#let's play food

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

listen i am well aware that the fact that some of my favorite topics of conversation are figure skating and apple prices makes me INCREDIBLY grandma coded

yall i baked cookies for my 8th grade "graduation" party.

I've been 86 since I've been 12

#food #in quotations bc it was less ceremony and more lets play dress up and eat sugar

[marlowe-art]

a bundle of food paintings over the last month, for a challenge on insta :v

#it's fun to do these small still-lifes... also lets me play around with styles a bit #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #digital painting #food painting #food illustration

[yashley]

I am going to cast Cure Wounds. On this dumbass.

#critical role #ygifs #FCG AND FEARNE'S BEEF IS SO FUN TBH #fearne still silently holding a grudge* for the coin toss is just good food she says you're gonna hurt laudna AGAIN?** #even laura playing imogen-loving-laudna is like please don't let them die ........fgskhdf

[triflelayer]

🩵 ૮₍｡´• ̫ •`｡₎ა ﾟ☁︎ ⋆ Cinnamoroll cake by dannesolsol.

#food stim #sharp cw #cinnamoroll #kidcore #sanriocore #blue aesthetic #blue stim #stimboard #gif #piping stim #sweets #roll cake #let’s remember those blue skies together #pours pumpkin spice down a flask #colored text #I made his face emoticon match the color of his eyes on the cake heheh #For fun play Maxwell the cat theme #my post

[a-dreamworld-fool]

part 01 - part 02

part 01 - part 02

#mortal kombat fanart #mortal kombat x reader #mortal kombat 1 x reader #kung lao x reader #johnny cage x reader #kung lao #johnny cage #foolie's art #become fruit ninja #i just really like this dynamic #them being the fuck-around-and-find-out trio #kenshi: they're playing with food. our food. #raiden: ... we should stop them #kenshi: no. let's see what happens next #it doesn't end well for them :)

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

#lay rambles #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it #theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences #with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever #they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key #and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever #hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do #mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself #(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently) #so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc #also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house #(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol) #also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space #he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet #always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like #food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind #and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them #(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc) #lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies) #but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa #dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever #however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults #also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt #not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself #oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages) #also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse) #...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD

[inchidentally]

desperately trying to wrangle thoughts w @mecachrome about how Team Torque was an immediate like <3 of how Oscar goes right back to that beloved 'I'm permanently sarcastic bc I like you, mate' Oscar from F2 and Alpine content. bc Logan ofc but also Alex bc sarcasm being Alex's entire love language and he was always destined to be friends w Oscar <3

but it's also added to mountain of evidence that Oscar initially tried the same approach w Lando but it never rly felt right ?? Lando has that dynamic w a lot of friends but somehow w Oscar just no ??

and sometime between Silverstone (the waist grab !) and Austin (the content !) Oscar decided to just go ahead and let the 8+ year Thing fully out on his face and out of his eyeballs and stare as much as he wanted - and like instead of finding it weird or funny Lando just :3 and was like yes this fits just right and also it turned Oscar from pretty intimidatingly talented and put-together teammate to one of Lando's Safe Place People bc Oscar pays close attention to Lando and is patient w Lando

and maybe that's why we all comment that it feels like we're intruding a lot of the time we get content of them together bc their form of bonding was an interlinked flavor of weird unique to themselves - not unlike moving to a new neighborhood and the local outdoor cat choosing to spend so much time at your place that you gladly buy them food and bowls and a bed and eventually they just move in completely and you never felt so special <3

#lando norris finds his perfect teammate goes like this: #outdoor cat lando letting carlos and daniel pick him up and play chase the laser w him but y'know. dog people! #as opposed to oscar who says BIG stretch and tests out ten different brands of food to find the right one and knows when to leave him alone #except translate all that to a driver partnership for an f1 team

[squiggl3]

I’ve been having fun playing Rain world

#rain world #rain world monk #rain world moons #looks to the moon #five pebbles #i played a little bit a year ago and randomly tamed a blue lizard #we named it bart and we had to let him go bc he kept eating me (couldnt find food for him) #friends made me experience the shaded citadel. #and then the leg. and then underhang. #almost made me go thru unfortunate development too but spared me from that #anyways! rain world! yippee!!

[jinnazah]

what kills me is how people here in the west are so …. willfully, blissfully, ignorant of what’s transpiring in palestine. like i have even seen poc, even seen HIJABIS still buying starbucks and i’m like …… i guess dumbfounded at this point. “oh but it’s just one drink” “oh but my one dollar won’t make a difference if i spent it or not” “well it’s not my problem, the middle east is always at war”

are people so arrogant they think they are the exception to what’s happening in palestine? in fact. the victim blaming against the palestinians is insane “well they should’ve just left” “well they should’ve agreed to a ceasefire” “well they shouldn’t have let hamas take over” you guys make me sick to my stomach!!!! my god this rhetoric is so narcissistic it hurts!!!!!

#like i eat and i think of palestine i think of the children starving to death in gaza i think of people making bread from CAT FOOD #i sleep i think how i can’t sleep unless my dog is warming my feet or i wake up groggy without my humidifier #people in gaza can’t even sleep they can’t even rest the killing the violence doesn’t even stop for a minute!!! #i wear my expensive clothes i do my makeup i do my hair i wear mt perfume and i want to cry thinking that like #are the women of gaza not worthy? do they not deserve this level of luxury or happiness? #will the little boys and girls of gaza ever get to play with their moms makeup and ruin it in the process? #i don’t know how anyone can let anything else consume their minds these days #shame on you. may your time also come. may the world look away in remembrance of those you scorned #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #free palestine #free gaza #free the west bank #occupied palestine #israel is a terrorist state

[angelsdean]

and what if i started 'dean is too nice to sam' truthing ?

#well. publicly. bc i already am truthing that sdjkfjd #LISTEN. this show was really really bad at portraying actual sibling dynamics dfkdgk like half their fights would not be that deep irl #like oh you tried to kill me? ok well here's a funny picture of dog and also that's you ok lets go get food #dean as the eldest sibling should've told sam 'i'm right bc i'm the oldest do what i say' like. alllll the time #bc he's right and he's the oldest :) and sam just has to accept that he will ALWAYS be the baby even at 39 yrs old #esp dean being a parentified older sibling like. sam is simultaneously his annoying lil brother AND his pseduo-child #even if sam doesn't want to acknowledge that dean was his main most stable parental figure growing up it doesn't change the fact that #for dean that's what sam is. and so oscillating between the two roles of older brother and parent makes for a complicated dynamic #where you'll like. die for them. but also tease them mercilessly and call them a lil freak and weirdo #(but if anyone else did that you'd punch them out) #but yea. canon dean. too nice. #should've teased him more and gotten into more play fights + actual fights that end w/ them laughing + getting slushies at the gas 'n' sip #siblings siblings #vic.txt

[liverbiver9]

everyone always has modern!wwx playing the flute and other classical instruments but you can’t make me believe that he would choose a FLUTE over the harmonica or kazoo.

that man would make everyone hate his motherfucking guts the moment he figured out he could play I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston on the harmonica. He would be known as “the kazoo guy” in high school because he was never seen anywhere without his kazoo, playing All Star nonstop on repeat.

#Madam Yu has confiscated both of them multiple times yet he’s always somehow found them the next day sometimes even the next hour. #Lan Zhan has in fact broken six of his kazoos but Wei Ying always has a back up in his bag. #he is also very disappointed in himself when he finds it kinda hot #Jiang Cheng would just like it all to stop. please. he’s tired. #Yanli was impressed for the first month but now she finds a way to stuff some sort of food in his mouth anytime she even SEES either of the #mdzs #ideas #mo dao su zhi #the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #modern au #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #wei wuxian is a menace to society #love that for him!!!!! #this is inspired by my younger brother teaching himself how to play the harmonica #his cat fucking hates it so much she comes running downstairs to hide every time he starts practicing #under the same vein: wwx has repeatedly tried to convince lab qiren to join the school band #“harmonica is TECHNICALLY a wind instrument so you should let me play! #my ideas

[kicktwine]

the problem is I’m such a staunch believer in the slow buildup, the earnest enjoyment of meandering through terrible story decisions and weird nothing subplots to build up into a conclusion that explodes out from all that as fantastic storytelling and intrigue based on all that buildup, such that it makes it necessary to get through all that or you’re missing something essential, that I’m also a terrible person to talk to about what makes a story good. I can tell you plenty of what actually makes something tight and well-written and all that technical speak but how could anyone take my advice when I so so so love excruciatingly long unnecessarily complex fumbling and weird nonsense that spirals into, inexplicably, weird nonsense that makes you cry your lungs sore

#kipspeak #my point being everyone is too mean about post arr. sure f’lhammin did not have to be our problem but everything after that was like #meandering. Thinking. building. unnerving. they were cooking and i RESPECT their dubious food #i love homestuck and long audio dramas and dnd podcasts and indecipherable fancomics and lego ninjas and khux and im starting to love ffxiv #all incredibly long and made with passion and kinda weird and hard to get into #said with THE MOST affection in my heart #I could structure a kids show and I know how to write for tv but in my heart of hearts #I just want to write an impossibly long absurdity epic that is weird and a little bad and also makes you feel shrimp emotions #ALSO I feel 0% bad for not respecting ur theory or opinion if you haven’t played khux/dr/recoded I don’t feel bad about it at all I’m right #understand what’s going on in them and I’ll respect your theories. it’s like comics enjoyers but less chaotic #don’t let me get into comics. superheroes never really catch my interest but if you let me get into comics I’d explode #‘it gets really good’ is a genuine way to interest me #also don’t let me get into anime that do this. I already watched a thousand episodes of detective Conan— #maybe it’s a careful balance of weird and Good Storytelling Seeds. it has to have internal logic for one; and it has to have a structure #It has to be leading somewhere. and I want to see where it leads #we are GOING through the disney worlds. all of them. they are COOKING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bluefishbaby]

#photography #alcohol #quotes #funny #fashion #movies #nature #music #food #no one cares #clothes #clothing #necklace #neck deep #great body #like #lol #life #lit #amazing body #let's play

[evilkaeya]

I'M TRYING TO ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE HERE

#i chose that option btw #and he went on details abt good food or whatever #just let me take u out damn #sai plays hsr

[clown-around-and-find-out]

moodboard of shit i constantly quote which results in nobody ever knowing what the hell im talking about

#🦈: my posts #🦈: silly #multiple pictures #posts #lets play in the food processor together #the ipod brothers #ipod brothers #asking homless freaky questions #your mama so go to hell she is damned for eternity #weeb who just learned what japan did in ww2 #gay aids torture chamber #he actually turned his life around #im going to jeff the kill you #we got the torture labyrinth tomorrow #we're emo!!!!!! #me and my friends would have killed et with hammers #this meal needs more epic bacon #brush my teeth to this #barry please kill my little sister #something really lgbt happened to me yesterday #webkinz #milk webkinz #webkinz milk #i piss so hard it rips

[cuntylestat]

so funny that louis was like “oh i don’t like killing people :( i just do it to keep my family together :(” and then he rips off a man’s jaw for no reason like. ok girl 

#the unreliable narrator is unreliable narratoring again #also funny that louis and claudia are much more brutal with their kills in that scene #like lestat plays with his food but he just eats them #louis and claudia were like actually let's tear out body parts