I just know joel sneezes with such aggression
Like those dad sneezes where they act like they've been holding in that sneeze since the dinosaurs went extinct
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The thing I love most about this fandom is how collectively it has been determined that:
- Joel Miller has the biggest cock. Like, ever. Dude be 56 n' he's packing a bazooka in there. Constantly. No part of this man is smol.
- Frankie Morales is the pussy eating king. There are no other contenders. Even leaves the cap on. Except when he takes it off periodically to run his hand through those chocolate curls.
- Ezra is just debauched, depraved filth. You'd think losing an arm would quell him, but no. Man is feral. Cum-eating, anal-rimming, spit-slick dicking, somnophilic F E R A L.
- Dieter Bravo is the trashiest of all pandas and will literally fuck anything that breathes. Or moves. Literally fucks, gets high and makes shitty movies.
- Agent Whiskey would fuck you buck wild like a horse. And possibly throw in a few yeehaws too.
- Dave York would kill you with a simple stare. Then fuck your corpse. You'd still manage to call him daddy.
- Marcus Pike is so boyfriend material. But wind that sucker up and watch him lose his shit.
- Javier Peña is a sultry, moody bitch who would split you open with his cock and choke you whilst doing it, cariño. Then pretend like you don't exist until the next time.
- Marcus Moreno can dick you down so good as long as he's captured a few bad guys first.
- Din Djarin will always break his creed for you. Mando can't help it. It's the whistling pussy.
- Max Phillips makes having a crippling period worth it.
- Javi G is baby. 🥹
God bless you, writers 🖤
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