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realhankmccoy · 5 months
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Milwaukee absolutely is the most underrated city in the midwest, and possibly in all of middle America.
Chicago's the nicest and best city though. I don't like that word, 'best' because it's really gross, especially when applied to yourself or even, sorta you know, your child. A blue ribbon, a gold medal...
Yes kids, we have passed beyond the era of the participation trophy into something much worse...
The Trumpian era of awarding oneself and one's spawn the superlative participation trophy. All one must do is give oneself a trophy that says oneself is the best now.
Lots of people are doing this. That is how America has transformed. Stage 1 (pre-Millennials tension): a blue ribbon or gold medal goes to the victor, judged by a panel of impartial and responsible adults. Stage 2 (Millennials' childhoods): you all get a trophy because we want you all to know you're all special and life isn't about winning
[the participation trophy experiment, though it may not have produced the intended results much like communism often did not, was the most noble of intentions]
Step 3 (Millennials as grown adults, cucked by Trump's narcissism and braggadoccio and Melania's BE BEST): I GIVE MYSELF A TROPHY I AM THE BEST HAHAHAHAHAH EVERYONE ELSE IS A LOSER I HOPE THEY DIE DIE DIE DIE MOTHERFUCKER HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I AM THE BEST!!!!
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norel-ravenclaw · 1 year
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Oh, hey! You're writing for Court of Darkness! Anyway hi. Can I request a chaotic Gen Z reader trolling the S Rank squad? Thanks
Meming It Up In Saligia
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Fandom: Court of Darkness (otome game)
Featured characters: Knight, Fenn, Violet, Guy, Toa, Roy, Sherry
Genre: Crack~
Rating: sfw
Word count: 180+
Description: I wanted to ignore this. God I wanted to ignore it. And these STUPID ASS scenes keep popping into my head. Making me chuckle like an idiot at 3 am. MAYBE by posting this nonsense I can move on with my life.
WARNINGS: | crack | possible death by cringe | im a millennial, not gen z im sorry | so sorry |
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I never meant for this to happen. I really didn’t.
I’m supposed to be this all powerful queen-god-savior-hero… person. A lot of people might rely on me someday. I should be dignified. Try to blend in.
But when Knight got so excited seeing the cats at the docks, it just slipped out. “Look at all those chickens!”
And when Violet approaches me, how am I physically supposed to repress calling her “Mommy? Sorry.”
“Aw, you sweet thing! How adorable! Unless, of course, you’re coming on to me?” Her eyes are far too eager. Her… assets far too close. …And enticing.
ABORT MISSION!
I mean really, when Guy and Toa are going at it like a couple of twelve year olds, is it really so inappropriate to say, “You two should really go touch some grass. It might help.”
Is it so wrong?
Fenn belongs in horny jail, it’s just a fact.
Roy and I watching Tino drop an armful of things from across the dorm foyer, is it really my fault when “Rip” leaves my mouth?
At least Sherry thinks it’s hilarious when I tell her she’s slaying… (Although confused that she’s not actually a queen??)
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kid-be · 28 days
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So I read it somewhere that us millenials are in denial when it comes to aging, I’ll have to agree on that one. But I like it, I like that fight for relevance as long as it has a smart angle. And that’s kind of the thing, did you just read what I wrote? “that fight for relevance”, and what the fuck does that have to do with age? It’s an interesting thing to ponder, it’s like my subconscious is…
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scarefox · 11 months
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BLITZ UNION - The Sun Always Shines On T.V. (Official Video)
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woofdrm · 1 year
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what makes me crazy about ppl using gay slurs and deragatories on george is HE IS A MILLLENIAL. HE WAS UNIRONICALLY, UNAFFECTIONATELY, GENUINELY CALLED THAT. these were weaponized against him. i hate gen z sorry to be ageist or whatever but fuck y'all chronically online teen gays. talk to older strangers like that and you'll get your shit rocked
i've seen a LOT of millenial and gen x gays reclaim f**. it's not wildly uncommon for them. yet i've NEVER seen them use it on each other on the internet (ie to strangers....and yes ccs are strangers). gen z seems to have decided to "reclaim" fruit and use it with wild abandon without realizing it's literally just them. i've seen a lot of millenial gays talk about how fucking weird it is for everyone to freely call strangers "fruity" now. i think gen z thinks it's community slang (it's not and never has been) and it got lost in translation but who knows
I honestly think it’s partially generational (again, tik tok has had a huge effect on this) and partially to do with privilege of where you live/family/etc. I grew up in one of the resists districts in my state, in a very rural area (my school had “drive your tractor to school day” for fucks sake) so there was exactly one girl who was Out in my graduating class. ONE. So yeah the idea of calling other people the slurs that I heard thrown around as a “joke” is so foreign to me, even as a gen Z.
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chipadip · 3 months
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BITCHES BE LIKE: MILF. MILLLENIAL I'D LIKE TO FUCK
mE AN, INTELLECTUAL: MOTHER I'D LIKE TO FUCK
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vulnus-sanare · 6 months
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meeting? shit you're a milllenial
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I'm not sure if that was supposed to be an insult, a statement, or pity because my interpretation skills are long gone due to my burn-out so here is a mix of three possible reactions to that.
thanks for messaging though. you may send insults - I don't mind at this point, i'll be +- happy to reply.
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anoras · 2 years
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pov milllenial woman [existing] videos: basic clothing item said to be out of fashion, harmless activity deemed cringe, harmless joke deemed cringe, harmless joke deemed cringe, basic clothing item said to be out of fashion, harmless acti
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ems-collection · 5 years
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Is my generation going to be the one to end telemarketing scams? We don’t pick up the damn phone
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growwithmech · 4 years
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Y'all, if you do not listen to The Clark Sisters, I challenge you to listen! 
(via https://open.spotify.com/track/7guzf9CjEDbZIJmIja4Etj?si=XV8KEjcFR3aRrPFKeFlHhQ)
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benjaminposs · 7 years
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#Satellites was the first of many music videos for Brainwashed. What do you think is next? #Brainwashed WATCH HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8fVYa3sDe0
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gaykarstaagforever · 7 years
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OF COURSE Millennials and Baby Boomers don't understand each other.
When my mom was 20, women were still buying dress patterns and bolts of cloth and making their own clothes. There were three TV channels and the government turned them off at midnight. You could buy a good used car for $700. You could pay a mortgage and comfortably raise a family of four on one income of $11,000 a year. Movies and popular music were made by innovative rebel artists because the consumer market demanded fun things they had never seen before.
Oh and also, public racial slurs were considered light comedy, and no one was quite sure what rape even was, including the police and the US Justice Department.
This doesn't excuse old people when they insist on being horrible idiots. But it does explain why half the time they don't even know they're doing that, and why they don't get Rick and Morty and never will. We're almost literally from different planets.
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ewmyopinions-blog · 7 years
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Acne: Smash or Pass?
Yes, it is 2017. Yes, I realize that 2016 was the big year of body positivity and self love. But over the course of 2016 and what has been of 2017, I rarely ever see acne positivity. Yes, here and there there might be a post or article on how acne is a natural process and no one should shame themselves for it, and I entirerly agree. I believe we should have more awareness and positivity on acne in the first place! Many teens, such as myself, may feel like acne is a dead shoot of any decent looks, but that’s wrong! Acne is natural, and we should not be shamed for it. It doesn’t matter your gender, male, female, non-binary, etc. you will at least encounter one pimple to rise on your face in your lifetime. I myself get breakouts of small acne in large amounts typically on my forehead, chin, and t-zone, and I honestly only cover it when I have a major activity going on. I know tons of people who don’t have a care at all for covering it. Some feel as though they want to, and if they want to then they should! Whether you cover your acne or not should be up to you, not peers or society’s standards. You should not have to feel pressured into covering your acne or feeling ashamed that you have it.
“I had just started ninth grade when I got my acne. And I had braces. I wouldn’t look people in the eye. It was not a good time for me- it just killed my self-esteem.” -Kendall Jenner
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uncontinuous · 2 years
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Gae zoomers are too cute and i need to like murder a billionaire or four and steal their money to adopt said zoomers and make their dreams come true
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witchsleep · 3 years
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Free avocado toast. Winning the millennial game.
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