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Rome
He did it, Romulus killed Remus, the city would now he named Rome. The people cheered. One exclaimed, “Let’s celebrate!”
“You’re right!” Agreed Romulus. He then started to have sex with a dog.
The people watched horrified. They had forgotten who raised him
#martin's mind#romulus#remus#romulus and remus#wolf#raised by wolves#ancient rome#funny#humor#dogs#murder#dog#latin#story#real#okay
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Make a confession, face your crush-
Love Archives the new visual novel going to Steam- well, never,
but I thought it would be funny.
#occudo's art#tma fanart#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#tim stoker#sasha james#elias bouchard#I wanted to make card designs#but can't find it in me at the moment#so consider this my early valentine's day post#but had this idea in my mind since christmas#maybe it's already been done#but anyway#dating sim(s)
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After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!
#the magnus archives#tma fanart#tma#the magnus archives fanart#this was a great art exercise for improvement. i learnt a lot#will eventually do protocol since i already have a few ideas in mind#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#peter lukas#elias bouchard#melanie king#georgie barker#basira hussain#daisy tonner#tim stoker#sasha james#jane prentiss#gerard keay#gerry keay#gertrude robinson#agnes montague#annabelle cane#michael distortion#helen distortion#nikola orsinov#oliver banks#simon fairchild#jude perry#mike crew#please keep in mind these are only my headcanons and while they may not align with your own that does not warrant any hate
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#Tim I was about to start a statement what is it#*puts glasses on*#…#also don’t mind Martin in the background#it actually happened I was the tape recorder#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus institute#tma shitpost#tma jon#the magnus archive fanart#tma martin#the magnus archive#tma jonathan sims#tma jonmartin#tma headcanons#tma john#tma tim#tma tim stoker
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the speed that you moved, the screech of the car, the creature still moving, that slowed in your arms // the fear in its eyes, gone out in an instant, your tear caught the light, the earth from a distance
alt coloring and original sketch below!
#hozier just beamed this straight into my brain and i had to draw it#wrestled with the lighting for a few days but im proud of it#back to suffering on my midtwrms now#dont mind that i forgot his glasses lmao i am tired#the magnus archives#the magnus archives fanart#also no i havent listened to tmagp so no spoilers pls#tma#tma spoilers#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#fanart#*boop* art#jmart#mag 200#jonmartin
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Daniel Martin Diaz. "Abyss Of The Mind."
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i swear sometimes i think people forget that Jon's s1 skeptic act was just that—an act. it was an act!!! he believes the statements!! he's believed them since episode one! do we so soon forget that he denied the statements were real because he knew the Eye something wanted him to be scared, and he knew that was bad, so he decided to act like the statements just didn't scare him? remember, he was working with extremely limited information ("when i record the tape statements, i feel watched, like something knows i'm afraid, and i don't want it to know that"), and came up with a genuinely solid solution with what he had! not his fault that the thing watching him was a literal unknowable eldritch entity that feeds on fear, and he was just some underqualified archivist.
#sorry. saw a post and got a little angry about it#like bro! he literally tells martin in a fan-favorite conversation that it! was! an! act!#we KNOW he's believed in the supernatural since age eight!#i'm so tired of the ''lol haha jon didn't believe the OBVIOUSLY real statements but they still spooked him'' posts#i will not take this blorbo slander#leave my guy alone he tried his best. and was scared out of his mind while doing it#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#friday chats#it's like 1:30 am if this is moderately incoherent don't come at me
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headcanon (circa Scottish safe house) that whenever the archivist complained about being hungry, either for statements or just general Human Hunger, Martin gives him a little tidbit of his trauma like "does this help? am I helping??" and the answer is always no.
"Martin, that time you got locked in a closet for like an hour because the handle broke isn't connected to any of the fears"
"You weren't there"
#“I can see it exactly in my mind from an omniscient perspective. you were fine”#“BUT I WAS SCARED”#“YOU'RE ALWAYS SCARED. YOU CAN'T JUST TELL ME ABOUT A TIME WHEN YOU WERE SCARED THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS”#“UNGREATFUL ASS. IM SLEEPING ON THE COUCH”#also can't stop drawing jon in big flowy shirts. pirate man#the magnus archives#jonmartin#jmart#jarchivist#martin blackwood#doodle
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long time no see.. season 1 jartins...
#tma#art#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#been relistening the past few days so theyre on my mind. on mag25 rn#the first image was done second so martin's closer to what i want. was developing the design in the second image
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he would not say that, podcast/book edition:
#thin martins....#joos yaps#now that this post has a few reblogs: its fun to read the tags#most fun ones are where its clearly personal taste#ill add a few more petty ones of my own;#elias does not have eye earrings. he has eye cufflinks at best otherwise he dresses like the boring bureaucrat he is#used to be for emo/grungy jon but i was worn down and will now begrudgingly accept it as a phase in uni#(though he was Not In A Band. i stand by that)#for all of the latter ones i hope its clear i dont personally mind if people make fanworks which disagree. but they're wrong/j#thin martins are annoying on another level which ive gone into before and wont do now#oh right blond hair/blue eyed martin. no.#and any jon with a small anime nose isnt jon#again want to be clear: apart from thin martin this is all a matter of taste and in good fun plz keep drawing ostentatious eliasses
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Midnights
Julie walked out of her apartment mid-morning on a weekday. Her neigherbor, who work at home, was taking out the garbage and saw her.
“You work from home too?” They asked.
“No, I took the day off. I observe this holiday” Julie replied.
“Oh, what holiday is it?”
“Taylor Swift released her new album.”
It was a holiday to some people.
#martin's mind#funny#humor#taylor#taylor swift#swift#holiday#off of work#call out#work#taylor swifr midnights#midnights#music#pop#okay
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My mum & I have been debriefing abt the new protocol episodes and decided to look up the meanings of the names Chester, Norris and Augustus...
Together they quite literally mean 'Great Northern Fortress'. The main definition of Chester also states that it 'can be spotted as a placename element in cities like Manchester', where the institute WAS in this universe.
Their names literally mean the Magnus Institute. A Great Northern Fortress.
#Loosing my mind abt it actually#The names have no obvious links to Jonah Jon or Martin#but i still think that the direct meaning of their names being GREAT NORTHERN FORTRESS means. a fucking lot.#anyway. im gonna look up what the staff members names mean now#tmagp#the magnus protocol#the magnus archives#tmagp spoilers#<- not really but im tagging it just to be safe <3
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local spider receives funniest opportunity
#art zone#fanart#tma#comics#annabelle cane#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#FINALLY DREW THIS FUCKING JOKE#I AM NOT LYING WHEN I SAY I HAVE HAD THIS JOKE IN MIND FOR A YEAR#AND ITS AS FUNNY AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
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oh dose vast!jon thinks simon hates him cuz he messes with him all the time while simon is like ☺️✨🌸 my favorite grandson
First off so sorry for replying so late, I’ll answer all my asks with new Vast!Jon
Secondly, I’m convinced that Jon (for at least season 1) would genuinely have no clue that Simon has anything to do with it lol
Vast!Jon AU _ 1-2-3-X-5-6-7
#he’s so clueless#keep in mind this man was convinced Martin was up to something because he was nice to him#what a mess of a man#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus institute#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus archive#tma shitpost#tma jon#tma headcanons#tma vast!jon#tma vast#tma jonathan sims#vast!jon
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local archivist slowly goes insane
#the magnus archives#tma podcast#tma#jonathan sims#sasha james#martin blackwood#timothy stoker#the archivist is going crazy#silly little man#hes loosing his mind#but hell deny it if you ask
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“i don't know what to say after australia they might disqualify me for the rest of the championship” – fernando after they asked him if he was giving oscar drs on purpose at the end of the race
#don't let them silence you king#fuck the fia!!#speak your mind!!#he's so funny when he's in full war criminal mode#fernando alonso#f1#aston martin#japanese gp 2024
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