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mellowquint · 1 year

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The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog Liveblog!

Part 1; the Dining Car

OKAY WE'RE FINALLY DOING THIS READY, SET, LEGO (wait wrong fandom–)

So insert character is first time working for the train huh, okay cool cool

Oh god now i have to name them uhh (yes i will be referring to they/them, non-binary characters ftw)

… I went with Trainee (get it cuz uh train and yeah I'll see myself out)

Darling your scribbles are fine, better than mine actually

Trainee is a nervous train wreck *ba dum tss* yeah ok I'll stop making train jokes

Oh dang here comes the conductor. Apparently todays the conductor's last day after thirty two years.

OOHH THE TRAIN IS CALLED MIRAGE EXPRESS

I like how the sonic crew didn't forget about spagonia Jejdkddlfkkdkfk thought that was a one time thing

The menu only has 3 things, Why? lmao

Wait they're ALL MICROWAVE MEALS?? Can't they afford a chef? This is someone's speaking who has not gone onto these fancy train cars yet so forgive me

Oh fun tidbit the trains actually used for event's only.

"So I'll need you to do everything in your power to make sure our paying guests are well taken care of, understood?" Sir yes sir

AAAHHHHH AMYYYY SHE LOOKS SO ADORABLE WITH THE BIRTHDAY CAKE HEADBAND AND THE DRESS

HELP TAILS IN HIS DETECTIVE OUTFIT HE'S SO CUTEE

oh so it's Amy's birthday party!! Murder mystery theme eh? Someone's an Agatha Christie fan~~

ROUGE AND KNUCKLES YES also Rouge girl you just got on the train don't go stealing gift shop pens just yet lmao

"What cast of characters am i stuck with" OH SHOOT HE KNOWS 🤣

"Why can't i be normal for one second" you and me both Trainee

Also Sonic immediately bolting to get chilli dogs lmao, never change blue gumball dork

WHOOOO LOOKIT ALL OF THEM, ALSO HOLY MOLY BLAZE IS HERE TOO???? COOL COOL COOL

EHH okay so now i collect the tickets, like a normal person, this wont be an embarrassing trip

"well the birthday discount certainly helped!" You and me both Amy

OH NEW LORE DROPPED, AMY'S A FAN OF TRUE CRIME PODCASTS!!! (I wonder if she would like the Magnus Archives…)

"Here's the key that unlocks any door in the train" hmm seems kinda sus, but oh well birthday girl gets the birthday key

and Blaze is here to grace us with her presence and elegance, reminding why I love her. Love how she just casually tells us that she's visiting from a separate dimension like it's nothing lmao

Sooo Blaze has sweet tooth cannon? Yes.

LMAO TRAINEE NO "Why can't i win in this group"

Rouge darling please give the conductor his money back it's to early to steal anyones lunch money

Y'know it's a bit awkward knowing that Trainee just realised he's talking t The Sonic The Hedgehog, like my dude did you not know what he looks like? Either way Sonic's pretty chill

"I brought my own sparkle gelatin. It's a jelly that can melt away even the most jaded hearts" Tails imma need you stop being so cute and wholesome for ONE SECOND OKAY I CAN'T TAKE IT ✨🥺

Awww Trainee and Tails are jelly buddies!!!

"Thank goodness someone on this train is normal" buddy wait till you see the kid fly an airplane and can fly with his two tails lmao

Espio why you holding that rose who is it for 👀

DID ESPIO SERIOUSLY READ TRAINEES MIND?? (Edit he did in fact, something about his Ninjutsu or something)

"Can you cling into walls" "i most certainly can" okay just tell the conductor that, I'll now know where to find you then. In the air vents.

"Do you sell gift bags here" ….. shadow you didn't forget to bring Amy a present her birthday party right?

"Robot arm reminding me that one AI from Wall–E, hopefully we're not going to that route

"Actually, uh Train, the conductor wants me to have the whole plate" lmao you ain't slick Trainee

Okayyy last but not least we have Vector, who does not in fact have his ticket, aanddd now we're supposed to find it

"I wonder what cake topper Sonic picked out for me" "...shoot, i was supposed to give Amy a cake… what am i supposed to do?" Ya done goofed you blue gumball dork

"You don't need to bow everytime you see me" sure Blaze it's not like i was stress responding. definitely.(seriously tho i love her dialogues)

Okay imma take a gamble and ask shadow if he sees any tickets

"Only three items on the menu..? You don't even have drinks listed" THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING!!! Also we only have like three drinks too, water, coffee, and chaos cola

"I'll have to take you up on the coffee soon. Just the beans and A spoon, though" …… shadow um what??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEANS AND A SPOON ONLY YOU HOT TOPIC WANNABE??? NOT EVEN WATER OR MILK???

I spent 5 minute hitting every random object where's the ticket – OH WAIT LEFT ARROW

NAPKIN IT'S IN THE NAPKIN

"Lost ticket added to you inventory" YES BUD LET'S GOO

Poor trainee has to double shift on being the microwave expert AND security guard smh, Trainee better has a good paycheck

I'm hoping up on here saying to PLEASE TELL ME WHO DID ALL THE SPRITES IN THE GAME THEY'RE ALL SO WONDERFUL AND EXPRESSIVE MY GOD

…. Oh. OH!! SO THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ALL WEARING SPECIFIC CLOTHES. Amy's you nerd she even got them all lore cards i love this girl

So Sonic's role is to be the ship captain. I do wonder why a ship captain of all roles since their in a train setting but ill take

AJDHKJHFKJSLKJFLKJFFKJLA I LOVE THIS SCENE

Oh shadows supposed to be a locksmith?.... I wasn't the only one who thought he was gonna be a barista stationed at the cafe right? My guy might have to dress a little bit more specific for a locksmith

and of course we;ve got our birthday girl as the journalist!

Sweet got a map of the train baby!! Alsooo the lounge looks suspiciously close to the conductor's car…

Well with that out of the way let's get started!!!

Oooohhhh ok cool cool cool got i

"This way there's always a neutral party" yes tails you go you smart cookie

Y'know it's very sweet of all of them to play along with the murder mystery roleplay. Everyone wish they have friends like that

Tails you adorable smart nugget how come you keep getting cuter and adorable by the minute 🥺✨

"My lore is that I'm a nosey person turned journalist" aww c'mon birthday girl don't bring yourself down lol

SUDDEN MYSTERIOUS SHAKE

Oh wait it's just the train moving

Why is it even shaking THAT much???

Anndd screen goes dark, welp i guess that's it for the dining car scene for now

Aanndd that's all for part 1 hope you guys enjoy and see you guys around part 2!!

#the amount of times i have to switch back between two devices just to edit this one postvis unbelievable #part 2 will probably come a bit late as i try to wrestle the Tumblr app post editing #anyways hope this entertains you guys in a way #I may have spent the majority of the game just gasping for air that i keep forgetting too screenshot scenes lmao #and if there's any inconsistencies throughout the whole post no you didn't see that #eh whatever im having fun #sonic the hedgehog #sth #the murder of sonic the hedgehog #tags to add later #sonic

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boysdontcryboycry · 1 year

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so like im not COMPLETELY opposed to the idea of romantic madwheeler like obviously they're still worstiebesties in every universe but sometimes they kiss about it huh? like partycule ftw always babey i think madwheeler should get to kiss about it max voice i wish you'd shut up mike voice why don't you make me and then she does like hello

also just read @elmaxed's adorable new elmax fic (fitting) and the ending's got me thinking about prom and while yeah the whole party could and would go stag together while elmax (and byler) can't openly go together it just popped into my head of el fake going with lucas or dustin or will even though he's her brother because who cares she wants to dance with her brother and take pictures with her brother because it's fun and prom should be fun or hell even all three at the same time (and the image of el marching up to the photographer holding dustin and lucas's arms with will right behind all in boutonnières matching el's corsage and the photographer asking which lucky lad is her date tonight and el just looking at him confusedly and says these are my dates) because she wants to go with everyone but she's already been to one dance with mike and she can't exactly openly go with her girlfriend as much as she wants to and in this scenario they skipped out on junior prom or whatever and so that leaves mike and max to be each other's reluctant fake prom dates and they're both wearing suits that don't match except for the boutonnières that match everyone else's and their pictures, their cliché 80s prom pictures with cliché 80s prom poses are either super grumpy and annoyed or over the top super sarcastic super fake lovey dovey smiles and anyway THAT train of thought lead me to madwheeler fake dating and i am terrified to look on the ao3 tag for fear that it does not exist and i must sit and spin them in my microwave :(

#madwheeler #platonic madwheeler #partycule #elmax #<- to promote lumi's fic !#byler #<- target audience

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suppenzeit · 7 months

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💙🧡❤️‍🩹

💙 a ship that you like, but disliked at first

hmm... i guess beelektra was that. i used to not really "get" it, but that was partly just cause i hadnt warmed up to the update yet. i warmed up to it pretty fast tho

truth is, i havent really had a ship that i disliked but then grew to like, its only really just me going from "yeah this ship is ok" to rotating them in my head like in a microwave

🧡 a favorite friendship

i have.. a lot! but a fun one i like to think about really is just coco and brexit, simply because how opposite to each other they are. at first it was awkward between them, since it was basically just coco going "omg you cannot be that pathetic. let me help you be less pathetic", but at some point they realized that they actually enjoy hanging out.

they share a lot of boy/girl troubles with each other (mlm/wlw solidarity ftw), and talk about various rumors each of them has heard.

i also see them as the youngest and most new to the racing scene, so they bond over that as well (even if coco just is more skilled at it lol)

❤️‍🩹 a popular ship that you just don’t get

i never really got dinahboose tbh. i dont hate it or anything, i just cant see it working out. i think mostly just cause my version of cb isnt really romantic.. like at all.

i also dont really get rustball tbh. rusty deserves better

#askbox #the-greenest-planet #stex #thank u for the ask! fun enrichment for brain!

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wild-penguin · 7 months

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Stroopwafel tobleroney

I wonder if there's something like that made 🤔 stroopwafel ftw if you put it in the microwave for 10 secs

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subtle-edge-of-rot · 2 years

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Ugh thinking about living life as the Sinclairs' little house floozy and ✨yearning.✨

You wake up early with caresses from Vincent and shake your head when he tries to tell you to go back to sleep. You tell him you'll make breakfast, take his request. You throw together a simple little breakfast and bring it down to him. He's already bent over a canvas but he kisses you in thanks.

You take food up to Bo and he pulls you into bed with him for sleepy cuddles. You know he's got a lot to get done today so you do your best to coax him into the land of the living with touches in all the right places. He gets all hot and bothered (so do you) but he's a dick so he leaves you high and dry with a wink and an invitation for a lunch date.

You start on some chores and go downstairs to check on Vin. He's sketching some ideas for different tableaus and you sit on his lap to offer your input. One thing leads to another and you end up riding him where he sits, the sketches forgotten. By the time he's finished with you, he's rediscovered his muse and jumps right back into his work.

You meant to bring Bo lunch but your schedule got a little, um, fucked, so just as you're ready to walk down to the station he comes through the door. He knows immediately what held you up and that twin thing kicks in where he's gotta do it better. So he takes you on the couch, on the floor, on the stairs, over the counter, whatever's closest. Maybe Vin hears. Maybe he comes up to join. 👀

They finally let up somewhere around round three and you, flustered, resume your work around the house. You take note of all the little details that you've assumed responsibility for - the laundry of three often filthy men, the fridge you keep stocked with more than just orange juice, your plans for a town-wide intercom system to improve communication. Bo's request for cigarettes, Vincent needs duct tape, Lester for some reason has written "tiniest spoon" and "cat food" independently on one sticky note.

Speaking of, Lester gets home a little early, and you instruct him to strip directly into the washer. You bring him his favorite beer (shower beer ftw) and he invites you in. How can you refuse? He's mostly clean already. He asks you if you've had enough for one day and you tell him of course not, he's just gotten home! Someone's gotta help him destress. 😉

Les is a sweetie and helps you with dinner. Vincent wanders up and you put those big deft hands to work. Bo arrives just after the work is done, naturally, and you all sit down to eat together. They clean up for you, tell you to take a break. Eventually they join you out front for some good old fashioned Southern porch sitting. You and Vin sit on the porch swing with your leg draped over his. Bo nurses a glass of whiskey and holds your hand. Les sits on the railing and plays a word game with you.

After dinner comes dessert. That might be something sweet or something sweeter, take your pick. Whatever it is, you get a triple serving.

Bedtime comes early because you have to bid everyone goodnight and that sure takes a while. You get all the kisses, cuddles, and pet names you could ever want before finally settling in next to your brother of choice. You are tired, satisfied on every level, absolutely aglow with how much these disaster men love you and how deeply you care for each of them.

Okay I’m about to drop everything and go get a tramp stamp that says ‘Sinclair’s Little House Floozy’ brb

I love the idea of a day full of nothing but taking care of these three disaster bastards. Waking up gently to Vincent caressing you and slipping out of bed to make the twins their breakfast (you always pre-make something for Les since he wakes up so goddamn early for work—just an easy microwaveable breakfast sandwich). And then delivering it to both of them like a good little housewife.

Vincent would be so appreciative, taking it from you gently and giving you some sweet kisses in thanks, quickly shoving a piece of toast into his mouth before hurriedly going back to his sketching, completely overtaken by his muse. From then it’s on to Bo.

Of course Bo would immediately place the food on the bedside table and pull you into bed with him, gripping onto you and rolling on top of you, closing his eyes and actively trying to go back to sleep while you protest. Bo hates getting up in the morning but you know just how to motivate him. But two can play at that game, and he’ll end up teasing you before looking at the clock and realizing he needs to get moving. He definitely wants you to come see him for lunch though 😏

Then of course it’s time for chores—cleaning up the dishes from breakfast and any other dishes you find around the house. You go down to collect the breakfast dishes from Vincent and of course you get distracted by not only what he’s working on, but him as well. It’s hard not to when he touches you with such reverence and purpose. You’re taking him for a ride before you even know it, and by the time you’re done it’s well past time for lunch and you’re scrambling off to throw together lunch for everyone. Only to be distracted by Bo, who came looking for you when you didn’t show up.

You’re right though, the twin telepathy is real—he knows Vincent had you and he wants his turn. He’ll take everything out of your hands and clear a space over the kitchen counter and bending you over it, immediately tugging down your shorts and slipping your panties to the side before sliding into you in one easy thrust. He gets in a round with you before Vincent joins in. And they keep you busy for quite a while after.

Once several rounds have been accomplished and you’re exhausted and wolfing down a sandwich and getting started on more of your chores. You’ve really become their little housewife—not that you mind. Cleaning up after these three bachelors keeps you busy and satisfied. And knowing that you’re keeping them clean and well fed is a nice feeling. I love the grocery list on the fridge idea, and Lester is always adding weird stuff to it because he feeds the local wildlife and fosters orphaned animal babies.

Lester coming home is always a delight. He’s such a ray of sunshine that it’s impossible not to smile. You greet him with a beer and a kiss and make sure he tosses his clothes straight into the washer. Of course you join him for a shower and give yourself to him to use—which he’s ever grateful for. He takes out the day’s stress on you, leaving you satiated and full of butterflies.

Then it’s a blur of dinner and dessert and maybe some more lovemaking if you’re up to it. And then it’s time to sleep and start all over again!

#payton’s asks #visceralvalentines #the Sinclair brothers #the poly sinclair experience #boogeyman besties

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skinni-girls-eat-books · 5 months

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Thursday, November 16th

8:30am I have one more big assignment and two more small assignments. It feels impossible and I'm so tired. All I want to do is call my best friend but he won't answer. Just have to do this myself again. I'm extremely strong and resilient and I can't believe I made it to this point.

3:30pm I survived Verbal Defense! I did it! I am really proud of myself for everything I have survived this semester! It's raining really hard which is fucking up my vibe and shit but the rain will stop eventually! I'm like shaking from all the overflow of emotions. This semester took so much from me, out of me, really just beat me tf up. My life has been a trainwreck for so long. I just want peace. I just want to calm the persistent anxiety that's been propping me up for months. I just want to rest my mind. I'm literally shaking from the release of stress. Stress is so undeniable physical and just wrecks your body in so many ways. It's time to rest and heal. You've been through so much trauma the past few months and here you are, still alive, still strong. Don't ignore the trauma you experienced but it's time to heal and grow and begin another chapter, not ignoring the previous chapters, but building off of the lessons learned. We go on.

4pm Just remember that most people don't gaf what you do bro just don't hurt anyone and ur good. I just put fish sticks in the oven and popped open a mojito and I'm chilling until I change my mind and want to do something else.

4:20pm I feel like I can finally process what has happened to me. School put me in survival mode and now I'm free to heal. Yeah I'm crying when I should be feeling nothing but joy. I'm crying bc I didn't get the chance to when I was just trying to survive. I went through so much having my trust broken and my life ripped out from under me. I am traumatized but I'll heal. I know I will. This will pass and then I'll feel the joy of my success. It was all mine and all my hard work. I'm seriously proud of myself and I'll say it 1000x ❤️

4:40pm added image of my fish sticks bc it makes me happy that I'm feeding myself

5:00pm intrusive thoughts but wow I can't believe I didn't kll myself this semester I'm so proud :)

5:10pm I made green beans sauteed in the pan instead of the microwave 🥰 I love myself and I know I am worth so much and I know I can take care of myself when I'm not insanely stressed with school. I'll find myself again in no time ❤️ it's like a dark storm cloud has lifted from above my head

7:47pm I woke up from a nap and my stomach hurts lol I think I made the green beans too oily/buttery but it's ok! Haha. I need to clean out my fridge and get some me foods in here. I haven't gone grocery shopping in ages. Everything is probably freezer burnt tbh but that's ok! You were just trying your best ❤️

I have rented Silence of the Lambs and I think I will take a Tums and have some Sprite and some ice cream and rest some more ❤️

9:25pm ok so I had a finish an assignment that nobody wanted to do so I took one for the team and did it 💕 the Tums helped tremendously and now it's movie time :) I'm glad I don't feel like I'm about to shit myself anymore so that actually worked out 😂

9:49pm physical feelings/ sensations have such a profound impact on my mental status. Seeing something gross or feeling physical pain just send me into a spiral. I would like to know how to work on this more. I think the best thing to do for now is to focus on what I can control in my surroundings.

1am lol ok I ended up not watching the movie and that's ok! MasterChef marathon ftw. Got both my little boys laying on the couch with me ❤️

Woke up and I started thinking about being in a relationship and about him or whatever but I'm not really sad. I think I'm asexual or like really minimally sexual. Idk what it is but like I enjoy people for so much more than sex? Like I want to have a connection with you first and then that will follow. Idk how people just be out here jumping and dumping 😂 it's just a waste of time for me. Long story short, I'm not seeking out another relationship rn so it's hard for me to even feel sexual really. Maybe it's a trauma thing or a stress thing, I really don't know. I do know I can't be the only one who feels this way and that's ok ❤️

2am I think I have autism and yeah I mean I thought of it before but then it's like 🤷‍♀️ ok and? And yeah I just think it explains a lot of things about me. But it's like I don't know what to do with that information lol.

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msmoonmoonow · 4 years

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How to get a POTG - DO NOTHING

#overwatch #myplays #symmetra #msmoonmoon #potg #microwave ftw #i literally did nothing #like wth XD

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vincent-sinclair-deserved-better · 2 years

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I don't mean to overstep at all but ik what it's like to have a brain that won't even let u enjoy ur comfort fantasies but I wanted to say I don't think the sinclairs would have any problem with u or want to get rid of u! they don't seem to care about living in a dirty house (its 3 guys so wht did we expect? lol) and probably just eat a bunch of ready/easy stuff anyway so there's no need to be "useful" or anything like that. They'd just enjoy ur company tbh

thank you anon 🥺❤

#ready meals ftw #i am very good at putting freezer stuff into the oven or microwave #cylas speaks #cylas replies #ask

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washymylifeaway · 3 years

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Haikyuu SakuAtsu fanfic recs: series edition ;)

ALRIGHT LOVES, BUCKLE UP! IM FORCING MYSELF TO FIND MOTIVATION LOL

As I was making that cursed SakuAtsu fanfic rec post (it really is cursed, but it’ll get done eventually cause I do love the SakuAtsu too much, when tho? only god know LOL), I decided that if I’m gonna finish it, imma have to break it up. SO that’s why this is our lovely series edition post LOL. Originally, it WAS writers, tags, series, then single fics BUT I decided to scrap tags and even then I was like it’s too long..... And so, this post materialized LOL (mayhaps writers next? who knows anymore cause I certainly don’t LOL). These are ONLY some of the series that I absolutely adore, and I say some because 1) the tag is literally like 4k fics long and I was on like page 20 something and I have SO many tabs open rn for SakuAtsu, so chances are I missed one or five LOL :’((((( and 2) my ao3 account hasn’t been made yet (should’ve done this a looooooong time ago) and so I don’t have them all saved anywhere :( (these just sound like excuses LMFAO) So these are just the ones I saw and was like OOP I LOVE and then added LOL (and so they’re in no particular order hehe). I also didn’t *** any of them cause they’re all so freakin good and even if you randomly chose one, you will not be disappointed.

As per usual, pls check WARNINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARIES for series and each individual fic before reading and make sure you’re taking care of yourselves (since mental health is key!) Stay healthy loves <3

I would also be more careful cause there are a lot more TW in these fics than other ships!

Terminal Curiosity by favspacetwink, moonlumie (E) // CHECK WARINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARIES!!! this is one of the BEST series I’ve read for this ship and even though I tend not to read WIP, IT’S WORTH IT! Please read ALL the tags before going into any of the fics in this series because there’s some real spicy stuff that may not be your cup of tea!

your highs and lows by astroeulogy (T,M,E) // this fic made me go on a roller coaster of feels from start to (tentative) finish :))) It’s great and I love it AHHHHH The progression in their relationship is just so ajfkjsf, and I just adore how Atsumu just broke(?) during that first fic and the number of double takes he did, v relatable LOL.

Different Kinds of Dysfunctional by DeathBelle (T,E) // I LOVE the entrance to this fic and how it flowed so well. I think Atsumu is characterized really well throughout this series (I could totally see Atsumu bringing the same thing up over and over again LOL), and his development was done beautifully (You just want to make me say it.,,, Kinda, yeah.). I really freakin love this series so please go ahead and read it don’t be shy hehehe.

we call everything on the ice, "love" by awkwardedgeworth (T) // I LOVE this fic omg,,, it’s in series, but it’s only two fics LOL... Anyway, Notte Stellata is one of my favorite SakuAtsu fics and I have reread it way TOO many times and the fanpage fic IS SO AMAZING (AND FUNNY ASF PLS). I really love ice skating AU’s too so this really made this ‘series’ all the more better <333333

know you better & related stories by theglitterati (T,M,E) // this is definitely one of the best relationship development series I’ve read, I love it so much! It really touches all the bases, and the progression is just SO good. It really is the fic version of the get along shirt, extended edition LOL.

flutterbird (a collection of sakuatsu one-shots) by wordstruck (T,M,E) // this series is such an easy pick up because it’s a bunch of one-shots (esp. if you’re not into smut cause there is some), BUT all of them are def worth a read. Personally, the third one, the sakusa kiyoomi listography, is my favorite (cause imma sucker for Sakusa), but that’s just personal preference hehe :)

Atsumu + Sakusa + The National = ? by isaksara (syailendra) (T,M) // this is another stand alone fic series but with AUs :D I don’t even know like most (ie. all) of the references (LMFAO), but I still read all of them LOL. Again, a personal favorite (without any references LOL) is the second one, famous angels (never come through england), it’s really funny and good and I just love it okay?

Better For Us Both by abrandnewheart (M) // (this was CP from my angst fic rec post LOL tho it is slightly edited cause istg my writing style changes every post LOL) THE MUG FIC. There is a sequel and when I saw it, it took me another week to read it cause I was like,,, am I ready to have my heart break again? No LOL. But the sequel is actually not as angst (but there’s still angst), so if you want to be like semi-broken or whatever, just read the sequel LOL (also it’s Sakusa POV HEHE). It’s so sad and it made me physically hurt every time someone even mentioned mugs afterwards (LOL why am I so dramatic but it’s the truth :///). Go ahead and hurt with me. You should read it even if you don’t like angst because you know what they say, no pain no gain :’)

parallax error: angle of inclination by min_mintobe (T) // okay so technically this ‘isn’t a series’, but it is two fic that are related, and what is that if not A SERIES :DDDDD Anyway, I really love this fic enough that I would find loopholes in my own dang post to recommend it LOL. I really love the service ace bet between Sakusa and Atsumu (I do think it is a superior headcannon (it’s hc right?)) but I also love what’s left unsaid by both in each other’s POVs hehe. If you want to go straight to Sakusa’s POV (cause their different POVs of the same fic), here it is parallax error: line of sight. You can read either first, but I recommend you read both eventually :)

to make any other mistake by honeymilktea (rosevtea) (T) // I, myself, am a very big fan of college Haikyuu (tho idk if it seems like that LOL), and this fic is very much up my alley hehe. I really like the idea that they are both TA’s and that Atsumu would totally bribe Sakusa into fake dating him as well as Sakusa wearing his brightest outfits to spite Atsumu.

How Do You Know? by awkwardedgeworth (T) // these fics are both so funny omg. The google search histories, the trial and error, and just everything in these two fics gives me so much dopamine LOL. There’s one POV for both end of the ship, though their tragedies are slightly different.

the human disaster chronicles by firtree (G,T) // is this another Atsumu gay panic fic? Yes, yes it is and I have absolutely no shame in recommending it hehe. I realllllllly like this fic and Atsumu having a break down cause Sakusa didn’t follow his routine? It is the move. Anyway, pls read this series cause like the title suggests, it really is a disaster (but at least there’s love right? LOL).

I Love You (Though it's Inadvisable) by Anubis_2701 (T) // okay the series itself is a wip (as in only one fic for now LOL), but the fic is so good, I couldn’t leave it off :))))) First, I do love a good soulmate AU and although I’m not a big fan on the body switching AUs, THIS one was SO good!!! It gets really cheesy and fluff at the end, but the beginning of this fic was just so immaculate, that we’re gonna ignore how much the ending made me want to stick my head into a hole (cause it was so FLUFF OMG).

The Germaphobe and the Asshole by metaandpotatoes (T,E) // so this series is also actually a WIP, but it’s okay I only read the first and the last one anyway cause they’re basically stand alone’s LOL. This series focuses a lot on Sakusa’s mysophobia, so if you’re not a fan of the hc, you should prolly pass hehe. TBH, my favorite is the third one, Avoidance Behavior, but that’s mainly cause I really like SunaOsa and I love the brother bond in it!

you are the cause of my euphoria by SugarHighs (T) // ajsfljksadhjkdfk is my first thoughts while reading this series cause ATSUMU WOULD. He would start posting thirst trap pics (which really reminded me of Wonho) in order to prove he was the most good looking member of MSBY. Tho, we do love the clowning of one Sakusa Kiyoomi, as done in the third fic (PLEASE NUMBER 17 AND Cheezel). Even if you can’t get yourself to read the other fics, read the third one, 5 Ways To Tell If The Person You're Dating Is The One, for the free serotonin boost plsplspls.

'basis' - noun. the underlying foundation for an idea or process. by auvelli (T) // like I said, college AU is a great AU, love it. This one, I do love indeed. We do stan having microwaves and mini fridges hehe. I support the ramen endeavors but oatmeal is gross, I said what I said. Anyway, I love the tags in the second fic, so even if you don’t end up reading it, read the tags,,,, they’re funny okay?

and i press you to the pages of my heart by volchitsae (T) // I LOVE THIS ONE, teehee again the college AU makes another appearance LOL. I REALLY love this writer, and this one is so funny but cute at the same time. It’s another two POV fic, but you’ll want to read this one in order hehe. Again, the ending is so FLUFF, that my head wanted to take a visit to the underground BUT ITS OKAY.

affection and acid reflux by volchitsae (T) // so the first fic is ~angst~ but IT GETS BETTER OKAY, happy endings. HAPPY ENDINGS. Anyway, there’s some really cute Sakusa in this one (esp. when he talks to the boy at the village LOVE HIM) and a healthy amount of angst as well. I really like this fic and guess what it is? Say it with me, COLLEGE AU LOL.

how big the hourglass, how deep the sand by volchitsae (E) // did I just recommend the same writer three times in a row? Yup and I think that says something LOL (tbh I like some of their stand alone fics more tho LMFAO but that doesn’t mean these series are bad nononono not at ALL (this sounded sarcastic but that was not the intention LOL)). This one is ~magical~ (v literally) and has some kinky stuff (holy water ftw) in it, so tread carefully :) I would make sure to read the tags before each one because it gets kinda steamy LOL.

^^ if I had to choose between these three, I liked and i press you to the pages of my heart the most just cause the plot was my type LOL. But they’re all good hehe.

a study on you(th) and reverie by sieges (G,T) // this series is such a sad series :( The first two are the only SakuAtsu but the third one is an angst Osamu one so there’s that LOL (and ofc the fourth one is KuniYama (is that their ship name idk)) But the first one is a moving on fic (which I liked) and the second is like basically a fake break up (which I liked more LOL) and both have some nice shares of angst and fluff so choose your battles wisely (or just read both LOL).

Burden of Blame by DeathBelle (E) // CHECK WARINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARIES!!! ah yes, the mafia fic LOL. I REALLY LOVE THIS FIC. I felt so bad for Atsumu the entire fic and yes it is, ATSUMU BEST BOY time. Did I really just recommend this series AGAIN for the THIRD TIME in THREE SEPARATE POSTS? Apparently LMFAO I didn’t even know TBH LOL. I just really like this one,,,,,, okay? But pls Atsumu just here for the ride man cause he BEST BOY. Anyway, if you want to see my other comments of this fic that I forgot I did links here :D (links and here are two separate links to two separate posts LOL).

OKAY so that’s most of the series that I saw and was like gotta put this here LOL. And do you see how long this is (I know I’m missing so many series I like istg when I find them later imma cry or just make another post LOL).... Can you imagine how long my actual fic fic one is LOL (i’m not kidding tho it’s so long I might just do fics with their actual summaries instead of adding my invalid, piss poor reviews :/). Ugh the more I think about it, the more I lose motivation to finish LMFAO, so imma go be no thoughts head empty, but I hope you enjoyed reading these series! I love SakuAtsu SO much, so there’s lots more to come (is that good or bad idek). I know I was kinda lazy on the warnings (my bad), so I hope you all were attentive and made sure to check before reading! Also if there are any errors, send me a message/ask! PLS, they’re v embarrassing LOL. (Also tell me if I forget to cap my I’s bc I do that sometimes and I can’t tell cause of the font LMFAO.) The way my posts get slightly more chaotic every time I post LOL.

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silver-ace-of-spades · 2 years

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A Pokémon of each type I think I could beat in a fight if I absolutely had to.

Bug: Sewaddle. A lighter would incapacitate it.

Dark: Deino. If I wear full denim armor, guaranteed win. I dare you to bite denim.

Dragon: Applin. Freezer or microwave.

Electric: Toxel. Throwing dirt at it guarantees a win.

Fairy: Jigglypuff. Earplugs, noise cancelling headphones, insomnia, and electronics. Jigglypuff passes out from oxygen deprivation trying to sing me to sleep.

Fighting: Scraggy. One word: wedgie.

Fire: Charmander. Dump water on its tail.

Flying: Ledyba. It's a ladybug.

Ghost: Pumpkaboo. Flamethrower.

Grass: Sunkern. Microwave.

Ground: Sandshrew. Anyone wanna play kickball?

Ice: Snom. Lighter or pebble.

Normal: Meowth. I have a pet cat. Full denim ftw.

Poison: Budew. Microwave.

Psychic: Exeggcute. Skillet or microwave.

Rock: Amaura. Knives are 4x effective.

Steel: Ferroseed. Magnet plus flamethrower.

Water: Magikarp. What's it gonna do, Splash me to death?

#toxic electricity #pokemon #i wouldn't want to but i could

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jinpanman · 2 years

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Hi. Pretty eyelashes update.

We shared a microwave today uwu and we touched hands uwu and his brothers were there and that was not helping omgkdkskdjs i hope it was not obvious to them that im into their brother lmaaoooo oh god

Also found out he has 1 weakness. He likes soft cup noodle 😭😭😭😭 whhyyyyyy.... crunchy cup ramen ftw

#mainder

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twitblr · 4 years

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Microwave ftw

#bbt #lol #haha #twitter #funny #lmao

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kittymsmithwritesstuff · 3 years

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From the writer ask game: 📒 any fics planned to write?

📒 any fics planned?

I have a lot of fics planned and half planned and want to plan and half-written and you're going to regret asking this question, though I appreciate it and anyone else that asks! This is pretty fun.

Big Fics:

HorizonxBloodhound/Horizonhound, Working Title: Lovestruck, about 58k words in with probably another 20ish before completion. I've talked about it a lot here so if you've followed me for a bit you know about it. Not gonna say much, but for ze first time I'll post the first few lines of BH being a goddamn simp:

She made them feel like they held the very dawn caged in their hands, the crimson of a new morning shining between the spaces of their fingers, too bright to be contained.

Perhaps that was a little dramatic.

Miragehound, "Moonstruck", this post made me go check and last I worked on it, I was about 45k in. It literally started because @translocatingbamboozler made a joke about Artur saying, "you're gonna learn how to read you little shit" to BH when they were a kid. I really loved working on it, don't know if I'll ever pick it up again since the lore is about a year out of date now, but I was really in love with the plot and characterizations I had in there and it was a lot more serious than some of my other work. Since I have the plot outlined pretty well, whether or not I finish/publish it is up in the air. Here's an excerpt, all from Mirage's perspective:

"I don't rec-recogni-know you," he said.

"Not my face, no," they said, words coated thickly in an accent that made his heart drop to the pit of his stomach, fully expecting to die.

"Oh my God."

"Lock the door." Lock the door? Sure, sure I'll lock the door, don't want anyone to walk in on your slatra, never!

In a weird moment of roboticsm, he went and locked the door, then returned to his doom. But they just turned back to looking out the window while he stood there like a stoner waiting for his pizza pocket to cook in an unplugged microwave.

HorizonxBangalore/Horizonlore, Title Undetermined. This is one I haven't actually started, but me and @translocatingbamboozler are huge into Horizonlore. Got into it right after Horizonhound. I've made notes and written some paragraphs, but I'm trying to keep myself focused on finishing the Horizonhound when it comes to big fics.

Surprise, ElsaxHoneymaren from Frozen, no title, started early 2020 for my friends and never completed because I'm an idiot AND an asshole. First chapter was fire too. Damn I need to finish this. Er, write it.

Smaller stuff:

-Little 3 chapter lobahound thing IDK if I'll ever finish

-I've got like, literally half a dozen miragehound oneshots sitting in limbo, including one from Bloodhound's first person perspective that I'd really like to finish up but I'm fucking stupid.

-Cryptaith one-shot, very sleepy, in Crypto's apartment in Gaea. I fucking love these two so much. By the way is anyone else...can someone else please write something for this? I've read my own one-shot over an embarrassing amount of times. I'd love to do a bigger fic on them, but I don't know where to start or end. It might just be a collection of vaguely connected oneshots? IDK. Fuck I love them. CryptoxWraith ftw.

-A bigger Miragehound mermaid AU but that's literally turned into my project for my writing class and also possibly an original novel so I'm stopping the details there.

-Also wrote a Moicy (MercyxMoira, Overwatch) one-shot because I fucking hate myself but love these fucking. Idiots. Moira has a secret and Mercy is like "yeah I'm finna do whatever to find it lets-a go"

-Couple Horizonlore oneshots, two were published, another one is a bit longer and IDK if I'll ever finish it

-RevenantxAsh thing from S5 that was heaps of Revenant being a grumpy, belligerant sass-bucket and Ash having fun making him do things like find out her name. I actually went back and read this and it's pretty goddamn funny so who knows, might actually finish it up

-This isn't anything I'm planning, but you made me remember I used to write Sherlock fanfiction and I have mixed feelings about that, lmao.

TLDR: Horizonhound full story, enough Miragehound to choke a horse, Horizonlore because I'm gay, soft Cryptaith

#miragehound #horizonlore #answering ask #ask meme #horizonhound #cryptaith #kmtalks #kmwrites #?#thanks for asking seriously im flattered you care enough same goes for the other anon it was a pleasant surprise #and a good distraction but im not going into that

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