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gnr1985 · 11 months

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Tonight I'll be wasted 🤪

#alcohlism #lets get drunk #drunkgirl #want to be wasted #drinking #partygirl #hot wife #vodka #intox kink #intoxication #drunk again

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christinered · 3 months

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Or you pass out. Sometimes that's just as good.

~Red

#christinered #sub for dom domme for all #wisdom of a redhead #aggressive redhead #wiseass smartass badass #curvy bouncy redhead #new york city bartender #jack daniels #demons #cheers #just one of the boys #redheaded tomboy #lets get drunk

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mysadnessplacex · 6 months

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Taka noc październikowa, niewierna

I w te okna tylko deszcz, i ciągły plusk.

I taka chandra się kładzie cholerna,

Na głowę, na serce, i na mózg.

#bw #life #friends #lets get drunk

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rodatirhaalo · 4 months

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I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:

Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.

Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like

*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*

"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"

#get tav/durge drunk and let him have a little sippy and he's GONNA be makin' little gothic mud castles #Shadowheart come over here and enable this man!#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 spoilers #astarion ancunin #spawn astarion #ascended astarion #Like it's so inconsequential but like it's so not?#i've heard it's a sneaky little EA reference #but still #dirt gremlin time #Dirt is freedom guys #Y'all ever sat in dirt just because? I recommend it #Also while I was getting that bottom pic Halsin was creeping ever closer to my durge like he was makin' a move #First sitting on the floor then on the far end of the log then the spot on the log next to my durge #almost spit out my drink when i saw it #Note: Mr Ascendant would refuse to sit down as well. He physically CANNOT relax #Fs in chat

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honeyed-disgraceful · 2 years

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The way I've been invited to a party solely because I made a guy question his sexuality and he wants to meet me >:)

#lets get drunk #misc

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daiwild · 3 months

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Forever & Always Paulkins ?

Orr Tinkoffski 👀

The Matthew-Perkins. Second normal-est Hatchetfield couple. The first normal-est are the Jerries, obv.

#ok let me ramble abt F&A real quick #paul is such a himbo in this one and no one talks abt that #i love nmt cuz it really shows how fucked up paul is #doesnt listen to his wife at all. gets drunk on half a beer. kills people. is a clone. later turns into a cat #im an emma kinnie not bc i relate to her but bc i also would kill for paul /j #nightmare time #paulkins #emma perkins #paul matthews #daiwild #ask tag

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crybaby-bkg · 1 year

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drunk Bakugou that keeps blinking big wet eyes up at you while you help him get undressed and brush his teeth and wash his face. he’s slurring the whole time about how much he loves you and how pretty you are and how you’re the better part of him and how he’s gonna marry you and give you two and a half kids and a dog and a cat. muffles half of his confessions into your stomach where he keeps resting his heavy head, and doesn’t care about the tears and and toothpaste he’s getting on you in the process. no, he doesn’t remember everything when he wakes up, but he has an idea of what he’s said when you wake up with a grin, ready and armed to tease him.

#okay gn lol #I want to get this big man so drunk that he has to be carried like a burlap sack over eiji’s shoulder #the image of this has me in literal tears #he’s a lightweight too and I think that’s so cute of him #okay but Eiji who can hold his liquor really well 👀#and tries to take care of you and bkg at the same time 👀#but the two of you just concocted a plan of climbing this mountain of a man tonight 👀#okay now let me write about caretaker Eiji who never really gets more than buzzed #and offers to care for you (and maybe bkg too 👀) after a night out 🏃🏽‍♂️#I’ll write it in the morning for I yam sleepy #—new treat in the streets! 🍫#bakugou treats! 🍬#tw: drunk

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lets-go-banana-fishing · 11 months

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Love it that in ep 7 Ash's plan was to literally play the bad guy and tell Eiji he's a bother so he would leave

But the second Eiji agreed with Ash about being a burden Ash immediately backtracked and went on a rant why Eiji is awesome instead

#and let's not forget Ash tried to get drunk right after this #DBSHSKAKSK #he really couldn't stand being mean to Eiji 😭😭😭😭#Ash trying to insult Eiji: he's stupid....-ly beautiful and smart and caring and-#banana fish #banana fish spoilers #ash lynx #eiji okumura #asheiji #aslan jade callenreese #ash x eiji #mimi posts

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harbingersecho · 30 days

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she should've been problematic at the club

#rvb #red vs blue #south dakota #agent south dakota #rvb south #mine #*24 #art #moden au bouncer/roadie/security guard south? 👀#instead of the ai thing she's pissed off at north bc he's all 'so when are you going to get a real job? i'm just worried you're #wasting your potential :( there's a community college near me i could talk to the teacher to let you in :)' treating her like a teenager #'you're not going to want to be throwing drunks out of bathrooms when you're forty south just be realistic' and south's just 🖕 die.#+ AU where south says fuck pfl and becomes a mercenary/bounty hunter? maybe teaming up with sharkface? she could end up at chorus too?#maybe she could get an actual ch arc and finally get out of her brothers shadow + grow as a person?? idk guyss....shes got potential

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gnr1985 · 1 year

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I'm so horny today 🙈 Want to get my mouth filled with alcohol, cock and cum god damn! Wanna be intoxicated!

Who wants to fuck me right now?

#hot wife #drunk #drunkwife #lets get drunk #getting drunk #drunkgirl #intox kink #drunk kink #i need booze #needy pussy #intoxication

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introspectivememories · 3 months

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god i know i said i was tired of making eveerything sad but just imagine timber those first few months of reconnecting and they're both drunk on tim's boat, laying on the deck staring up at the stars and bear turns over to look at tim, his eyes are sad and wet, and he reaches out to touch tim's face as if to make sure tim is really there and not an illusion and tim whispers, "bear?" and bernard smiles a little brokenly and goes, "so how long do i have you for this time?"

#tim fully sober now: what do you mean? i'm right here bear #bear still drunk: i got you for almost a whole year last time. how long before you leave this time?#bear: 2 years? 6 months?#tim sadly: you can have me forever bear #bear laughing: i don't even get you that long in my dreams #bear smiles reaching out to poke tim's face: don't worry tim! anytime you want to come back‚ i'll be right here.#god tim who's constantly leaving and bear who knows but cant help letting him comeback into his life again and again #you cannot tell me that bear went to that first date in urban legends expecting tim to stay #he went to that date expecting to get his heart broken again but he loves this boy so he goes anyway #tim who always leaves and bear who waits patiently everytime #sorry im like sobbing in the library #bear is so 'right where you left me' coded #bear who loves tim so much he'll let tim break his heart again and again #head in hands head in hands #dc #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber

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ayo-galitzine · 28 days

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5+1 fic set during the summer after s3 where wille does five things he always wanted like painting his nails purple and shaving his head and getting a heart tattoo and a buncha other stuff +1 thing Simon does now that he's free too 🥲

#young royals #yr s3 spoilers #rosh and ayub give wille a stick n poke tattoo in simons kitchen one humid summer night #something something one of the five things is wille gets to mourn #wille paints his nails and lets simon (who reactived his IG) post a pic of their hands intertwined #sara and felice and simon and wille all take turns shaving his head barefoot in simons bathroom #wille has to get a little bit drunk to let it happen #and they get hair everywhere and linda tuts at them but wille is so happy #idk idk #im emotional thinking about wille spending a whole summer at simons house #warm and sweating and sunburnt and smelling like mid-afternoon lake water and happy and happy and happy

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hoodedpanda333 · 1 year

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