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incorrect-losers · 1 month
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Stan: There’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot
Stan: Richie and Eddie use that line as a jump rope
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incorrect-itquotes · 9 months
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Eddie, walking in to a room: "Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things." *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Richie, out of breath: "HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS."
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iboredomi · 3 months
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Cassandra after a small inconvenience happens during rehearsals
Cassandra: smells like wrongdog in here
Mc: what's wrongdog?
Cassandra: *sobbing* everything
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"I think it was the first real pain I ever felt in my life, he would tell the others. It wasn't what I thought it would be at all. It didn't put an end to me as a person. I think...it gave me a basis for comparison, finding out you could still exist inside the pain, in spite of the pain."
- Eddie Kaspbrak, 'IT'
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richie: what is love?
eddie: an emotional minefield
stan: it's a neurochemical reaction
bev: baby don't hurt me
richie: THANK YOU BEV
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byler-is-endgame7 · 2 years
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stan DEFINITELY corrects everyone with “actually,” whenever they say something wrong 
and richie DEFINITELY mocks him all the time for it 
“this is gonna cost us $3.00 we won’t have enough guys” 
“actually, stan,” *pushing up glasses* “it’s $2.99 so-”
“richie sHUT UP”
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hopelessloser101 · 7 months
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Losers club incorrect quotes *Richie falls over onto Eddie on his skateboard while going 700000 mph* Eddie: Holy shit are you okay? Richie *eyes wide*: Richie Tozier, very single Eddie: ... Richie: Wait what was the question?
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bagerfluff · 7 months
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Eddie: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Richie: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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romanticstrawberii · 1 year
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Bill: You don’t need my blessing to kiss Richie. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Richie. Eddie: Nope. Bill: In that case, as the archbishop of Eddie Kaspbrak’s fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Richie right on the lips!
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incorrect-losers · 3 months
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Bill: Joking. Where's your sense of humor?
Stan: I lost it. In the sewers
Bill: I lost you ONE TIME
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incorrect-itquotes · 1 year
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Mike, going over Richie's resume: "Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative." Richie: "Yes" Mike: "Okay... may I know what you create?" Richie: "Problems."
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liv45no · 9 months
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Richie, fighting with Pennywise: RAHHAHAAHAAAA I HATE YOUUUU GET OUT OF MY HOOOUUUUSEEEE!!!!
Richie, later: I am not sure where that came from, I have no experience with home evasion.
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Stan: Did you know that atoms never touch each other and since we’re made of atoms, we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question, Bill, no I did not punch Richie.
Richie: *holding a bloody nose* Bitch, I-
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cosmicbrowniefan · 2 years
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richie: how’s the prettiest boy in the world doing today?
eddie, smiling and leaning closer: well, i’m not sure *turns away* ben how are you?
ben: ...
ben: i’m good?
bev: damn right
richie:
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sincerelysamw · 9 months
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interactions from the gc but it’s the losers club
richie: i’ve got a lighter!
bev: i have a lighter too
eddie: i have. vitamins.
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ben: i have a hammer😁
eddie: this toilet is disgusting
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stan, to richie: please let me finish this before you disturb the fabric of time
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bev: hey why did the US assimilate native americans
richie: is this a joke?
bev: what
richie: like, like a knock-knock joke.
bev: no, it’s my assignment
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richie: that sounds pretty gay
eddie: it’s about cancer.
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richie: …guys i don’t know what’s gonna happen when the clock hits twelve i might… turn into a werewolf.
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eddie: yeah, what else have you finished, huh?
richie: nothing— actually your mom
stan: *blinks* that was vile.
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bill, about mike: i want him to hug me with his strong, masculine— daddy—
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richie: *with a completely straight face* i don’t think that withdrawal is real.
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richie: and i kind of feel like my skins clinging to close to my bones, how’s your day going?
bill: i’m eating a donut!
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bill: ew they used the wrong ‘your’
eddie: ohhhhh ohhhh ohhh i will kill you in cold blood.
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richie: i hate gay people so much it’s unreal. feeling very homophobic.
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bill: well i was diagnosed with anxiety so you should feel pity for me.
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mike, to stan: where are you? are you committing suicide again?
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richie: why did i accidentally click taken on this poll that asked me if i was single or not?
eddie: you’re dating the bullet that i put in your head
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bill: can i SPEAK
stan: …no.
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the losers, about ben: i wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into bed
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stan: let me just. disassociate real quick. brb let me go disassociate
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mike: oh my god what are we doing? is this who we are? is this who we represent
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eddospaghetto · 1 year
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Richie: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Eddie: I would put you in my chest pocket and take you to the quarry…
Richie: aw-
Eddie: …and throw you off the cliff
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