#my dumb jokes

[dilf-odo]

"hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?"

"Yeah can I get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the Meal or just the sandwich?"

"uuuuuh hold on"

*fishes my wallet out of my pocket*

"miles what do I do."

"get the fries, lad. youll need the energy in the coming days."

*stuffs wallet back in my pocket*

"uhh yes please the meal would be great"

#this is stupid #please get the joke #my dumb jokes #star trek #deep space nine #ds9 #miles o'brien #o'brien #this is an actual picture in my wallet #i got it from the daily star trek calender

[sidleyparkhermit]

I was wondering what looked so funny about this still (via @a-rat-with-adhd's Charlie Eppes Sitting Compilation)

and then I realized

#numb3rs #bfu #my dumb jokes

[demonslayedher]

Wind down doodle.

You know, people love to point out that she was saying how pretty the moon was as a way of confessing her love, but this can be refuted by how she said the same thing to a demon she taunted.

Nah. She's just attracted to big pretty lights, it's a bug thing.

#kochou shinobu #kocho shinobu #my art #my dumb jokes

[finefett]

named my thumb drive rumble so I can go hehehe to myself every time I use it

#my dumb jokes #soundwave tf #rumble #not star wars posts #transformers #maccadam

[valentinecult]

Why couldn't Bedman bring his body back?

From the moment he understood the weakness of his flesh, it disgusted him. He craved the strength and certainty of steel. Bedman aspired to the purity of the Blessed Bedframe.

He no longer is Bedman. He is Bed.

He continues to protect his sister.

#guilty gear strive #guilty gear #ggstrive #bedman #delilah #arc system works #daisuke ishiwatari #i don't answer lore questions lol #my dumb jokes #lol #sorry

[mynameischalie]

I overheard a woman at the restaurant talking to her girlfriend about how she needs a man that loves a challenge. With that said, you guys should have seen me eat this soup with a fork tonight.

#my dumb jokes

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

#gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter #she is gale's familiar. to me. #he may not necessarily *want* shovel #but it's too late now #he's her wizard it might be more apt to say #tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt. #also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭

[viktheviking1]

The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.

Reblog for more people to give their answers!

#funny stuff #funny memes #puns #bad puns #pun #terrible puns #dad jokes #bad jokes #toilet #toilet joke #funny #funny post #funny polls #funny content #tumblr polls #my polls #polls #dumb jokes

[shevr]

#ok. I kept trying but didn't rly pull this one off idk #but the driving original idea was 100% the dumb joke so hey as long as that's in there #shevr #my lines #shen #unnamed dog girl....not properly designed dog girl.... bwarf

[birf]

I was watching spy x family with friends and one of them went “if this is propaganda to have children and work for a government agency it’s working” and we all laughed but the more we watched we were like “…….oh my god is this propaganda to have children?”

#edit: this is a dumb joke my friend made do not come to my inbox arguing how sxf is not propaganda I don’t not care #please this wasn’t suppose to be serious or conspiratorial #also this isn’t a negative post I really like the show #spy x family

[razalorart]

2am joke (2021)

#my art #andrea #k'lyn #don't read into this it was just a dumb joke I thought of

[dilf-odo]

odo absolutely fumbled a milf

rip to him but I'm different. I'm omw Lwaxana

#my dumb jokes #ds9 #ds9 odo #odoposting #lwaxodo truther #lwaxodo #lwaxana troi

[annakarenina]

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 1989, dir. Stephen Herek

#this is my fav scene btw i love dumb jokes #bill and ted's excellent adventure #bill & ted's excellent adventure #bill & ted #filmedit #junkfooddaily #billandtededit #chewieblog #userbbelcher #fyeahmovies #scifiedit #usertom #userkeanu #usermichi #*

[gifti3]

what?

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me mammon #obey me mc #my art #myst1c/ messenger gave me this idea lol #the way i couldnt stop drawing this until it was complete #a dumb joke will always keep me motivated #comic

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #mdzs au #MDZS disco elysium au #This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU. #I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done! #I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together. #Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic' #But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it! #hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?' #I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh. #This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke' #Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3 #Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft- #-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it. #But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone. #wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.

[egophiliac]

I love the idea of teenage Malleus hating his new baby brother Silver but slowly falling for him

words cannot express how much I adore that Mal's reaction to seeing a human baby for the first time was "the fuck is this. why does it look like that. gross." (then he immediately got stuck on babysitting duty and the rest is history)

I am SUCH a sucker for that trope of "non-humans being fascinated by normal human behavior", so between that and all the delicious angst going on I was eating VERY well. >:) Malleus being so impressed that two-year-old Silver can walk, because it took him twenty years to stand on two legs! Lilia barging in on the Zigvolts at 2 AM being like "he won't stop crying what do I do"! Lilia trying to feed Silver rats and Malleus being like "...please just stick with what the books say to feed it"! it is all so. chef's kiss.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(this is based on a very dumb in-joke and i apologize) #i promise i will (eventually) stop spamposting i am just still floating in a river of sheer delight from this update #god. the spoon scene is going to live in my brain forever #malleus having to be the one to teach sebek and silver basic magic because lilia was SO bad at explaining it 😭 #also like...i had assumed mal didn't know who silver really is so it wasn't a surprise when lilia straight-up lied to his face about it #but now i can just SEE it hovering there on the horizon as a thing they're probably going to have to deal with at some point #like 'malleus doesn't know' is no longer a sort of general observation/theory and is instead now a very relevant Problem #ohohoho. splendid. things are going to get SO bad and i am going to be here clapping my stupid little hands at it all