10 year old me when i found out i can romantically pair up characters i like:
It's been chaos ever since...
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I've missed them // Someone here made an AU where Hastur has not fallen from Heavens and is serving as like. Heaven's weapon. I think about that AU a normal amount (<- lying)
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It is time! Mostly because I forgot to post it earlier.
Rare Omens Prompt List: February 2024
Rare Omens is a month of fan works starring less commonly seen or paired up characters. For Good Omens TV series fans, these are creations NOT centered on the angel Aziraphale with the demon Crowley. This is for all types of relations: friendship, coworkers, enemies, lovers, and more!
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AO3 Collection: Rare_Omens
Text list below cut.
1: Lucifer + Michael
2: Horsepersons of the Apocalypse
3: Muriel + Saraqael
4. Series 1 Human + Series 2 Human
5. Beelzebub + Shax
6. Aziraphale + Gabriel
7. Hastur + Ligur
8. Muriel + Eric
9. Crowley + Furfur
10. Beelzebub + Gabriel
11. Aziraphale + Muriel
12. Crowley + Lucifer
13. Shax + Furfur
14. Crowley + Shadwell
15. Aziraphale + Tracy
16. Anathema + Newt
17. Nina + Maggie
18. Crowley + Gabriel
19. Aziraphale + Beelzebub
20. Crowley + Muriel
21. Trio of Characters
22. Crowley + Shax
23. Michael + Uriel
24. Pairing Not Listed
25. Aziraphale + Historical Human
26. Crowley + Historical Human
27. Beelzebub + Dagon
28. Adam + Warlock
29. Reverse AU Pair
Thanks for joining YEAR 4! Our tags are: Rare Omens, Rare Omens 2024
I'll be reblogging here and Twitter, possibly bluesky if I can remember. You can fill a day's prompt WHEREVER YOU LIKE. Some folks don't finish their story until months later. So long as you TAG THIS ACCOUNT, I'll see if and share it along.
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Yes, good omens is my Roman Empire and all, ineffable husbands and everything, yes I think about them on a constant basis but for the very first time, I found myself thinking about Hastur and Ligur.
Why is it only occurring to me on a random Wednesday night that they aren’t together anymore, and it’s far worse than the ineffable divorce..
They were boyfriends!!
Rewatching good omens s1 won’t be the same when I hear Hastur scream at Ligur’s death.
Imagine Hastur having to live an eternity without Ligur…
Imagine if that happened to Aziraphale and Crowley!!
I would discorporate immediately!
*Sigh* I just love angst
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Hastur and the high heeled boots
Crowley: HASTUR WHERE ARE MY BOOTS
Hastur: ...nowhere... or up your angel's boyfriend's ass...
Crowley: I WISH I KILLED YOU INSTEAD OF LIGUR YOU JACKASS!!
Ligur's ghost: FUCK YOU CROWLEY
(god) Hastur stares down at his new boots and says to himself.
i feel tall in this... i wonder what Beelzebub will say I'm sure that they'll will like this on her silly archangel...
Crowley: haaaassssstuuurrrrr
Beelzebub: SHUT UP CROWLEY NO ONE CAREZZ IF HASTUR HAS YOUR BOOTZ!! HE LOOKZ GOOD IN THEM
Crowley: FUCK YOU TOO YOU FLY BITCH
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Here There Be Monsters
Welcome to the Ineffable Good Omens Kinktober! This list features one monster type and one monster trope for each day, pick one or the other or combine them for something truly monsterous 😏
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Proof that Maggot husbands is canon!
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Let's settle this once and for all.
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Good job hiding your ask button. You know that the wedding has a great security team, right?
Why would security keep us out? We're on the guest list. See?
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i just fucking hope that maggot husbands will be canon in season 3. please. i've cried my eyes out while watching ep 6. i just. i just need some peace and silly demonic shenanigans. something to heal my heart.
there's SO MUCH comedic potential tho. like. sub plot for Hastur coming back to Hell from a vacation, and he just has to deal with all this shit. that would be the funniest thing ever.
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Why is your boyfriend so eyes?
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Because he's beautiful. Ligur's eyes are the best colour (Crawley’s eyes can go suck a snake).
He named the colour 'orange', and made sure nothing would directly rhyme with it, to frustrate poets everywhere.
Sadly this means I haven't been able to finish my love poem about him.
Fire is red
Your eyes are orange
do you want to eat some porridge
I got my fingers caught in a door hinge
All American people are foreign
My favorite TV show is Fringe
Writing love poems is getting boring
Can anyone help me with the last line?
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