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can't believe Kudo and Yoichi invented mpreg
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nev4chii · 6 months
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This facebook post was made by Toga Himiko btw
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akurui-shizen7 · 1 year
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Hawks: Please? For me?
[Name]: Don’t do that.
Hawks: Do what, [Name]?
[Name]: You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do whatever the fuck you wa-
Hawks: Please, for me?
[Name]: ...Whatever you manipulative chicken, fuck off.
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llovelykris · 1 year
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Thinkin’ bout Katsuki bending me over my desk and splitting me in two, ignoring the way it wobbles inconveniently and not even sparing a glance at all of the shit he knocked off while he reels his hips back and snaps forward over and over. Strings of curses and praises drawn lowly from his purse, parted lips when he holds on to my hips so tight that I can feel the flesh bruising underneath his grip, but the only thing drowning my senses is him, fucking me so deeply that, for hours to come, I’m only ever aware of Katsuki, Katsuki, Katsuki.
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fractiflos · 4 months
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You know, seeing young Yoichi and AFO raises questions. And not the serious ones that I should be analyzing, no. Instead, I spend all my time wondering about their hair.
Why is AFO's hair so short and Yoichi's so long and pretty? Was he really born with naturally great hair?
I mean I guess it's probably different hair growth rates and the fact that they're probably fraternal twins but... What street orphan has such incredible hair? Did AFO steal some hair care products for his twin or something?
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airegieus · 17 days
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can’t believe I made a whole ass animation and forgot about it
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rwac96 · 6 months
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Prompt
Original Stud
With those like Ruby, Cass, and 21 going after Izuku, this finally gets to Ochako, Momo and Tsuyu as they do the meme. But in this case he will be marrying all three of them, or at least one of them while the other two will still be a part of the relationship. They are determined!
Marry Me, Damnit!
Ochako: "Marry us!! Not those hussies!"
Momo: "We've been there for you through thick and thin!"
Tsuyu: "Each of us has nice, round asses! Ribbit!"
Izuku: *blushing, letting out incomprehensible gibberish*
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shiggybardust · 6 months
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Shigaraki is definitely the kind of person to pick things up with his toes because he’s too lazy to bend down
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jp---v · 10 months
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Ranking the Todoroki family on how willing I think they are to kill
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Has killed, mostly likely will kill again
Both purposefully and accidentally. 9/10
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She's okay now, so I don't think she would, but before...
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Don't test her 3/10
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Has killed before, will kill again. Literally his life's goal. The only accidental death he's ever caused was his own. 10/10
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Too nice. Might cry. Would never kill someone.
Just look at those shoujo bubbles 0/10
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He's got some issues, but not nearly as bad as his brothers. Pretty normal dude.
Would not be premeditated, but a crime of passion or matter of life or death. 5/10
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Nearly threw hands with the chief of police and called him what could be considered a slur. Has threatened to kill before, but hasn't gone through with it yet. Not convinced he wouldn't have
A bit unhinged at times 7/10
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mika-writes-fanfics · 11 months
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I am letting you all know if Hori kills off Dabi I will be fist fighting him in a Denny’s parking lot
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This Definitely Happened
Mina: Kirishima, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Kirishima: the best revenge is letting go and living well! :D
Mina: ...
Mina: Bakugou how do I get-
Bakugou: already packed, lets go Raccoon-Eyes.
~Later~
Kirishima: How did it go?
Mina: Bakugou tricked me into letting go and living well
Bakugou: Gets ‘em every time
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feel like he was thinking this
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homochako · 2 years
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Shaggyraki
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akurui-shizen7 · 1 year
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Hawks: I don’t do relationships.
[Name]: *exists*
Hawks: Shit.
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sparkles-and-trash · 1 year
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The funniest thing about Hawks on the boxes is that he had to climb up.
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Did he struggle? Did he have to do little jumps? Did Endeavour simply lift him up?
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fractiflos · 5 months
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If AFO looks like a kid now, and the Dad For One theory ends up being canon then...
Izuku's going to hear "I am your father" from the mouth of a five-year-old.
Imagine some five-year-old pretending to be a demon king and who beat up your real dad telling you he's your father.
At this point, I think the key to defeating him is for All Might to become Dad Might and put All For One down for a nap.
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