#master matrix

[spideypoolsupremacy]

Remember when Spider-man and Deadpool were dads to this one powerful robot kid?

Ah fun times

#just look at Peter's face #he's so disapointed #while Wade is so excited #i love them #for context Matrix just blew up a lot of villains #spideypool #spider-man #deadpool #wade wilson #peter parker #master matrix

[save-me-spiderman]

you know after this Wade was even more ride or die for Matrix

#Marvel #Spiderman Deadpool 2016-2019 #Master Matrix #Deadpool #Wade Wilson #Spiderman #Peter Parker #Spideypool

[volos-wish]

SPIDERMAN AND DEADPOOL CANONLY HAVE SON?? or did I read that wrong?

YEP!! Well... they adopted this living android named Master Matrix and try to parent him into not trying to take over the world. It starts around #35 in the Spiderman/Deadpool comics.

#master matrix calls them dad #hes so precious #and peter is fine with it so like yeah #they have a son #spoilers but like: MM literally sends them on a couples retreat 😭 #ask #anon #spiderman #spiderman/deadpool #spideypool #master matrix

[mostsanescarletspiderfan]

Peter Parker loves to have children with other men.

Whore.

#comic books #marvel #peter parker #spider man #gwen stacy #gwen warren #scott summers #matt murdock #david Jarrett #wade wilson #master matrix #april parker #eddie brock #venom #adriana soria #only one of them is biological

[lacrimosathedark]

Does Deadpool Collect Kids?

Here I am in Spideypool Hell, which results in me looking at the closest people to both of them. I sort of grew up with Spider-Man (video games, cartoons, and movies long before I ever touched a comic) so of course I’m looking at Deadpool first. Who doesn’t love new information? Treading old ground is boring!

(Also Spiderverse shit is confusing. So. Many. Spiders.)

And I came to the realization that Wade’s kind of...surrounded by kids.

Of course he has a kid (multiversely he has a few) but he’s close with more than just that kid.

So here is what I think of as Wade Wilson’s Pseudo-Family aka Kids Who Put Up With His Shit. Be prepared for way too many pictures.

Eleanor Camacho

This adorable baby is Ellie. She’s eight-ish years old (maybe nine or ten now? comic book time is weird) and currently Wade’s only canon child in main continuity. Her whole situation is a bit complicated, but Wade loves her more than anything in the world. And actually, she was a lowkey fan of Deadpool before she knew he was her dad. She loves her dad and she even goes behind her foster mom’s back to try to get him to visit, said foster mom being SHIELD Agent Emily Preston. Wade has forgotten she exists (again) to protect her (AGAIN) but she watches news reports about him and actually interfered with a killing mission he had in a theme park her class happened to have a field trip to.

She’s a baby Spideypool shipper too.

Ellie is Wade’s weak spot, and he only tells people about her if he trusts them. The ones that come to mind are people he likes, namely Shiklah, Spidey, and Rogue, as well as two kids further down on this list. Wolverine and Captain America know too, but because they were part of the mission where he found out about her. Super Soldier team-up.

Also, here’s her in the future. She’s a badass.

I love her so much.

Warda Wilson

(Full disclosure, I did minor editing on this panel because this is the one image of her full body without her mask and they gave her pupils that she has in no other panels and it bothered me so I fixed it)

Wade’s daughter in the 2099 future with his ex-wife, succubus and monster queen Shiklah, and she goes by Deadpool. She had a vendetta against Wade at first for supposedly betraying Shiklah and held him captive. But Ellie rescued him, they cleared things up, and they work together as a family, all three of them, plus brain-ghost Preston.

Deathpool

Exclusive to the video game Marvel Strike Force, but she’s so neat I had to include her. Literally born from “the power of love” between Deadpool and Death, she takes over her mom’s job but is a total daddy’s girl; he trained her to wield weapons and be a quippy little shit, and until he was snapped by Thanos because he’s got issues, she’d visit him on occasion.

(She doesn’t have a canon “normal” name, but I like the name Evita Wilson. It rearranges the letter of the word “vitae” which is Latin for “life” and y’know irony. Plus Evita is the name of both a musical and a Madonna album and you cannot tell me Wade wouldn’t love that)

Itsy Bitsy

Not a friendly, but biologically his daughter (and Spidey’s) from Evil Science Shenanigans. Formerly Susan Mary, a play on “Mary Sue”. She calls both of them “daddy” and even wears a Spiderpool emblem shirt. She’s pretty extreme. Bloodthirsty. Wade actually had to stop Spidey from killing her because Peter was so scared of her and someone was messing with his head. He cut Wade’s head off to try to keep him from interfering. It was kinda nuts. Wade ended up doing what he thought was killing her to keep Spidey’s hands clean. She’s not gone though...

Master Matrix

Another Spideypool kid, no shit. A good one too! And a rare boy on this list! A robot of some type discovered by Richard and Mary Parker, so already hitting home for Peter. After a short villainous confusion after waking from stasis, he was basically taken under Spider-Man’s and Deadpool’s wings and called them both “Father”. The arc is literally officially titled “My Two Dads”. They act like his parent and it’s just *chefs kiss* It’s a whole thing. MM gives off weird vibes, but all in all, he just wants to help. He’s a good boy!

He even gets them to hug!

He then proceeds to send them on a bonding road trip with just...so much Spideypool. That’s where the “Why are you holding my hand?” “It helps me focus.” comes from. And so much fourth-wall breaking and writer interference. Spidey even plays along with Wade’s fourth-wall-breaking shenanigans even though he doesn’t believe it. It’s the best.

Now we move to ones who aren’t his kids!

Gwendolyne Poole

Gwenpool and Deadpool weren’t chummy at first; she didn’t read his book and thought he was too “lol memes”. But they actually got to be pretty friendly. They’re buddies now.

He helped Gwen when she was having an existential crisis and is currently the caretaker of her pet Jeff the Land Shark who is the cutest thing and I love him. He even dresses as Gwen once to make Jeff happy it’s adorable.

I also think he rocks Gwen’s look. He looks great.

Ellie Phimister

Everyone knows about Negasonic Teenage Warhead from the movies where they have that affectionate deadpan snark between them. When they first met, Wade’s group had been contracted to kidnap her. She evaded everyone else, but when met with Deadpool who literally tried to talk her into being kidnapped, she had a vision where he said he wouldn’t leave her behind, and she literally just surrenders.

When Wade finds out what is happening to his targets, he goes in to save her. She has a particular loyalty to Wade and sticks by him pretty much no matter what, but she gradually settles into that deadpan sarcasm.

She takes his nonsense with a straight face and doesn’t tolerate his bullshit. Or at least snarks right back at him.

She’s also one of the few who for sure know about the other Ellie, Eleanor, and looks out for her.

Gabrielle Kinney

A little unexpected, but adorable! Gabby Kinney, also known as Scout or Honey Badger, which is amazing. She don’t give a FUCK. She’s a clone of Laura Kinney, aka X-23 and Wolverine, who is another clone daughter of Logan/James/OG Wolverine. She and Wade bonded over their scars and they’re besties now.

There aren’t a whole lot of instances of Wade and Gabby together, but every SINGLE one is absolute gold. They’re so fucking CUTE. Prepare for so many panels.

Have you seen anything more precious? Best friends.

Evan Sabahnur

Formerly Kid Apocalypse, also known as Genesis. Long story, but pretty much explained in the above page. Wade in particular was determined to save him, as killing him didn’t sit right for some reason, and he was certain that despite everything, Evan was a good kid. When shit went down and Evan didn’t think he could return to the Academy, Wade took him in. Like, brought him to the home he bought across the street from Eleanor and the Prestons.

Wade even says he’ll never have a son, (this is before MM, but it’s funny cuz biologically and multiversely, he does only have daughters) but if he did he’d like him to be like Evan, which is hilarious to me. But that kinda makes what Wade says super sweet.

He also saves Ellie.

Haruka Hida

From Deadpool Samurai, she goes by Sakura-Spider and is a blatant Peter Parker rip-off. Literally she lives with her Aunt Mei and her Uncle Tsutomu which the kanji can also be read as Ben. No shit. The only real difference is the spider bit her on her face and it scarred, hence the spots under her eye. BUT she’s Deadpool’s partner in Japan and she’s super cute. Typical manga protag girl but what can you expect?

(Legit buy them they’re super fun and it’s worth it especially if you like manga it’s so dumb and I love it please buy it)

Neiro Aratabi

Another Deadpool: Samurai character. As said above, she’s an idol in Japan. She’s bonded to an amnesiac symbiote she calls Kage (in case you aren’t up on Japanese, it’s pronounce like “kah-gay” and it means shadow). They like chocolate. She doesn’t get a lot of screen time, but she’s happy being part of the team. She’s content as long as people think she’s cute, for, of course, over-dramatic very anime reasons.

That is ELEVEN CHILDREN. And I’m a newb, this might not even be all of the kids he’s close to!

For comparison, Bruce Wayne has SIX kids (Dick, Jason, Cass, Tim, Duke, and Damian). He has a few other pseudo-kids, Barbara Gordon, Stephanie Brown, and maybe Helena Bertinelli and Maps Mizoguchi, but like...dude.

I need everyone to know that Deadpool is good with kids.

#Marvel #Marvel Comics #Deadpool #Wade Wilson #Eleanor Camacho #Warda Wilson #Deathpool #Itsy Bitsy #Susan Mary #Master Matrix #Gwen Poole #Gwenpool #Evan Sabahnur #Genesis #Ellie Phimister #Negasonic Teenage Warhead #Gabby Kinney #Honey Badger #Haruka Hida #Sakura Spider #Neiro Aratabi

[akabendyfan]

help

itsy bitsy is holding a poisunous mushroom btw 😭

#i didnt feel like making a background 🥶 #marvel comics #master matrix #itsy bitsy #ellie camacho #spiderman #deadpool #eleanor camacho #this is probably my best drawing of spidey #😭 #i really wanna get better at drawing him #peter parker #wade wilson #spider man/deadpool

[yesand87]

Looking for a movie about family that's inappropriate for all ages? Look no further than:

My Two Dads!

It's the story of an LMD on a mission to convince them:

His Dead-dad is on board, but his Spider-dad has some hangups.

Maybe it's because Deadpool does disgusting shit like this:

C'mon man, we're on your side, but you've got try!

And when therapy doesn't work...

Matrix literally fixes his dads' mistakes and voluntarily commits himself to robot-jail.

I mean, it's in the basement of a split level in the suburbs, but still...

And with a little nudge from Matrix, Wade repeats the apology that he tried to give months before.

It's a tale of forgiveness...

Of bulky muscles interlocking in the softest way...

Of kid knows best for...

My Two Dads!

#spideypool #spider man/deadpool #deadpool #spider man #master matrix #my two dads

[yesokayiknow]

i think it'd be fun if while the master was on gallifrey and messing around in the matrix he found about abt the confession dial. not the sanitised story that twelve might've told missy during the vault but the actual real 4.5 billion years of the time lords using twelve's own will and testament as a torture chamber story. and he loses it. and he burns gallifrey. except he can't ADMIT that's why he did that he'd look SENTIMENTAL he'd look like an IDIOT so instead he makes up a story about how he found something in the matrix something so horrifying and awful and unbelievable that he HAD to destroy the time lords. and then thirteen ends up on gallifrey and digs a little deeper than he had and manages to reconstruct some of the missing files and when she runs back into him she's like i finally found out why you burned gallifrey and i can't believe they did this to me i can't believe they wiped my whole life and experimented on me and built the time lords from my stolen dna and the master's like yeah while mentally he's like hm i'm sorry they fucking what

#doctor who #the master #dhawan!master #the doctor #thirteen #and then he can never fucking admit that he didn't know that!!!! #he has to spend the rest of the eternity of their relationship like yeah it was fucked what they did to you queen #also i think it'd help you if you talked thru the exact memories you saw while using as many descriptive words as possible #also a part of him destroys gallifrey for clara. less bc he actually cares that she's dead and more bc like #the time lords REALLY think they can enact a scheme that ends up having clara as collateral damage??? #after all that work missy did finding her????????? if that woman was gonna die it'd be by THEIR hand tyvm #if he'd spent a bit longer in the matrix after finding abt the confession dial he'd have discovered that 12 made her temporarily immortal #but alas he did not. gets a big shock in a a couple decades when he runs into her dsajlkdaklj #to be the master is to be god's favourite jester (derogatory)

[extraordinary-heroes]

Artist Showcase: Tirso Cons

#tirso cons #aliens #star wars #the matrix #princess mononoke #berserk #dragonball z #the mandalorian #kratos #atreus #trinity #master roshi #grogu #galactus #green arrow #spider-gwen #guts

[jason-gold-falcon]

Some Wacky semi abstract Armored Core Sketches of Nine Ball, Leos Klein / Zeo Matrix AC, and Nine Ball Seraph.

(I did two of these drunk btw lol)

#recent art #sketch #sketches #armored core master of arena #armored core 2 #nine ball #nine ball seraph #leos klein #zeo matrix #Destroy nine ball #drunk art #armored core #armored core 1 #armored core 2 another age #karasawa #why am i even posting about this?

[spideypoolsupremacy]

Thank you Master Matrix for helping your dads with dealing with their issues. You're doing God's work

#spideypool #one of the best moments #like you can see it's not a casual hug #but an ✨️emotional✨️ one #spider man #deadpool #wade wilson #peter parker #master matrix

[save-me-spiderman]

Spiderman: I cannot express how much I wish this was a less frequent event in my life

#Marvel #Spiderman Deadpool 2016-2019 #Master Matrix #Spiderman #Peter Parker

[volos-wish]

Wade and Peter canonically have a son and we don't talk about that enough :(

#this is about master matrix #bring my boy baccckkk #spideypool #spiderman #deadpool #spiderman/deadpool #master matrix #peter parker #wade wilson #y talks

[slotheyes]

Just finished the Spider-man/Deadpool comic run and it was surprisingly decent and cute

#the first itsy bitsy arch was really good! #then it did a bunch of two part filler pieces that were pretty just ok #then the oldies/LMD master matrix arch was much better than expected #deadpool doing so much to save spiderman and them staying so close into their old age was so sweet #road trip was fun but then the final arch and ending were whatever #overall? not bad and a pretty quick read for 50 issues #spideypool

[taardisblue]

ok no i lied, one more thoschei thought. the way, even as she dismantles his plan, even after everything he’s done, after how much it broke them. the way she still can’t help but mention how smart he is, i mean, come on, “what a mind”????? meanwhile. he’s doing all of this. because he believes she doesn’t see him as an equal anymore. because he believes she sees him as nothing. im. unwell.

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #dw #dw spoilers #thoschei #LIKE. THIS COULD BE FIXED BY HAVING THEM IN THE SAME ROOM FOR LIKE MAYBE AN HOUR #give them ONE threat to diffuse together and he'll realize she still values him and cares about him and thinks he's brilliant #and she'll realize he's like. been driven to the brink by matrix defenses shredding his mind and a difficult regen and a cyber AI #ok that last bit is more hc than canon but the point STANDS #if /he/ got to realize he's in fact been spiraling over nothing. so many problems would be avoided #of course it could never happen bc it's the /master/ and the master is all ego #and would just. never believe it. #but thats what fic is for!!! #fic!dhawan!master gets a little emotional intelligence. sometimes. as a treat. #but yeah. the tragedy of it all #them #t h e m #these posts probably dont make any sense anymore but it's like midnight ive been at this for two hours and it feels like max 5 mins so yk #doing my best here

[corallapis]

wait actually how does that character in blood of the time lords know anything about the master's friendship w the doctor thru their academy biodata if the only records of the master post-the deadly assassin are the history the doctor gave/whatever engin cooked up on borusa's orders... 🧐

#i really need to look into the actual timeline of the master's disappearing matrix records. #dw