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reythemandalor · 3 years
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ghost crew + thranto as terrible riverdale quotes
Kanan Jarrus: Nice haircut. Looking extremely DILFy today
Hera Syndulla: On your feet solider boys! We are going to war.
Ezra Bridger: I had to drop out of the 4th Grade, to run drugs, to support my nana
Sabine Wren: Luckily I was able to get to my archery set and hunting cape.
Thrawn: I’m no expert but it doesn’t sound like he's a serial killer, kinda just sounds like he’s a lonely gay guy
Eli Vanto: In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in and I don't want to fit in. *points to his cowboy hat* Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat? That's weird
Zeb: We're not gonna kiss in front of this whole town. So why don't we both just do that bro thing, where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions?
Kallus: I was born alone. I'll die alone. I'll sing alone. I'll be okay
Chopper: I think he's crazier than a serial killer on bath salts.
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tsukiyamavalentine · 3 years
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Tokyo Ghoul Characters As Cursed Riverdale Quotes:
Tsukiyama my beloved:
-‘DADDYKINS?’
-‘Nice haircut; looking extremely dilfy today!’
Rize:
-‘My body is perfection, you crone.’
-’Read my glossed lips, Justin Gingerlake.’ (@ Nishiki)
Kaneki:
-‘I have the serial killer genes.’
Suzuya:
-‘In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t wanna fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.’
Naki:
-’We make tickle videos for a guy named Terry.’
Hinami:
-‘Drop the butter knife, bitch.’
Eto:
-‘I am the daughter of the Black Hood; the nightmare from next door.’
-‘Listen up, ragamuffins.’
Akira:
-‘I’m training with the FBI, and I’m coming for you, you psycho bitch.’
Bonus Quote:
Nishiki: I dropped out in the 4th grade, to run drugs, and support my nana.
Kaneki: That means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.
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(I had to do this and I will not apologise. I couldn’t get every character but I hope these are good enough for now. Maybe I’ll make a part 2 sometime!)
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Newsies as Riverdale quotes barely to no context
Is this a shitpost? Up to you to decide
Jack: I had to drop out of the 4th grade to run a drug cartel to support my nana
Katherine: Then you haven’t experienced the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football
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Spot when he's wearing his red suspenders and Jack comes in his red bandana : In Brooklyn here, I INVENTED red. I AM red. *snaps fingers* 
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Mush: I am so over the toxic masculinity in this lodging house right now
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Race when Jack scabs: SHUT THE HELL UP IMPOSTER
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Kid Blink : Mr Mayers. Nice haircut. Looking extremely DILFy today
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Sarah: I beg your misogynistic pardon?
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Denton to the newsies in Tibby's after going to court: Sorry to interrupt the sad breakfast club
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David: Sardonic humour is my way of relating to the world
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The nuns: The sisters will not be turned into a brothel.
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Jack to Sarah: I'm cuckoo bananas for you, obvi
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Katherine: you did a bad thing daddy
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Jack: I self-identify as a loner
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Boots: Race, you don't make Forbes' 20 under 20 by prancing around the woods in a deer carcass 
(Yeah Boots you do it by sucking a certain book writers di-)
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Long John: Don’t test us, mumzie. We know how to *pulls out a belt* dominate too.
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Skittery: So what's the scam?
Specs: We make a few tickle videos for a guy named Terry.
Skittery: Hm?
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Mush: You may be a stock character from a 90s teen movie but I’m not
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Medda: the serpent queen is the warrior queen
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Jack: You’ve given me the kiss of life David Jacobs. Now I’ve given it to your dad
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Katherine: You wouldn’t be the first mobster to see a therapist, Daddy.
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Morris: Tangerine
Morris: Tangerine
Oscar: Tangerine 
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Race: You’ve got some pretty big coconuts pulling that kind of stunt last night.
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Spot: I don’t follow the rules. I make them. And when necessary, I break them
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Dutchy: I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance
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Pulitzer: I'm gonna make my bones
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Kloppman about Snyder: I think he’s crazier than a serial killer on bath salts.
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Crutchy to Jack while in the refuge: You’re so much stronger than all of the white noise
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Kid Blink about Mush: I'd recognise those abs anywhere 
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Jack: I was born alone. I’ll die alone. I’ll sing alone. I’ll be okay
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Crutchy: I’m in the mood for chaos
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Les: Who would’ve thought at the beginning of the strike that we would all become great friends? :D
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And lastly,
Jack: In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in and I don't want to fit in. *Points to his cowboy hat* Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat? That's weird.
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If you're still taking prompts, would you write a Riverdale/Dare Me crossover? I caught the RD reference in your last Dare Me fic and had a good laugh before everything else went downhill.
Okay, so I thought about this for a minute because I got another question about doing this crossover awhile back (before I said I was taking prompts). I’m not actually going to write a fic of this, but I guess I’ll give you the play-by-play of how I think it’d go down. So I guess it’s like my headcanon crossover, or something, here we go.
    The Sutton Grove football team and cheer squad go to Riverdale for a football game. Eagles vs. Bulldogs and whatnot.
      Sutton Grove cheer squad performs jaw-dropping feats of athleticism with Beth as flyer. Beth does her bow and arrow at the top of the pyramid. Even though things have been strained between Addy and Beth lately b/c of Colette, Addy is still mesmerized by how flawless Beth’s performance is.
      Then it’s the River Vixens’ turn and they do some weird, provocative dance number where Cheryl flips her skirt up and rubs her thighs while the other Vixens shake their pompoms around. Veronica and Cheryl sing Circus by Britney Spears through the whole performance. Everyone from Sutton Grove is like WTF and the squad especially is so perplexed and mortified. How is this cheerleading?? Why are they signing?? Why are they all acting like this is normal??
    At this point, the Sutton Grove students have noticed Riverdale is kinda weird. They’re all ready to get back on the buses and get the heck home, save Addy. Addy’s just glad to be somewhere else for once, since her hometown’s felt so suffocating lately. She doesn’t care if it’s kinda weird here, she’d like to go have a milkshake somewhere that isn’t the Dairy Cream for a change, and it’s nice to see new faces.
     The SGHS students have to stay the night though, because there’s suddenly a fuck ton of fog and the bus drivers don’t want to risk driving through such poor visibility. The Riverdale locals are confused as to how this is an issue. You guys have never seen fog before?? Are you telling me the sun shines where you're from?? Sounds fake, but okay.
       Since they’re stuck, the girls are like screw it, might as well explore and meet some new people.
       RiRi cozies up to Cheryl and Toni. She gravitates toward badass bitches and gay energy, so how could she not?
       They’re cool with it. Cheryl likes stirring the pot and RiRi is a little troublemaker. They end up partying in La Bonne Nuit, doing jingle jangle and dancing the night away. RiRi can’t be sure if Cheryl really says the weirdest things she’s ever heard anyone say, ever, or if she’s just high enough to hallucinate.
       Addy invites Colette to go to Pops with her, picturing sharing a milkshake with two straws. Archie notices how close they’re standing, and just sort of feels something is off. He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he’s been involved with dangerous, manipulative adults enough times to sense them, even if it’s not something he registers consciously.
      Archie interrupts Addy and Colette like, “wow, that routine was really cool, you guys were amazing, blah, blah, blah…”
        Colette’s all polite smiles. Addy is irritated. He ends up just blabbing on and on, until Colette excuses herself b/c Matt is blowing up her phone. Addy’s plans are foiled. Archie ends up inviting her to Pops and Addy’s deadpan, like, “I’m not going to fuck you.” And Archie’s all ???, “I just want to hang out.” He’s still getting those danger vibes for her and just wants to take care of her, like he does former twins with survivor’s guilt, homeless kids who stab him, and guys in juvie who drooped out in the forth grade to run drugs to take care of their nanas.
       Addy gives in cause she while she’d rather go with Colette, she still just wants to go someplace new. Veronica overheard Archie gushing about SGHS cheer squad and invites herself to the party. She doesn’t realize Addy is the most homo homo to have ever homo’ed and fears Archie’s eye has strayed again. Also, since Archie seemed impressed by their routine, she wants to ask Addy questions about it and see if it’s something the Vixens could do.
       Beth watches all of this unfold from afar, forlorn as fuck. Great. Addy’s abandoning her yet again.
      She wanders around for awhile, eventually comes across Bughead investigating whatever mystery is plaguing Riverdale today.
       Beth has her own inner Nancy Drew, the scene in Will’s apartment proves it. So despite the fact that these two look like total losers, some perky ponytail in an ugly sweater and greasy kid in a ratty beanie, she finds herself intrigued. Besides, what else is she supposed to do in this bumfuck nowhere town that’s as dinky as her own bumfuck nowhere town, only too foggy to see through and twice as weird??
      So Beth invites herself to the Bughead investigation team. At first they’re both opposed. Jughead is skeptical when it comes to outer circle people in Riverdale, let alone people who aren’t even from Riverdale.
     Betty softens up when she learns they have the same name. And the longer they talk to Beth, she realizes, hey, this girl is actually a very observant and perceptive go-getter. She could really help us out, here.
  So Betty talks Jughead into letting Beth join in. The three of them play detective all night long, following clues and bouncing off each other. Beth’s acerbic attitude rubs Betty and Jughead the wrong way, but they deal with it cause she’s actually really good at this. They’re piecing the puzzle together faster with her than they would without her.
      Beth still thinks they’re losers. They’re also so romantic and soft with each other that it makes her want to throw up…and also has her kind of jealous. Because even if she won’t admit it, she 100% wishes she could have a romance just as soft and sickeningly-sweet with Addy.
     Addy is still hanging out with Archie and Veronica. They’re a few milkshakes in by now, and they’ve told her all about the whacko, demented happenings of the town since that fateful 4th of July. Addy can’t believe it, but hearing about all this bizarre, crazy shit makes her miss Sutton Grove. Sutton Grove sucks, but it’s not nearly as batshit as Riverdale sounds. 
     Little does she know that Sutton Grove’s own murder mystery awaits when she goes back home…
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