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ikarakie · 10 months

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tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.

he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.

#they walk out of wherever they were being held with HUGE SMILES #holding hands #and going: hey mr stark/tony!! this is my new best friend.#the kidnappers hand themselves over they’re so done #prompt #spider-man #irondad #spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #peter and harley #harley keener and peter parker #harley keener #harley x peter #parkner #marvel #mcu #peter x harley #tony and harley

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dana-is-snax · 3 months

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ST*RKERS DNI

#yeah i keep on breaking my heart w shit like this #tony stark #howard stark #harley keener #peter parker #morgan stark #mcu #iron dad and spider son #original quote

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fotibrit · 9 months

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peter texts tony asking if a friend can come over after school, and tony agreeing, thinking nothing if it.

Peter: “Hi Mister Stark! Meet my friend, his names Harley. He’s my new lab partner.”

Tony:

Harley:

Tony:

Peter:

Harley:

Tony: Hey Pete, you’re gonna wanna sit down for this story.

#tony stark #iron man #irondad and spiderson #irondad fic ideas #peter parker #spider man #spiderson #irondad #marvel mcu #avengers #peter parker and tony stark #Harley keener #iron man 3

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headcanonthings · 1 year

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Tony, texting Harley while in a meeting: Call me in five minutes and say I gotta come get you.

Harley: On a scale of 1 to 10, what kind of emergency is this.

Tony: 10, get me out of here.

Harley: Put me on speaker, I'll even start crying.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect ironman quotes #mcu #marvel #avengers #tony stark #Iron Man #harley keener

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totallyaccurateavengersquotes · 6 months

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TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

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periwinkle-the-11th · 7 months

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Peter 'enhanced spider senses' Parker: *gestures to a sign 10 feet from them* "yeah its just up there"

Harley 'horrible vision, no glasses' Keener: "You can read that??"

Peter 'had horrible vison before the bite, has no idea what the human range of vision should be' Parker: "ummm, kind of?"

Harley 'desperately needs glasses' Keener: "Really? Its all just a huge blur for me"

Peter 'fuck fuck fuck is this a spider thing?' Parker: "Yeah! i just have, really good eyes? I mean like its a bit blurry but not to much you know?"

Harley 'cannot read anything more than 3 feet from him' Keener: "huh, maybe I do need glasses."

#peter parker #harley keener #spider man #iron lad #mcu #marvel #i love their dynamic sm #they've never canonically interacted but they're besties in my heart #parkner #kinda

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 months

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Peter: are you sure this is a good idea?

Harley: trust me.

Friday: protocal 'they're about to almost blow the building up by accident again' has been activated

Peter: that can't be good

Harley: oh come one! That was one time

*sprinklers spray directly at Peter and Harley*

#it was one time #and it was a whole 4 months ago #and it was only ALMOST an explosion #luckily peter threw it out the window in time #it hit a washing line #peter parker #harley keener #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker #incorrect marvel quotes

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ironstrange-is-the-endgame · 10 months

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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this

Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.

Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.

America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.

Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!

America: and here’s the Hufflepuff

#ironstrange #supreme family #tony stark #stephen strange #harley keener #america chavez #peter parker #incorrect quote #stephen brings his own kids into the fam #marvel #mcu #source: Facebook

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tonystark-official · 2 months

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For clarification, Keener, Parker, Spidey, and Morgan are my kids. Three of them just aren't my kids.

#tony stark #iron man #mcu #marvel mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #queue #marvel comics #iron dad #irondad #harley keener #iron lad #peter parker #spiderson #marvel spiderman #spider man #spiderman #irondad and spiderson #morgan stark

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obsessedwithmarvelbecausewhynot · 2 months

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[ Someone says something 15/18+ ]

Steve: The children are here.

Kate: I'm twenty-fucking-three.

Wanda: I'm russian.

Tony: Peter is from Queens.

Peter: I've got nothing to say abt that.

Harley: I'm much worse then all of you.

Wade: You're not counting me as a child anymore.

Clint: Why the hell we adopted them?

Kate: *blink blink*

Clint: Oh yeah, nevermind.

Bonus

Sam: I thought the hawk girl is like, twelve.

Bucky: How they all ended up here?

Natasha: Since when there's so many kids?

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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months

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it has occurred to me that this was supposed to be a parkner blog. so here’s some parkner thoughts.

fun fact- harley’s a little gay boy from tennessee who grew up hearing that the devil came for kids like him who wanted to kiss the wrong person. so when harley moves to new york, he’s not immediately waving a pride flag. instead, he has a beat up leather jacket, an old car, and a smirk that could cut glass. peter is sold and practically swooning because hello, gorgeous. but he’s also like,,, harley’s from tennessee. what if he’s like, homophobic??? and not an ✨ally✨??? and then harley full on outs himself to an asshole who harasses peter on the street with an ‘I’m gay, dickface’ and just. punches him hard enough to break his nose. (peter is THIS close to proposing okay)

harley forgets everything. out of sight, out of mind. keys? gone. phone? poof. jacket? who? and peter’s memory is kind of shit, too, honestly, but karen’s memory is fucking golden (perks of being a computer) and she’ll remind peter to remind harley to grab his stuff. harley still doesn’t know peter has karen do it, so he just thinks his boyfriend’s awesome. peter’s not gonna correct him.

peter doesn’t wear nail polish that often, but when harley casually (definitely not feeling casual internally, but that’s fine) mentioned that he was considering sometimes wearing it, peter went ALL OUT. like, he added color, he added glitter, he made his nails the biggest and brightest part of his being. harley called him an idiot, but he would always grin when he saw them, so peter considered it a win.

harley likes country music. but only the country music from 70s-90s. the rest is absolute slander to him.

(yes, I wrote a whole ass fic about that, and no, I’m not sorry.)

peter can’t draw for shit. he just can’t. harley swears by stick figures. (watch the insidious part two promo with ty. you’ll get what I mean.)

peter does unironically call himself biderman. harley calls him homophobic.

harley’s defining emotion is offense and/or what he calls his ‘bitch, fucking excuse you?’ emotion, and he’s very proud of this fact.

peter’s favorite color changes pretty consistently, but he’s really attached to his blue and red, especially when they’re together.

harley’s is dark red (darker than peter’s), and gold. he will deny to his denying breath that it’s tony’s colors, because ‘why would I care about the old man? fuck off’

they aren’t allowed to have a dog, because new york (peter is so sad about this, okay), so harley just brought home a pet lizard one day. no warning. no call. peter asked zero questions and named her mrs. cheeto.

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fotibrit · 6 months

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Harley Keener, who calls everyone "Dude" because he thinks it makes him sound cool

Tony Stark, who calls everyone nicknames because he thinks it makes it sound like he has friends

Peter Parker, who refers to everyone formally because he thinks it makes him sound respectful and dignified

Steve Rogers, walking into the lab, getting whiplash from being called "Dude" "Capcicle" and "Captain Rogers" in unison from the trio. Steve decides to avoid responding to ANY of the nicknames.

#tony stark #iron man #marvel mcu #avengers #spider man #peter parker #irondad and spiderson #peter parker and tony stark #harley keener #peter parker and harley keener #steve rogers #captain america

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headcanonthings · 9 months

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Harley: Tony, can you sign something for school? Tony, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect ironman quotes #mcu #marvel #tony stark #ironman #irondad #harley keener

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peanuttoffee · 9 months

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Maybe, it's time to talk already?..

#peter parker #spider man #harley keener #parkner #peter parker x harley keener #spiderman fanart #marvel #marvel fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #illustration #mcu fanart #wanted this to be a fast little illustration but i guess idk when to stop #like ever #do it in a couple days? naah man #what about a year #thats more like me

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funkylittlebidiot · 4 months

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Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!

Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.

Tony: You really love him, huh?

Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!

Peter: Most of the time more than him!

#stephen strange #tony stark #marvel #mcu #iron man #doctor strange #ironstrange #incorrect quotes #harley keener #peter parker #spider man #source: wizards of waverly place #love that this ties into canon

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marvel-lous-guy · 9 months

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Peter: Can we get a pet?

Tony: What? Like a puppy? Yeah, sure, we can get a pet

*later*

Tony: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

Peter: You said we could get a pet

Tony: I meant a puppy! Not a llama!

Peter: It's an alpaca!

Clint: We got an alpaca! Awesome!

Scott: I always wanted one of those!

Nat: What's his name?

Peter: Alpacino

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