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l-pandamatic-l · 2 years

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Dee x Fem! Reader (Metal Family)

So this will be re-written for my OC if you wanna check that out instead of this, because honestly, my x reader skills aren’t too good. ANYWAYS You basically are a little sweetheart honors student and you hide the fact that you’re a HUGE metal fan. That is, until you invite lif over to your house to hang out and she brings Dee along, he sees your room and almost immediately, he starts to realize that maybe you aren’t the awfully boring person he thought you were.

It was getting late, and you wondered why Lif hadn’t shown up yet. You two were supposed to chill and watch some horror movies together and make fun of how fake it looked, but it wouldn’t be as fun without her there. You decided to change anyways, pulling on a pair of black shorts that just barely hit your mid-thigh, and an old Metallica shirt that didn’t exactly smell the best. But it was your favorite, so you pulled it on over your head, the too-big sleeves sliding down your shoulders. You just barely sat down when somebody knocked.

“Finally,” You huffed pulling the door open as you blew the hair out of your face, “I have only been waiting for half an hour, Lif. Where were y-“

You stopped dead, face starting to burn as you saw your classmate, Dee, and his little brother standing at the door. Heavy grinned and giggled as his brother turned to him with a glare, mumbling something you couldn’t quite hear. You pulled lif by the arm, into your house and groaned.

“Lif, what the hell!?”

She just smiled innocently and shrugged her shoulders.

“Well, Dee wanted to hang out and walk me home but when I said I had plans with a friend, Heavy insisted that they tag along.”

You sighed and put on an obviously forced and painful smile as you opened the door again, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear. You didn’t quite notice Dee’s eyes wandering as you invited him and his brother inside, or the way he stuttered when you asked him what he’d like to drink.

For another ten minutes or so, Heavy continued to entertain you with his stories as Lif and Dee struggled to get the TV working again. Your stepdad had a bit of an episode before work that morning and you couldn’t tell what was wrong out of the shard of glass that hit the wires, or the beer that covered the TV, either way, Dee seemed very determined to figure it out.

“What are you doing, you dumbass?” Lif hissed in a low whisper, shoving his shoulder. He grimaced slightly and sighed in frustration.

“Currently, I am trying to fix a very old television covered in beer and glass.”

“Smart Alec,” she huffed, hitting the button on the side of the Tv, and cheered when it started to hum loudly.

You turned, Heavy following your gaze as you both smiled widely. Then, you realized you hadn’t picked the movie yet. That was Lif’s job usually. You pointed towards your room, hoping she’d get the memo to grab one so the boys didn’t go in, but her face was pale (well, more than usual) as she pointed in horror at a spot beside you.

You looked down and audibly gasped as you saw that Heavy wasn’t there. You looked around in terror before you suddenly heard his loud voice coming from the end of the hallway. Your room.

“No way! Dee you gotta see this!” He said, rushing out of the room, holding a pair of drumsticks, painted black with little white X’s all over it.

You scrambled to grab them as you shook your head. “No, no, no! Heavy!” You groaned, snatching them away from him as he grinned and raced back into your room. You followed suit, and started chasing him around, constantly yelling, “Don’t touch that!” and, “No, Heavy! Put it down!”

Finally, Lif decided to pop in and usher Heavy out of the room, but Dee being curious, had decided to step inside. But it wasn’t exactly what he expected.

Images of Twisted Sister and Metallica lined the walls. A signed Black Sabbath poster was framed over your bed. You had dark gray walls and even black carpet over your hardwood floor. The drumset in the corner was pristine, with a big, (Fav color) skull painted on the front with your Initials underneath. A display case on the other side of the room, holding all your vintage metal records and drumstick collection was pristine and sparkling.

Dee’s eyes widened as he looked around, gaze landing in you in the end, face slightly pink.

“uhm, Y/N, this is… unexpected of you.” He said, shaking his head slightly as his condescending smirk graced his face again.

You stuttered and stumbled before Lif and Heavy started to laugh. Lif pointed to you, almost doubled over as she giggled, “You didn’t even last an hour before they figured it out! You totally suck at keeping this thing on the down-low!” She laughed hysterically.

You sat on your beanbag with a sigh, holding your head in your hand as you shrugged, Lif and Dee sitting on your bed while Heavy sat on the floor by you.

Dee spoke first, smiling slightly. “So, the perfect Y/N, honors student and Straight-As girl for three years running is a metal fan with a love for the drums. Who knew.” He said, trying hard not to laugh in front of you and Lif. Heavy tugged on your sleeve as he pouted.

“Pleeeeeeease can I play on the drumset? I promise I’ll be careful!” He pleaded, grinning when you nodded as he raced to grab a pair of your practice sticks, which were in a mallet bag hanging from the suspended cymbal’s stand.

Lif laughed as she waved her hand dismissively, smiling to herself. And Dee couldn’t seem to look around the room enough times, eyes constantly landing on you.

“Well,” You said, dejectedly, as Heavy started to hit the snare repeatedly with no consistent rhythm, “I really hope you won’t say anything to anyone else? It may not seem like a big deal but it’s really embarrassing for my parents. and me.

Dee nodded in solidarity as you sighed in relief. “Thanks…”

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“Byeeeee, Y/NNN!” Heavy yelled Fromm the sidewalk, waving his hand rapidly in the air, making you smile. You wave goodbye as well, giving Lif a quick hug before turning to Dee, face turning pink.

“Well, um, bye Dee.” You said, anxiously. “Thanks for keeping all of… that to yourself.

Dee nodded and opened his mouth to say something, but before he could, you swiftly kissed his cheek and mumbled another “Thanks.” And “Bye” before rushing inside and shutting the door hurriedly. You leaned against the closed door and covered your face, sliding down until you hit the floor, face burning a bright red.

“What. The. Hell. Did I just do…”

Dee, outside, just stared, dumbfounded at the door before clearing his throat, and with a cocky smile, joined Lif and Heavy to walk back home.

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Sorry this is so short. Again, not the best at x readers. But I thought this would be a nice way to practice. Let me know how i did and what i can do better?

#METALFAMILY #metal family #Dee #Heavy #Glam #Victoria #Heavy Metal #Metal Family x reader #Dee x reader #Dee x fem! Reader #Metal family #WTF are these tags #lmao im crying #No seriously #im crying #Pandamatic

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forzenitsu · 2 years

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZENITSU (3/9)

#LMAO IM CRYING #Kimetsu no Yaiba #zenitsu agatsuma #demon slayer #*

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if-th3n-else · 1 year

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Can you believe Harrowhark Nonagasimus invented being a goth

#the locked tomb #girl literally control skeleton #wear only black and bones #has a penchant for dramatic and mystery #and on the top of that #she fell in love with a girl she found in a coffin #can you be more goth???#lmao im crying

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cherrykamado · 1 year

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PLS tell me I'm not the only one who pulled a muscle in the silliest way possible: napping

#LMAO im crying #🍒 — cherrypostin

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sarcastic-salem · 2 years

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Today has been just another daily reminder of how absolutely traumatizing human history is. Save yourself a lifetime of depression and do not look into the history of psychology and/or psychiatry. That’s just a bleak unpaved path into the bowels of emotional suffering.

#my life #life update #every day of my life #books #books and libraries #books and reading #nonfiction #nonfiction books #history #global history #medical history #mental illness #mental health #psychiatry #psychology #mental healthcare #lmao im crying #why do i do this to myself #time for a depression nap

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mrsgiovanna · 2 years

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(P.O.V: the girls are recreating the V.A events making sure none of the boys saw. They actually saw it all.)

Bria: I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream!

Nico, holding the pillow with Abbacchio's hat: *inserts angry eyebrows in the pillow*

Trish in the corner: *holds her laugh*

[Beep!]

Aria: I just put the eye in your hand~ (it's actually a cheese roll.)

Aria:

Bria:

Aria:

Aria: I can't lick her face...

Bria: It's okay, Aria, no need to do that *hugs her friend*

[Beep!]

Angelica:

Angelica: *yeets Fugo jacket in the floor screaming*

[Beep!]

Nico: Wait... BRIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Bria, removing Nico's pants: I CAN'T HEAL YOU IF YOU STAY WITH THESE!

Nico: *bi panic*

Bria: STAY QUIET, GEEZ!

Angelica: that is pretty gay, tho

[Beep!]

Aria, with Nico's stand iluminating her: Remember, Bria...

Bria: *with a low budget arrow*

Aria: I will go to heaven meet Freddie Mercury but queen Elizabeth will still be alive

Trish, Angelica, Nico: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Beep]

Bria: WE DID IT!

Bria: And none of the boys saw it! For sure!

(They all saw.)

Awwwwwww this is just 🥰 😭😂🤣

Giorno: ... this is what they wanted to have a sleep over for?

Fugo: *sigh* well it gave us a chance to complete our work

Mista: its adorable, look at how happy they are

Abbacchio: has anyone seen my ha- what the? Is that pillow supposed to be me?

Bruno: they're creative

Giorno: a perfect likeness *smirks*

#✨ in character interactions #lmao im crying #nico vasconcelos #aria hertz #angelica spade #bria giovanna

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alter-egov4 · 2 years

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I’m speechless

#LMAO IM CRYING #NOT THE FFV11 CROSSOVER

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wandering-silhouettes · 2 years

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After 9 months of recovery- finally Ana finally came back..

It’s getting worse again and I don’t know how to stop. We’re counting our calories again, we’re thinking about when we should eat for the sake of not worrying our family, (not like they would notice anyway-)

#tw ed vent #tw eating issues #anorekix #tw ana thoughts #disordered eating thoughts #anyway uhhh #vent account #lol #tw 3d #trauma #tw ed relapse #ana trigger #struggle #lmao im crying

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aeviare · 1 year

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"alright alright. i got a question though... if it's 10,000 mora for a kiss, what would 100,000 mora get me?"

1 kiss = 10,000 mora

he’s suspect of childe not paying on the kiss he’d already stolen, but he lets out a sigh, “it would get you ten kisses, that’s what. well, nine-- technically.”

#fatuispolaris #⋘ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜs. sᴇʟғɪsʜ. ғɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀɪʟʟ ᴏғ ɪᴛ... sᴏᴜɴᴅs ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ {fatuispolaris}#LMAO IM CRYING #✧ 🇦‌🇪‌🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌🇷‌ ✧ {traveler - main v}

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dridersgeorg · 2 years

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oh man maybe dont watch this show if you have cancer and are <relatively> young

#lmao im crying #the midnight club #i dont think media has gotten me this depressed in a while

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june-again · 2 years

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