#my friends are weird

[ilthehazzaphcsmorethanmyparents]

Incorrect mauraders inspired by my parents

Sirius: You’re like a little cricket on my shoulder. ‘No Sirius don’t make bad decisions’.

Remus: Well that’s because you do. You do make bad decisions.

#wolfstar #sirius and remus #james & peter & remus & sirius #harry potter #hp #hp fandom #incorrect hp quotes #hp marauders #mauraders #remus loves sirius #remus x sirius #remus lupin #remus john lupin #sirius black #sirius x lupin #sirius orion black #sirius being sirius #remus being remus #incorrect quotes #my friends are weird #harry potter fandom #peter pettigrew #james fleamont potter #starchaser #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #wormtaiil #moony #padfoot #padfoodblackdog #harry james potter

[charlies-trainhopping]

I MAY or may not have tried to play take me to church on my pino 😓

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#my friends are weird #asks

[ineedhjalp]

Good Omens according to my *straight friends*

Good Omens: That Gay Christian TV Show

Crowley: Snake Dude/Dr. Who Guy

Aziraphale: Snake Dude's Boyfriend

Muriel: Cinnamon Roll

Jim: Sinnamon Roll

Gabriel: The Archangel FUCKING Gabriel

Metatron: Die Bitch Die

The Bentley: Car

Episode Six: The Gayest Part

Bonus:

Take Me To Church by Hozier: The Depressing Song

Wahoo

#good omens #i need hjalp #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #crowley x aziraphale #be gay be crime #straight friends #not relatable #my friends are weird #but in a straight way #Wahoo #Crowley gets his wahoo #By the way my friends know that I am not straight #Otherwise it would be hard to explain my GO obsession

[almost-an-artist]

I was drawing Majora's Mask at the lunch table one day, and my non-zelda friends asked to see. His eyes were bloodshot and they referred to him as "The Zaza monster".

I was drawing him for an assignment today, and it brought back this forbidden memory.

#majoras mask #“the zaza monster” #im sobbing #L.B rambles #my friends are weird

[callmekui]

quick dramatization of my arrival at school today

Worse Jumpscare of my life. Anyway, mimimimimi

#sorry for the quality #doodle #artspace #school #send help #my friends are weird #Omg what was that

[vinylfinn]

Batfamily as things my friends have said in discord

Jason: I’m in the mood for el chisme so give me details, Tim

Tim: What?

Jason: sorry lemme rephrase it in gay lingo:

give me the tea, sis

Tim: Oh okay

WHY THE FUCK DID THAT WORK

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Tim: it’s unfair to bully me after 1am so fuck you

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Damian: I shall honor her wish for me to kill her once she reaches 99

Dick: not even an even number

Steph: It’s not?

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Dick: Hmm I wonder if I can crack my dick like a glowstick

Jason: Try.

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Tim, to Bernard: It turns me on when you speak about science fiction btw

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Stephanie: kann nteez nats pheet inn your mouth

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Jason: that can’t stop me *shoves it up my ass* I’m a car now

Dick: what

Jason: brrrr

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Jason: I like your mom

Steph: My mom says “awww thank you, you got good taste”

Jason: WHAT YOU TOLD HER?? BLOCKED.

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Dick: Why are you shitting yourself, Tim

Tim: because I haven’t taken a shit for 28 hours.

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Jason: Come here baba gril

#dc comics #batman #batfamily #batfam incorrect quotes #discord stuff #my friends are weird #love them though #dick grayson #richard grayson #damian wayne #jason todd #stephanie brown #timothy drake #tim drake #for more check out my BatChat fic pinned on my page #haha promotion

[avalon-of-babylon]

Sometimes I forget my friends are all freaky little weirdos until I see them reblog furry erotica or hear them talk about how much they want a OSHA compliant 5 point body harness that says "bad boy" and "monster" on it.

Then I remember that I'm in absolutely no position to judge what with my Hajime Sorayama sexy robot pinup trading card collection and quickly shut the fuck up.

#all my friends are weird #and i love that about them #my friends #my friends are weird #my thoughts #i love my friends

[neosporinwound]

My friends are odd.

#tenth doctor doctor who #tenth doctor #david tennant #why are they like this #my friends are weird

[arlo-lol]

Posting all the nicknames my friends have given me because I feel like it (Note: first three are my nonbinary/masculine names)

Arlo

Kirby

Lex

Bald

Baldi (personal fave)

Lex luthor

Arlington

Lexington

Kirbington

Baldington

Kirbalicious

Arlus

#nicknames #my friends are weird #hey...shit happens

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

vent augh

i just erm. i just want them 2 treat me w like basic respect .. i’ve been having a rly bad week w irls and it keeps not getting better. i dont think they care like genuinely and i feel so stuck n sad and lost. it doesn’t matter if i’m there or not. they keep saying theyre gonna be all sad when i leave but i dont think they gaf at all w the way they treat me. im not even human to them , all my traits r just jokes they can make or flaws they can point out . im so sick of it :( i dont think they realize i have feelings … it might be selfish but i want to be cared for for once instead of always being the one to pick up the pieces… i dont think im gonna remind them when i go, if they get upset that they didnt get to say bye to me that’s on them. im not gonna text while im gone either, they can reach out. i really don’t think it’s worth always feeling so hurt all the time

#.mei chats #.not f/o related #.vent #my friends are weird

[thatmilkshakedragon]

A series of quotes from my friends/hoes that I think sums up my life pretty well

Shoutouts to @andydotjpg @aligator08 @rebelturtle @sage-the-chaotic-racoon @judebizzarely @ivyisafox and others for letting me use their quotes

I am in your children, and you don't even know it yet

I made an investment in your mother

Cause of death, orgasmed too hard

I need to record a voice message so that furries don't think I'm mad

butcheekamongus69sexing

This water is giving me a massive boner

Depending on how you pull it off being an orphan is ok

I had homo erotic sex at pride

@rebelturtle and @aligator08 hold hands skipping across a bridge while @sophiethepie 's body floats down the river

Gerard can have his way, with me

Who doesn't measure their cock with a trundle wheel?

We don't acknowledge the existence of women who love cock

How dare you insult my pussy

I woke up naked with no piercings

Love ya guys yous are great

#wtf am i doin with my life #homoerotic #my friends are weird #my friends are the best

[somethingwithfrogs]

Day 17 of drawing Spider Punk until my friend watches the movie

More skirts because idk

Hobie is now the queen btw I don't make the rules

I need to make new memes soon but I don't have any ideas

#across the spiderverse #spiderverse 2 #hobie brown #spider punk #atsv hobie #art #hobie spiderverse #my friends are weird

[hazy-lilac-dream]

Zodiac signs as quotes from my friends

Aries: HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE

Taurus: slay yas qwen baddie werk

Gemini: I HAVE A TUNA SANDWICH 

Cancer:  *looks into the distance and sighs the name of crush* Hey, (my name)? What would you do if (poorly disguised hypothetical about crush)?

Leo: OK GUYS SINGING COMPETITION TIME WHICH ONE OF US IS BETTER *hair flip* *starts holding high note for a ridiculous amount of time*

Virgo: *someone else: you apologize way too much * sorry. *** Wait-

Libra: Ok guys I’m finally gonna tell (crush) that I like him *walks towards (crush) * *pauses and lip bites* *steps backwards and runs back dramatically* I- I can’t.

Scorpio: I could easily fight an among us. It’s only like, three foot negative eight.

Sagittarius: Everyone is bullying us because we didn’t invest our life savings into Frito-Lay. I’m literally so upset.

Capricorn: I think my soul is contractually bound to aggressively dance though the whole cotton eyed Joe.

Aquarius: So you see, that’s why I’m Not Like The Other Cans Of Beans.

Pieces: She’s a gaslight gatekeep girlboss without the girlboss

#astrology #funny #i don’t know what tags to put #my friends are weird

[kogetaikid]

@ropoid Bruh

#txt #texts #my texts #omatone #me and frien :> #my friends are weird

[gaycethecard]

MORE OUT OF CONTEXT THINGS BC I'M BORED :)

"What'd you say about my elephants?" - My dad

"OH MY GOD, WHY CAN'T I KILL YOU" - Me

"I'm too poor for the delete button" - Me

"I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MINORS" - My friend (Dw we're all minors)

"I LIKE GAY PEOPLE!' "I HATE GAY PEOPLE!" - My friend and my gf (DW WE'RE ALL GAY)

"Look at my feet guys, they're having sex" - My friend

"Uhh, horse noises." - My friend

"GET ON THE HORSE!" - My friend

"Yeah of course I know." "Okay, what is it?" *silence* "I forgo-" - Me and my friend

"And DJ is the horse" - Me

"Today, I'm eating a sandwich for lunch" (In a very proud tone of voice) - Me

"I WILL FUCKING SEW YOUR MOUTH TO YOUR ASSHOLE AND MAKE YOU INTO A HUMAN CENTIPEDE, DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BITCH!" -Me

"Kicked my ass" *Insert big dramatic gasps* "MR. MODORY!" - My teacher and the class

"Helpppp. I've been stabbed." (Imagine the most monotone voice ever) -Me

"It's that masturbation station!" - My friend

"He has two names. Master Splinter, and Master Baiter." - Me

"It's a SILLY!!" - Me

*Gets actually burned* "YEEEEOUCHHHH!" - Me

"Yeah, because you spent 45 minutes yelling at a little kid" - My friend

*Violent coughing* "Alright, gang" - Me

"STOP! You're disrupting.. The class" "Sorry, alpha" - Me and my friend

"I think he was snorting erasers" - Me

*Waddles over to me playing my viola* "I am approaching music I like" - My friend

"Sounds embarrassing for the judge." - Me

"Do you think it'll still work?" "NO!" - Me and my gf

"Did you draw this?" *Points at a wall* - My friend

"Poo poo caca" - My girlfriend

"Hey there! My name is Arson! My pronouns are cat/catself/bug/bugself/bleach/bleachself!" - Me

"Alright, buddy, what the flip?" - Me

"Apparently, I'm going to commit murder." "Why??" "I dunno, cus I feel like it." - My friends

#my friends are weird #like wtf #so is my dad #but theyre fun #theyre so silly #theyre goobers too

[justagalwhowrites]

Played the game of "Call and bother my TLOU Bestie because I'm stuck in traffic" on the drive home from work today. Mid-conversation, apropos of nothing, he goes:

"Hey Kit." "Yes?" "I have a question for you. You don't have to answer if it makes you uncomfortable." "...OK." "Do you think, if the Kool-Aid man poured the contents of his body into separate glasses, it would separate his consciousness?"

...This man is the reason Lavender exists.

OK love you bye!

#random stuff #my friends are weird