#my boyfriend is so mad

[deoidesign]

astronyaut

#this is so cute. I made it really fast for my boyfriend #cause I got a new printer and now... I just wanna print everything.... #IVE GONE MAD WITH POWER #I need to buy............ paper.................................................. #digital art #digital illustration #space #astronaut #cat #my art

[craycraybluejay]

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

#this pussy makes homosexual men hate themselves !! #this tdick makes you want to kill yourself !! #this wretched and desirous personality has captivated you so !! #pussy change your life like im god~ they always fall in love not my fault~ #im never pickin up when they call~ #<- song lyrics #you want to fuck me so bad it makes you act stupid !! #im genuinely not mad people are generally going to end up hating themselves too much to be chill #but i am having a wild laugh bc this mf who told me i'm a gross freak also told me that he has sex dreams about me regularly #like yeah ok faggot #watch this loser text me in like a year apologizing for being a judgy little bitch begging me to respond LMFAO #thank u next hoe !! #idk its extra liberating to not only decide to be more choosy but also to know they obsessed #how's the vanilla boyfriend taste? can he get you off 7 times in a row? does he make you feel free and hedonistic? #anyway yeah im just being mean here bc its a mood boost i would not say this shit to anyone lmao #trust me bro i am literally the last person to cross the line when i get emotional (usually excited sometimes angry or horny) #ok no im a little prone to excitedly infodumping for 8 hrs but i try not to offend people #making enemies for no reason is a terrible idea

[sluckythewizard]

i muade this in like 20 minuts and i refuse to spend anymore time on it. heres the video that possessed me to make it

#i might spruce it up more for a doodly page later #who knows #in the meantime though this can try to break containment if it wants to #this fuckin video was crackin me up so hard i HAD to make it real #i love emizel tucker so so fuckin much UUGGHH #ALSO I JUST FINISHED WATCHING EP 9 BTW. AND OH MY GOD. OH COME ON. WHAT THE FUCK. IM SO MAD ABT GABE #THEY COULDVE BEEN BOYFRIENDS. WHAT THE FUCK. CMOOON #also i gotta leave in a while to work a shift at 2 am and im NERVOUS. AND ITS MANIFESTING IN WAYS #AND THOSE WAYS INCLUDE SCREAMIN ABT BLORBOS ON TWITTER #HEEELP ME HEEELP!! HELP MEEE!!!

[gobstoppr]

hey guys am i allowed to say on main that i dont like metadad . am i gonna get beaten up for saying this.

guys i think we all took the term found family too literally and now everythings flattened into a boring nuclear family. guys can we stop. hello . is anybody there

#text #it was kinda charming at first but it feels like everytime i try to look at the mk tag its always the same shit . guys. guys. #we can do so much more w/ their dynamics than just dad and son ugh its so . ughhh. #every since i realized i was like . really really aroace. ive started to grow a bit of a distaste for shipping culture #this is relavant i swear. iwanna talk about metadede #like ok in fandoms right. theres often #the enforcement of specific roles onto characters for a simplified understanding of them for memes and drawing ideas #we want gay rep but we dont quite have it canonically so we make our queer headcanons seem more legit #by giving a char a same sex partner. ok easy we did it. gay people are real now #and we get awesome art and its wonderful bc people are wonderful #but its like . the relationships themselves feel flat a lot of the times. #metadede never seems to be about dedede. its about mk having a boyfriend. bc we need him to date someone. #and im not like . mad at anyone about this. i participated in it back in the day. but like. #ok so. gay hcs are the most popular in most fandom things bc its easy; hot; and sweet #but things like aro or ace hcs? its just. they. how can you depict that in a single framed drawing of a char?so theres none at all. #its not even that i actively hc chars aroace its jsut this is my world view; how i default to reading chars #maybe this rant in the tags is unrelated after all. #but idk. ive got lots of thoughts about things. #anyways as ceo of meta knigth im right about everything #i can talk more about metadad stuff specifically if people want

[inchidentally]

Can we talk about the F1 article on Oscar’s day in the life. He is so normal and wholesome. Chicken/fish, rice, and fish for dinner? Waking up at 9am and not being bothered to prepare breakfast on non-race days? Prioritizing hanging out/spending quality time with Lily? Walks and dinners with Lily? I’m crying. So normal and yet so boyfriend wholesome.

he's just so ??? I wonder if Lily minds if we start referring to him as Our Boyfriend

I actually rly loved hearing what his routine is when he's going into MTC bc he views himself as such a normal employee. the hot chocolate is so cute holy shit. just a good normal boy doing his job and having a hot chocolate w his coworkers <3

NUMBER ONE PRIORITY IS SLEEP ?? oh Lily is about to steal those blackout curtains back if his fine ass doesn't put her first alsfgsljagf I'm kidding but oh my god buddy can this growth spurt finish already so you don't sleep like a 2 week old kitten ??

I truly don't follow other drivers close enough to know but like to me this is so grown up of him already ?? I know Lando's lunches and dinners are all food delivery service (that he sometimes forgets about in his freezer for six months apparently) and Carlos can make pancakes. and ofc Yuki can cook. but considering Oscar's been making his own dinners since covid lockdown I feel like he's pretty responsible and skilled at making his own food considering he's one of the youngest on the grid?

I genuinely cannot remember Lando's tea or coffee preferences but this feels like a potential bonding thing lol. Lando tends to have the taste buds of a nine year old so I could see them both preferring hot chocolate while everyone else has espresso and a brew!

#inchreplies #ppl get mad when I post directly to oscar's tag so I'll use my own #boyfriend shaped #op lore

[harrywavycurly]

So just for like funsies what would y’all say to the idea of you being besties with the “bad boys of horror” aka Jason, Michael, Freddy and Ghosty while also dating Eddie? So he has to not only treat you right because he’s dating you he also has the added terror of dealing with your besties if he breaks your heart👀

I feel like this would be his face when you tell him who you’re besties are because you’re just like “this is Jason and Freddy oh and that’s Michael he’s quiet and where’s Ghosty? He’s always running around being weird…Anyway…guys this is my boyfriend Eddie”:

#i can’t help myself okay so don’t be mad if you see this soon lol #eddie munson au #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson concept #bad boys of horror #boyfriend!eddie munson #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson #my little dungeon master baby

[jegulus-trash]

regulus: im small, but knowing

james: you don't even know what the top shelf looks like

#MY BOYFRIEND SENT YHID TO ME IM SO MAD RN #I KNOW WHAT THE TOP SHELF LOOKS LIKE OKAY I HAD TO CLIMB A STOOL ON A CHAIR BUT I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #starchaser #marauders #the marauders era #harry potter fandom

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

Underrated adorable thing Kyouka does is when someone gives her something to do and/or tries to show her something new and she gives it her full, serious attention.

It could be a matter of life-or-death. It could be delivering an important document. It could be taking care of a cat. It could be mixing a little candy. Doesn't matter.

Someone: *showing Kyouka a thing*

Kyouka: *staring intently, laser-fucking-focused*

What makes this so good to me is that it's nothing to do with her mafia training - she tends to go numb and distant when her assassin instincts kick in. When she focuses like this, it's driven by her genuine want to learn how to do the thing and do it perfectly. And yeah, part of this is also likely to do with her want to prove that she can do good things, but there are a million different ways she could go about this and she chooses... to watch people. To listen and learn and try her hardest at every single little thing she does. Honestly, I don't think this is anything she picked up from anyone - I think she's just like that. She gives everything she does her full attention.

And yeah, sometimes she gets a little too into it (tasing the guy she was supposed to deliver the files to, making a gigantic tower of god grub...) but she's got the spirit.

You guys she's so cute. She's SO cute. And also I think so incredibly strong for this. I don't think Kyouka fully realizes how much of her recovery is due her own consistent dogged efforts. Atsushi and the Agency gave her an opportunity and a safe home base and she took it and ran with it through her own conviction (in spite of all the setbacks), making herself brighter in the process.

#now if only the story would directly acknowledge this... #or have kyouka have a major role or expanded interactions outside of her dynamic with atsushi... #listen her and atsushi's dynamic is so sweet but my favourite kyouka scenes remain the ones with her and kouyou or akutagawa #also that bit in wan where she was better than atsushi at complimenting lucy so they both ditched him lol #i miss herrrrrr #actually as far as i remember kyouka yosano lucy and poe are still unaccounted for #maybe they're working on some other part of the agency's plan? #i'd love it if yosano got to confront teruko tbfh #and lucy just tossing fukuchi in her room while poe cheers because he's mad his boyfriend was knocked out then manhandled like a kitten #and kyouka faces vampire akutagawa and or helps aya and bram get away #my crappy late night theorizing that is basically just a wishlist #anyways that's not the point of this post the point is that i love kyouka #bsd #idk does this count as meta? it's more just my unhinged rambling #bsd meta #i guess #bsd kyouka #storyrambles

[tooquirkytolose]

Rewatched birds of prey and I forget what an unhinged homoerotic whatever it is zsaz and sionis had going on..like..ok...

#its like the shonen thing #sionis veers so far into misogyny it turns a little gay #like oooohhhh im sooooo mad luckily my loyal henchman is here to rub my shoulders and whisper in my ear #meanwhile henchman acts like a jealous boyfriend everytime his boss starts praising black canary?!?!?! #i know what you are....

[ninja-boo]

GET MINIMUS AMBUS OUT OF THE ULTRA MAGNUS TAGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE AND THOSE STUPID FUGLY WHITE OPTIMUS RECOLOURS ARE SINGLE-HANDEDLY CAUSING A SHORTAGE OF ULTRA MAGNUSES BY TAKING THEIR PLACE. WE ARE RUNNING LOW ON STOCK!!!!!!! GET YOURS WHILE SUPPLIES LAST CAUSE CLEARLY HES A DISAPPEARING SPECIES. WHERE IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES NOT JUST ARMOUR OR A RANDOM NAME FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

#brain splatter on my wall #IM GOING TO LEARN HOW TO DRAW HIM OUT OF SPITE #HE MAKES ME SO MAD TO DRAW BUT IM GOING TO POWER THROUGH MY ART BLOCK #I SWEAR TO GOD I NEED TO SEE MORE OF HIM EVEN IF IT KILLS ME. #I HATE MTMTE I HATE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLL #shout out to my boyfriend for contributing hes gonna make me another maggie drawing i am so happy

[floorpancakes]

i love my weird gf so much (mabu from sarazanmai) he is so strange. weird little man

#hES SO GOOD EVERYONE MUST LOVE HIM NOW #he ate pancakes off the floor and it changed my life #i was just like ohhh hes so weird i need him #this is official art obviously i cannot draw like this #sarazanmai #hoping that everyone that likes holic falls in love with him by proxy #because he shares A LOT in common traits wise with a certain somebody #wife wife wife wife wife #thinking about my hypothesis that all dark haired glasses boys are freaks in the bedroom and how he kinda proves it right #hes so devoted to his boyfriend slash husband to the point of (SPOILER) and (SPOILER) #and the way he wants to cook for reo only to the point he gets hilariously mad and needy when other people eat his cooking is so funny #oghhh i love him sm #wife loving hours #its him...THE floor pancakes consumer

[naamahdarling]

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#ashamed and alarmed to discover that much like teachers #people who work closely with folks who spend a lot of time on the streets #and in shelters #or in buildings that offer services to the disadvantaged #will catch every fucking thing that goes around #just like their clients do #which sucks more for them #by like a whole fucking lot #but also sucks for my boyfriend who needs to do his job which is to help them and would rather not have to do that while sick #but we don't have a choice and they don't have a choice and this work MUST be done #so he has to try to do it anyway and hope he can hold up #desr god he is tough #for a soft guy #it also sucks for me because i catch almost all of it too #we have each been sick three times this year #and i know people do deal with and are dealing with way worse so i feel bad being mad about it #not mad at the people or my boyfriend but mad at the whole situation #this is infuriating and between us this year we could have fulfilled the snot needs of the entire nation if there were a shortage #i hope i don't catch whatever this is #and i hope our immune systems are not so ravaged by the covid we had a year ago that we cannot build a more robust immunity to rhinoviruses #ughhh stupid flesh hovels

[thenothlng]

#made this at 4 am cause i was SO mad and stewing in my thoughts this my boyfriends fault #w101 #wizard101 #karamelle spoilers #lemuria spoilers #JUUUST in case but. hehe yeah funny #HATE this guy forever #🗯️ : my funnies

[aresluna]

everyone with Wabi Sabi right now

#im so mad right now #i need winteam boyfriends for my mental health #between us series #between us the series #between us

[gortashs-favorite-assassin]

Orin conspires and plots a lot with her killings (as Durge says in their letter) and she's pretty smart, so hear me out.

The attack on Durge was calculated and well planned. The memory loss was not accidental or just a side effect. Orin wanted them to forget everything, how great and revered they were.

But most importantly, she wanted Durge to forget him.

#dark urge #orin the red #gortash x durge #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #little sister so mad at their siblings for having a boyfriend she stabs their brain out #my post

[rainymoodlet]

ladies of the wastes — the vault dweller, the lone wanderer, the courier, the sole survivor ☢️

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 cas #ts4 edit #ts4 fallout #ts4 LAZINESS kdfhds #aka very lightly edited shots of my ladies bc my hyperfixations have been jumping around like mad - expect some kmik tzrs bc the stress of #dialogue is making me very avoidant :))) #but yes!!! these are my ladiesss of all my playthroughs! i refuse to play these games as a man dfjhdsk except for nukaworld gage deserved #a boyfriend #from the top!!! #virna saint (32) savior of vault 13 and subsequent outcast who boinked set for info and is living it up with the super mutants #eva howard (19) turned the wrong way out of vault 101 and made it to megaton two weeks after wandering around #she travels with jericho and rex #vivan leer (27) my beloved courier and my favorite character of all time - gladly blew up the sierra madre to get back to her soulmate raul #and rita nazarov (41) who is dating nick valentine bc of COURSE SHE IS and whose sole (ha) goal is finding her son and kicking kellogg's as #she doesn't like the institute but she loves her synths and her railroad name is 'whisper' #i have clear vivian bias here but she's genuinely my favorite sooo #sorry these are TRASH i am so lazy fdjhfsjdk #im very stressed abt the conversations in the next few kmik scenes so i'm... avoiding them bc i suck :)))) #but there will be more soon! #sorry im wasting a blog notif on my dumb sims sdkfhsdkfj #THEY ALL BASICALLY HAVE THE SAME FACE IM SORRY I HAVE ONE BASE BARBIE I EDIT