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Let me introduce you all to “no, she can’t come into my room” AKA “fine, but she can’t get on the bed” AKA “fine, but she’s not sleeping with me”.

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Someone tell me where i can find guy like him please. I’m so much in love with his uwu-ness 😭😭

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Hahha.. I’m horny and cry a lot for baby ChuuChuu

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Love him!

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I have a corner apartment with a bunch of windows and it’s a beautiful sunny morning so I have the blinds open. A german shepherd bb walked by and I nearly tripped over myself trying to watch him and I made freaking eye contact with the owner.

I’m sure I looked insane, lmao. Awkward moments before 10 am? My life.

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 ☎ If you think Wrath would have her

Put ☎ in my ask for your muses info in my muses phone!

NAME: Lily
RINGTONE: Generic
PICTURE: Probably a picture of her dogs or a selfie he let her take on his phone just to have a picture there
LAST TEXT RECEIVED: “Jäger fell asleep on me”
LAST TEXT SENT: “I got all my pets in one picture look at them!!!”

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Dear Diary,

The Vet called, we set up a plan. And as soon as I told my dog the good news, he lifts his leg, looks right at me, and pisses all over the curtain. All I could say was “You’re a fucking dick.” I couldn’t even move I was so livid. So much cleaning to do and I stepped on tacks -_- Little things just throat chop me. One step forward, ten steps back. 

However, now that I said “No ice cubes.” He is attached to my hip, sucking up, putting his heart-shape nose on my lap looking up with big sad brown eyes. And I will give in because he knows he did wrong, dogs don’t know time, and I don’t want him thinking he is a delinquent forever.

I call this a prank because I thought he was fetching a ball he chased after. Cherish the moments because they don’t last forever. This good feeling will tip back to dark and I just want to absorb as much Good as I can. Prank war with my dog? The score is now 6-4. I am losing, I taught him well. But I need to get creative, he is learning my hiding spots. I am not ashamed to say my dog is my best friend. But he is also an asshole. 

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