The choixe is made. The Traveller has come #FlashbackFriday
[My two friends, talking]:
Me: i completely relate!!
My friends: *ignores what I said & continues their conversation *
Me: oh okay *shuts up forever*
so back in ap world history last year, we had this teacher who was HUGE fan of the Mongols. The thing was, he always called the person most people know as Ghengis Khan Chinggis Khan. I’d be willing to bet that everyone who was ever in his class pronounces it that way now and forever. anyway note that that was in late 2018, so naturally we came up with
i’m back bbys!
I’ve missed you guys :(
Classmate counted one in russian and my friend deadass said bless you
I was just trying to have a good time
Gray, sighing : Cathy, if your friends were to jump off a cliff, would you?
Cathy : With all due respect, my mother gave birth to a leader, an innovator, a dumbass. I’m the first one off that fucking cliff.
a kid walks into the gym where the bleachers are. Everyone is watching a basketball game. The kid loudly announces “MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.” before taking a sausage, and sucking on it passionately. Kid leaves. 5 minutes pass. Kid comes back. He says “I WILL DO IT AGAIN” and did it again. The principal was watching the whole time.
I know I’m not funny but like-
Zack : So, i’m gonna grab a healthy breakfast.
Rachel : ……are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?
Zack : Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Rachel : I pity your dentist.
Zack : Jokes on you, I don’t have a dentist.
Idk who still follows me but please go follow my meme account on insta it’s sarcastic_melon
Zack : I hate when people say “if you think this is better than sex, you’ve clearly never had good sex”, like no, maybe you’ve just never had a good murder.