Naruto: My favorite flavor of ice cream is chocolate, with like a BUNCH of candy.
Sakura: I like vanilla, it makes it easy to add stuff to it if I’m feeling it.
Naruto: How about you Sasuke?
Sasuke: Sakura.
Sakura: Yes?
Sasuke: No, my favorite flavor.
Naruto: Of ice cream?
Sasuke: No. It’s my favorite flavor. I enjoy it nightly.
Sakura, understanding: SASUKE! *blushing madly*
Naruto, NOT understanding: Really? You must really like it then!
Sasuke, looking at Sakura directly: Yes, it’s delicious.
Naruto, still very much not understanding: Can I try some?
Sasuke: You want to fucking die, dumbass?
Naruto, hands up: Damn, keep your ice cream greedy.
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please know that i am always thinking about this
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“OH THIS BITCH NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN”
-me about 99.9% of the characters on The Glory
I don’t encourage violence (often) but every single bully needs a full american style beat down at the end of each calendar day.
I can’t wait to write for the The Glory’s american adaption, The MollyWhop
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happy two weeks to the loss of my peace and sanity because i watched face the raven/heaven sent/hell bent all in one go
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this fictional character cannot be dead !!! i mean sure he was beaten and stabbed and stomped to a bloody pulp but that doesn't mean anything !!!!
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fear of the dawn by jack white review:
1. taking me back (7/10)
2. fear of the dawn (9/10)
3. the white raven (6/10)
4. hi-de-ho w/ q-tip (10/10)
5. eosophobia (10/10)
6. into the twilight (8/10)
7. dusk (interlude)
8. what’s the trick? (7/10)
9. that was then this is now (3/10)
10. eosophobia (reprise)
11. morning noon and night (7/10)
12. shedding my velvet (7/10)
ranking: B tier
a good album from jack white
if you like: dan auerbach, the raconteurs, band of skulls, the dead weather, the white stripes, black rebel motorcycle club
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ASTARION WANTS ME I WIN AT THE VIDEO GAME
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I feel you, its so bad 😭, I had to go on a functioning adult human schedule for school and good god, out the house by 7am... bad bitches are not built for that..
WE REALLY ARE... and man, I can brute force myself into any schedule if there are things that HAVE to be done at certain times (like school, like you said) but it absolutely never feels "right". it feels like waking up at 3am to go to the airport type of shit.
and it is truly so annoying... to get hit with the "that's a Normal schedule, you need to Fix your schedule" okay. alright. but let me hit you with this one. is it "normal" or is it just conducive to a 8 - 5. because no matter what my sleep schedule is like, or how locked in I am, I'm more clear headed at night + more productive and energetic. and no matter what, I'm tired during the day, especially the brightest times of day when the sun is allegedly supposed to be signaling my brain to be awake and alert. and it doesn't matter how much sleep I got.
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"are you a summer person or a winter person" "are you a spring or fall person" "do you love or hate thunderstorms" there is something to love and admire in every season and natural phenomenon and i think it's better to find little things to appreciate no matter the weather rather than staying inside and wasting time waiting until it's different outside. hope this helps
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[[[SAME ANON WITH THE MALLET I JUST NOW REALIZED I DON'T KNOW. IF I MADE WHAT I WAS SAYING SOUND LIKE A JOKE OR MAKE IT VERY CLEAR THAT IT WAS BUT. I GENUINELY LOVE OTTO AND YOUR STUFF. LIKE ALOT.]]] Can I be like sooooo serious rn your stuff especially the JD Ex Saga genuinely inspired me to make my own trolls oc stuff. You are like. one of my biggest inspirations & your art is was one of the main factors that dragged me into the trolls fandom kicking and screaming. Fr keep it up man!!!!!!! <33
Me rn
Hehe but for real this message is so sweet!! I'm glad that my art catalyzed your desire to create, that's literally all I could hope for ❤️❤️
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