I wish more people kinned from books, why don't books have bigger fan bases like??
I kin from so many random young adult books that don't have movie or show adaptations and I have never seen sourcemates for them
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omg remember ppl being brUtaL ~ xD and doing the hand claw thing cause mood af
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Kurapika, is. Drowning. 💎
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I wont lie I've started carrying and using an umbrella, even on sunny days. No you may not see me, *lowers umbrella in your direction*. Oh a doorbell cam? *angles umbrella so they don't see shit*.
A fourteen usd umbrella off of aliexpress goes a long way for solitude.
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Midnight Pals: Twitter Blue
Elon Musk: eyyy whatsa matta you Stepheno king
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Stephen King: cool you say?
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King: well
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King: I’ve never heard of them
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Musk: real-a famous
Goku_420 [blue check]: lol
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King: yeah I don’t think so
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King:
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King: oh I couldn’t accept this
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King: no really I couldn’t
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Rowling: they haven’t changed much actually
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Another welcome to tumblr scene style x333
WELCOME!!! RAWR x333 GET READY FOR A GLOMPING
sorrrryyyy im a bit random xD LOLLERSKATES!!!
b4 you come on tumblr though, we gots a question for youz....
DO YOU LIEK WAFFLEZ???????!??!!?!??!?!! XDDDDDDDD
and if u dont like wafflez or pancakez... OR FRENCH TOAST.... YOU CAN FRICK OFF!!!!!!
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me whenever i see a millennial complain about gen z slang: don't forget your lollerskates! xD
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Good morning! You always say good night when you stop tumblring and I think that's very endearing! So I just wanted to say good morning bc nobody ever does afaik at least on tmblr [smh anons step it up!] lollerskates I hope you slept well!
ps i made you pancakes -> 🥞🥞🥞🥞
awww thank you anon!!
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7, 21, 24
ive already answered 7 but
21: the most overhyped part of canon
24: what brings up the most rancid discourse
these two overlap a bit bc its absolutely the shipping scene. never in my life have i been in such a toxic shipping centric fandom and i have been in quite a few notoriously toxic fanbases. like the bees are just so fucking mid as a canon relationship and the fact that me saying that has a non zero chance of getting me death threats is craaaaazy lol
other overhyped parts of canon ummmm usually whatever side character of the volume everyone falls in love with (side eyeing maria and neo hard rn lol)
and other than shipping, i mean defending rwby villains and antagonists is a full time job that should qualify me for mental healthcare for the takes im subjected to; let alone if you call out the racism and homophobia and ableism baked into both show and fndm LOLLERSKATES
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UHH BOO SOUNDWAVE !!!
(except for normal ph! xeyd be just ourple !! lollerskates)
And why xey ourple ,,,
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i am not good at paying attention in math classz oops lollerskates
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Hey there! I've been ocr'ing the horror in architecture pdf to make it a epub and was wondering if pages 197 and 198 are glitched accidental photos that slipped got into the final compiled pdf? Or is there text on there? The page numbering isn't always visible and I'm not sure. Counting back it seems like a glitch? But I've seen the same digital glitching on some of the photos. Idk, maybe the pdf is haunted... whoa. Sorry if this has been discussed before, elsewhere, it's not in the notes of the post haha
+ second ask:
WAIT. I may retract my question just yet. MY friend with better eye sight says one page has text which I found elsewhere in the pdf on a normal page. So it's probably definitely not missing pages or somehow corrupted. PHEW. It's just haunted pdf pages. Sorry if I scared you! Everything's fine! Call that a lil pdf jumpscare lollerskates!
ah thank you for catching that!! i totally thought i'd caught and deleted all of the messed-up page photos/duplicated pages but apparently not. the scanner app i used was pretty good for text-only pages but struggled a bit with the photo pages, so a couple of those might be a bit wonky, but i think the page 197/198 issue is just bad scans of pages that are in there as better scans as well! a lil pdf jumpscare indeed!
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ive not listened to panic for years i grew out of our edgy misogeny phase in year 8 but i still have all the old album cds in a box somewhere lollerskates.
that was a really dark time of my life and i think its very funny patd was the soundtrack of misoginy small egg talia. now im a girl. breadob pee pants made me a girl
HELPP I FORGOT HOW MISYOGNISTIC THAT MF WAS. god hes a nonce, a creep, and just a fuckin dick huh
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hilariously tumblr now(?) has a problem where you cannot backspace or delete text when sending ask messages? so you got the forced crytype glitch for dms and this too. how is communication so bad on tumblr lollerskates
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fuck i kinda want to buy the lollerskates domain name....
truly dot lol is the perfect thing for my irony-poisoned brain
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