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nhliftweight80 · 2 years
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Pure....
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juicemaster5000 · 9 months
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Summoning the T gods be like
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blurpbees · 11 months
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I get high on my own supply of testosterone
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kimabutch · 1 year
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Oh my god, with the polls feature I can finally put my Testosterone Tuesday Theory to the test.
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thebibliosphere · 1 year
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"Your post was too epic and crashed the editor."
It was apparently so epic it didn't save it into drafts either.
Fucker.
This is what I get for writing "manjuice" in reply to an ask.
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guzhufuren · 9 months
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babes and sluts I GOT MY BRAIN MEDS PRESCRIPTION FINALLY i missed them so much those last two weeks. no more depression. bless. im gonna swallow a handful of antidepressants like they are the Vegas manjuice i think
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cryptidshadows · 1 year
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Local trans guy abt to go on T. I’m worried that I’ll get “ugly” on T and that my wonderful fiancé of a couple of years will leave me. I know it’s irrational and that she (also trans) will continue to love me and I’ll just look more masculine, but I’m still scared that it will turn me into a gargoyle
Oooughhhhh
HRT that turns you into a gargoyle
WHERE DO I GET SOME
Seriously though anon, I assure you, you'll just be you but more you than before. And I'm confident that if your fiancee loves you for you, it'll likely make you even more attractive to her, seeing you becoming more of your true self.
But. Where do I get sexy gargoyle manjuice 👀 sign me UP
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diddleslies · 1 year
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HAPPY NEW YEARS MY DIDDLEFACTS FOLLOWERS!
today I have an important announcement!
I diddleslies have been sponsored by THE SLUDGE ™
I am sure our dearest DiddlesFacts would have wanted this!
remember to get your MAN SLUDGE with the discount code!!
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goddamnwebcomics · 2 years
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I was expecting something related to the plot, but fuck me I guess. Emulie fears water, yet Kevin’s manjuice is okay. Come on you know that rat has cummed on Emulie several times, and that was before she was even a girl.
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mccannsirishbar · 1 year
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皆様いつもお世話になっております! 3月のお休みは3/5、3/12、3/19、3/26となります。 3/11は毎年恒例の横浜元町セントパトリックパレ-ドに弊パブも参加致します!これに併せて3/11、3/17はギネス終日ハッピ-アワ-価格にてご提供させて頂きますので是非お楽しみに! 3月8日!本日のゲストビール (1)川崎クラフトTKBrewing #259 amber duck (2)川崎クラフト TKBrewing #260 Behind The Cloud trihops (3) イングランドのburntmillのdual hops I.P.A (4) カリフォルニアのkneedeepのmanjuice I.P.A (5)ベルギ-のDe-liteのボノ-ム (6)カリフォルニアのhereticのEVILtwin RED ALE 本日のゲスト料理 (1)オイスター&チップス (2)マッシュルームのフリット (3)菜花と海老のアヒージョ (4)季節の野菜のフリット (5)自家製タルト・タタン #mccannsirishbar #tkbrewing #guiness #クラフトビール好き #ベルギービール #ランビック #islaywhisky #オープンマイク #イチローズモルト505 #FRUITS&FIRE #エーデルピルス #ACORN'S #マルスウイスキー#stereo8 #シードル #マッキャンズ #厚岸蒸留所 #ガイアフロー静岡蒸留所 #桜尾蒸留所 #東亜酒造羽生蒸留所 #gooblog #タルト・タタン (マッキャンズ アイリッシュバ-) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpfwRyayM8A/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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roadkill-poetry · 2 years
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Vasectomy
You are always the highlight of my every day; You are like a midnight bed with a freshly washed sheet. For just your bright smile is enough to make me sway, You are the quiet "fucking" to my booming "yeet." Your smooth and spotless skin feels like stainless silk; And If I am a crackhead, then you are my crack. I would bag your manjuice like Canadian milk; I miss the feeling of your warm cum on my back. I have no more dip for my dino nuggies, And I miss the raw, lingering musk of chlorine. I miss the wet and sweaty after-huggies, And how you'd always tell me it's filled with protein. I remember the sex we had in my office cubicle - Now, you've had a vasectomy and I'll never recover I'm a roof in early spring and you're a melting icicle; Seems like the time is nigh to find another cum-filled lover. Fresh and warm semen is my god-given right - You just cannot deny me any longer. But as I reminisce in my bed at night, I will miss both you and your crusty schlonger.
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officergrady · 2 years
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Spotting the red hanky in his right back pocket, I would gladly give this man a lift back to my place and then an hour or so of what he’s looking for. Afterwards though, he would be hooded and blindfolded on my bed with his hands and boots tied for an hour or so of skullf*cking and all that cums with that.
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