#lex luthor

[frappegoddess]

Bruce Wayne uses his kids to threaten Lex Luthor, whilst simultaneously being the biggest drama queen known to man

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*At a gala*

Brucie: Dick, I've trained you for this moment, make me proud.

Dick: *Brings a posse of reporters and approaches Lex to expose him for his most heinous plans*

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Lex: Damian can't drink that, it's alcoholic. You should not have kids Brucie.

Bruce: *Sues Lex for harrassment*

Also Bruce: *Wins and let's it become the Gotham Gazette's biggest headline*

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Tim: *Hacks Twitter and posts drunk pictures of Lex*

Also Tim: *Makes sure Lex can't access all his social media accounts or sue for defamation*

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Damian: *Curses Lex in Arabic*

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Steph: *Starts a rumour that Lex Luthor is a furry*

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Lex Luthor: *Tries to sue*

Also Lex: *Always loses*

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Bruce Wayne and the batfam have made Lex Luthor Gotham's public enemy.

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Idea creds to: @tims-missing-spleen

#lol #batfamily #batman #dc comics #batfam #bruce wayne #dc universe #lex luthor #dc batman #dick grayson #tim drake wayne #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #gotham #batfam incorrect quotes

[nitpickrider]

Lex. You met and married her under false pretenses. Used her as a prop in your revenge scheme. And then lied about it! Clark did not do that! YOU did that! Action Comics 332

#dc #dcu #dc comics #dc universe #superhero #comics #lex luthor #superman #clark kent

[nyhti]

Love it when they do that. Honestly nothing better than when Lex throws aside all the ingenious machines he spent months and millions on to just try and choke the life out of Superman with his bare hands <3 I know the whole appeal of the characters is that Superman can defeat armies with nothing but a pinkie finger and that Lex doesn't even need to lift his pinkie finger, because his machines will do everything for him, but I still think they need to fight like normal men more often.

Superman #164 (1963) and Action Comics #500 (1979)

#clark kent #lex luthor #clex

[why-i-love-comics]

Action Comics #1064 - "Brainiac Attacks!" (2024)

written by Joshua Williamson art by Rafa Sandoval & Alejandro Sanchez

#superman #clark kent #brainiac #lex luthor #marvel #wednesday spoilers #spoilers #comic spoilers

[funnypages]

Yeah this tracks

#lex luthor #dc comics

[chernobog13]

A smattering of DC super-villains circa 1976.

#Super-Villans #Mr. Atom #Blockbuster #Gorilla Grodd #Scarecrow #Mr. Element #Weather Wizard #Abra Kadabra #Mirro Master #The Top #Ibac #Black Adam #Ra' al Gul #Talia al Ghul #Terra Man #Poison Ivy #Captain Cold #Trickster #Reverse Flash #Heat Wave #Penguin #Lex Luthor #King Kull #Aunt Minerva #Dr. Sivana #Captain Boomerang #Pied Piper #Joker #Mr. Mxyzptlk #Toyman

[ahfrickenfrick]

to keep up with the double life

bruce had taken up to making people think he’s awful at keeping things a secret

he has an ‘alt’ account on Twitter that everyone knows is him, commenting underneath all of lex’s tweets, but yet luther can’t pin it down to bruce to file the lawsuit

he’s well known for letting secrets slip during interviews, and for constantly not hiding his facial expressions during press conference

and then there’s all the times he’s publicly fallen into a fountain

so whenever the vague idea pops into somebody’s head that bruce wayne could be batman, they usually just shake their head and go to the next actual possibility

#dc comics #dc #batman #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #dc headcanon #lex luthor #gotham #batman headcanon

[frownyalfred]

please frownyalfred youre the only one who can write him getting fucked to sanity you know this lex luthor to the bone 🙏

fear not, I will make someone fuck him until he cries and is more sane. it will happen. I just need to get my act together.

#asks #anon #lex luthor #bvs

[aulel-process]

#smallville #clark x lex #clex #clark kent x lex luthor #michael rosenbaum #tom welling #clark kent #lex luthor #superman

[ditzybat]

clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?

bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support

clark: what - i - no??

bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat

clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube

bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be

clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?

#i need to see clark and lex exchange kon in a waffle house parking lot during weekends like divorced parents #dc #clark kent #bruce wayne #kon el kent #superman #batman #superboy #lex luthor

[vodrae]

Damian Wayne : *Watching national geographic. Global warming hurts animals.*

"Mhhh."

*Runs to Tim's room*

"Luthor said you won't find a clean and sustainable power source in your life."

*Slams doors. Leaves.*

Timothy Jackson Drake : "THAT BITCH." *Angry tools noises coming from the garage for 5 minutes* "Take that bald motherfucker !"

Stephanie : "It's been 5 years and I'm still not sure if i'm scared or impressed by you all."

Damian : "Penguins won't fall anymore."

#batman #batfamily #batfam #batman headcanon #dc comics #damian wayne #dc robin #robin #stephanie brown #dc spoiler #tim drake #red robin #lex luthor #batkids #batfamily shenanigans

[phoneduk]

[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]

Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"

Dick: "sure!"

Random TT: "what are your names?"

Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"

Random TT: "...excuse me?"

Jason: "it's the idiot's name"

Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"

Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"

Jason: "Oliver Queen"

Tim: "Lex Luthor"

Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"

Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"

Tim: "what he said"

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #roy harper #connor kent #conner kent #jayroy #birdflash #ted kord is a nerdy little thot and i stand by that opinion #ted kord #oliver queen #lex luthor #batfamily #batfam #this came to me in a dream

[nitpickrider]

Not...sure that brainwashing a woman into forgetting that her beloved husband was lying about the foundation of their relationship is a win here, folks. Action Comics 335

#dc #dcu #dc comics #dc universe #superhero #comics #superman #clark kent #lex luthor #brainiac #vril dox

[tims-missing-spleen]

(I like to think that) Lex Luthor gets clowned on by literally everyone, and Bruce is the absolute worst.

Like he'll attend an event and a literal millisecond later, Bruce will roll up and steal all the attention. And when they're inside, him or one of his crazy "children" will "accidentally" spill very red wine all over his expensive ass suit.

And what can Lex even do?

Last time he retaliated and mildly shoved Bruce, the man very dramatically flung himself across the room and fell straight into a table. He hadn't even gotten hurt- not a single bruise or cut- but that drama queen didn't appear in public for an entire month after the incident. The backlash Lex had gotten was so not worth it.

And it doesn't stop there. His kids join in on the "fun" and bully him too.

Tim permanently bans him from all the platforms owned by Wayne enterprisese, which is like borderline illegal, so Lex sues and somehow always loses.

Jason Duke and Steph team up and make it a game to throw things on his head without him realising. And when Luthor catches one of them, he can't even shout at them or whatnot cause hes actually scared shitless. Jason, the absolute tank of a man, just grins at him while placing his hands on the very noticeable gun at his hip. Duke and Steph stand on either side of him, gripping literal knives in their hands.

Damian just outright walks up to him and begins insulting him in a couple of different languages. He always gives Lex a final disgusted look before turning and walking off.

Dick might seem the sweetest, approaching him while smiling in that nice way of his. He's the worst, though, cause he always makes sure to bring a few reporters with him before he innocently starts outing Lex's latest evil scheme in front of the audience. He makes sure to bring solid evidence of the nefarious plans, but right at the end, he goes, "idk I could be wrong," before shrugging and walling off.

Cassandra doesn't do much, but she's definitely the scariest. Whenever Lex has had enough and is about to call a hit on Bruce, she appears out of nowhere, stares straight at him, and just shakes her head while saying, "No. Regret"

Basically, Lex Luthor, public enemy #1, gets (justifiably) bullied by the entirety of the human population (honestly, only the Waynes).

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #dc comics #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dick grayson #lex luthor #bruce wayne #damian wayne #duke thomas #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #batman

[why-i-love-comics]

Superman Vs. Meshi #21 (2024)

written by Satoshi Miyagawa art by Kai Kitago

#superman #lex luthor #clark kent #DC #wednesday spoilers #spoilers #comic spoilers

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

Cujo

"Cujo where in the world do you keep finding all these things?"

Danny looked down at a very proud looking Cujo who had recently returned from his trip.

On each trip he brought back things that he liked, lately Cujo was bringing back the most curious things.

From pillows and toys to weapons and weird clothing.

One time even bringing a golden lasso.

This time it seemed to be a sword and a jar filled with liquid with what he was pretty sure was a human organ.

"Cujo please don't take peoples organs, I don't want to get in trouble"

A sentence he never thought he would be saying,

What a day.

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Alfred: "I seem to be missing my favourite pair of socks?"

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Wonder Woman is questioning who was brave/stupid enough to steal her lasso from practically under her nose.

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Damian: Father! Who took my weapons away, I haven't even been grounded!"

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Lex Luthor: "Where's all the kryptonite I just bought?!"

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Ra's: *squinting* "Something just happened."

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Sorry this one is shorter than usual I'm in the middle of class.

Bye!

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Just an Idea

#dp x dc #danny phantom #dc x dp #dpxdc #batman #danny fenton #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp prompt #writing prompt #dp cujo #cujo #ra's al ghul #damian wayne #damian #batfamily #bat shenanigans #lex luthor #alfred pennyworth #wonder woman #justice league #ghost #ghosts #superman