#looks werid with no context

[stitchwraith-stingers]

I have a TBB rewrite where Eleanor is Elizabeth but she also doesn't do any of the other fucked up shit Eleanor does, she just kills Sarah bc she was ejected from Ennard and is desperately trying to find the strength to live and sees herself in Sarah so she's like "I want to make you happy but I also hate you because you're me but you're alive and it's not fair to me that you get to live and I don't so I'm going to make you happy and then I'm going to brutally kill you so I can keep living ok"

But also this is a line from that rewrite:

Sarah narrowed her blue eyes and scanned the animatronic doll again, then frowned.

"That's the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen."

this is the only eleanor-elizabeth i will accept i think this concept is interesting

also that is such a good quote

#calico.exe #fnaf #fazbear frights #this reminds me i need to work on like 2 things #one is a rewrite of a game cuz i can do that ig #and two is continue my au of my werid eleanor-renelle au #cuz i like the made up renelle in my head and i think its funny to see eleanor murder someone #give renelle the hat of that someone and her going 'hmm that is kinda suspicous but i cant put my finger on it hmm' #*also context for my friend renelle was mentioned once and eleanor took her disguise but shes a idiot and it didnt look like her #but she was away from this girls home so its ok ig

[vampirevatican]

judd's shirt, and how he smells...

he's gonna have a musk. like canon wise it'd be after sharpening his knives or like he's working out or something but he's got man musk

i like to think the birch household actually has good shampoo and skincare stuff, though i also am a firm believer that only elliot, leah and diane have an actual routine

judd? literally any soap, though nothing with a flowery scent?? like motherfucker smells like the woods. he's got an earthy smell to him. like i think he's the only one in the house that uses irish spring or like very plain ivory soap.

to the ppl that think he'd use a 13 in 1. i need you to stop. his hygiene routine is very simple but ima need some respect put on this man because how else is he gonna maintain that hairstyle? not to mention dude is definitely a go-getter.

anyway he just has... boy/man/male scent, ya know? like that common smell between all cologne and men's soap? yeah that.

so with that context... you've taken some of his shirts, for girlfriend reasons.

ya know like, when he's not around and you wanna pretend he's there. or you just don't feel good and wanna think about him comforting you... it's for emersion you swear!

----------------MDNI (nsfw below)-------------

yeah right you're getting off to that shit.

sure you could put it on a pillow and think about him being there

could cuddle with pillow judd or if you have a huge stuffed animal that works too

but ik why you clicked 'read more' and yeah i get it

jessie was onto something... and so was a manga i read...

just taking his shirt and keeping it for a bit? and you just take a big whiff... a deep sniff. oh yeah.

at some point his werid ass ziplocs his most sweaty shirts and keeps them just for you

doesn't point out why or explains, just points you to where he keeps them.

Looking in the drawer you find a couple of plain and graphic tees in rows. Lined up, side by side and in... ziploc bags? You look back at him and he looks at you, shirtless and dead lifting weights. "What." he sounds so nonchalant, neutral tone, same as always. "You're just gonna let me have them now?" He continues lifting and looking at a wall with a couple band posters on it. "Better than you being a klepto over my shit." He smirks slightly and looks back at you, "What? You don't want them, princess?" You squint, mainly at the pet name and was going to argue but just pouted and looked away grabbing the shirts and stuffing them into your overnight bag. "Yes." you mutter and he laughs.

#judd birch x reader #judd birch #big mouth #this.. may become a fic. #no i didn't repost this bc i forgot the tags the first time. shut up.

[minthe-lover]

So like I don't really get the most recent chapter.. like I know it's just a monogamous heterosexual women power fancy but I don't get how anyone experience attraction or interest in your partner is a negative thing?

Like hades is an attractive public figure? It seems sort of par for the course that people will express interest in him?? Like leuce only gave hades a few looks and comments.. she barely did anything. It's not like she tried to kiss him or flash him and hades immediately turned her down before she even actually did anything

Is Persephone going to threaten to murder and destroy the house of every women who showed a passive interest in hades? Is she gonna murder that snake lady that stares at his ass?

Even in the context of a monogamous relationship, wouldn't it be just nicer to laugh about it? Like a 'wow this lady thought flirting with me after are wedding was good idea'. Being able to laughs about these situations just strengthen a relationship, this idea that when in a monogamous relationships you should never have anyone express attraction to you nor express attraction to anyone else just confuses the fuck out of me.

Though to be far in the next chapter we do learn the whole thing just makes hades horny... So maybe it's just werid as fuck foreplay... That they somehow did with a newborn baby... I don't know it's just a really dumb plot point that just takes away from the more important plot points. The child deity, hera being haunted, finding a permanent home for dio (though it seems with the most recent fast pass their just gonna speed run his childhood).

Persephone why are you wasting time threatening leuce for something so small when you a fucking queen.. shouldn't you I don't know be doing your fucking job????? Maybe spend more then a few hours on something this time.. put a little bit more time and effort into ruling your kingdom.

#anti lo #lo critical #anti lore olympus #lore olympus critical

[azalearosa]

Vietnam human name explained!

Let me explain to you the meaning behind Vietnam most popular human name: Trần Chung Liên! (Yes, I love this version the most!)

I won't get you into the surname and middle name as I don't know how to explain, lol. I just really, really like the rhythms than the most of other given surname/middle name.

First name: Liên

OK, let come back to look at the canon human name of Japan: both regularly and Nyo version. "Kiku and Sakura!"

You guys might already know "Sakura" mean cherry blossom. And, Kiku means "daisy" aka Japan's national flower!

OK, back to Vietnam, similar things happened. "Liên" means Lotus!

But wait! Isn't lotus in Vietnamese "hoa sen"?

Oh, to make it clear, "Liên" (莲) means "lotus" in sino-vietnamese.

"Hoa sen", on other hand, is in regularly Vietnamese language. Well, "Sen" as a name is OK too. Actually, you can name literally anything as long as it is not swearing words). But, it can also sounds like a slang for "servant"

I really like the name, because (1) it related to the Lotus flower; (2) a feminie name fit for a female character (3) It is a sino-vietnamese.

Using Sino-Vietnamese will help a couple of thing sounds more formally . This is extremely common when naming thing formally (Not always, ofc). And no, using Sino-Vietnamese won't make you a Chinese worshippers. It is extremely helpful in formal situation and avoid sounding ridiculous in some case. It is still play an important part in Vietnamese language. And, it is just a very common and normal thing for Vietnamese people to named their kids, title or a company with Sino-Vietnamese in it.

Of course, you have to use it as right time, right place or it will also backfire. It will sound boring, weird, and unnecessary formally when the situation is no need for it.

Anddd, Liên is a common female name, that what I was greatful for. Some name might sound badass but it, like, not fit for a female (at least not in mordern time). Or it is just sound werid in general to use in modern day context.

#hetalia #aph vietnam #now you know why she was named like that! #hetalia vietnam #hws vietnam #liên #I love this name #information

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for accidently killing two people while having a disease

so i (19F) was put in a virtual reality killing game with 15 other people where we had our memories wiped, ill skip to the day it happened + more context

so after 4 people were killed, one day a person (19 M, ill call him H) discovered 3 people in a dining hall acting werid (one of them is important, we'll call her M, 19F), one lied, another cried and M was gullible

it was said to be our next motive, which led us to finding a hospital and me, H and another guy who recovered recently from a big injury volenteered to look over M and the two other people

well, it turned out i also had contracted the disease, from what i remember i took M into a music venue and strangled her, it was very late at night so i thought no one would come, but someone did infact come to the music venue ill call this girl S (19F), S kept bullying me throughout this virual expirience, i dont know why she was there but she walked in on me and i remember putting her up on a pillar and covering her with wallpaper as a "surprise" for the morning

i also remember staging a live video for H to see, everything after that is foggy in my mind, in the end i got found out and i apparently told everyone about my 'beloved", obviously now after this expirience my feelings for the beloved had dissapeared, apparently the disease made me remember why i was here

M is still my friend, H somewhat is and S still hates my guts (she doesnt like anyone basically) but still, AITA?

#aita #am i the asshole #unreality

[totally-not-my-drama]

Welcome to my total drama blog

Again welcome to my Total drama art blog. This blog is mainly meant for my Total drama content I am doing be it art, stoys, AUs, etc. Everything related to TD is placed here! You can also ask me about certain things be it headcanons, questions to AUs or other things TD or me related!

My AUs:

Total Drama Omori (TW: suicide, sh, blood, horror)

This AU, as the title says, is an Omori AU with total drama characters and me and my friend @ragefulbutsweet OCs! It's alot like the original Omori story, but has certain changes in general since everyone still pretty much acts like their original selfs, plus some relationships "changed" and there is a bit more content/ context in this version. There would also come sometimes in which I think more gameplay wise and explain it like it was a real videogame! The specific tags for this AU are 'Total Drama Omori AU' 'TDO' 'TDOAU'.

Ever After High AU (title and tags in progress):

This AU is still in it's concept phase and I dunno when I get to work on it more but I won't give up on it! This AU is basically total drama characters in the Ever after high roles. And I warn anyone already for those who do not like the ship: Yes this is a Noco focused AU with Noah in the main role. The story is more slice of life with the main Focus of Noah, at the beginning Noelle, figuring out he is actually trans. I am still working on the story's but stay tuned for more! The tags for this AU are Ever after high AU and Eahau

Pokemon AU:

This Au actually happened out of the blue ngl, while thinking how a game like this would look like! Anyway This AU takes basically almost, if not all TD Characters and turns them into Pokemon. The Region is named after the camp so it's the Wawanakwa Region (This feels werid to write XD). While still in planning this might become a Y/N Story, with the goal to become the next Pokemon master! This AU has the specific Tag Pokemon AU.

Story's:

A story I am currently writing on (And hopefully finish like I want to) Is called 'Curiosity kills cats' and is based around @eavee-ry 's Island of the slaughtered AU and is about my OC Edith going to the island to figure out if these ghosts are real or not. I won't say more it's a surprise and will be released when The chapters are all done!

Original Characters:

The first (and currently only fleshed out character) of mine is Edith. She was first made out of the IOTS AU and just after getting into TD more did I put her into more Canon TD stuff (which makes it more AU stuff in a way) Anyway Edith has a specific passion for finding and proofing if the ghost storys on the internet she sees, are truly real or not! She has a more closed of personality but is very polite and humble but easily gullible and naiv.

Tag lists:

Omori AU: total drama omori au, TDO, TDOAU

Ever after high AU: Ever after high AU, EAHAU

Pokemon AU: Pokemon AU

Storys I am write: storys, fanfictions, fanfic, writing

All my art together: my art, fanart

OC's: (OCs name), Original characters, OCs

any questions asked and answered: Stara Answers, asks

Headcanons: Headcanons

That is all so far. I will update this whenever something changes. Hope to see you soon again

#total drama #total drama island #tdi #Total Drama Omori AU #TDO #TDOAU #Edith #my art #concepts #curiosity kills cats #AUs #Stara answers #asks #ever after high au #pokemon au #Eahau

[starlightshadowsworld]

Bendy and the dark revival part 1

Thonks

No I'm not playing it but watching Mark play it because I am a sucker for horror and a bitch.

So here's my werid ass thonks thro it.

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June 18 1973

We got a definitive date whoop

Audery looks amazing she seems like she'd be sweet I already like her.

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"Only 800 frames more frames to go"

If that isn't the biggest mood.

Animators, artists ya'll deserve all the good in the world.

I hope your pillow is always cold and your favourite food/drinks in reach.

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Archgate pictures

Oh so this isn't Joey Drew studios?

Nathan Arch

Guessing he's the guy in charge, wonder if this is before Joey than? Or if the company got bought out.

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Red alarm

Are we... Not...??? Okay guess nothing to worry about.

They nailed the atmosphere here I swear.

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A pretty girl like you shouldn't be wandering around all by yourself...

Get back fucker I got hands and I ain't afraid to throw em!

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Red alarm blaring lift crashing

What did I say bout the alarm!

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"Old Wilson will protect you"

... Can be bring the ink demon out?

Please.

I'll even give him a sacrifice.

Audery hun we are getting you a thermos so you don't have to do all this for coffee.

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Arch gate pictures presents Joey Drew and the Ink Demon

Ohhh so I'm assuming the company was originally Archgate pictures and Joey worked for them before taking over the company?

Maybe?

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Statue of Joey

... Man's got issues.

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... Nevermind I found a plaque that explains things

Joey Drew

1901-1971

Joey Drew was the founder of the studio and the man who created Bendy. One of the most beloved cartoon characters of all times.

In 1929 with his partner Henry Stein, he created Bendy's first short "little devil darling" as an early talkie cartoon.

As his entertainment legacy grew over the years, Joey's optimism and pioneering spirit never wavered. Starting with just a pencil and a dream he created this studio.

Here at Archgate Pictures we strive to continue his dream and see Bendy live on.

Dreams come true.

So... Joey's dead.

And he created this studio, so this was initially Joey drew studios and than became Archgate Pictures after his death?

He died 2 years ago so it wasn't that long ago.

... I don't trust that he's actually dead.

Man spent too long going on about being immortal to just die.

And also obligatory "Oh they were partners 💅"

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Silly vision sounds fun for something that ends up being so sinister.

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Good to see we're bringing back the pedastels of imporant random stuff.

... Call me sweet Audery one more time Wilson...

All this and no coffee.

I don't even like coffee but for fucks sake.

.... And there's the ink machine...behind him.

Oh boy.

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Soo book, inkwell, plushi, wrench, cog, I think it's the same as last time I might be wrong.

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Ink is covering the floor and Wilson is talking about how "the ink is calling us"

This is still less creepy than the lift scene.

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"Come find me and I'll show you your purpose"

That and the "you'll forget this whole thing" is getting creepy again... Like I'm so glad this is about ink and cartoons and shit.

This whole bit of Wilson grabbing Audrey and get backing into a corner... Yeah this is creepier without context.

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And we're dead?

Title screen

👍🏼

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WE'RE BAAAACKKKK

And... Audrey's inked?

But also human.

We got a Fusion on our hands? Or the ink processes was incomplete.

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Poster reads RELAX Wilson knows your purpose, the man who killed the ink demon.

Nothing about that man makes me relax.

Also this guy is really trying to hammer home he knows things which... Good for him but nah I'm good.

And I highly highly doubt he killed Bendy, or that he even could.

Also poster Wilson is missing his eyes. Not like real Wilson who only has one but he has 2 empty eye sockets.

I'm sure that won't be plot relevant.

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Even the wall says welcome home but something tells me this isn't just the game being meta.

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To Grant Cohen, accounting:

Please inform Mr Drew that despite his instance that the rumours of Joey Drew studios going bankrupt are untrue, i want to remind him that if his studio does indeed fail.

All equipment and experiments produced through our partnership, by contract, these belong to the Gent Corporation. We will reclaim these assets forcibly of necessary.

- Alan Gray, CEO (property of the Gent Corporation)

Okay so we've got Archgate Pictures, Joey Drew studio and now the Gent Corporation.

Who were working with Joey to produce the whole living ink situation.... Jeez.

So is Archgate under the Gent Corporation now Joey is gone?... And are they the reason joey is gone 🤔.

Because I'm pretty sure the studio does go bankrupt if I'm not wrong and Joey wouldn't have let his beloved creations go without a fight.

Large corporation V Joey Disney

Fight of the century I tell ya.

And all this right infront of my bacon soup smh.

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Looks at Ted Wester memo where the "bank takes the goodies back"

Oh yeah they definitely got bankrupt. I'm sure somewhere ol Bertram Piedmont is laughing in his grave.

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Wilson really doesn't know what no means does he?

So he's apparently "killed" bendy uh huh and it's been 211 days since Bendy was seen.

He calls himself a friend a protector.

Shudders.

And calls the rest of the ink creatures, children of the machine.

Despite them all being adults.

And he's put a manhunt on us.

Great.

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The ink drips

Darkness has spread through his studio.. The reaching shadows creep around you. Something hungers for your corrupted flesh.

It is close. So very close.

It strains to grab you, choke you from behind. You will feel its breathe upon your neck.

It is close

Oh wow they found one of my poems from when I was 14.

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Mutilated butcher gang member hangs out of a vent.

... Totally didn't jump.

Man he's been thro something, his eye has an X on it on rope. Something is in his mouth and he's bound by his wrists.

... What happened? Did he disobey the self proclaimed lord and saviour Wilson?

Because I believe the Butcher gang were on Bendy's side so they might be treated as the enemy.

Would explain that.

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Annd yeah Audrey's like half ink half human with glowing eyes.

Cool.

But bizarre because no one else looks like that.

Why is she different?

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So Nathan Arch was called about Joey's death. He hadn't heard from him since last April and sounded happy the last time they spoke.

... Oh yeah this is sus.

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Ayy the toy bit, Heavenly toys.

Looks... Different. Got posters hanging of Bendy, Boris and the Butcher gang.

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... So that's why there's so many hideu holes butcher gang jumped out.

I love how they just waddle away like fuck can't do ought.

Ha ha

flops scared me

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ALICE!

Alice Angel aka Alison Pendal is here yess.

She's so sweet and poor Audery.

Alison confirming the machine can really spit u out as any of the cartoons.

I have a wolf he doesn't care for strangers

... 👀Sci Boris?!

Aka... I think Thomas Conner?

Stay away from the ink demon

He likes to smile and kills anything that moves.

So bendy is alive knew it

Also Alii you are not good at comforting.

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We keep getting notes from our best pal and I am hoping it's Boris.

Not Sci Boris who hates our guts but sweet kind lovely Boris.

I miss Boris 🥺

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A new terror has descended I go our lives.

This man named Wilson

Ever since our world feels strained, like a great beast held in chains.

The Ink Demon hasn't been seen in a long time. Many of us refuse to believe he's really gone.

But what does it matter? Down here were all sinners. Children of the machine all have the demon in our inky blood.

Ooo so these aren't written by Wilson.

I'm guessing Sammy than, especially with all the talk of sinners and such.

We all have demon in our inky blood... Wonder if that's the whole ink creatures are connected to each other.

The whole in the ink there's multiple souls what other Alice called "a buzzing screaming well of voices" in the og game.

Or Sammy's just crazy.

Probably that.

Wiggles to the jukebox

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So Wilson was there when the ink machine was put up? And he wanted it's secrets.

Werido.

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Wandering into the caution lock door room

This seems like a good idea.

Wonder what monster lurks behind these sealed walls.

... Ah the break room

Truly terrifying.

....wtf

Oh yeah just soups and drinks and a butcher gang member stabbed into a wall!

Bucket on his head, ink splattered on the wall he's stabbed into.. I think with the wrench?

And ink follower written beside him.

So looks like I was right, they do follow Bendy and someone, Wilson most likely is making an example of them.

Of anyone who follows the ink demon.

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So Nathan decided to go into animation after Joey he died.

To resurrect the past.

Slow clap

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Searcher enters room "if I find you on going to rip your face off!"

... Am I stupid because I didn't know searchers could talk.

I have never heard one talk as far as I can remember.

But no apparently they can talk.

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Casually takes pipe out of beaten up butcher gang member

Pfft he don't need this.

#Batim #bendy and the dark revival #bendy and the ink machine

[moths-wc-aus]

heeeeey sorry if this is like. the 3rd ask you get from a random anon dropping links in your inbox, tumblrs being werid af to me about sending things in so i just wanted to make sure this actually got to you and figured maybe actually giving some context would be a bit more helpful lol! im the one responsible for like. a waaaall of youtube links and one from a like. garden website?

anyways! did a little quick google pingpong, and i couldnt find a proper name for the 'clay' or beads made from flowers (most common term i did see was either rose beads or memory beads, tho that seemed to be mostly used by places trying to sell you them!) a few things called the clay a dough, but searching for that just got me cooking resources whoops

i also saw almost exclusively roses in my looking; tho i did see a few mention using any 'sturdy/hardy' flower like roses and tulips if made directly from fresh and onlynfrom flowers. i did also see a few more interesting varieties made with dry flowers but they were all mixed with clays - the flowers being used to color/texture/pattern the clay. i did also see a few made note of how the oxidation process of turning petals to dough affects colors (white roses becoming more beige/grey for ex) and how things could be added to change the color - and even scent - of the beads

and uhhhh yeah. couldnt find a lot of academic support or historical evidence saddly, but i do have a few tutorials that i found which might help give an idea on how to adapt them for cats? oh! and i found a random video on making beads from scrap cloth which i thohght might also be a neat idea to adapt for the cats - cloth scavenged from twolegs in close proximity and glue substitute being plant starch/sap/resins/etc - either as an off shoot from cats not in thunderclan anymore or as an addendum to TC because of their close proximity to humans?

www . gardeningknowhow . com / garden-how-to / projects /how-to-make-rose-beads . htm

m . youtube . com / watch ?v= MKf3Nc8Szpg

m . youtube . com / watch ?v= CKI_1j_F8Kc

m . youtube . com / watch ?v= ET39DCTSMFc

m . youtube . com / watch ?v= wYSubHslgFo

https : / / feltmagnet . com / crafts /rose-beads

tysm!!! i got one of your other asks (maybe two of them? idk) and they were super helpful!! i've begun organizing all this into a playlist i can watch through later

oh man i have so much knowledge of flower beads now lmao

thank you again!! this was so very kind of you to look into for me <3333

#warrior cats #warriors #ask #anon

[little-buggy-boy]

same luxray and ralts anon, thte werid thing is is that my luxray is basically the equvalent of a teenager and the ralts is basically a new born, like it was a week old when i got it, all i get when i look up answers is "how to help a mother luxray with her kits" when no shes not a mother and that isnt her baby, shes relly gentle too, she sometimes brings ralts up the giant scratching post she has and lets her watch out the window thats near it and sometimes puts her paw on ralts if ralts is getting more closer so ralts doesnt fall off, felt like i needed to add more context sorry

Ah! Didn't see this when I answered your original ask, sorry! My original point still stands, but I may change it slightly to your Luxray seeing herself as either a mother-figure or sibling then!

#answered #unreality tw

[rosebunny]

Oh and yeah, Lady N's Ao3 tags are disgusting. (Yes, this includes XHawks or XE. I think those are gross too. )

OMGGG FRRRR- when I first was looking for X reader content NOTHING SHOWED UP???? And I was so confused cause wasn’t the whole manga reader side of the mha fandom SIMPING OVER HER?????

OMG I DELETED HALF MY RANT BY 😭😭😭 IM SO SORRYYYY—-

PLZ TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF IT!!! I FORGOT HALF OF WHAT I SAID 😭😭😭IM LITERALLY CRYING IN MY BED RN….

And even if in the fics that I haven’t glimpsed at where deku✨ IS ✨aged up…the only reason they would even age him up would to just straight up sexualize him ( DOSNT MATTER IF THEY ARE FICTIONAL— ITS WERID, BUT WHY SHOULD I EXPLAIN WHY ITS WRONG IN ANY CONTEXT TO SEXUALIZE A MINOR?? THIS SORTA COUNTS FOR HAWKS TOO IN MOST FICS—

*❤️sorry if this makes no sense either cause it’s 12 Am or it just doesn’t LOL❤️*

( I FR want to 🔥BURN🔥 my EYESSS)

Anyways how was your day 🙃❤️~

💖

#i love her #asksrose

[clowninyourfeed]

There he fucking goes 😩😩

#saving the world one hipthrust at a time #looks werid with no context #them hips could save the world #kpop #nct #nct dream #nct u #nct 127 #nct wayv #nct fluff #nct imagines #nct scenarios #nct memes #lee jeno #jeno #nct jeno #nct dream jeno #nct crack #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect nct dream

[you-and-me-always-forever]

HUGE WARNING!! PLEASE READ

UPDATE, PLEASE REBLOG!!

A kind blog bythe name @erin-gilberts has given this reblog with information and seems to cleared up the air about the blog below. I'll do my best to summary but please check the reblog from Erin-gilberts as it's much worded better.

Overall, the person who seems to own the blog is a mirror, and the drawn art is a lean to family, the lady in these videos isnt associated with the blog either and seems to be famous for reactions (but isnt reacting to the stolen art). The photoshops may be due to strange shipping with themselves with these characters but uses young actors to convey that. Do not send hate this persons way as they are just a minor! Just block if you're uncomfortable, do not harass them.

I wanna apologies if I caused any panic or hate sent this persons way, I am also a minor and was very shocked at what i found and rushed a bit to conclusions. Though adult-kid shipping is no joke nor need to be pushed aside here it's good at least this isn't an adult running this account. Again a great thank you for those who did help out a bit with translations and dig work.

Small note: I'm sorry for lack of censoring and work in this post as I was in a hurry to get it out, if I run across another blog I'll make sure to try my best and dig further in before put a warning post out.

Be safe guys!

Below the read more is the original warning post/ there is a lack of censoring so be careful reading and seeing some of the adult-kid suggestive frist image!

Sorry if this isnt good, I've never done post like these, but there is a blog who's been showing up in the tags making edits of the Ghostbusters team with kevin (aka the home alone kid). This blog is @/alexissanchez3367174

Now it doesnt sound bad on paper, but when I looked deeper into this blogs context, I found this.

This is fucking gross, and if it's a joke, it's not funny. As a minor myslef and those on here, this is gross and uncomfortable. Looking more into this persons context it's all adult with kids, not as bad as post above but considering it, i get really bad undertones.

They have some werid intrest with Russel and Charlie, and maybe Ray and Kevin. They do steal content for video from others as Spengy, Stanzy, Dioinabag, and inculed me and more, using our pictures in videos of a recurring women reacting to them and speaking I belive Spanish, I'm asumming the women is the person who owns the blog, but I could be wrong.

I dont say we send this perosn death threats nor horrible things but block and report them at best. I'm uncomfortable with the feel these edits give me, they are red flags so I will be blocking as stated before. Thats all I have, if you look up this blog you'll see there isnt alot but starnge undertones, so you can really come up to your own conclusion and choice to make, to everyone here, be safe.

#ghostbusters #this is important #update!! #please read!!

[imapursoon]

BRO my replies are broken but, yeah Im fine booty go brrr

Ripp

This must look so werid out of context lmao

#yay! an ask! #slides

[today-pepperland-goes-bluey]

Anyone else got werid out of context beatle cartoon stuff thats NOT from the show?

Yeah they could be from promo stuff but they look too modern

#the beatles #the beatles cartoon #maybe it's fanart #its probs that #there is alot of werid unoffical bc stuff out there #i have no idea were any of these come from

[samredding]

I forgot to do this. So I’m doing it late. 2021 writing year in review.

Total number of completed stories: 23 (maybe 22?)

Total word count: 24,401k

Fandoms written in: oh man. Uh, South Park, Loki Show, the falcon and the winter soldier, splinter cell, metal gear solid, and Hawaii 5-0.

Looking back, did you write more fic than you thought you would this year, less, or about what you’d expected? I wrote a lot in 2020. Possibly too much. Like I didn’t need to post every single fic I wrote. But I’m happy with how much I wrote in 2021! I don’t necessarily have goals for how much stories I write or how many words I put out.

What’s your own favorite story of the year? Disarm. That was such a self indulgent fic. The subject matter wasn’t even fluffy or anything. But it focused on one of my favorite characters Steve McGarrett. (who is in the Navy) so it went over/talked about his first time killing. He’s probably in his early 20s in the fic, if I remember correctly. And I worked hard on the fight scene in there. And especially on the conversation Steve has with his commander at the end. His commander tells him how to live with the guilt of taking someone else’s life. And how it isn’t pretty, but it might be necessary. It was a fic I wanted to do badly. I’m happy I pulled it off somehow.

A close second is Peace is a name. Which goes over solid snake (from the metal gear series) explaining to his best friend what happened to his survival instructor (do you notice a pattern here?) and it was once again something I was excited to do! It was snake processing the death of someone he probably considered a father figure.

Did you take any writing risks this year? I wrote an x reader fic. No I will not explain what fandom it was for. But that was definitely something I’m still new to. I’ve only written one x reader before that.

Second is probably ground yourself, before the winds remove you. Which was a Loki fic. Not only was I writing for entirely new characters that I’ve never written before. But the concept I went with was so easy to fuck up. Thankfully I got good reviews on it for the most part.

Lastly. Although short, was Down in a hole. It was written from a unknown person’s perspective, kinda? While also written from a third perspective too. It was kinda experimental.

Oh! (I’m sorry) am honorable mention is To be alone. Which had a dream sequence. (Cheesy, I know) that was a ‘risk’ and an interesting choice for me to make, lol. I know dreams are kinda played out but I have werid soft spot for them. I’ve experienced dreams myself that have reflected what I was going through while I was awake.

Most popular story of the year? Ground yourself, before the winds remove you. I wrote it in the midst of Loki show airing. That’s most likely why.

Story of mine most under-appreciated by the universe, in my opinion: this is hard. Cause they all got attention whether or not they deserved it. I don’t think there was anything I wanted more attention on?

Most fun story to write: Disarm. Which is a weird choice given the context. But I think all the research that went into it made it fun. I leaned new things and the whole experience was a blast.

Most unintentionally telling story: Maybe down in a hole? I mean that was so self indulgent. I wanted to explore how this handsome mysterious video game man would be perceived by an outside perspective. Especially for him to be seen in that Specific time in his life. (I have a massive crush on snake though, ok.)

Then might as well add this one. Wipe the blood off of your hands (it’s no longer yours) which was a more emotional fic for Steve. It’s just me craving for my favorite guys to actually sit down and try and work trauma. Or work through their loss of family members/family. Rather than just push it down deep. Cause the show Steve is in, doesn’t show him really dealing with that, ya know?

Biggest disappointment: none.

Biggest surprise: I guess one of my favorite authors commenting on peace is a name. They applauded it. I was really honored!

And secondly I was surprised that someone really loved my x reader fic. Like I said, I’m not that good at them.

Oh and one question got cut off: Do you have any fanfic goals for this new year? Only to finish my current WIP. Which is the longest fic I’ve ever written. Other than that, I guess just to challenge myself and try and get better each day. Sappy stuff.

Tagging: whoever wants to! I mean, this is super late. But it’s still fun to reflect.

#samredding writes #fanfic year in review

[thehalfworld]

Fanfic MST: Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen, a Twilight fanfic [part 7]

The penultimate chapter!

Warnings this time include sex, violence, and a few references to what went down in the previous installments. 

Recap: Tiaa learned that her father is a vampire, and that she would become one herself if she had sex with Edward. Guess what she did. (Also, she killed Uncle Larry and drank his blood.)

Chapter 1

Previous chapter

thanx for the revews!

You’re so welcome!

Chapter 7 - Surprises!

I woke up sheepishly and wandered where I was for a minute.

Vampires don’t sleep, and no one wakes up “sheepishly.”

I got out of bed, wandering if all the things that had hapened to me last night were just a dream. I went downstairs for breakfast and sat down with Dave and Marie.

Vampires don’t eat breakfast, either. Unless she plans on eating Dave and Marie. I wouldn’t object.

THey look at me and smiles adoringly.

You do have a beta reader, right?

"wow tiaa i love your new hair and contat lenses, your look so beautiful!" said marie with her face all bright and happiness.

Marie freaks me the hell out. Why is she so perky?

I got up and look in a mirror. Holly shite! I looked totally diffrent! For the first time I could see my face was truely beautiful, it was even prettier than before.

If you can possibly imagine that, because Tiaa’s descriptions of herself in previous chapters weren’t exactly modest.

My eyes were a weird silver color like wet pools of noble moonlight in distant medows,and my ivory gold hair seemed to shimmer like the suns burned rays in the morning, with the purple streaks shining like neon lilac.

So in the Twilight universe, vampire eye color depends on how recently they last fed and what they last fed on. A vampire with human blood in their system will have red eyes; a hungry vampire has black eyes; vampires who eat nonhuman animals (like Edward and his family) have gold eyes after feeding. Tiaa ate Uncle Larry last night, and she’s newly turned, so she definitely has human blood in her body. Her eyes should be red.

I guess her hair’s the same except for the dye job, though, because she used to have multiple colors streaked into her hair and now she just has purple. Not sure how being a vampire would affect that, honestly.

I was radiant and magical and looked awesome.

I love this sentence.

My skin was even more pale than before and my features more delicate and queen-like, my nose was small and dashing and my cheeks were high and pale and my chin was soft but majestic. I was amazed.

I’m just hoping that she still smells like mint and cinnamon.

Suddenly the phone rang and nuked me out of my silent staring.

Must be one of those newfangled atomic phones.

Dave answered it.

"what? oh my god! Your kidding! This is inconsideratable!" and he hung up

Nice vocabulary, Dave. Nice job hanging up on the caller, too.

"whats happened honey?" Marie asked smiling

Why is she always smiling? Is her face stuck like that?

"uncle larry is died, it looks like he was ripped apart by a wild beast! I feel so sad!

Yeah, you seem real…

(wait for it…)

…torn up about it.

he was my brother"

Not sure why he needed to remind everyone. Can’t imagine Uncle Larry was a pleasant brother, though, since his entire character consisted of being ugly and evil.

I suddenly remembered what I had done, and i screamed and ran to school.

That’s not suspicious or anything! Actually, wait, it’s Dave and Marie; they won’t suspect a thing.

Also, I pictured her doing this like Gir from Invader Zim.

I felt so awful and giulty for what I had done! I new uncle larry was a perv and a rasist and even thou he had raped me and tied me up and spanked me and made my life hell I still shoudnt have killed him!

No, you totally should have killed him.

I was going to explode with guilt. i ran through the forest towards the school but suddenly a large thing appeared in front of me.

Wow! Love the description!

it was a bear - a big panda bear!

…this is happening in a small town in Washington State, correct?

it was huge and fluffy and realy cute, but I was scared as this was a totally weird thing to happen.

She’s not wrong.

But, then again, in the context of this story I guess it’s not too implausible.

"greetings atlantaina!" it said - i was totally freaked out - since when did panda bears live in Forks? And since when did they SPEAK? I was totally confused

You and me both, girl.

"WTF?" i screamed!

"I'm a panda bear, my name is Snooflanti-tatuna but you can call me Snoofles.”

Well, thank god, because I have no idea how to pronounce that first thing you said.

"A talking PANDA BEAR?" i shouted furiously

Why is she angry?

"I cannot talk like humans can, but your not human anymore so you can understand me. You can talk to animals. You probably have other powers too you just don't know it yet"

Oh, I get it. So I think I mentioned this earlier, but in the Twilight universe some vampires gain a special ability after being turned — typically an amplification of some ability they possessed as a human. That’s how come Edward can read minds, his sister Alice has visions of the future, his brother Jasper can influence the moods of others, and so on. Tiaa’s ability to communicate with animals comes out of nowhere only in the sense that it wasn’t foreshadowed; the power fits with canon otherwise.

I’m pretty sure one vampire having multiple extra abilities is unheard of, though. There goes Tiaa breaking the rules again. (Though at this point… after all she’s been through… I guess she deserves something good for a change, no?)

"like watt?" i said

"I dunno, touch that tree" said Snoofles, smiling at me.

Hey, hold up. How does the panda know all this shit? Like… how does he know who Tiaa is? How does he know about how vampires work? Even allowing that Tiaa can communicate with animals now, how come this one is demonstrating human-like sapience?

You know what, none of this will ever get explained and I’m done thinking about it. Let’s move on.

I touched the tree and consentrated hard and even though it was winter the tree suddenly started to bloom huge bunches of flowers. The flowers cascadad down like a river onto the bare forest floor. i took my hand away in horror. The flowers were so beautiful they made me think of edward. then i remembered how he had left me after we had made love, and i became angry. I touched another tree and it burst into flames. It was as if the trees turned into things that somehow reflected how I was feeling!

This power actually makes sense for volatile, moody Tiaa, but it’s not gonna be very useful until she learns to control it. Which might never happen because this girl is an emotional loose cannon. Also we’re on the second-to-last chapter.

"OMG, how is this possible?" i said

"Don't ask me I'm just a panda, lol" said Snoofles with a big grin and he raised his eyebows,"but I'm so happy to find a person who can understand my speaking! i al; ways wanted a human friend! will you be my human friend?"

Nice going, author. I like how you had Snoofles know things he shouldn’t and then had him not know how he knows those things he shouldn’t. Great writing! Allows you to avoid explaining anything at all!

"well yah ok" i said, "but i have to go to school now so I'll see you later Snoofles ok?"

"that's cool" said Snoofles "i'll see you later"

I ran away and was totaly weirded out by my meeting with Snoofles.

I, too, was totally weirded out by your meeting with Snoofles.

I was almost in a trance at school and even though people starred at me and made coments about my new apperance I had never cared less.

Maybe because they did this every day anyway?

in gym class I ran around dressed in my gym clothes.

That is what one typically does in gym class, yes.

i was playing dodgball and the cleerleaders kept throwing there balls at me realy hard like biaches but i was dodging them at the speed of light.

Being subtle, I see! Good going convincing everyone you’re still human!

Lauren came over to me and tries to hit me over the face with her balls and I slapped her in the face.

Did Lauren just try and teabag Tiaa?

"WTF you freaky goth tudor bitch!" she shouted with her ugly face flapping like a big bag

I swear this fic has the best similes I have ever seen.

"leave me alone yeah?" i said looking more beautiful than ever

And this is relevant why?

"no - ill never leave u alone becase your so werid! what has hapened to your face its like your from another planet, your so pale and delicate its freaking everyone out and we all hate you!"

Well put, Lauren.

I was so mad i pushed her but when my hands touched her arms her skin started to blister and froth in a totally gross way and she got struck by a bolt of lightning. She wasnt dead or anything but she looked totally disgusting and she got taken to the hospital.

Nasty! Can’t say I feel bad for Lauren, though.

I didnt look for my friends and after gym class I sat in the changing rooms after everyone has left and cried becase I felt so sorry for watt I had done to uncle larry and to lauren.

Oh, come on. Lauren is just a bully, admittedly, but Uncle Larry was a rapist — a particularly violent one committing repeated rape against a teenager, no less. Killing him was just taking out the trash. And Lauren should be okay-ish after a few skin grafts.

I was sat there wearing a very short leather mini-dress and red ripped tights and a skull necklace and a gothic top hat with feathers on it.

She headed to an Emilie Autumn concert after school or what?

Suddenly I heard a voices from behind me

A voices. One voice, but it’s plural. Got it.

(I wanna make a System Shock joke here but I can’t think of a good one.)

"Tiaa? Tiaa? It is I Edward Cullen!" said edward.

No one on this planet talks like that. I don’t care what time period you’re from.

i turned to kook at him and he gasped in a high piched way and fell over onto the floor. I was mad at him and totaly upset about other stuff so i didnt check to see if he was ok. He got up in a minute.

…alright, I’m not sure how to react to that.

"I fainted Tiaa, thou is so sexy and exqisite i lost my contentioness.

I’m pretty sure vampires can’t faint. Did he pretend to faint? Because, if so, that’s really funny.

Thy face is even more sacred and filled with shinning glory than before, I am amazed" but then he noticed I was crying tears of soft blood and he said "what is wrong with thee?" said Edward

“Im trunign into a My Immortal characted!11!11!!1” I yielded depressingly as blod streemed down my iviory fetnures. “Ewdard fangz 4 all da help but not even u can salve me now. I”m gong to go slit my rists with a steak so i can end my live of mizery!112!!!!11111”

“OMS no Tiaa dont go!” Edwerd shooted sadly but it waz 2 latte. I cut miself with da knife and da word went blak.

"I killed someone Ewadrd! I killed my uncle and drank his blood and I think I made lauren get stuck by lightning"

Okay, but like… Edward knows your “uncle” had been raping and beating you repeatedly. The Lauren thing might be considered bad, since her main crime was just being an asshole, but Tiaa didn’t mean to hurt her like that, so it’s not really her fault.

"its ok Tiaa he was evil and noone cares about lauren" Edward says to comfort me and he put his arms round me

Dude has a point.

"still watt i did was awfull and anyways GET OFF ME!" i stood up and shock him off me "dont come near me ever again! I havent forgiven you for whatt happened last night! We did sex and you left me there in the forest!"

"I'm sorry! I cannot stay away from thee and yet I cannot be with thee either" he cried and threw his hands up and weeped

Hey, wanna play a drinking game? Take a shot every time Edward starts crying. Finish your drink every time Edward goes immediately from putting the moves on Tiaa to saying he can’t be with her or vice versa. I guarantee you will get very, very drunk.

"make your mind up Ewdard! this is a serious thing! Ether stay here with me now and screw me and be with me forrever or leave and go be with Bella! Make youre choice right now!"

That’s a reasonable ultimatum except for the part where she propositioned him for sex while they’re in a public area of their high school.

"I choose thee Atlantnina! Bella is a big mean cow and I cant be with her anymore!

Get wrecked, Bella.

I will never leave thou side again my lovley damsell!"

See? Was that so hard?

He started to cry and I kissed him. He was so amazing. His yellow eyes and tussled aubon hair and pale skin made me want to screw him all the time, I'd never seen anybody look so perfect.

Get a grip, kids, you’re at school.

I took off my dress so I was only wearing my underwear and i sat on his knee and we kissed a lot.

What part of “get a grip” was so hard for you to understand?

He touched me all over and I felt dizzy and week.

This is shaping up to be a very vague sex scene, huh?

"Do you mean it edward? You'll be mine forrever?"

"I does, i shall be thy mate" he said beautifully in his smooth hot velvet voice

I didn’t get any girls in high school, but I guess it was probably because I didn’t speak in butchered old-timey English, huh? Nothing gets teenage girls going like a little bizarre grammar!

I found some handcuffs on a bench and I tied him to a hook.

I could get analytical about what it means for Tiaa, who was chained to a bed and nearly raped the day before, to develop an interest in restraining her sexual partners… but I’m far more confused by why the hell there are handcuffs laying around in a high school.

he was unable to move and i took his pants down and looked at his throbbing lavender man-fruit thing.

Why is it lavender? Is he okay?

It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen and I put it in my mouth and sucked it and he thrusted madly untill he had an orgasm in my mouth.

I’m far from being a seasoned erotica writer, but if you go from the beginning of the sex act to the climax in a single sentence it really makes it sound like your character came about 10 seconds in. Which, even for a 17-year-old boy, is pretty embarrassing.

The hot juice flowered in my mouth and it was magical.

I really don’t think it was, actually.

Sodenly a voice came from behind me

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING YOU EVIL RODENT PEOPLE?

It was……………………………. DUMBLEDORE!!11!!!

I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU BOTH AND NOW I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF!"

It was Bella Swan!

Okay, that had to have been a homage to “My Immortal.” And god bless!

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