‘I can make him better!’
‘I can make him worse!’
‘I can do everything in my power to be the most irritating person at the table:’
And yes, yes there is infect/toxic also in this deck. I just forgot to take pics.
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I wish there was a CEDH filter on Moxfield because I like powerful commanders sometimes but I don’t want to see those over the top killing strategies, I just want to know what kind of good cards you put in them when you play them normally (like, sliver overlord or shorikai lately)
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a weird thing i do with MTG is whenever i find out about a combo while playing arena, although I know it's wildly known, i try to keep it a secret within my gaming circle as much as possible so i get to have these secret spells all for myself. it's silly but sometimes i do feel like a little wizard with their secret little spells ✨🧙🏽♂️🫥
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My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
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I’m the type of Magic player who is always happy when they meet someone with a commander deck ready to play, but I will also do what I can to convivence someone to NOT take up mtg as a hobby. It’s truly a contradiction.
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playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes
every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.
so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™
and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players
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I recently made a new MtG Commander deck, and it is absolutely brutally disgusting. I'm a monster. 😂😂😂 Feel free to ask about it if anyone's curious. 😆
Commander: Storvald, Frost Giant Jarl
Deck build: taxes, infect, unblockable.
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I have nothing to say. They are ponies now.
I'm tired but happy 💫
part 2 coming soon
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So, I've recently started playing Magic the Gathering
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Trading jedi-general shenanigans with the squad
Another what-if AU where order 66 gets outmaneuvered and they all get to wear cozy sweaters together
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God fucking damnit I misread sith Obi-wan as siren Obi-wan ONCE and now I have THOUGHTS about small town siren Obi-wan disguising himself as an eccentric music tutor/boardwalk busker to explore the ~human world~
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Oh yeah, should probably post my "biggest tweet of all time" right now too, huh?
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finally fucking finished the slimefoot deck I'll update later if it's any good bc I've built it when I was objectively worse at magic and i made it cheap so I'll need to play test
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Source: FlorkofCows
Totally normal Magic: the Gathering interaction
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Another night of Commander (formerly Elder Dragon Highlander) at the LGS (local game store)
Based on some mspaint comic I saw a while ago.
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