nobody’s sexuality is a choice, except for me, who chooses to be ace every single day to piss off the ghost of Sigmund Freud.
533 notes
·
View notes
kool-aid man has elixirs to turn people straight because he keeps making people gay
23 notes
·
View notes
My sister, years ago: you’re the straightest person I’ve ever met
Me: haha, it would be really awkward if I ended up not being straight
Me, now: 😶
3 notes
·
View notes
My best friend, in possession of a cardboard box : Bonk. Go to Horny jail. *instantly remembers I'm asexual* Uhhh no, to Lily jail. Bonk. Go to Lily jail.
18 notes
·
View notes
the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”
62K notes
·
View notes
am i the only one who feels like this
31K notes
·
View notes