#like no offense seb

[tubbietommo]

"But he's the reserve driver"

Like no one cares. You don't get an award cause you're the reserve driver

#this is an @ to Karun yes #nO ofFEnse #like stop acting like they are forcing Seb to drive ajajajaj #f1 #Sebastian Vettel

[lewishamil10n]

hot take: some of you REALLY need to learn nuance

#STOP ASSIGNING THE SAME WEIGHT TO ALL OFFENSES. on the scale of Problematic Things some shit IS worse than others !!! #im not saying none of it is problematic but !!! for example mv using racist slurs is not the same as dr singing it in a song #BOTH ARE BAD BUT ONE IS OBJECTIVELY WORSE. it's about INTENT too #in the same vein (bc these are debates im seeing on my dash today) - #EXISTING IN THE SAME SPACE AS MV DOESN'T MEAN CONDONING HIS ACTIONS #some of u ppl literally live in such a black and white world that nuance is fucking incomprehensible to you #begging. BEGGING u to understand that there's some shittiness to ALL people but some people's shittiness is more harmful than others #i have literally seen such terrible fucking takes on this site like thinking seb is the Worst bc he said he doesnt want michaels record #broken or whatever. im not saying he's beyond criticism im saying how are u gonna ignore all the good he does for one statement #begging u all to understand that people are complex n it's not as simple as 'did a bad thing once and is now evil n irredeemable forever' #ffs i don't even believe mv is entirely irredeemable despite also believing he's a piece of shit #n e way. im not gonna discuss this further bye. #remy.txt #tag rant #salt tag #fandom wank

[skitskatdacat63]

At some point I need to compile all of the vicious seb side-eye pics I have, bcs atp I'm sensing a theme fkdsfk 😭

#'pictures to send to your friend who is talking about seb too much for it to be normal' #i think i said this before but #i swear to you every time im downloading a massive amnt of pics of him #ill just suddenly come across one where hes giving the most criminally offensive side-eye ive ever seen in my life #it feels like hes saying to me 'jesus christ calm down' #catie.rambling.txt

[dolene]

MUSE TO MY MELODIES!

pairing: charles leclerc x singer!reader

summary: from all the great melodies, there is the artist and her muse who's doing the work.

content warnings: her face claim is laufey, supportive bf charles, she has a sister, cursing (but just for a bit)

yourusername

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yourusername guess where am i (slide 3)

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landonorris the king of atlantis's museum

⤷ yourusername good answer but no

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phoebebridgers that fit chic is so brocolli core

     ⤷ priscillawesley More like an e-coli core

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radvxz I love the slide one and two... But then there's three existing 😔

     ⤷ yourusername that is literally the point

username She just randomly there and Pris is taking the pics

     ⤷ yourusername she's a lifesaver 😇

     ⤷ priscillawesley Surely I am. Imagine her posts without me😎

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc Strolling around Rome

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carlossainz55 suddenly i'm into bossa nova

username YES HER CONCERT IN ITALY BEGIN

username y/n typical red shoes fit is always hits no matter what

username Charles, you sure it aint Pris who took this

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username ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN???

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username charles and y/n collab when?

     ⤷ username he should be featured in her new song

     ⤷ username Pris as a violinist and Charles as a Pianist, what a combo!

yourusername

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yourusername i've never done anything so fast like this before

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username Y/N WHAT😭

lewishamilton direct offense to you charles_leclerc

charles_leclerc Oh this is just so low

username i know how his cooking gonna end up, so i'll be her if i were there

username That emoji gonna say that "i'll make u my pasta disaster, honey"

username idk why is she even post this but this is definitely hilarious 😂

priscillawesley But I can't lie, that looks really delicious

     ⤷ yourusername the art of rush cooking is just so😌👌

username EVEN SEB LIKING THIS BC HE KNOWS

     ⤷ yourusername even i was surprised😭 i didn't expect this at all

     ⤷ charles_leclerc Same

yourusername

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yourusername look at my facebook mom boyfriend 😚😚

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charles_leclerc Is this a flattery or a mock?

     ⤷ lilymhe Flattery definitely

reneerapp why did u take this?

lilyzneimer 😂😂

username facebook mom charles is confirmed a long long time before this event even happened

     ⤷ yourusername this was truly a canon event

username but whys he looking so good tho

username What is he taking picture of?

     ⤷ username HES SHOWING THEM HER NEW ALBUM

     ⤷ username them in meaning is no one

     ⤷ username his camera roll is filled with him and the empty space

scuderiaferrari At least he's fashionable 😉

     ⤷ username is fashionable at the room with us?

yourusername added a photo to their story!

caption: hehe 😉

TWITTER

INSTAGRAM

yourusername

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yourusername charles said it's a ✨picture-dump✨

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landonorris i can't unsee what i see

maxverstappen1 Enjoying your meal by yourself, Handsome?

     ⤷ yourusername wrong person, sorry

priscillawesley Charles, what are u talking about? It's obviously a memory-burn 🙄

     ⤷ yourusername no, and we've talk about this before

username what is that strawberry with a head on

     ⤷ username y/n for x men is real

username okay now say whoever stick that head into the poor strawberry

radvxz Oh no...

taylorswift I'm living for the aesthetics.

     ⤷ username TAYLOR WHAT'S THE AESTHETICS IN THIS??

TWITTER

INSTAGRAM

yourusername

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yourusername after a long while of waiting and teasing, the cat has finally out of the bag! and i present this to all of you.

Bewitched out February 13th! 🤎🤍

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radvxz 😭😭😭

username WE'RE NOT CLOWNING ANYMORE

sza CAN'T WAIIITTT

username WE ALR GOT THE VINYL???? best moment of my life

charles_leclerc 😚🥰

     ⤷ username i'm forever gonna live for supportive bf charles

arianagrande soo excited!!

username finally the album we're deluluing is real

lola.tung AHHHH amaaaazingg

maisiehpeters big year for witch girls 😭♥️

amandarachlee omg u look amazing

username Okay now where can i listen this on orchestra?

jeremyzucker GO Y/N!!!!

landonorris was listening to your song until you distract me with this🙄😌

username she said worry no more, i got u covered *wink*

#charles leclerc #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc x female reader #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc fic #charles leclerc smau #charles leclerc fluff #charles leclerc instagram au #charles leclerc x y/n #f1 x y/n #f1 x you #f1 imagine #f1 fanfic #f1 x reader #f1 smau #duhyork's artwork ৎ

[aphrostiel]

Jenson Button <3

I finally drew Jenson after... well after never drawing him before, which is quite an offense to me considering how much I love this man!! his time in F1 made me so entertained and now I do whatever I can to make sure I watch him in Sky Sports. The sport misses him dearly but I'm happy he's got such a lovely family and is enjoying his time outside the track <3

anyway, looking forward to draw more of him and also with other drivers, like Nando, Lewis and Seb...

#jenson button #jb22 #jenson button fanart #f1 #formula one fanart #formula 1 fanart #formula 1 art #formula uno #fan art #digital art #f1 art #formula 1

[hawkins-losers]

Eddie being unable to sleep and getting a blowjob to help

A/N: In case the gif confused you, no this is not some strange creature smut. Read first, then you’ll understand the gif

-

Eddie's hand was in your hair as you bobbed on his cock, taking most of it in your mouth. Your mouth's wet sounds and the slight creaking of Eddie's bed echoed in the small room, mixed with Eddie's muffled moans. His eyes were closed and he had to cover his mouth with the back of his other hand so his uncle wouldn't know what you and him were up to.

He didn't know if his guardian was a light or deep sleeper and you didn't want to find out the embarrassing way. Wayne finding a condom wrapper in the kitchen had been enough embarrassment for you. After two weeks, you still couldn't look him in the eyes...

You allowed Eddie to pushed himself in deeper and he threw his head back into his pillows, feeling himself close. So close. His muscles were tense and his balls felt tight. His cock was starting to pulsate in your mouth, having reached the point of no return.

''I'm close. So fucking clo-'' he tried to warn between short pants, only to cut himself off with a muffled groan, reaching his climax and coming hard, a series of white ribbons spurting from his tip and filling your mouth.

''You think you can sleep, now?'' you asked, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand before crawling back next to Eddie, who was completely wiped from his orgasm.

Eddie hummed, his chest heaving as he tried to regulate his breathing. ''Goodnight kisses are nice, but goodnight blowjobs? Feels like I've died and gone to Valinor. It's impossible to not have a good night of sleep after that.''

You laughed softly and leaned to kiss his lips. You really can't take the nerdy side out of him.

''My precious,'' Eddie whispered between your mouths, not caring if he could taste himself on your lips and tongue.

You pulled back in offense. ''Eddie Munson, are you comparing me to fucking Gollum?''

He laughed, the rumbles of his chest sending vibrations through the mattress. ''Maybe. I'm sure Gollum can't suck dick as good as you, though. You make me come so hard.''

You held back from laughing loudly. ''I'm glad I can. Now, goodnight.'' 

-

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[plague-of-insomnia]

Is Sebastian “Evil”?

Recently, I saw a post by @puppyfan9000 about Sebastian, commenting on whether or not he is evil, suggesting he’s more like a lion, who preys on animals for survival and not because they’re “evil.”

I guess I had not fully appreciated how many people apparently view Sebastian through the lens of Christian demonology and dogma and thus view him as evil, some apparently going as far to say he’s the villain of the series. (Yana has said he’s the protagonist, actually, but go off, I guess.)

While I can’t ofc know what Yana had in mind with Sebastian when she created him, I do feel like the manga does a good job of pointing out that demons are not innately good or evil, and the truly “evil” ones are humans themselves.

(This is gonna be a bit long so I’ll go ahead and tuck the rest under a read more.)

Shinto Kami & Three Natures

One of the cores of Shinto belief is the kami, sometimes translated as “god,” though I think “deity” is better since the former often has an association with “good” in the western mindset.

The thing about kami is they aren’t good or evil; they exist outside those human parameters. They’re more like a force of nature than what we in the west might view as demonic or godly.

And each kami has 3 natures, or mitama:

aramitama - rough and wild

nigimitama - gentle and life supporting

sakimitama - nurturing

[SS from Handbook of Japanese Mythology by Michael Ashkenazi]

Think of these three as different colored liquids all contained within a vessel. Each kami has a diff amount of each, with one or more of these natures dominating in different situations and at different times.

Connected to this, the line between a “god” or “kami” and a “demon” (so many words you can use here, including akuma, or even yokai) is fluid in Shinto belief.

A kami can “fall” and “devolve” into a baser yokai or “demon” if they become impure (purity is a big part of Shinto belief and ritual), and/or if their aramitama nature becomes more dominant.

Even so, these beings aren’t considered “evil” in the same sense that a Christian views Satan as “evil.”

Just as the destruction caused by a hurricane can’t be called “evil,” the behavior of a kami or other spirit likewise is neither good nor evil. It simply is.

Yana has described him as “without shame or moral sense” but I think this is a bit misleading in translation (though the original Japanese is lost so I can’t say for sure what she said exactly). I think what she means isn’t “he’s evil” but that “he exists outside the framework of human morality.”

Humans Vs Demons in the Manga

I feel like to call Sebastian evil is to miss the fundamental message of the manga: that humans (and formerly human creatures like shinigami) are far more demonic than demons.

Ciel says that almost verbatim, depending on the translation (and if you’re talking about the manga vs the anime) at the end of the circus arc, and Seb replies that is something that sets humans and demons apart.

Sebastian doesn’t kill for the sake of killing. He only kills on command/when necessary to execute (ha) Ciel’s orders/goals. More than once he’s expressed either his distaste at Ciel’s desires, and while Ciel calls him a beast, he takes offense to that.

From Sebastian’s perspective, humans are interesting because they are more complex than demons, who seem to be driven largely by their hunger and not much else.

Recall that Sebastian hesitated to burn down Kelvin’s manor with all the children inside, and it confuses him enough he even questions Ciel about it later. Likewise, while he does kill everyone involved in the Green Witch arc, that was far less about his being “evil,” and more about his doing the job that Ciel ordered him to do while giving him a chance to get his own “revenge” for nearly losing his meal due to the effects of the gas.

I think the closest thing to “evil” Sebastian gets in the manga is when he first makes the contract with Ciel and tries to trick him by making him believe his brother is alive, since he can’t actually resurrect the dead. But I feel it’s telling that is “day one” Sebastian and he has certainly grown and changed since then.

The Ripper Arc: The First Evil

The first true arc is the ripper arc, and I think it’s important because it shows us early that while Sebastian is a literal hellspawn, it wasn’t a demon involved in the serial murders but rather a human—Madam Red—and someone who was once human—Grelle.

Grelle then kills Red in cold blood because she’s become “boring,” which, as far as we know, Grelle never regretted or felt remorse over.

I’m not quite sure if I would even call Grelle evil, but the point is clear: humans, and former humans, are more demonic than demons.

We see it again and again, with the cult, with Kelvin, with the German military in the GWA, with Undertaker and the Aurora society— perhaps it is telling that Sebastian is the only known demon in canon (no, season 2 of the anime is not canon), because it really forces us to see that even the worst of Sebastian’s actions pales in comparison to the depravity of human beings.

If we do wanna look at non-canon, the first season of the anime featured an Angel, a being that is normally associated with being “good,” who becomes so twisted and obsessed with “purity” that they let their aramitama nature take hold and commit great evil in their quest for purification. Even so much as to try and ally with a demon and offer Sebastian any souls he wishes in exchange for Ciel.

So once more we see a non-demon character being the evil one— and Pluto, who is technically a demon, isn’t “evil.” He only “becomes evil” when Ash/Angela break his mind and force him to attack the city.

Ignoring Ciel’s Commands

Finally, I think it’s important to point out that despite promising to always fulfill Ciel’s orders, there have been several times in the manga that he has disobeyed in order to protect Ciel.

One example happens in the circus arc. Ciel’s asthma flares from the harsh conditions at the circus, but he’s determined to go out regardless. But they’re stopped by Agni and Soma.

Agni then gives Sebastian a harsh lecture that makes him realize that simply always following Ciel’s orders isn’t enough if doing so puts his life at risk. So he goes against Ciel’s wishes and not only makes him rest, but let’s him sleep as long as he needs to.

Later, during the Weston arc, when confronted by Undertaker again, Sebastian ignores Ciel’s orders to try and catch him because he learned from his experiences on the Campania and doesn’t want to risk putting Ciel in danger again.

If Sebastian were truly such an evil being, an embodiment of sin, then why would he care about Ciel’s health? Yes, he’s cultivating his soul for optimum yumminess, but harvesting him a bit early wouldn’t really affect him that badly.

Though Sebastian says that he’s doing it because of the terms of their contract or because he’s “taken great pains” to cultivate Ciel’s soul and doesn’t want him stolen, I don’t think that is entirely the truth. While he ofc doesn’t want to lose his meal, I think it’s more than that.

No, he protects Ciel because he wants to. He keeps him safe and out of harm because he chooses to. And demon or not, I don’t think someone like Agni could call an evil being his friend.

#black butler #黒執事 #sebastian michaelis #character analysis: sebastian michaelis #poi og #good vs evil #demons #let’s see if this shows in the tags #poi theory #100 notes #200 notes #meta

[babiebom]

Sam teaching you guitar!

A/N: I've finally gotten around to writing this. Hopefully it's good enough. I do not know how to play guitar so…be warned. Also no offense to anyone who enjoys Wonderwall!!! I just would not enjoy learning the song lmao. From this ask! Song!

TW: cursing? Playful bullying?

WC:0.6k

"Sam, I swear if you make me look stupid, I'll beat you up."

The blonde laughs at your words, the situation was supposed to be cute but after seeing what you learned yourself it was more comical than anything else.

"I won't! I promise! You'll be playing Wonderwall like a pro when I'm done."

"Wonderwall? I asked to learn to play something cute or cool, that way when someone asks me if I have any talent I can say 'yeah the guitar' and pull out my guitar and impress everyone. Not 'yeah i can play Wonderwall' what the fuck?" 

"What? Wonderwall's cool!"

You look at him as if he's crazy. If you hadn't already planned all of your day around learning guitar from him you would've walked out, but since you're already here you might as well learn something. So, with all the annoyance you can muster, you allow him to play the song for you so you know what you're learning.

"Okay down, up, down-"

You growl under your breath in annoyance, you had been trying to learn the stupid first verse for an hour now, it had gotten to the point where Sam decided that you should skip to the chorus because no one really cares about the verses anyways when someone is playing the guitar. 

The only bright side was that Sam seemed excited to be teaching you, his radiant smile and his voice had admittedly made you want to fall in love with him, even if he was singing a basic song. The way he threw his head back as soon as he got into the music made your mood lighten up during some points, so the entire learning wasn't a bust. 

After another 2 hours you had gotten the chorus down well enough that anyone would be able to tell what you were playing. It wasn't good persay, but they would be able to tell. You just hoped that Sam would be with you to keep the vibes up, he would be able to distract from your bad playing. 

The two of you go over the chorus once more, Sam was smiling so brightly at you, that you think that you made his week. No one really cared about his music, at least not enough to spend 4 hours in a room with him going over the same couple of chords over and over again. Seb and Abby had their own things, the band was just their side gig, for Sam it was his life. 

"There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I don't know how~"

You quirk up your eyebrow at him, amused with how passionate he was being even if your playing was trash. He just grins as he continues to sing.

"Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me. And after all, you're my wonderwall~"

You huff out a breath as soon as you finish the chorus, the tension was too much, at least to you in this moment. To relieve yourself you let out a chuckle that you hope is natural. "What's a wonderwall?" 

He shrugs, putting the guitar he was holding away, eyes shining as he stares at you. "So…"

Your breath hitches as your mind races with what he's going to say next. You know if he asks for a relationship, you would agree in this moment, even if you would end up regretting it later on. "Yeah?"

"You think you wanna join the band now?"

You groan and deflate in half relief, half disappointment. Your friendship remains unchanged, for now.

"Absolutely not."

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #sdv sam #stardew sam #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sam x reader #sdv sam x reader #stardew sam x reader #reader insert #self insert #i keep repeating and i dont know hoooooow #sdv oneshot #stardew oneshot #sdv oneshots #stardew oneshots #stardew valley oneshot #stardew valley oneshots #sdv headcanons #stardew headcanon #stardew valley headcanons

[neet-elite]

your writing is just 😩 imagine being left home alone for a weekend with little bro seb. having messy sex with him any and everywhere im the house, leaving no room untouched. using him until he has nothing left to give and dragging him to the bathroom to get cleaned up. filling the bathtub with the fancy soaps he bought you and climbing in with him.

you're surprisingly gentle as you scrub his body clean. cooing sweet words in his ear as you scratch his scalp and plant tiny kisses to his neck. coaxing one final orgasm from him before you leave the tub. you're a good big sister, after all. gotta take care of your sweet baby brother. -🌸

ahhh you're too kind to me!!!! thank you for enjoying my writing, and for being patient...! love love love these thoughts so much ughhhh just wanna ruin little brother seb so bad </3

MDNI ♡ Warnings: (step)bro seb, stepcest, incest, psuedo incest, depends on how you wanna read it tbh, submissive sebastian, creampie, bj

WC: 939

The first time he came was in the morning, in his bed. With everyone but you and himself out of the house for the weekend, he should have known to be better prepared for your sisterly attacks. Shouldn't have been surprised to feel your lips tight around his throbbing cock as a wake up call, your saliva dripping down his length for him to moan at. His hands automatically press gently on your head as if on instinct, only for him to jump awake when you slap them away. "My pace, or no pace." you had told him, and even through his barely awake mind, he knew to only gulp and let you do your thing. Else, he knows you're not a liar, and he can't bare the thought of your tongue leaving his cock when he feels just so good inside your mouth. It didn't take him long to cum anyway, God knows how long you'd been throating him for before he woke up. In return for swallowing his seed—even allowing him to thrust up a little!—he eagerly lapped at your cunt while you sat on his face, scrolling through your phone or something; he wasn't really paying attention. Too busy tasting your cunt on his lips to truly care. Nothing else matters when his big sister is riding his face.

The second time he came was inside of you, back pressed into the dining room table while he used a chair for leverage. It's dirty, a carnal desire to claim you where the family eats— a nasty show of devotion. Look at how much I adore you, sis— so much so that i want to stain where we eat with your slick. The sound of his balls slapping against your ass while your legs lock behind him has precum dribbling into your hole, causing him to easily slip inside of your tight walls with too loud sobs for more. Which you promptly give, pushing and driving his hips into you faster, leaving him heaving great big gulps of air to try and keep up with your unfair pace. It's disgusting how happy he is to fuck his big sister on the dining table, isn't it? How his cock throbs with untamed need to cream inside of your pretty little cunt as if his parents were watching the offensive act with him. Only after you cum, though. It might not be a written rule, but rather his own selfish desire. He'll cum as soon as you do anyway, the feeling of your insides sucking him off so well always does.

The third time he cums is in the kitchen. He's already tired when you seek him for a third time, but the pretty pout you wear when asking him so nicely to please try for me, sebby... is too much for him to bear. Of course, he tells you. Come, stand in front of me, he begs you, busy preparing the food you'd asked him to cook earlier; but still he makes room for you. Just enough for your body to fit between him and the counter, like putty in your hands as you easily tug his bottoms down and slip his cock inside of your cum stained cunt. He's tired, you know that, so he's happy to let you take the reigns. Plus, the domesticity of cooking for you as you fuck his cock inside of you all slow and steady is so nice, fuck, he's so in love with you— doesn't even matter if you're his sister right now. The way you rock his hips into you so sweetly, hands pressing gently against the small of his back to guide him into you just how you like, it convinces him that you do care about him. Not that he doubted it before, but the tender action of helping him fuck you with your own two hands because he's too tired to move for you is enough. You deserve another load, just like you'd asked.

The fourth time he cums is in the bath you'd so lovingly prepared him after the meal he cooked. Like a married couple or something, he's too lovestruck to deny your offer of bathing together. And the way you treat him with such kindness in the shared bath has his heart skipping a beat, chest filled with butterflies when you take turns washing each other. His hands roam all over you, teasingly squeezing at your tits with a barely there pout on his lips as his cock starts to harden again under your equally as gentle touch on his tummy. It's soft, much too soft for what he's used to, and he finds himself wanting to fall into you the moment your hand dives further down; under the water to lazily stroke at his cock. "Just one more, Seb. You can do it, can't you?" And he's sure he can't, but the way his big sister stares at him so lovingly, how you treat him like a lover, convincing him to give you another load floating in the already tainted water is enough. You're enough for him, so he pulls you into a tight hug once he's finished with the promise to let you use him after he's done washing up. After all, he should be more energised by then, right?

And, there are so many other places he has to fuck you in before the weekend ends and your parents return. So many more places to stain with his seed for you, a primal claiming for the weekend. Big sister deserves it after taking care of him today, right?

#💌mail #🌸 anon

[transformers-mosaic]

Transformers: Mosaic #526 - "Friend"

Originally posted on August 6th, 2010

Story - Ezekiel Huerta Art - Seb Colours - Amanda Boone

deviantART | Seibertron | TFW2005 | BotTalk

wada sez: The use of the planet Klo, which originated in Marvel Comics continuity, inadvertently misled many readers. Huerta explained on deviantART: “Well, this is supposed to be set in the IDW continuity, which allows for freedom to "recreate" elements like worlds and such (see: Nebulon). I figured Grimlock's speech patterns would be a clear enough clue as to the universe, but perhaps in retrospect that was a bit too subtle.” On Seibertron, he said: “To clear up any misperceptions: That Dinobot is Sludge, who has a tendency to want to befriend natives when he goes to alien worlds. Precedent was set for that in the Marvel UK comics. The epitaph says "Sluj," the name of the alien girl, and in this story presumably where he got his name.” The Marvel UK storyline Huerta refers to is “Dinobot Hunt!”, in which he befriended the human Joy Meadows. Seb was more blunt in his response to reader criticism on deviantART: “No offense to your eyesight, people, but why the hell would a supposed "T" be rotated 45 degrees away from the other letters?!? No matter how hard I try, I simply cannot see the word "SLUT" here. It's "SLUJ". Alien name. Proper noun. If it's hard to understand, it's my fault alone. By the way, it sounds the same as "SLUDGE". Ring any bells? There are other things on that page beside that one letter, y'know....” This common misreading of the comic would perhaps be more understandable if it instead starred Slag.

#Transformers #Transformers Mosaic #Maccadam #IDW Transformers #Ezekiel Huerta #Seb #Amanda Boone #Sludge #Grimlock

[99pluto]

Seventeen as F1 drivers

So, my bestie and I are both into F1 and we’re carats, and this started as a joke, but I took it seriously. Tbh i don't even know how to use this website, anyway, i had fun with these. Don't take it upfront, it's silly and meant to be funny, not offensive.

Seventeen members as F1 drivers would be:

S.Coups: Michael Schumacher (Ferrari era). Huge crack that makes history ? Well kind of, just like Michael he’d get out of his car to go and beat the shit out of that one mf that crashed into him. No Javi would be in the team anymore, too scared for their life. Kimi Raikkonen type of radios (anger issues). Ultra competitive and would swear as much as Tsunoda.

Jeonghan: Christian Horner. Yes. He is a good tactician deal with it, kinda evil like Horner sometimes, but he’s got as much love to provide to his kids just like Christian with Max. He would start racing but find out he’s even better at managing a team.

Joshua: Sebastian Vettel (not Redbull era). Not Redbull era bc he was (unfairly) disliked (just like Max) at that time, and EVERYONE loves Seb. That’s it, it’s the rule, you like F1 ? You like Seb. You don’t like F1 ? You still like Seb. Unproblematic and engaged king. Also a fucking legend.

Jun: Valteri Bottas (Alfa Romeo era). Unbothered moisturized king that slays. He’s doing his things, he doesn’t care because he knows his worth, you saw him naked and didn’t expect that. Everyone praises him on how he owns his style and he fucking does. Is hilarious when you don’t expect him to be.

Hoshi: George Russell. Iconic, hilarious, massive talent, carried Williams, CARRIED WILLIAMS, nothing to prove cuz he’s one of the best altho the Mercedes is hard to drive, doesn’t complain cuz he’s EXCELLENT and races with an 8th world champion without looking ridiculous next to him.

Wonwoo: Zhou Guanyu. He’s calm and collected, doesn’t make much waves, he’s doing his things and looks good doing them. Good pics, insta feed slays. 

Woozi: Fernando Alonso. Dude will hit retirement age and still be talented, pisses me off. Rarely speaks but spicy and precise comments. Will sometimes mess with your mind, he is clever and knows how to handle himself.

DK: Alex Albon (Williams era). He’s EXCELLENT, is happy with what he has, he got treated badly when he was younger but now he knows his worth. Hard work, a sunshine, hella funny.

Mingyu: Charles Leclerc (Ferrari depressed edition). Huge ass talent (as in Max Verstappen talent, without the father trauma) but does silly mistakes, is also silly. Gets bullied by his own team, basically. Might look cute and all but can get pretty serious, like, fr, he’s talented and SMART.

Minghao: Lewis Hamilton (Mercedes era). Fashion icon, all about healthy soul in a healthy body, ICONIC. He’s just got the Lewis vibe idk like they would be friends i wouldn’t even be surprised.

Seungkwan: Daniel Ricciardo. The official sunshine of F1, the marketing face, everyone wants to meet him because he is so funny, iconic, adorable and he is talented. He carries F1’s image, he is still a sensitive person and can get hurt, so don’t, he has SO much to give and gives with pleasure, don’t hurt him (Br*wn if catch u). No one is more Dani coded than Seungkwan (kinda Seokmin too but had to choose).

Vernon: Carlos Sainz Jr. Mf isn’t part of this world, he’s seing things we don’t, chaotic in a calm way. Looks always hot in an unfair way (i might be biased). Aware of how people perceive him as weird, thinks it’s funny or doesn’t care. Unique laugh, why do they transform into seals when they’re laughing their ass out ???

Dino: Mick Schumacher (post H**s shithole era) or Oscar Piastri. He’s is the future of F1, the boy proved himself, teams literally fought over him. Give him a mediocre car he will still pull some good result although he’s a rookie, update the car and he’s a threat to experienced drivers that have been racing for years. Also Mick personality vibe, fr there’s something. Also very sweet then BOOM, he’s fucking hot.

#scoups #choi seungcheol #jeonghan #joshua hong #svt joshua #hong jisoo #svt jun #moon junhui #junhui #hoshi #kwon soonyoung #wonwoo #jeon wonwoo #woozi #jihoon #dk #dokyeom #lee seokmin #svt seokmin #kim mingyu #mingyu #minghao #xu minghao #the8 #seungkwan #boo seungkwan #vernon #hansol vernon chwe #choi hansol #michael schumacher

[leclerced]

Ok ok but hear me out. Angel is obssesed with Lando and Oscar but if one person can catch her eye is Seb.

We all know that Seb and Lewis are friends and him and Charles used to be teamates and ofc Angel and them are really close so they can introduce her to him and when girly sees him she is just stunned because who is that man and why is he so handsome?

totes brainrotted oopsies idek if this is good i just saw seb.

we’ve talked about how she’s not interested in anyone else unless they’re complimenting her in some way but imagine her meeting him in suzuka ?? he’s being such a grid dad to everyone and he’s got her attention captured even before they’ve met, but even moreso after he makes his way over and introduces himself. he’s joking with mark on his watch over. lando and oscar notice her staring and tease her for it, saying she already has two boyfriends, why does she look like she wants a third?? and she’s telling them to shut up because he’s coming over!!

seb is telling them about his project and the plans for it and he notices her staring while he’s talking about bees and jokes, “you like bees?” because she’s a genius and she talks when she’s nervous, she starts spouting bee facts. she’s like “oh yeah i do! did you know that when a hornet invades the hive of the asian honeybee, hundreds of bees swarm it and create what’s called a heat ball? asian honey bees can withstand a heat up to 118 degrees fahrenheit and the hornet can only withstand up to 115 degrees fahrenheit so they heat it up to 117 degrees and literally cook the hornet alive.” and seb is staring in shock, because he certainly did not know that asian honeybees literally cook invaders alive. he jokes, “is that your way of flirting?”

she feels herself burn alive from the inside out, oscar’s laughing and rubbing her back because he enjoys watching her squirm. lando’s just like “no she just reads science articles all day. it’s kind of her thing. ask her about anything.” and then seb gets a kick out of asking her about obscure topics and having her recount and article she once read, a wikipedia rabbit hole she went down, all while blushing and trying her best not to fawn over him for some unknown reason. she’s never felt that way about anyone but oscar and lando so she’s just thinking about how pretty she is while she recites facts she memorized for him, and he’s telling her how impressive it is and she’s blushing more and spouting more facts because she doesn’t know what else she should say. i almost wanna say seb calls her a good girl but if he did that i think she would short circuit because that’s what oscar and lando call her in bed.

when they’re back at the hotel alone, she’s a little irritated because she feels like she embarrassed herself, like she just went into a daze when he came over and she can barely remember anything other than how pretty he was. she can’t even remember what she said to him specifically, she remembers everything he said to her but she was just blabbering facts her knew on autopilot. then oscar’s saying seb told him she’s the most endearing person he’s ever met and she’s like “i don’t know whats wrong with me but i can’t stop thinking about him. no offense. don’t say he likes me because it does something to me.”

oscar asks what she means and she can’t answer so he takes a wild guess and asks, “angel, do you wanna fuck seb?” and she’s so embarrassed because that thought hadn’t occurred to her once. she just kept thinking he’s attractive, how much she liked his voice and his eyes and his hands and how attentive he was even though he probably had things to go do for the bees. even his bee project apparently turned her on whens he thought about it now.

as soon as the words leave oscar’s mouth she’s hit by the realization that that’s exactly what’s gotten her all wound up but she’d never wanted anyone else like that, just them, so it confuses her. then once she realizes thats it, she feels bad. and then they’re encouraging it and teasing her, asking what about seb got her so wet. she’s frozen underneath them as they taunt her, asking if it was him calling her smart, his pretty eyes. she could never look seb in the eyes again because they would absolutely ruin her, constantly telling her to imagine it’s seb touching her, tasting her, fucking her. she wouldn’t be able to look at him or hear his name without imagining those things.

#ask #anon #angel au

[hockeyshmockey]

Max Verstappen- Wing Men

summary: the moment when max has a crush and the paddock tries to help wing man

warnings: I used this years grid but im going with a more 2021 season vibe since I can use the fia gala as an event :)

wc: 2.3k

“Hello,” Max greeted as he walked into the room where the drivers would be gathering to participate in some of the F1 media challenges for the upcoming season.

“Hey Max,” Scott, one of the cameramen from the previous year greeted. “Good off season?”

The men spoke for a moment about their respective time ‘away’ from the track. “Will Jane be joining us?” Max looked around for the woman who usually directed these challenges. 

“Ah, no. Jane moved to a HQ based job. This season you’ll be working with Amelia, she’s been working with the team for a few years.”

Max nodded but internally was a little annoyed. He liked routine, and he always felt more comfortable with people he knew. He just hoped Amelia lived up to his expectations or else he could start to look like Kimi. 

“Ah, here she is now,” Scott nodded towards the door. Max turned around and let his eyes travel up and down the woman coming through the door. She couldn’t have been more than 5′6, even with the massive pointed heels on her feet. 

“So sorry guys, I got caught up in brainstorming,” Amelia gave them a breathless grin. “Hi Max, it’s great to meet you. Heard great things.”

“I am assuming you have been lied to,” he smirked as he shook the hand she offered, Amelia laughing at his joke. 

“I’ve seen the out takes of these games, you can’t be that bad,” she winked as she went to move to the table next to the camera and sat her notebook down. “I don’t want to take up more of your time than necessary, so we can get started if you like?”

Max found himself slightly disappointed he didn’t get to talk with her more before it turned to work, nodding as Amelia began to tell him about today’s challenges. The woman directed the driver through a geography challenge and then an either or challenge focused on the US. 

“Ok Max, thats it for today,” the woman stood back up and approached him. “this season we have decided to space out the challenges across different races, so you’ll get to see some more of me yet.”

“I definitely will not be complaining about that,” he flirted lightly, enjoying the way she blushed before offering him a sweet goodbye. He was lost in his head a bit when he ran into a body in the hall. 

“Oi, watch where you’re going there Maximillian,” Daniel laughed as the blonde shook his head before hugging the Australian. 

“Sorry man, my head was a million miles away,” the dutch man rubbed a hand across his face while Daniel looked on in confusion. 

“No offense man, but I didn’t think older women were your type. Jane could be your mum-”

“It’s not Jane you idiot,” Max huffed, looking over his shoulder to make sure Amelia wasn’t lurking. “There is a new host this year. Her name is Amelia.”

“Oh my god,” Daniel squealed. “You have a crush!”

By the end of the drivers heading to grill the grid, every driver knew about Max’s attraction to Amelia. Daniel had told Lando, who had told Carlos and George, who in turn had told Charles, Checo and Lewis, who then had exposed him to Pierre, Fernando and Valterri, then off to Yuki and Lewis, who told Seb and Zhou, who told Mick and Esteban, who told Lance, Nicky and Alex.

So yeah. The whole grid knew.

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“Hello Amelia,” Daniel drawled out as he ran into the younger woman in the paddock for the next GP she was attending for challenges. 

“Hi Daniel!” She smiled up at him, fitted out in a bright pink blazer and short set with another pair of killer heels. 

“Wow, Max had told me you looked stunning today, but he didn’t give you enough credit,” Daniel smirked.

“He did?” The girl asked, but Daniel had already walked away whistling.

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“Hello, hello,” Amelia greeted as she walked into the room where both Max and Checo were sitting for this weekends content challenge. The two were being quizzed this day about their F1 knowledge. 

“Amelia!” Checo cheered, causing Max to nudge his teammate. He wasn’t sure how (actually he was) but apparently the whole grid knew he thought Amelia was stunning. And as he had gotten to know her better, he had learned she had an amazing personality to boot. 

“Hi Sergio,” the woman laughed, accepting the hug he stood to offer her. Max realized the opportunity Checo was giving him, so didn’t hesitate to stand to embrace her next. 

“Hi Max,” she tried to keep her voice normal, but knew it came out breathy as the man wrapped his arms around her waist. 

“You smell nice,” Max commented absentmindedly as he pulled back, blushing as Amelia thanked him.

grid boys 2022

checo

max just told amelia she smelled nice

lando

MATE HAHA

daniel

this is gold

this is why he needs our help

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"Well look who it is,” Amelia was brought out of her sleepy haze at a booming voice over her shoulder. She smiled softly when she turned to see Daniel and Max approaching her in the aisles of the corner shop near her hotel for the Belgium Gran Prix. 

“Hi boys,” she offered the both of them hugs. 

“You’re looking short today,” Daniel joked, looking down at the sandals she was wearing rather than her normal heels. 

“Yep, just wanted to pop over for some meds. No need for heels,” she giggled. 

“You feeling alright?” Max peered down at her in concern. 

“Ah yes, just coming off of a nasty cold, and with the jet lag I just needed something to help me sleep,” she held up the ZQuil in her hand. 

“Well, hey listen, I have to run,” Daniel rushed out suddenly. Max and Amelia looking at him in confusion. “But Max, you make sure our Amelia gets home safely, ok? Bye!” With that, the brunette literally skipped out of the store. 

“He is an odd one,” Amelia remarked with a laugh, Max joining in. “But seriously, don’t worry about walking me back. I’m a big girl, I can make it.”

“No, I want to!”  he protested. “Plus I want to hear about your summer break.” Amelia smiled softly before asking if he was ready, and heading to the register. 

The two turned the five minute walk to her hotel, into a twenty minute walk. Talking about what they had both been up to and catching up on the last few weeks. 

“This is me,” Amelia nodded to the Holiday Inn behind them. “Thanks so much for walking me back, you are too sweet.”

“Any time,” he grinned. “And let me know if you need anything if you’re not feeling better. Can I give you my number?”

“Very sly Verstappen,” she smirked as she pulled out her phone and handed it over. Once she returned it, the blonde wrapped her in a warm hug that bordered on too long, before they broke apart and went their separate ways. 

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“Hi Max,” Amelia greeted as she ran into the man walking into the paddock for the Dutch GP weekend. 

“Amelia!” he grinned, turning around to wrap her in a hug. “Good to see you!”

Max had of course forgotten both Bradley, his sister and his mother were with him. “Amelia,” he guided her around with a hand on the small of her back to his smirking sister and Bradley, and his angel of a mother. “This is Bradley my trainer, my sister Victoria, and my mother Sophie.”

Amelie darted forward to greet all of them with a warm smile. “It is so lovely to meet you all. Are you excited for the weekend?”

The group of them turned and started to walk into the paddock as the entrance was beginning to get a little busy. Max watched with a smile as Amelia chatted with his mother and sister about the weekend, and her work. 

“Mate,” Bradley elbowed him. “You look so lovestruck right now.”

Max grumbled at his friend, but his frown remained when he realized the time had come for Amelia to split ways from them. 

“Well this is me,” the woman grinned, gesturing over her shoulder to the media area. “It was so amazing to meet you all!”

“Oh you too darling,” Sophie leaned over to hug the woman. “You must come see us in Monaco one day.”

Max almost rolled his eyes as his sister agreed, the two women clearly already conspiring. “That would be amazing,” Amelia smiled gently. “Thanks for the escort,” she turned to Max with a teasing grin, the blonde leaning down to hug her again. 

“Had to make sure you found your way,” he joked. “See you later?”

The girl nodder, waving to the group before heading into the glass building. As soon as the doors closed, his three companions were on top of him.

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“Max Vestappen, World Champion,” Amelia beamed at the sweaty man stood across from her. “Let me just say congrats. This is well deserved.”

Max thanked her, the smile never fading as she asked him a few questions before eventually waving the camera off. As soon as the camera was off, she bounded over and wrapped the blonde in a tight hug. 

“What a season Max,” the two rocked back and forth before pulling away slightly, but keeping their hands on each other. “It was truly a pleasure to watch and be a part of it.”

“I think you must be my good luck charm,” Max smirked, ignoring the cat call from Daniel over his shoulder.

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Amelia entered the large ball room in an expensive Monaco hotel with nerves bubbling in her belly. Before this year, she had never made the invite list for the FIA Gala. But this year with her new role, she had landed a spot. 

Coming without her team was terrifying. The woman felt like she had spent the season building a good rapport with many of the drivers and principals, but it still would have felt better to have a friend here to arrive with. Even though Max had offered to arrive with her himself, she knew he had other duties to attend to. 

Max was standing with a large group of drivers when he saw Amelia arrive. She was in a stunning gown, her hair pulled back to show off her shoulders and neck. 

“And we have lost Max for the night,” Charles laughed with his hand around his girlfriends waist, the brunette quirking an eyebrow in question. “Oh, Max is in love with one of the women who run the F1 media challenges.”

“Oh,” she gasped, following everyone’s look to Amelia. “Someone should go get her, she looks lost.”

“I can-”

Max’s reply was lost as Pierre and Yuki began to speedwalk towards the woman. “This is going to be a disaster,” he groaned, Daniel laughing hysterically as Max turned to the bartender to order another drink. 

“Amelia!” Yuki practically yelled as he approached with his team mate, the woman offering them both a smile. 

“Hi boys!” she leaned in to give them both a hug. “It is wonderful to see you. You both look dashing.”

“You know who is really dashing,” Pierre smirked as he offered her his arm and began to lead her to where they had come from. “Max.”

“Oh is he,” Amelie giggled. 

“He is,” Yuki piped up as they got closer to the other drivers, including the man in question. “And look at him in a bowtie?”

“He does look good in a bowtie,” Amelia commented absentmindedly as they joined the group, everyone offering her hellos. She was introduced to a few girlfriends she hadn’t met yet, and the women found themselves chatting over their getting ready process compared to the men. 

“I heard you think I look good in a bowtie,” Max asked the woman later that night, after dinner when he had gotten the nerve to ask her to dance. 

“Oh my gosh,” Amelia laughed. “Do you really need me to boost your ego?”

“Nope,” he smirked. “But let me boost yours. You are the most beautiful woman here tonight.” The girl blushed, turning her head into Max’s shoulder to ignore his piercing gaze. “Will you take a walk with me?”

When she agreed, the two headed out of the large double doors leading to a garden. “So, what are this off season’s plans?” Amelia asked after a moment of silence. 

Before Max answered, he draped his tux jacket over Amelia’s shoulders, the woman smiling softly before wrapping her arm around his own to huddle together as they walked. 

“Definitely see my family, get some training in,” he listed off. “I would also really like to take you on a date.”

That night, Max returned home to his apartment with a bright smile, hours after the gala ended. He and Amelia had ended up getting some late night food, and he had dropped her off at her hotel with plans to see each other in a week. He toed his shoes off and went to head right to his bedroom when he heard a noise in the living room. 

Max had to hold back his laughter at the sight in front of him. Daniel was taking up his whole couch with Jimmy asleep on his chest. Yuki was curled up on a love seat, with Pierre on a pile of pillows on the floor. Finally, Lando was sleeping in the single seater, with Sassy literally curled up on his face. 

Max took a photo and sent it to Amelia. 

this what I got home to..... nice wing men I guess

As he laid down he got a response. 

yeah if those were your actual wingmen you would be SOL... even with me

#max verstappen #max verstappen imagine #max verstappen x oc #max verstappen fluff #f1 #f1 driver #f1 driver imagine #f1 drivers #f1 driver imagines #formula one #formula one imagine #formula 1 driver #formula 1 imagine #formula 1 driver imagine #formula one driver #formula one driver imagine #imagine #racing #driver imagine

[onboardsorasora]

“don’t worry. i’m not going to tell anyone that my big bad bodyguard like to be the little spoon.”

Lewis to bodyguard Daniel when there’s only one bed

Daniel may be this very competent bodyguard able to take down threats, but at night when he’s sleeping, he likes to be encompassed by his partner

“Don’t worry. I’m not going to tell anyone that my big bad bodyguard like to be the little spoon.” He snickered behind Daniel, making a show of tightening his arms around his middle.

Daniel sighed long suffering. If Lewis'd known that a leaky roof would have been all he needed to get Daniel officially in his bed, he might have drilled holes a long time ago.

They were in the second city of Lewis' summer plans and the roof in Daniel's room developed a leak overnight. Lewis had still been awake when Daniel was dragging his things to the couch and had all but demanded Daniel share his bed.

"its a king, theres space. c'mon." He'd insisted. So Daniel agreed and Lewis listened to his breathing even out before turning to look at the shadows of him in his bed.

They'd woken up tangled together, sheets and ankles trapping them while they sleepily sorted it out. Lewis had been blushy all morning, before clearly deciding to go on the offensive. Tease Daniel before he could tease him. A good strategy.

Daniel had taken it all in stride, commenting that Lewis' thighs were soft- which sent him sputtering and Daniel grinning like he won. They'd spent the day on the road and the villa manager advised that the situation still hadn't been rectified. Lewis hoped they never did.

When Daniel had clambered into bed later that night, Lewis pounced, making a show of clutching Daniel close- similar to how they woke up that morning.

"I figure we might as well, since that how- whoa" Lewis' eyes widened in shock as Daniel grinned above him. Having used momentum and Lewis' own distraction to flip them on the mattress, to gain the upper hand in multiple ways. Lewis was speechless, his mouth opening and closing a few times.

Daniel was beautiful like this, fuck. this was a bad idea.

"Hmm, don't worry. I won't tell Seb." Daniel teased back.

#answered #anonymous #bodyguard daniel #lewis/daniel #dewis

[redlightspellsdaanger]

*new* Intimate Conversations (update)

Title: Intimate Conversations

Pairing: Sebastian Vettel x female character x Jenson Button

Rating: +18

Word count: 2.1k

Warnings/notes: Established relationship. Threesome. M/F/M

Summary: Threesomes mess up your relationship, they said.

A/N: Small update, before the whole final chapter is posted to AO3.

Link to the full fic on AO3 here

“You guys owe me. Just saying.”

The two men were standing at the guest room’s doorway and appeared to be chit chatting when Stella emerged from the ensuite bathroom. The room was bathed in a warm light that emanated from the lamps on the wall and created an intimate glow; she sat on the king sized bed with her legs crossed and stared at the pair with her head cocked.

The physical contrasts they posed were riveting and they oozed confidence in different ways. Jenson’s body was conventionally more attractive, one could say. Tall and tan, his torso hard and fuller, he was all toned muscle and chiselled face. His tattoos only added to an already appealing package. Sebastian, who had lost his clothes in the meanwhile, was slender yet softer, had sharper tan lines and his weak posture was accentuated by standing near Jenson. With enviable thick thighs, strong back muscles and pert, round buttocks, he was somehow perfectly average and perfectly unique. The combination never failed to seduce her, the itch to strip him out of all layers and the excitement of discovering him always there. She loved his body and that it was hers.

Leaning back on her elbows functioned like a trigger. The two rushed to her and nearly bumped into each other while picking which side of her to direct to.

The trio sprawled together with Stella in the middle and they moved towards her face at the same time, Sebastian softly kissing the sensitive area below her ear while Jenson nuzzled the other side of her neck. Stella threw an arm around their necks, closing her eyes with what she imagined was possibly the smuggest grin in the world. She shared a kiss with her boyfriend before drawing back and turning to their host to do the same. Switching between the two, it was incredibly entertaining to see how excited they seemed whenever their turn arrived, each kiss growing a little more intense than the previous one.

"What do you want us to do?" Sebastian whispered. He must have sensed she was buzzing for more.

Lying down on the mattress, both drivers immediately followed as if pulled by an invisible string, stretching alongside her.

“I may have a suggestion or two, I suppose," Jenson pecked her shoulder. "I'd love to taste you… if you’re okay with it, of course.”

"Hmm, now that sounds like a brilliant suggestion, if you ask me." Taking Sebastian’s chin in her hand, she pulled him closer. “Seb doesn’t mind that you eat me out, does he?” She reached for his mouth and he was quick to close the distance. Bending over her, a little moan escaped her lips.

When he pulled back, he wiped at the side of his nose and sniffed. "Well, I think we are maybe past the point of minding that, no?" He stared at Jenson then, with a challenging eyebrow raise. “But I don’t know if I trust him to do it right."

Jenson’s serene expression, which was not nearly as innocent as he probably thought it was, transformed into one of mock offense and he took a hand to his heart, with a gasp.

Stella sat up and pushed Jenson onto his back. She swung one leg across his chest and looked down at him, one knee on each side of him. His pupils dilated shamelessly and he had such a naughty face. "Let's give him a chance," she winked at Sebastian.

"I'll take good care of her, I promise," Jenson said, resting his warm hands on her thighs. “Gosh, you’re just lovely.”

They shifted around to allow him to sit on the floor with his head on the edge of the mattress; she resumed her kneeling position, inching towards his face.

He hugged her thighs and she looked at Sebastian, who was lying on his side with a pout on his lips, gaze trained on them. The foot dangling from the bed swung nervously. Catching his eye, she wiggled her eyebrows at him and his face relaxed into a chuckle, his shoulders easing.

Jenson started by pressing a few small kisses on her and Stella sighed. "Oh,” she breathed out, her eyelids heavier as Jenson's tongue parted her and pushed.

Sebastian was craning his neck to try to watch, a small crease on his forehead, as if he was inspecting the floor of a car. The urge to laugh was strong.

“Come here, love. You’re so far away."

He opted for standing behind her and over Jenson, and his hands slid around her chest to cup her breasts. Squeezing gently, he thumbed her nipples and she covered his hands with hers. "Does he need help?" He asked in her ear, pushing her hair aside, over one shoulder, and out of his way.

The whole evening so far had been an endless source of stimulation and it didn’t take much for her body to react and be sent floating into a erotic trance, as Jenson's head bobbed under her. Sebastian let out a couple of impatient noises as he laid kiss after kiss on her skin while caressing her everywhere he could reach, and she suspected that he was fighting with himself not to hand out instructions to Jenson on how to bring her closer to the edge. Stella didn't mind; she was enjoying the dual attention and the simmering, electrical sensation gradually building, the strain on her thighs adding to it. After the first round, which had been a little on the rough side for her, this felt like being positively pampered.

Jenson lifted her slightly and she could see his face all wet, the white hairs of his beard glistening. “Wanna split duties, Seb? What do you say?”

Sebastian sprung from behind her. She felt a little dazed as she let Jenson off and Sebastian rolled onto his back, tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth. Unlike Jenson, he simply lay on the bed and coaxed Stella to crawl over him, guiding her with his hands on the back of her thighs.

They paused for a moment. He had yet to touch her and already she felt the thrill between her legs, just with the wicked glint in his eyes as he stared up at her.

Sizzling, she could only say, “Bring it.”

He always took his time to pleasure her, it was one of the best things about having sex with him. And as such, she had not been ready for what followed. He aimed straight at one of her weakest spots and her throat produced a high pitched sound that she could barely recognise as hers.

“Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck…Seb…”

Tonguing her with mind blowing precision, he maintained the perfect pressure without letting off, until her knees turned wobbly and her thighs were trembling. She couldn’t take it anymore. Bending forward to support her weight with one hand on the mattress, she arched her back with a long, drawn out moan. Gripping at his hair between her thighs, she hung on for dear life while he lapped at her, his fingers digging in her buttocks.

The little wet noises didn’t allow her to form coherent thoughts anymore. She was falling apart at the seams.

The colossal wave building in her core was on the very verge of crashing.

“Please…please…”

Flushed and sweating, a throbbing mess, Stella grinded into his face while he sucked around her clit ruthlessly.

“Oh, my god…” she gasped. “Oh, my god, ohmygodohmygod…”

He held her by the waist afterwards, stroking her sides softly; her knees thanked her when Jenson helped manoeuvering her onto the silky sheets. Sebastian sat up with his wavy locks all over the place. Wiping at his chin and nose with his hand, he licked his own lips, all pink and puffy. His eyes were brilliant, huge dark pools. Boneless, she basked in his touch on her hair, on the side of her face, on her stomach.

"That was quicker than I thought it would be," he teased. “We were never teammates,” he addressed Jenson now. “And this is not quite the same thing. But-”

Jenson was breathless, himself. “I agree! Good team work!”

Sebastian got up from the bed to pour a glass of water from the jug on the tray on top of the chest of drawers. He gave it to Stella, who accepted it gratefully, and then went back to pour himself another after Jenson declined.

"Bit of a personal question here but I was just wondering,” Jenson was lounging by her side, watching her curiously. “You're bi, Stella, aren't you? If you want to share, that is."

“Hmm, I am." The pleasant post orgasm lethargy was taking over but she wasn’t wasting any opportunities. "And so are you.”

He stuttered but then laughed, as if caught unawares. “Am I? Maybe sometimes.”

“Sometimes?” Sebastian mocked. “That’s not how it works.”

“He can’t help it, Seb, he’s English… I know what he’s gonna say. Depends on the guy, right?” Jenson’s coy smile was nothing but pure provocation. “Is DC attractive?”

“Oh, we’re doing this, then?” He laughed again and scratched at his beard but then turned his nose. "DC? Maybe for someone else."

"How about Mark? Webber."

Glancing at Sebastian with an inquisitive expression now, it was as if the idea had never occurred to him. "He's a bit of a hunk, isn't he?"

"And straighter than an iron rod," Sebastian snorted.

"And taller than me, mustn't forget. Intimidating."

"What about Seb?"

The air filled with tension, until Sebastian himself spoke with a tight lipped smile gracing his features. “That’s not very fair. I'm right here, he is trapped no matter which way he replies.”

“Thanks, mate," their host fidgeted, pretending to show relief. "She put me on the spot!”

“Or, you can just be honest. Your secrets are safe with us.”

The two men were watching each other across the room now, in a more guarded manner.

“He’s an attractive kid,” Jenson jutted his chin at Sebastian, an easy smile pulling at the corner of his lip.

She giggled. “Not a kid anymore!”

“Oh, yeah, you can definitely see that… Just me being older.”

"I hope it wasn’t the hair giving that away." And Sebastian jokingly fluffed his locks up with one hand, despite the pink blush on his cheeks.

Jenson did not reply. He looked between the two of them and licked his lips. "Will you kiss for me?" He proposed quietly.

Stella sat up and wrapped her arms around her knees. “You enjoy that?”

"You're so hot together."

Legs still a little shaky, Stella padded over to where Sebastian stood, leaning against the chest of drawers with a glass of water in his hand, his feet crossed at the ankles.

“Fine. I guess it’s the polite thing to do,” Sebastian put it down.

Stella stood on her toes and placed her hands on his shoulders. Noses together, he let her part his mouth with hers. He suddenly grinned against her lips and it made her giggle. He stroked her hair and pulled back, biting his bottom lip and they shared a heated look.

She stuck out her tongue and he sucked on the tip. She did the same to him; swirled it around his, slowly, sensually. Cupping his face, she kissed his chin, bit at it softly and sucked, and Sebastian tipped his head back, closing his eyes. Moving down, her tongue ran down his neck, over the rough texture of the short beard hairs, flattened over his pulse point. He swallowed and she closed her lips over the Adam's apple. He groaned.

“So fucking stunning, you two,” Jenson whispered from the bed.

Their bodies were flush against each other’s, her breasts pressed to his chest. He looped an arm around her shoulders and, pivoting on the floor, switched their positions, backing her against the wall.

He joined their mouths again passionately and their tongues instinctively slid against each other. She grabbed his head with both hands and wound her fingers in his blond hair.

"Come here," he whispered.

Grabbing her hand and walking backwards, pulling her along to the bed with him, Sebastian sat down and invited her to climb on his lap. She wrapped her legs around him, crossing her feet behind his back and buried her face on the side of his neck, while he nuzzled below her ear. Flipping her over, he laid her down on her back, her hair and arms spread on the mattress.

Jenson was breathing heavy right next to them and when she glanced over, he had his hand on his cock, squeezing and releasing slowly. Sebastian, too, was visibly growing harder, as he prepared to crawl over her; but he was interrupted by Jenson.

“Looks like you could use a hand to take care of that, Seb.”

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