#marvel jokes

[dorotheataylor]

Highlighters

(Y/N and Peter studying together)

Peter- Y/N, don’t highlight the whole book. Just highlight what you think is important.

Y/N- Okay *Uses highlighter on Peter*

Peter-

Y/N-

Peter- *realises and blushes madly*

#marvel #love #peter parker x y/n #peter parker #peter parker x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel jokes #marvel funny

[meet-me-behindthemall12]

guys i was driving a genuinely saw someone with a huge ass hydra sticker on their car

#marvel #marvel jokes #help me i’m scared #mom come pick me up i'm scared

[spookymulderjr]

Good thing Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider and became a human spider, imagine if he was bitten by a radioactive centipede, he'd become a .......

#queen angel signing off #peter parker #spiderman #peter parker spiderman #tobey maguire #tobey spiderman #spider-man #spider man #andrew garfield #tom holland #the amazing spiderman #marvel #marvel jokes #spiderman marvel #marvel spiderman #mcu spiderman #spiderman mcu #spiderbro

[multi-media-marvel]

Doctor Strange MOM Spoilers Out Of Context:

#supreme doctor strange #doctor strange multiverse of madness #doctor strange #doctor strange mom #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #spoilers #spoilers no context #out of context #funny #meme #marvel #mcu #phase 4 #disney+ #marvel memes #marvel jokes #jokes #comedy #lesbian

[ironman-stan]

pepper potts when pepper pans walks in

#pepper potts #iron man #tony stark #marvel #mcu #marvel comics #marvel jokes #pepper iron man #pepperony

[topsyturvy-turtely]

lmao imagine they would have called the movie multiverse of sanity - best joke ever xD

#i'm not funny #i know #but like lol #mcu #mcu thoughts #MoM #multiverse of madness #marvel universe #marvel #dsmom #doctor strange in the multiverse of madness #marvel jokes

[annabelle--cane]

her pronouns are HE/HIM

#I do actually think it's neat on both a character and representation level #that steven only ever objects to being called rose/pink and never says anything about pronouns. however I think this is a funny joke. #steven universe #id in alt text #marina marvels at life

[laurajameskinney]

too many of you are treating this + the various discussions of real sexual assault/abuse in the notes as fun drama or using this post as a vehicle to spread misinformation so im turning reblogs off until you can behave

#gg og #comics #marvel comics #undescribed #tom king #greg land #cb cebulski #realized the joke of the original post wasnt clear enough so i made this #thank you for izzy sharkjumpers for suggesting tom king cia #1k

[cubedmango]

miles + comic-con

#miles morales #peter parker #peter b parker #rio morales #spiderverse #into the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #marvel #atsv spoilers #spidermanedit #itsvedit #atsvedit #my gifs #an excellent joke to bring back thank u atsv writers #man these gifs are crunchy... sorry im making them Very lazily

[the-songs-we-knew]

So it’s gonna play out like this, right?

#x men #x men 97 #professor charles xavier #professor x #remy lebeau #gambit #anna marie lebeau #rogue #magneto #erik lehnsherr #wolverine #cyclops #scott summers #jean grey #madelyne pryor #ororo munroe #ororo of the storm #jubilation lee #x men morph #x men beast #x men spoilers #spoilers #marvel #nightcrawler #kurt wagner #this is a joke #for legal purposes #cable xmen

[acnologias-ass]

I don't know what he expected 🤷

#i made this joke at least 10 times already #im sorry #papalogia au #natsu dragneel #gajeel redfox #wendy marvell #sting eucliffe #rogue cheney #fairy tail #doodles noodles #acnologia

[dorotheataylor]

When Y/N's high

Repost coz why not

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Y/N: Hey MJ, why is Peter ignoring me?

MJ: Well you got high last night and put his iPad into the blender.

Ned: And said you were making apple juice.

Y/N: Oh...

#marvel #into the spiderverse #marvel memes #marvel cinematic universe #marvel funny #marvel jokes #mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #y/n is stupid #Peter is moody #mj is mj #ned and y/n #mj and y/n #when y/n is high #marvel mcu #avengers

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

'Normalize morally grey and questionable woman characters!'

Please, you people couldn't handle Gwen Stacy making questionable life choices after being disowned in the most difficult stage of her life.

Let's normalize teenage girls making mistakes hows about that huh???

#I hope you read this is Miles' voice #this is a joke but also like *cough* #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #gwen stacy #ghost spider #ghostspider #gwiles #gwen x miles #miles x gwen

[rowenas-megacoven]

Owen Wilson will never know just how much I love his little ordinary time-man character. In a cinematic universe of super geniuses and sorcerers and aliens and enhanced soldiers and thunder gods, all with crazy abilities, I love his littlest normal human analyst who started out solving time mysteries so, SO much, in my very heart, soul, bones. He’s just some guy but like… he’s NOT just some guy at the same time. Some of my MCU favourites I’ve had over a decade of getting to know them, yet here Mobius is, sitting comfy in one of my atriums like he’s always been there. He’s so soft and soothing and reasonable and safe. If I had to choose between travelling to all sorts of weird and wacky and wonderful places with the Gaurdians, maybe Thor, or sitting in a Burger King gossiping over a Whopper and a Slushie with Mobius, I’d absolutely choose Mobius. He just has this vibe. I totally get why Loki would sit eternally alone to let Mobius live freely. Just a lovely, stand-up lil fella. He is coded like a well-needed hug. Thinking of him right now.

#mobius is like ‘I can fix him’ but actually follows through #I saw a vid of him cracking the ‘That’s showbiz’ joke to Brad and it brought me to tears #then this #what if we never see him again #WHAT IF 😭 #I want more Möbius content #mobius mobius mobius #Möbius #owen wilson #Loki #loki series #Lokius #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #marvel #mwah.txt

[ir0npvrker]

morgan: *finds a stray cat*

morgan: can we keep it?

pepper: your dad is allergic

morgan:

morgan: dad can stay outside

#source: tumblr #imagine for the sake of the joke that tony is allergic to cats #morgan stark #pepper potts #tony stark #irondad #iron man #marvel #mcu #avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

[ardustein]

Flash, laughing at a joke Captain Marvel made: Y'know Cap, sometimes you really act like a child haha

CM, smiling strangely: haha oh for sure

Solomon: You have to kill him.

CM, in his mind: No!

Hercules: If you break a hole through the glass of the Watchtower he'll be sucked out and suffocate.

Solomon, projecting the image of nodding inside CM's mind: No witnesses.

J'onn, sitting next to them, no longer feeling very safe in his workplace: Pardon me as I go have an unimportant conversation with Batman.

#someone has GOT to have made this joke before #the real reason billy has to be pure of heart is to stop the gods from cursing and killing people #billys holding back millenias worth of built up paranoia and rage #why do you think he can stand to have BATMAN as a boss #billy batson #shazam #captain marvel #flash #barry allen #j'onn j'onzz #martian manhunter #batman #justice league #dc #dc comics