i know it’s been like a whole year but mans needs a break 😂😭
I have a tiny pee-pee;
Thor’s is like a fiddle.
Hela’s pee-pee is quite flat-ish,
With a crack in the middle.
- A poem by a wee child Loki (AU where those three are toddlers)
tony: so i hope you are happy now
peter: u could say so
shuri: petty much
harley: never going to let that go again
This was my first reaction to this scene ngl
This is a warning to all my friends
Some Karen who notices I have ear piercings and nose piercings: wow, any more metal you going to put in your body?
How you look when you enter the party planning to get wasted
How you feel the next morning
steve: whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
sam, sighing: bucky’s
bucky: fuck shit up and don’t die
nat, wiping away a tear: so inspirational
tony: i need your help
peter: well well well
peter: how the turn tables
Fun fact: you can ship Loki with anyone because he’s lonely and a slut
tony: stay home
peter: but i want to help
tony: you will get yourself hurt
peter: i can watch myself
tony: you are sick!
peter: i am thirsty!
peter: for adventure…
baby existed during the battle of new york and clint not singing it has me robbed
clint perched on a building: I know you love me *lets arrow fly and it slams into a alien’s forehead* I know you care *kicks alien off*