*races a spider across the house* mraaw
*stares at a doberman with curiosity*
*shapeshifts into a terrible beast* purr
*shapeshifts into a terrible beast* mrrbbl
*stares at a labrador with curiosity*
*shapeshifts into a pile of twisting tentacles* kkekerkrrr
nyag *lays down in the manner of a completely normal cat*
*lays down in the manner of a loaf* prrrrrmrmr
I made so many of these.
How long has this shit been on Amazon? I’ve been waiting years for a subbed version. It’s muthafuckin SAMURAI CAT!!!
And now it’s time to binge.
*hacks up a half-digested, crying orphan* kreekeke
*says kikikii at a hamster outside* mraaw