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usmccigardad · 1 year
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Even Mike Tyson looks good smoking a 'gar.
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firemedicdiaz · 2 years
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Shit Happens is undoubtedly the most messed up, hilarious game I’ve ever played.
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alwaysbewoke · 4 months
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Mike Tyson cured Stevie’s blindness 😂😂
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starleska · 2 months
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You know what I realize? Punch Out!! as a series is totally full of potential Star-Approved F/Os, but I feel like you'd especially enjoy Glass Joe.
ohohoho this is a fun suggestion, thank you sweetheart!! 🙈💖 this is such a fun surprise because my knowledge of Mike Tyson's Punch Out!! is relegated entirely to this amazing SummoningSalt video on The History of Mike Tyson's Punch Out!! World Records 👀 i didn't know it had that kind of fandom, but i've just has a fun browse and oooh the fanart is amazing!!!! some really dedicated artists and other fanworks creators in there 🙏🔥
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Glass Joe, eh? you think that because i love the Toymaker i only go for silly stereotypes? 😂💖 noooo i totally get why people would fawn over him, he's a boyfailure and a malewife. excellent suggestion 😉
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supakixbabe · 1 month
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No, because I cannot befriend or be romantically involved with someone who just shit talks wrestling 24/7 or tries mansplaining shit to me as if I don’t comprehend my own passion.
I’ve had guys say to me:
“Wrestling is fake. You should watch some real sports like NFL or MMA.”
Like bitch. Do you really think Football and MMA aren’t rigged? They’re having Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, but you still think it ain’t rigged. 😂
Oh, and my favorite.
“Why are you crying over some guys winning a belt. It’s fake and it’s not that serious.”
Bitch why did you cry when the Patriots won the SuperBowl for the, what, 12th time?
✨Shut the fuck up.✨
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cyarsk52-20 · 1 year
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I wouldn't be mad if Megan came out with a song that called out every person in the industry by name who shitted on her during that trial… lyrically destroy them! The fact that there are still people defending him disgusts me. I’ll never understand this obsession with wanting assault victims to be liars. i will get back to my rant in a moment but i need to say that i always want the world to burn and pay for their crimes for their mistreatment of black women.
it’s not just meg. Rihanna, Kelis, Tina Turner, Ashanti, Keke Palmer, Dee Barnes, Michel'le, & so many other Black women were done wrong
Aaliyah never really came forward. But when the news broke that she was illegally married to R. Kelly she was shamed as if she wasn’t a victim. You can literally look up what happened during that time. Her industry peers was still working with him & didn’t give a damn.
Robin Givens was framed as a “gold digger” & was victim blamed after Mike Tyson abused. The Black community was terrible to her. Despite Mike Tyson saying in his book that punching Robin Givens “was the best punch I've ever thrown in my entire life.”…
People were nasty as hell to K Michelle when she accused Memphitz of abusing her. Only for him to later admit that he actually abused her. I can’t recall anyone who dogged her out in his defense recanting or even apologizing for the harm they brought to her.
Biggie used to abuse tf out of Lil Kim & instead of people acknowledging what happened to her they just rush to talk about her plastic surgeries (as a result of abuse btw)
Karruche, Tyra Banks , Kimora Lee Simmons , Tisha Campbell etc. all lost jobs and opportunities for speaking up
The police leaked Rihanna’s nude pictures from her phone. Nas & Dr Dre are still pillars in the community. People made fun of Keke hiding from Trey. The women of love & hip hop basically told K. Michelle she was lying. Like come the tf on. Society doesn’t care about victims especially if they are black.
if you support a nasty person who hates bw and intentionally harms them and abusers, then you’re dead to me and you can go to hell you abuser and anti bw slut!
Now back to that Canadian pos.
It’s the way he’s gone out of his way so many times to avoid accountability and paint him as innocent it’s disgusting. The narcissism. The sociopathy. The way he played the victim
Overall, Tory’s ego is why he is in the predicament that he’s in. Not because of him shooting a woman (a problem in itself). Had he owned up to what he did & took a plea deal, he would’ve been better off. He would have never had to face two decades of prison and deportation, just a couple of years in jail and that’ would be it.
& We all know folks love an abuser redemption arc. I just see it now “he took accountability for what he did” “he changed” “he’s showing growth”.. So folks would’ve ate that up! 🙃🙃 like you can’t redeem those who haven’t genuinely repented
God really blessed him with the worst team/lawyers possible. Still remember his lawyer acting a fool. “Y’all come back with a not guilty verdict yet?” He really thought social media was the judge and jury 🤣😂🤣😂
He thought the fact other misogynists and abusers were loudly backing him meant he would've gotten off. Womp womp!
she more of a real nigga than him. she was just gone let that shit ride but he started talking shit. He should have been grateful that she didn’t turn his dusty behind to the cops at the crime scene at first, she was gonna let him off the hook and was willing to let the whole situation go as well? She was being extremely gracious but he chose clownery, he still decided to run his mouth & drag her on the internet now he’s jailed. It’s what he deserves.
the fact that she literally tried to protect him from the police at first despite what he did to her. she was literally willing to let it go and try to move on, HE dragged it and was in the blogs calling her a liar.
Literally or just not say anything if no one else was saying anything he decided to drag it a be corny
if a mf show you mercy, just take that lesson and keep it pushing. At the very least be grateful. Most people would have turned that person who shot them that same night and called the cops. When people grace you you better not take it for granted.
I swear people be getting too big for they britches and think fat meat ain’t greasy.
i say this all the time not once did he show a ounce of empathy or even keep quiet , he was antagonizing her for a whole 2 years straight being the ring leader having ppl encourage his disgusting behavior, Literally all he has to blame is his ego. Megan had no initial intention of cooperating with the state/cops or outing him as the shooter. He could have gotten away with this if he wasn't such an egotistical, opportunistic, entitled, sociopathic, narcissistic, misogynist prick. so now he’ll have plenty of time to think about his actions and I hope they deport that leprechaun with the quickness 🫶🏾 .
It’s definitely his fault and I’m glad to see him burn.
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kudosmyhero · 8 months
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The Amazing Spider-Man (vol. 1) #54: Disaster!
Read Date: January 14, 2023 Cover Date: January 1968 ● Writer: Stan Lee ● Penciler: John Romita ● Inker: Mike Esposito ● Colorist: {uncredited} ● Letterer: Sam Rosen ● Editor: Stan Lee ●
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**HERE BE SPOILERS: Skip ahead to the fan art/podcast to avoid spoilers
Reactions As I Read: ● picking up with Spidey having amnesia and being manipulated by Doc Ock ● (pg 2) Car 54, where are you? (I didn't realize I even had that memory! We're talking Nick-at-Nite in the 80s/early 90s playing reruns of old tv shows from the 50s and 60s. There was a show called Car 54, Where Are You? I just looked it up and realized one of the actors was Herman Munster, and that same actor was the old guy in the original Pet Sematary. 🤯 All of that from this little panel, which I have no doubt is an easter egg for that TV show)
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● so the nullifier starts to overheat, so they take it back to Doc Ock's lab for him to check it over. he discovers a missing element--isotope 16--which is stored nearby at Ft. Tyson ● Ock tells Spidey to go there and get it ● (pg 7) meanwhile, Gwen and Harry go to Aunt May's to see if she's heard from Peter because no one has seen him in days. of course all this does is worry May, who is already upset over the "poor, misunderstood Dr. Octopus!" ● M.J. shows up with a newspaper saying Spidey has joined Doc Ock ● (pg 8) Captain Stacy--Gwen's dad. Gwen calls him to report Peter missing ● back to Spider-Man, who has just arrived at the base ● (pg 9) Spidey is surprised at his super strength but didn't bat an eye at climbing walls or swinging on webs 😂 ● Spider-Man drops the map Ock gave him as he makes his escape ● (pg 12) Col. Jameson and his squad follow the map back to Ock's lab ● Ock turning on Spidey now that he has his isotope 16 ● (pg 18) Col. Jameson uses the nullifier on Ock's tentacles ● (pg 19) Spidey still doesn't have his memories, but he realizes he can't be Ock's partner ● Ock is arrested. Col. Jameson tells Spidey that he's detained, too, but Spidey runs for it ● 👏👏👏
Synopsis: Struck with amnesia from his exposure to a Nullifier device, Spider-Man is convinced by Doctor Octopus that he is one of his henchmen. Spider-Man then assists them to commit crimes, which make headlines. Spider-Man however, doesn't feel right about what he's doing. Meanwhile, Peter Parker's absence has gotten all his friends and family worried as they have no clue where he could have gone.
Meanwhile, Doctor Octopus tries to get Spider-Man to unmask, but Spider-Man realizes that if they were really partners, Octopus would already know his secret identity. Spider-Man realizes that he's been tricked and battles Doctor Octopus. Meanwhile, the military has been tracking Spider-Man since his last theft netted Doctor Octopus' secret missile plans.
During the fight, John Jameson manages to immobilize Doctor Octopus with the nullifier. When Dr. Octopus tries to talk Spider-Man into helping him get free, Spider-Man declines. He tells Jameson that he doesn't remember who he is, but he knows for sure that he's no partner of Octopus. When Octopus is taken into custody, Jameson asks Spider-Man to come with them as well. Spider-Man refuses and flees. Later, Spider-Man takes a look his reflection in the window hoping that it will remind him of who he is, but only sees a stranger looking back at him.
(https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Amazing_Spider-Man_Vol_1_56)
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Fan Art: Spidey vs Doc Ock by Kenpudiosaki
Accompanying Podcast: ● Swinging Through Spider-Man - episode 54
● Let's Read Spider-Man - episode 34
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newsacramento · 7 days
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Cat Fight 🥊 Mike Tyson inspiration 😂 #cats #boxing #youtube #funny
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nuttingonurass · 26 days
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Mike Tyson’s Funny Gun Story 😂
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sob-sister · 3 months
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not the biting. she was on her mike tyson shit backstage. 😭😭
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they were never actually going to stand for it, so i found it laughable that they did all that only to end up … we know where.
i just know he's sick and tired of her. there's a video somewhere of her calling his name and the look on his face when he heard her voice. visibly died on the inside.
i saw that, but i didn't know that that's her. i've seen photos of her before, but as i said i am not on that side of the internet, so you for sure know more than me. i am starting to compile a little list. looking something like this. 😂
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another one, thank you! 👍🏼
i did not know about this whole friendship connection. you really are observant.
i have some "info" on the the last person you mentioned (who it's all connected to) and some of their "connections", but i don't know how to say it with out flat out saying it. give me some time and i will come back to you. just keep this in your head for now.
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rebeleden · 5 months
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Watch "Mike Tyson’s Funny Gun Story 😂" on YouTube
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I’ve seen that look on the face of Mike Tyson’s opponents 😂 Daniel believed every word.
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chess-engines-diary · 7 months
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Mike Tyson i Arnold Schwarzenegger. 
Podobno swoje sukcesy zawdzięczają właśnie szachom.😂
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kmp78 · 8 months
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He's so funny on that video when he makes these manly, brutal "cool" movements with his hands or sticks out his tongue.Somebody tell this idiot that he doesn't look like Mike Tyson or another brutal dude, and it doesn't suit him.He is handsome and fragile, these habits of his disgust
He's hilarious when he tries to act "butch" but in reality is a reedy little princess who cries when she doesn't get her buckwheat pillow. 😂😭👸
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ghostmann82 · 1 year
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Watch "“If Mike Tyson identifies as a female"😂" on YouTube
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