takes the downfall for your pranks because :3
helps you get the supplies and everything!!
lets you hide behind him bc he lowkey scary
Unlike the others, he is always backing you up on the pranks. He's always encouraging you. He's gonna have you writing prank ideas down on a notepad he comes up with ideas so quick. Today, you and him were walking down the halls of Valhalla. He held his cigar between his two fingers as he talked on and on about some pranks he pulled in his younger years. You followed behind closely, furiously writing the ideas down on your notepad. Leonidas chuckled as he saw you writing stuff down as you both walked. He huffed on his cigar for a moment before a thought popped up in his mind.
"Hey kid, why don't cha pull pranks on this old man?"
He smiled and pointed to himself with his thumb. He raised a brow at you for a moment, waiting for your reply.
You sat there, dumbfounded. You really hadn't thought about it.
"I guess- cuz your like the prank master! Like my mentor!"
Leonidas' eyes widened for a second as he thought about what you said. His smile grew as he wrapped his large arm around you. He laughed as he ruffled your hand with his large hand.
"Ahaha! I knew you looked up to me, but not that much! Thank ya, kid!"
YOOOOO HGHJUYGBHJ DIES honestly this was my first time writing for Leonidas and i LOVE HIM SM hes so silly!! also i kinda got carried away with Buddhas so i hope you forgive me for that. BUt i truly hope you enjoyed it!! alsi my asks are open!!
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leeleebug3 · 3 months
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Leonidas wip
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nero-draco · 5 months
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extraordinary-heroes · 9 months
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Frank Miller’s 300 #1 | MegaConOrlando Exclusive 300 25th Anniversary Variant (Cover art by Andy Kubert)
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cloudmancy · 8 hours
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process for this one :)
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nameless-flame · 6 months
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Incorrect Quotes #22
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Leonidas: ARE YOU-
[Name] behind him: fucking.
Leonidas : -KIDDING ME?! YOU-
[Name]: fucking.
Leondias: IDIOT-
Apollo: ...what was that?
[Name]: Hagis banned him from swearing so I volunteered to help him out.
Apollo: I think you just like saying the 'f' word.
[Name]: Are you trying to undermine the importance of my job?
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roygiri · 5 months
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Ohh... (Thank you Azychika)
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Side B, Round 1 (Match 1)
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illustratus · 1 year
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Leonidas at Thermopylae by Jacques-Louis David
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