#my boyfriend is great

[kween-kiss-my-ass]

so i’ve been watching the animated harley quinn show with my boyfriend and i told him i shipped commissioner gordon with batman bc gordon is soooooooo eternally down bad, and he was like wait here and made this absolute masterpiece for me

there isn’t any audio btw

#batman #gordon #commissioner gordon #harley quinn #dc #meme #video #text #shit post #WhAt IS GoINg ON in tHE HoUSe of conGreS #brooooooooo #my boyfriend is great #it took him like thirty minutes

[itsshawtyfellas]

I like them nerdy and submissive. That's it. That's the post.

#paris sounds great this time of the year #i want both of them in my mouth- #they're a munch #i just know it #boyfriends fr #the granny hasn't dipped yet #dave lizewski #dave lizewski x reader #todd haynes #todd haynes x reader #aaron taylor johnson #atj #evan peters #btw i just reached 100 followers #thank you guys so much🩷 #pietro maximoff #marvel x reader

[beanghostprincess]

i like acesan because i believe sanji would fucking lose it with ace being a good brother. it would instantly make him fall in love with him. ace being kind to luffy and loving him to death would have sanji on his knees quicker than anything.

#honestly same #nothing makes someone hotter than being kind and loving to their family #is this just my trauma talking? maybe! #do i care? absolutely not! #ace is so boyfriend coded look at him he was made to be brother first boyfriend second and that's what makes him so great #he loves luffy so much i'm in love with him we should kiss #<- sanji thinks this #one piece #acesan #sanji #black leg sanji #portgas d ace #monkey d luffy

[fictionadventurer]

Fantasy retelling of Northanger Abbey:

Innocent young Catherine Morland is overjoyed to have the chance to go to the King's City, leaving her quiet country town for a more diverse and magical metropolis.

Catherine loves reading fairy tales about the dramatic deeds of long-ago fae.

Henry Tilney is a trickster fairy prince who is jaded by a lifetime of dealing with the machinations of the fae courts. He gets amusement out of living among humans and laughing at their follies.

Catherine meets Henry and is immediately awed at his backstory and (metaphorically) enchanted by his charming personality.

For reasons unknown, Henry's father encourages Henry to romantically pursue Catherine. Henry half-heartedly goes along with it, because it's not a bad idea to stay in Dad's good graces.

And then he's shocked to find himself actually falling in love--because Catherine loves him and because she's genuinely innocent and good in a world where he thought such people didn't exist.

To everyone's surprise, Catherine gets an invite to stay at Henry's father's palace.

An actual enchanted fairy palace? How could Catherine say no?

As they're traveling there, Henry plays up all the old fairy tale tropes warning Catherine how to behave. He's joking (things haven't been like that for centuries) but Catherine still takes it to heart.

Catherine hears of the dramatic tale of the life and death of Henry's mother (perhaps a human? So Henry's actually only half-fae?). With her imagination primed by the stories she knows, Catherine starts to interpret faint "evidence" as proof that his mother's actually hidden away under a fate-worse-than-death curse, perhaps just waiting for a pure-of-heart maiden to come break the spell.

Henry catches Catherine during her quest and is amused and a bit offended. Do you know what you're saying? Maybe things like that could happen long ago and far away, but the fairies are Christianized now. Enchantments like that are far too brutal to consider.

She's right that his dad's a jerk, though.

Not long after this, Henry's dad sends Catherine away in disgrace. He had heard that Catherine was the Chosen One of a prophecy and wanted her to increase the power of his kingdom. He's shocked to learn it's not true (you mean humans can lie?), and in his anger he's harsh in sending her away.

Henry refuses to abandon Catherine and gets himself banished for refusing to give her up.

He shows up at her ordinary home and declares his love and they live happily ever after.

#northanger abbey #jane austen #i started thinking about the parallels between coming-of-age and portal fantasy stories #remembered my assertion that northanger abbey is a portal fantasy #and took it a step further with fairy prince henry tilney #this book is so great for fantasy aus because henry makes an excellent magical boyfriend

[clockworkvampyre]

goofy gifs i made part 2

#ace attorney #the great ace attorney #dai gyakuten saiban #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #barok van zieks #enoch drebber #cant you tell i fucking love phoenix #i made the enoch one specifically for my boyfriend lmao

[murasaki-cha]

Wait holy schist I just realised something about Percy Jackson as I was about to sleep holy crap!

You know how everyone has a crush on Percy because let's be fr have you seen the man. But in reality he's always the one being rejected which is straight up hilarious.

Only once did he reject Calypso when he left Ogygia. After that it was just:

Rachel "Sorry Percy turns out I'm not into you, I'm into your world and the adventure" Elizabeth Dare

Nico "You're not my type" di Angelo

Meanwhile Percy who's been making heart eyes at Annabeth for the past 7 years just going: "....wait what?"

Percy's just surprised people have a crush on him. Everyone has a crush on him and yet everyone rejects him it's hysterical 😂

#is percy a himbo? no #does he have himbo tendencies? mayhaps #i love my boy he's just doing his best and being a great boyfriend and friend #should not look that hot slaughtering monsters tho people are not that strong to not swoon percy #percy jackson and the olymians #percy jackson #pjo #heroes of olympus #hoo #pjo hoo toa #pjo calypso #rachel elizabeth dare #rachel dare #nico di angelo #riordanverse #rick riordan

[ratqu33n]

oh my god so many thoughts about the new episode

The contrast between Fabian and Riz really fucking kills me. Like Riz's mom is working herself to the bone trying to find a way to help him pay for college and has to have this hard conversation with Riz before school starts because it's just that important that he starts thinking about scholarships and jobs and stuff. In stark contrast with Fabian's mom who not only got married while he was away (presumably without telling him), but also left immediately all whilst giving him exponentially more things to deal with in her absence. Like I know it's funny that Fabian apparently doesn't even know where glasses are in his own home but it's kind of really sad to me. This guy is eighteen years old and doesn't know how to do anything for himself. He has to start applying for colleges soon and has to learn how to feed himself and be a person and all these basic things all at the same time. The whole theme of the season seems to be just exhaustion so far but Fabian's whole family life just makes me really tired for him.

#fabian seacaster #fantasy high #dimension 20 #ramblings #im projecting but thats nothing new #I'm coming out rn as a hallariel seacaster hater #fabians home life is like not great imo #my man was kinda lowkey neglected!!! #like having to deal with your newly sober mom still not paying any attention to you #and her boyfriend/husband you kind of hate #and now your new school year is coming up and you're going to be alone all year #so fucked up for him #fantasy high spoilers

[asexualjedi]

Julian saying “garak the tailor” to his friends like there is another garak they know

#like no no I wasn’t trying to get him to admit he was a spy like five minutes ago #ds9 #st #the great ds9 rewatch #Julian’s like that boy bit my boyfriend give me the hot goss random Dabo player

[flore01]

Max Verstappen when his teammate takes the podium: 😬🙂🥱👍🏻

Max Verstappen when a Ferrari boy takes the podium: 😝🤗🤩☺🥳

#max verstappen has a type #the biggest tifosi there is #he would trade sergio's podium for charles #max #carlos and charles are a great trio #max: this is my boyfriend and my boyfriend's best friend #lol #f1 #formula 1 #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #carlos sainz

[taylorswiftshipsbyler]

sometimes I like to think about gay people.

#mainly byler #and occasionally luberto #and my great uncle who died before i was born but was seemingly fucking awesome #he was an artist and also had a boyfriend #my mom told me about him but i heard her talking one of our other family members and she said she has one if his drawings #AND SHE NEVER SHOWED ME #but also nick and charlie #thats pretty rare though #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #byler tumblr #will x mike #mike x will #byler endgame #heartstopper #also im using gay as a general term for queer #i know thar nick is bi

[brookheimer]

okay me

#not really bc this article is lowkey batshit and he would be a terrible boyfriend bc the second u show him genuine affection he’d split #but he’d be great for Me bc i can not show him geniune affection. and also bc maybe our sex issues would cancel out like pemdas #or maybe not and we’d just be eunuch besties which would be perfectly fine for both of us #but this article is genuinely making the case for roman roy being a good boyfriend which is like… such an unheard of level of delusional #thinking that i almost respect it. or i would if it wasn’t just fucking stupid #succession #roman roy #the roman love has reached unparalleled heights it’s beyond my understanding now. they’ve gone from villifying to woobifying #oh how times have changed #100

[murderandcoffee]

I think tim should have dated mike crew

#like. he dates him without realizing who he is. just a hot guy with a lightning scar?? fuck yeah #and then jon is like MIKE CREW?? FROM MY STATEMENTS?? and tim is like no?? that’s my boyfriend #and mike just kinda quietly goes yeah no I am mike crew from his statements. sorry babe #I think they’d be great together #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #tim stoker #timothy stoker #mike crew #michael crew #bs.txt #call them… croker. wait STEW

[perfektblau]

SCREAMING FRIENDS

SCREAMING FRIENDS

#boyfriend to death #btd strade #btd lawrence #lawrence oleander #strade #ren hana #my art #my shit art #why did I do this? I.. i don't know... #i thought combining two things i like would come out great #but im not sure

[xamaxenta]

wow aint u a sight for sore eyes

#literally my eyes fucking hurt #portgas d ace #fire fist ace #one piece #one piece fanart #second division commander #my art #:) he is done i can rest … #every time i work on something i end up doubling the time it should take bc im a weenie #but also full time job that sucks all my time and energyuhhfhdh capitalism shakes fists #alternative title is the song you know the one you tell your boyfriend he says hes got beef but im a vegetarian and im aint fucking scared #of him #its great #lol

[ohno-the-sun]

Collection of doodles of @chknbzkt ‘s designs

#the anatomy is messed up in this #but considering my usual approach to anatomy is fuck it we ball #Pfpf #chkn is great at like form and shape #it’s super intimidating #I’m bad at animals #sundrop #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #Halloween au #fanartception #I’m gonna put werewolf sun in my pocket #give him a boyfriend or two and set them up in a little dollhouse to watch them #I’m so normal about them

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#When People Ask Me Why I'm Team Alex

#i mean need i say more #its all about the gestures and words #i love him #protect him at all costs #my life with the walter boys #alex x jackie #jackie x alex #alex walter #jackie howard #nikki rodriguez #ashby gentry #love #season 1 #alex being a great friend/boyfriend #my sweet boy who can do no wrong