I love your self aware honkai star rail, it make me thing about my account, you see after I pull for jing yuan (I just wanna low the pity and boom) I farm like a mad person for kafka, I had 200 golden tickets and used all of them for her and her light cone (no regrets), now I have her E2 with her light cone and max lev, my usually battle party are kafka, sampo, natasha, luka, trailblezer, pela, seele.
I wonder how all of them see this favoritism of my part for her
In short......everyone's jealous and extremely petty
In battle, Natasha's ultimate heals everyone EXPECT kafka, and when you use her skills on kafka, it adds a new debuff called [Medical debt] and its unlimited stack so you lose credits after every battle depending on how many times you healed kafka
Whenever kafka dies, bailu brings her back....but only with 200 health....oof
Or when seele does her ultimate WHOOPS kafka got caught in it and now peela's auto cannon has reduced her defense.....what a shame
Luka is....indifferent. Sure, he's a little hurt, but it's your choice to favor the criminal over him, so he'll just deal with it and move on
When blade or silverwolf are on the team, blades AOE after he gets hit 5 times will "accidentally" hit kafka and cause bleed and silverwolf's ultimate may or may not entangle kafka for 4 turns, himeko is extra annoyed whenever she's forced to be on a team with her, constantly sending the stellaron hunter anger filled side glances or actual attempts on her life welt stopped her
And it doesn't stop with just the playable characters, Kafka's bounty has fucking tripled, enemies are more aggressive when kafka is on the team, and if you take her into simulated universe pfft your lucky if you get even ONE blessing and what's worse is that now there's a new enemy BOUNTY HUNTERS who randomly snipe at you if your roaming around with kafka or even have traps set in the areas you frequently visit
But it's not all bad since the Mc and Dan heng with the help of Jing yuan and the other more reasonable playable characters to return things to normal because they inadvertently caused the worst thing they could ever do......they made you cry and almost quit the game, between the sudden spike in difficulty despite you being low level, and the inability to use your favorite character even though you spent SO MUCH time and effort to get her all came out one day during a particularly tough simulated universe run in world 6 trying to farm stellar jade for jingliu
"F-fuck this... I spend all my money on this SHIT GAME and sniff.....I'm gonna play something else...i..FUCK!!!" In a fit of tear filled rage and annoyance, you quit the simulated universe and closed the game, but even then, everyone could hear your sorrow filled cries as you curled into a ball on your bed
After that, everyone immediately felt like shit. It's not their fault that kafka was your favorite, and now, because of their jealousy, they made their God cry, so after returning everything to normal and sending you 200 tickets for jingliu's banner they all just sat with the icky feeling of envy in their hearts as you continue to save for Jingliu and keep kafka in your favor
And the woman responsible for all this trouble simply sits pretty and smugly with that arrogant look never leaving her face as she realishs in your loving gaze
"Don't you worry, my darling Savior.......once I find a way out, we'll be together forever"
The way kafka caresses the screen between the both of you, a lovesick grin on her usually emotionless face is evident enough that she WILL get out....and she will have you♡♡♡
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