#make ugly shit

[sbeana]

the pool scene

#the locked tomb #tlt #griddlehark #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #tlt art #tlt fanart #comic #apologies for how wonky it looks in some parts #um i spent like five days working on this nonstop #well not nonstop i ate a shit ton of pomegranetes or however its spelled during it #but uhm yeah #im not good at drawing backgrounds or anatomy (YET) so hhuhshsu #anyways yah yeepers when will i get to have a homoerotic moment with my former rival/enemy where i get to show them forgiveness and care #gideon wants to kiss harrow on the lips so bad its so fucking funny #harrow is a whole pathetic looking sopping wet kitten and gideon is like ooh yah thats the stuff #anwyas yah #ill post the version without their skull makeup because i like that one more #the skull makeup looks ugly sometimes (BY MY OWN DESIGN!!!! HARROW QUEEN I WILL NEVER DISS YOUR FASHION <4) #ALSO SORRY ABOUT THE PACING BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT DRAWING TWELVE PAGES OF A COMIC CAN MAKE YOU REALLY MESSED UP IN THE HEAD #hatman is in the corner of ym room rn

[artbytesslyn]

Fuck consistency!! let your art be stupid and ugly!! Be unmarketable!! make them cringe!! don’t you want your art to feel alive?? don’t you want it blemished and dirty??? Real even???? Put moles and scars and splotches on skin draw scratches and dirt everywhere make everything old and worn out and your drawings will be lived in and your characters will be alive

#tess talks #is this philosophy?? #for me yes!! #as a comic artist that’s drawn the same 6 or so characters tens of thousands of times #make those bitches ugly sometimes #fuck an angle up #make the hair longer in that panel #who gives a shit #write them with love and passion #and it won’t fucking matter one bit

[kamwashere]

—wentworth's letter to anne, persuasion, jane austen

#decided to make the font bigger lol #if you see me post the old (ugly) one no u didnt <3 #WE AUSTEN-POSTING AND SHIT #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens #gomens #go #persuasion #jane austen #kamwashere

[dkettchen]

same energy

#one piece #live action one piece #zosan #sanji #zoro #meme #meme redraw #the minimal amount of changes I had to make to the original outfits from the still cause they're just straight up shit they'd wear #put stripes on anything and it's automatically one piece coded #I think the pattern mixing of oda's character designs is one of the reasons my brain loves them so much x'D #changed the colour of the tie tho cause unfortunately sanji canonically *has taste* and wouldn't wear ugly shit #*as in the tie and the shirt don't rly go together not as in the tie itself was all that ugly

[goodold-fashioned-killerqueen]

born to draw block people making out... force to draw houses....

#i am losing my mind #the teacher wasn't there when i have to sent my site analysis and sketch #that's like half of my grades #AND I AM SICK #PROBABLY COVID #I AM A DISEASE WILD ANIMAL #PLEASE PITY ME AND ACCEPT MY WORK #I HAVE TO MAKE MORDEN HOUSE WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE. MORDEN LOOK UGLY AS FUCK #joy and whimsy gone when they want boring ass contemporary house #shit was ass #to top it all off. i also have project that i have to design #i just copied my dad homework at this point since he love this design so bad and he offer it to me #but like WHY STAIRS #WHY DOOR WINDOWS #I HAVE TO DRAW THEM LIKE DOOR BUT SMALL #WHAT THE FUCK #WHO THE FUCK NEED CHANDELIER. THIS IS A POOR PERSON HOUSE #come to think of it.. no nvm chandelier is cool #but i still hate to draw walls. and window #and doors .. and stairs... you have to remember the size of the room for law and how wide and steep stairs has to be #and how roof can be only 32-35 degrees or they will look goofy.. #and definitely fall of due to gravity #at first i want to add elevator in this house but came to think of it.. nvm fuck elevator #i lost it #my mind #cool #rumbles #if i have rabies i will definitely going nuts and bite everyone in my college rn.. #that is how much i has lost it at thie point

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Nimona headcanons that I wrote in like 15 minutes don’t judge me

I feel like both Bal and Ambrosius are the kinds of people who try and act like they’re not sick 

Bal has an amazing immune system he rarely if ever gets sick 

But when he does get sick he’ll be in absolute denial about it 

If someone confronts him all he’ll say is “No I’m fine I don't get sick” and then he’ll push himself until he’s literally sitting in a hospital still acting like he’s not sick 

Ambrosius has the worst immune system you can possibly imagine 

Someone sneezes on this boy and he’s sick for the next two weeks 

But he’s also sick enough times that he’s convinced himself that he can work through anything 

After a while he’s literally forced to relax and be taken care of and he complains the entire time that he should be working 

I’ve kind of alluded to this headcanon but I don’t think Nimona can get sick

But if she could get sick she would be the most annoying person known to mankind 

She would have a sore throat and make the biggest deal about it and force the boys to take care of her

And the boys will comply because this is one of the few times that Nimona lets them take care of her 

I mentioned in this post tags that they all hand make every single present 

The first thing that Bal ever made/gave Ambrosius was welded rose that he made out of scrap metal 

He thought it was a stupid present but Ambrosius got super emotional and said it was the best present he had ever received 

Bal highly doubted that cause Ambrosius literally got a car as a birthday present once 

But then he saw it in a little vase that Ambrosius made and it became kind of a tradition after that

During every big event in their lives Bal welded Ambrosius a rose and he kept every single one 

By the time the knighting ceremony rolled around he had close to 80

Ambrosius made more heavy-duty vases just to hold all of the flowers 

It’s kind of sweet because you can see both of their hobbies improving as the years go on 

The first gift Bal ever got from Ambrosius was a sweater he crochet himself 

He made it cause he knows that Bal runs cold and he would make off-handed comments about it every once and a while

He was kind of nervous cause he never took on a project that big before 

Bal wore it all the damn time 

He treated that sweater like it was gold which is why he was crushed when it started unraveling 

He went to Ambrosius sobbing with an arm full of yarn apologizing and saying he ruined it

Mind you he gave him that sweater like 5 years prior and had knitted and crocheted him a million things afterwards 

It was a miracle that the sweater lasted as long as it did 

He spent the entire night consoling him while asking for his input on the new one he was currently working on 

The first gift Bal and Ambrosius gave Nimona made him tear up and cling to them as an actual koala for the rest of the night 

Bal welded him a little dragon and Ambrosius crocheted him a little rhino

The first gift Nimona gave the boys was for both of them

It was a painting of the three of them the boys thought it was beautiful but also incredibly out of character 

Until they gave them the second painting of the three of them fighting guards as the institute burned down behind them

The boys framed both and hung them in the living room

Whenever Ambrosius goes anywhere he’s swarmed by groups of people and sometimes those people will ask questions about his clothes and jewelry 

And he gets this proud look in his eyes while he says “Oh my kid made this in the living room 15 minutes before I left the house” 

When Bal proposed he actually made both the engagement and their wedding rings 

He always got compliments on both rings and Ambrosius would let them get a better look while gushing about all the little details that were put into it

And this doesn’t stop when Bal and Nimona are around either 

In fact he’ll drag them over and gush about them while they get progressively more embarrassed

#nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #they get back at him tho #they'll wear the shit he makes just to make him emotional #Bal will wear the old sweaters and Ambrosius will get all nostalgic on him #because he remembers literally everything he's made for them #but he's not used to his hobbies being taken seriously #they also use plates and mugs he made #no matter how old and ugly they are

[guest-1-2-3]

Yk what blows my mind is when i’m reading something amazing right, i am so immersed in the story the writing is beautiful it’s making me feel more emotions than i’ve ever felt in all my years of living and then the end notes are just like. “uhhh hope u enjoyed ig? haha” or “idek what this is lol” like sir ma’am my guy your writing is the most gorgeous thing i have ever read. i cried and i laughed and i screamed and i did that thing where you roll around in bed and giggle like a child at 3am. if it was the zombie apocalypse and i could only take one story with me as i fought to survive it would be yours. “what even is this lmao” a masterpiece. a fucking masterpiece is what it is

#kissing writers on the mouth mwah mwah #i guarantee you the things you write will make at least one person so genuinely happy #u don’t understand that 20k friends to lovers fic u wrote filmed me with JOY with HAPPINESS i felt free #the angst fic made me ugly cry and it was the most beautiful kind of pain because your writing was so powerful that for a moment it was rea #i had a shit day and your self indulgent little throwaway fluffy oneshot made me smile and i felt a little better about the world #writers i FUCKING LOVE YOU #i LOVE YOU and i LOVE WHAT YOU CREATE #ao3 #fanfic #fanfic things #fandom things #fanfic writer appreciation #writeblr #writers #writing #fanfiction #writers on tumblr

[jouyato]

ganbare nakamura-kun parody 👍

#fear and hunger #enki ankarian #nosramus #enkiramus #my art #u know the more i draw enki the less ugly he looks to me it's like im being brainwashed (more likely just desensitized) #part of why i like this ship (other than the t4t mlm immortal old hag yuri) is bc nosramus looks like a goddess next to the breathing corps #that is enki #anyways look at her being all smiley and shit i love my wife and his girlfailure husband :) #drawing happy nosramus makes my day :)

[chalkscrub]

babygirl doodles from a little while ago

#my art #oc #mockley #anthro #my favourite of the bunch is the top right #just kidding it's the one directly in the middle. the one that looks dumb #everyone will be glad to know that there are two wood pigeons nesting in our garden at the moment #making for a total of 3 ugly as hell muppet babies that i get to look at. they always pretend not to see me as if that makes them invisible #you're fresh out of luck baby pigeons. i will be gazing upon you lovingly until you move out #one pigeon is nesting in the grapevine and scared the absolute shit out of me by bursting out when i tried to harvest my beautiful grapes #i looooove late summer/early autumn. fruit season baybeeee. freakin apples and plums and damsons and pears and grapes and greengages baybee #anyone here ever tried a greengage???? probably the best fruit in the world and no one cares about it. SICKENING. #i assume most of my followers r from america and maybe don't have greengages but you should aim to try one at least once in your life #preferably after plucking it from the tree with your own hand. and also stealing it from someone else's tree #just kidding i would never advocate scrumping haha....unless....?

[sincerlycas]

tell me why this nigga ( my man ) went behind my back and got a whole big ass back tattoo?! who you tryna show it too?.. is this why you asked to go to the beach with me?.. you think I won’t beat your ass too the netherworld for thinking you grown? Yeah nigga I know you be reading my blog fuck you nigga and yo hoe ass self the tattoo look ass anyway🫸🏿😒🫷🏿so aggravating.

#black writers #black reader #black tumblr #sincerlycasinbox #my man ugly fr #can I sell him #he ain’t shit #YOU MAKE ME SICK NIGGA I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS #lemme find out you giving my dick away😚🔫

[hella1975]

it's been pointed out on here before that a lot of terf arguments are actually rooted in sexist idealology that feminists fought and died to unnormalise decades ago and that's its own kettle of fish but one thing i also find very frustrating about this so called 'radical' feminism is that it's so... defeatist? like the moment you categorically label an entire section of society as Bad and Inherently Evil then there's also the implication that nothing can be done about it, and it completely takes all accountability away. saying all men are evil is just another way of saying boys will be boys. he raped her because he's a man. he hit her because he's a man. he didn't listen because he's a man - it's almost offensively oversimplified. there's no point trying to fix this issue in society because men are just Like That, okay! so now what? it's not like they're going anywhere, so you just accept that 50% of the population are evil and will forever treat you terribly and there's nothing to be done about it bc they're biologically predisposed to it? like is that fr the argument here? you're soooo radical for that

#this is coming from someone who used to very genuinely be a misandrist #ironically it was only when i started actually analysing my own feminism that i got MORE confrontational with men #and started respecting my boundaries a lot better BECAUSE i started holding them accountable again #like when men treat me like shit nowadays i dont just write it off as 'what did you expect? he's a man' i get MAD about it #because i EXPECT BETTER FROM THEM even if it's just tiny shit women have to deal with daily #i hold them to just as high a standard as im held to and i make them take accountability when they dont meet that #and whether you realise it or not even on a subconscious level the MOMENT you black-and-white blanket statement all men as bad #you stop holding them accountable. #like it is literally just boys will be boys. do terfs seriously not realise they're sending feminism BACKWARDS #like if a girl came to me with her trauma and people - other girls no less - tried to comfort her with 'yeah all men are evil' #id be fucking furious. like no he did that because he was a piece of shit that had it normalised to him that women arent to be respected #dont you dare let him off the hook with something as simple and uncritical as 'he's a man' #i promise you men like that will MUCH prefer a blanket statement such as 'all men are as bad as each other' #than actually being point blank told they're an abuser or a rapist. because being lumped together is comfortable and even empowering #wheras isolating their behaviour with words that are Bad and Ugly (LIKE 'rapist') is not comfortable at all and has heavy connotations #idk i dont think radical feminism is always bad on its own it can be v liberating. just terfs and misandrists that i have a problem with #dropping this post in a piranha tank and closing tumblr knowing im gonna have some thirty year old karen yelling at me within 5 mins #i probably wont respond to any terf comments bc they literally mentally exhaust me with their stupidity #but that also depends on my mood and ability to keep my mouth shut LMFAO we shall see

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Red flags 🚩 to recognize when dealing with the self-called "lore masters".

When they say "I know the lore more than everyone else ever": 🚩🚩🚩

When the only time they actually explain some lore is after a funny meme about it has gone viral: 🚩🚩

When they only quote basic/surface level/ Wikipedia knowledge (especially if this happens at the same time as the previous point): 🚩🚩🚩

When they consider themselves "content creators" but literally give people no content except for basic wiki knowledge to random people: 🚩🚩🚩

I'll be adding more later, but if you got any suggestions feel free to add them.

#declaring war to these ego boosted insecure shits #its ok to say you don't know everything dear dont worry #there are too many of them and im tired #“gw is ugly and cruel they are making fun of us - not like *bro* he knows what hes saying” #yeah bruh sure #after my 200+ books read i can clearly see the bullshit #warhammer #warhammer 40k

[i-hear-a-sound]

leftism leaving peoples bodies the moment people with facial/bodily deformities exist

#social justice #deformity #disability #ableism #leftism #leftist #sorry for posting this randomlt but I really don’t care this shit makes me unbelievably mad. #y’all will go “i love fat ppl i love neurodivergent ppl i love (the widely portrayed positively in media) disabled ppl” #and the moment you see someone your mind already has deemed “ugly” in any way you act up. fuck off you ableist cunt. #i can maybe count with 2 fingers the amount of times people with facial or bodily differences have been portrayed #positively in any media. one was in a kids book that got a movie a few years ago. #and the other was that one pretty poignant David lynch film I THINK. #anything else. it’s fucking garbage and it shows on so many fuckers on this website

[compacflt]

in regard to the icemav convo about american made cars: I think it would be funny if after mav gets his regular license, ice buys him a truck that they can use for transporting stuff to the hangar and when he gifts it to mav all the man can do is laugh bc stamped across the ass is MAVERICK. It’s a 2023 ford maverick (in area 51 bc I’m partial to that color)

and mav likes it, but he doesn’t love driving it bc it’s so big (and he just likes being a passenger princess too much), so ice drives it mostly which inspires a whole lot of jokes about ice liking having maverick’s name stamped on his ass. bradley gags from the other room every time.

if it matters to u, i agree with this hc 150% on rhetoric grounds. thank god for your mind.

however i would like to raise the issue that recent american pickup trucks have become non-useful, overexpensive, and suburban-coded in a way i think ice and mav would reject. the ford maverick was built with the intention of dropping kindergarteners off at school, not of actually doing hard labor. see below infographic for what I mean.

It’s a fucking travesty. Trucks are so ugly and useless now. the maverick is not immune to this. (maverick below)

what good is having a fucking truck if it can’t even hold two REGULAR ASS BIKES in the bed. & when the bed is empty the chassis is unbalanced in a way that leads to more accidents etc. (tbf that was true in the 70s/80s too but im feeling more hateful towards modern trucks rn). In short—the modern American pickup truck is no longer useful, it’s a way to virtue signal to other Americans that you *think * you know what hard labor is, even when you’re driving around in a glorified odyssey with a teeny tiny bed that can barely hold a couple bags of mulch for the back garden

ice & mav don’t even have any little kids anymore, i think they’d consider a backseat useless & a waste of space

SO i would like to offer you a Compromise, which is that ice & mav buy either (or both) a 1974 ford maverick AND/OR a 1990 ford maverick

for the Funny Name & coolness factor (& the “making Bradley vom cause of how cute his parents are” factor), and then soup up, like, a 1984 Chevy C10 for actual towing/hauling purposes.

#*slaps roof of 2022 ford maverick* you could hit so many grade schoolers with this bad boy #the 1974 ford maverick is. admittedly extremely sexy and i am only kind of a ford guy #god the 1990 maverick too. just kind of beast mode. i can see that. #love the ask though. i hope you don’t mind my tweaks. we’re on the same wavelength #my vitriol for the modern american truck stems from my hatred of my grandfather’s 2020 f250 #which he has never used to tow anything once and constantly complains about how hard it is to find parking in suburban california 😀 #yeah brother no shit! #the one cool thing about new trucks is you can use them as a generator for a few days though #we lose power for days on end where i live during fire season and that truck has been really helpful #but it’s ass ugly and not otherwise useful. #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #bradley rooster bradshaw #asks #mav being a passenger princess has to be canon #a man physiologically built to sit shotgun ❤️ #if u get a truck with an actual bed u can drive ur war hero husband out into the desert #& lay out a blanket in the back & make out with him under the stars #can’t do that in a 2023 maverick

[mokeonn]

Hey quick question, why the fuck was everyone angry at sword and shield for being ugly, rushed pokemon games but was pretty much completely fine with Scarlett and Violet being worse?

#simon says #I'm absolutely ranting right now #I'm trying out pokemon violet (using a friend's copy) and I am still so iffy on it #because this game is... so fucking ugly and poorly optimized #and I still remember the backlack sword and shield got for the fucking trees #this game... is worse #it's worse! #and it didn't get nearly as much backlash #sword and shield still get shit to this day but scarlet and violet get to just... move on?? #I'm honestly so upset #Galar looks so much better compared to sword and shield #people are saying the gameplay is what makes Scarlett and Violet worth it but I'm just... not seeing it so far??? #just #OUGH #sword and shield I just sorta forget about #like they're not awful it's just easy to kinda forget about them and not play them #but Scarlet and Violet so far make me want to just turn off the game and play a 2D pokemon game instead #sword and shield's biggest crime is being forgettable #scarlet and violet are actively infuriating #they can't keep doing this

[druidshollow]

showing moon my many babies

#druid games #rain world #my lovely kids..... my ugly kids #having two saintpups makes the grappling tongue work like shit but thats okay lol