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whoringfordopamine · 2 years
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Queer of the day #8. Klaus Hargreeves- they are queer, non-binary, and polyamourous- and my favorite of the main cast if I’m honest <3
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mieczyhale · 2 years
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memes - memes (misc.)
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More pidge hanging out with one of their sculptures, this time w/o the headphones (which are automatic if you’re listening to audio from a different app outside of sky, so long as you don’t have a hair accessory already present). I figure the horns could be a reference to her being a ‘gremlin’, and their monsters n mana persona too. Also I read somewhere that her mm persona was originally going to be a cat eared character like Pike but that was changed for Lance instead, so there’s that too, plus the cat hairstyle is one of the only hairstyles I have that I feel could represent Pidge (maybe keith too but for different reasons, but for now I gave him a different one since I settled on it for pidge)
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superiorkenshi · 2 years
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Here is a non binary icon for my pride month calendar! I love Klaus ans I can't wait for the New TUA season!
❤🧡💛💚💙💜❤🧡💛💚💙💜❤🧡💛💚💙
(You can find him on my redbubble account !)
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ghostgangsstuff · 2 years
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Thinking about giving Klaus every pronoun...He is a house she wouldn't care
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it’s impossible that only 2/8 members of the umbrella academy are lgbt come on where’s the diversity
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thatonequeeraunt · 2 years
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Pls all I ask for season 3 is nb Klaus and to PLEASE put a stop to the incest plot
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spikingtheodds-if · 9 months
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Time seemed to slow down as your muscles coiled, every fiber of your being honed in on that one moment. As the ball reached its apex, you launched yourself into the air, a burst of controlled power. Your arm swung back, and with a thunderous crack, your hand connected with the ball. You could almost hear the collective intake of breath from the crowd. The ball rocketed downward, a streak of white lightning aimed unerringly for the opposing court. The ball hit the floor with a triumphant thud, a resounding echo of victory. In that fleeting instant, you felt invincible. And you were.
Is there a better match than you and volleyball?
You, arguably the most promising spiker of your generation, led your highschool team to victory by winning against your ex-bestfriend slash rival, Nikita.
You couldn't believe you won a volleyball scholarship for the university of your dreams; and maybe you were right not to. An anonymous source convinced the university that you partook in doping and steroid use, which led them to drop you.
With no options left due to the allegations, you decided to accept a scholarship to a minor university with an unknown and lacking volleyball club, the Boarwood Titans. What's worse is that you are now forced to become a battery with your childhood rival, Nikita being the setter and you the spiker.
Can you work together with your rival to lead your team to the victor? Or will hate prevail? And will you find out who really spread the rumors against you?
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A fully customisable main character, including gender, pronouns, personality, looks, jersey number, playing style, and many more!
Choices that impact the story throughout, including your team's ranking and dynamic, your reputation as a spiker, your grades, your fame, and more.
Choose between 7 romance options - figure out the love/hate relationship with your rival, fall in love with your childhood best -friend, fall back in love with your ex, the coach's child, a dedicated supporter, a mysterious med student, and the team's ex-spiker whose place you took.
Solve a mystery: who is the anonymous source hellbent on ruining your dreams?
Content suitable for 18+ readers, such as sexual themes, substance (steroids, drugs and alcohol) use, explicit language and themes, and violence.
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Nikita Raymond [RO, F/M/NB]: Once your training buddy and now your rival, you wonder if the infamous "Tiger" is the one behind the allegations.There is no place for love between you two. They hate you as much as you hate them; but you'll have to to put that aside if you want to win. Can you?
Klaus/Klara Padel [RO, F/M/NB]: A stern and strict figure in your team, they're especially wary of you ever since you took their spot as a spiker. They've since made it their personal goal to make your stay at the university a living hell. They want to get their spot back, and they've got the motivation. Part of them hopes you'll be able to impress them and show them you deserve their spot, but until then, you'll have to suffer.
Jeremiah/Jerilynn Blake [RO, FtM/MtF]: The team's sweetheart, they're loved by everybody, and for a good reason. Always sporting a smile on their face and snacks in their hand, they quickly become one of your closest friends at Boarwood University.
Bree [RO, F/M/NB]: Your best-friend and setter in your previous team. They quit volleyball but still enrolled at Boarwood to be with you. A constant in your life since you were little, you'll find that Nikita's presence will create tension between you two. What's really going on between them?
Andrea Michelle [RO, F/M/NB]: Despite being the Boarwood Titans' most dedicated supporter, their stoic and hot-and-cold behaviour confuses you. They take an interest in you, only to ignore you for days. What's really up with this mysterious med student?
Angelina/Angelo Shasco [RO, F/M/NB]: Your charming ex. Things get messy when you find out your least favourite ex is at Boarwood, and they seem dedicated to not making you forget the past you had, and not in a positive way. Oh boy, spotting them at one of your games might cause either the win of the century or your life's biggest blunder.
Meet a wide cast of characters, including your classmates, teammates, opponents, and more!
-monaco & clessidra <3
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sentience-if · 10 months
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Play Demo
You do not know who you are.  
Your memories only go five years back, to when you woke up in a subterranean tunnel system with nothing but a name. Now you reside in the Holy City, capital of a post-apocalyptic world ruled by a faction called the Religious.  
After a near-death experience at the hands of a crazed angel, you're suddenly thrust into a building conspiracy surrounding a corpse-worshiping cult, divinely mad saints, and something buried far, far beneath the earth.  
To top it all off, you're being plagued by nightmares you can't explain, as well as your rapidly returning memories.  
Or… someone's memories, anyway.
Features  
Choose your first name, gender, and appearance.
Customize your character's personality, including their opinions on magic and the Religious.
Make choices that affect the plot, other characters, and even your own sanity.
Unravel the history of the Religious and the apocalypse they claim to have brought the world back from
Characters (descriptions here)
The Mercenary: Val (nb/m/f)
A hired blade with a chaotic streak, as well as the closest thing you have to a friend. Easy-going and unpredictable, Val is usually the one to get you into trouble, but is always there to get you out of it.
The Handmaiden: Klaus Kirkhall (m)
A high-ranking member of the Religious. Klaus is pragmatic with a dry sense of humor, but takes his responsibilities deeply seriously. You get the intense feeling he know something - many things - that you don't.  
The Priestess: Ira Auclair (nb)
A priestess working in the lower districts of the Holy City, extremely devout and deeply interested in the history and lore of the Religious. They spend their time searching archives to fuel their (slightly blasphemous) theories.  
The Spy: Kat Saxon (f)
Claims to be a priestess, but is barely trying to hide the fact that she's clearly anything but. Her merciless stare and unshakeable confidence dare anyone to call out her suspect nature.  
The Muscle: Dane/Dana Constantine (m/f)
An officer of the Blessed Guard, working directly under Klaus. Constantine is quick to anger, and is an absolute brick wall when challenged. While deeply loyal, Constantine isn't afraid to give their employer a piece of their mind.
Content warnings: violence, blood, heavy religious themes
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theyraylovehate · 1 year
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Wheel of Fan Fiction Masterlist
Smut 🔥
Fluff 🌸
Angst 💧
*This is like brand new so most of the characters won't have anything just yet*
•Stranger things
-Billy Hargrove
-Steve Harrington
-Eddie Munson
-Robin Buckley (Fem/NB only)
-Argyle
-Johnathan Byers
-Nancy Wheeler
-Jim Hopper
-Joyce Byers
-001/Henry
-Will Byers (No smut)
-Mike Wheeler (No smut)
-Max Mayfield (No smut)
Hateful Cuddling - Female reader 🌸
-Dustin Henderson (No smut)
-Lucas Sinclair (No smut)
-Eleven (Jane) Hopper (No smut)
•Marvel
-Iron Man/Tony Stark
-Captian America/Steve Rogers
-Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff
-Hawkeye/Clint Barton
-Hulk/Bruce Banner
-Thor
-Loki
-Winter Soldier/Bucky Barnes
-Black Panther/T'challa
-Doctor Strange/Steven Strange
-Scarlet Witch/Wanda Maximoff
-Quicksilver/Pietro Maximoff
-Starlord/Peter Quill
-Gamora
-Spiderman/Peter Parker
-Falcon/Sam Wilson
-War Machine/James Rhodes
-Valkyrie (Fem/NB only)
•X-Men
-Professor X/Charles Xavier
-Magneto/Erik Lensherr
-Wolverine/James Howlett
-Quicksilver/Peter Maximoff
-Rogue
-Jean Grey
-Storm/Ororo Munroe
-Cyclops/Scott Summers
-Mystique/Raven
-Beast/Henry "Hank" McCoy
-Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner
-Havok/Alexander Summers
•DC/Young Justice
-Batman/Bruce Wayne
-Superman/Clark Kent
-The Flash/Barry Allen
-Aquaman/Authur Curry
-Cyborg/Victor Stone
-Joker/Jack Oswald White
-Harley Quinn/Harleen Quinzel
-Wonder Woman/Diana Prince
-DeadShot/Floyd Lawton
-Kid Flash/Wally West
-Nightwing (Robin #1)/ Dick Grayson
-Red Hood (Robin #2)/ Jason Todd
-Robin (#3)/ Tim Drake
-Beast Boy/Garfield Logan
-Superboy/Johnathan "Jon" Kent
-Artemis/Artemis Crock
-Red Arrow/Roy Harper
-Green Arrow/Oliver Queen
-Black Canary/Dinah Lance
-Miss Martian/Megan Morse
-Aqualad/Kaldur'ahm
•Umbrella Academy
-Luther Hargreeves (#1)
-Diego Hargreeves (#2)
-Allison Hargreeves (#3)
-Klaus Hargreeves (#4)
-Five Hargreeves (#5)
-Ben Hargreeves (#6)
-Viktor Hargreeves (#7)
-Marcus Hargreeves (#1)
-Fei Hargreeves (#3)
-Alphonso Hargreeves (#4)
-Sloan Hargreeves (#5)
-Jayme Hargreeves (#6)
-Lila Aryu
-The Handler
•Harry Potter
-Harry Potter
-Ron Weasley
-Hermione Granger
-Fred Weasley
-George Weasley
-Ginny Weasley
-Draco Malfoy
-Sirius Black (Older)
-Cedric Diggory
-Oliver Wood
-Neville Longbottom
-Luna Lovegood
-Remus Lupin (Older)
-Nymphadora Tonks
-Lucious Malfoy (Older)
-Narcissa Malfoy (Older)
-Severus Snape (Older)
-Bill Weasley
-Charlie Weasley
•Marauders
-James Potter
Friendly Love - Male reader 🌸
-Lily Evans
-Sirius Black
-Remus Lupin
-Severus Snape
-Regulus Black
-Lusious Malfoy
-Narcissa Black
-Peter Pettigrew
•Greek Mythology
-Zeus
-Hades
-Posideon
-Apollo
-Hera
-Persephone
-Ares
-Athena
-Demeter
-Aphrodite
-Artemis
-Dionysus
-Hermes
•Divergent
-Beatrice "Tris" Prior
-Caleb Prior
-Eric
-Peter
-Christina
-Will
-Tobias "Four"
-Zeke
Zip line of Love - Nonbinary Reader (Requested) 🌸
-Uriah
•Star Wars
-Anakin Skywalker
-Luke Skywalker
-Leia Organa
-Han Solo
-Obi-Wan Kenobi
-Kylo Ren
•Supernatural
-Dean Winchester
-Sam Winchester
-Castiel
-Crowley
-Lucifer
-Rowena MacLeod
-Gabriel
-Charlie Bradbury (Fem/NB only)
-Chuck Shurley
-Jody Mills
-Ellen Harvelle
-Kevin Tran
•The Walking Dead
-Rick Grimes
-Daryl Dixon
-Glenn Rhee
-Carl Grimes
-Maggie Greene
-Negan
-Michonne
-Shane Walsh
-Rosita Espinosa
-Carol Peletier
-Paul "Jesus" Monroe
-Abraham Ford
‐Tara Chambler (Fem/NB only)
-Enid
-Ezekiel
-Aaron (Masc/NB only)
•The Walking Dead Game
-Clementine
-Lee
-Kenny
-Luke
-Javier
-Gabriel
-Kate
-Louis
-Omar
-Ruby
-Mitch
-Marlon
-Violet (Fem/NB only)
IT (2017)
-Richie Tozier
-Beverly Marsh
-Eddie Kaspbrak
-Bill Denbrough
-Stanley Uris
-Ben Hanscom
-Henry Bowers
-Mike Hanlon
-Patrick Hockstetter
-Victor Criss
-Belch Huggins
•Desendants
-Mal
-Evie
-Ben
-Jay
-Jane
-Chad
-Doug
-Lonnie
-Carlos
-Uma
-Harry Hook
-Gil
•Maze Runner
-Newt
-Minho
-Gally
-Teresa
-Alby
-Chuck
-Brenda
-Aris
-Thomas
-Frypan
-Jorge
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froggywritesstuff · 1 year
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character list
the title is self explanatory. this is a list of the characters i'll write for. it'll probably change over time, and if you see a character you'd like but don't see them on the list, just ask cause i might've forgotten about them
Hamilton
Eliza Schuyler
Angelica Schuyler
Peggy Schuyler
Maria Reynolds
Alexander Hamilton
John Laurens
Philip Hamilton
Lafayette
Hercules Mulligan
James Madison
Thomas Jefferson
Aaron Burr
Umbrella Academy
Viktor Hargreeves
Diego Hargreeves
Klaus Hargreeves
Allison Hargreeves
Luther Hargreeves
Five Hargreeves
Ben Hargreeves (Umbrella or Sparrow)
Sloane Hargreeves
Jayme Hargreeves
Stranger Things
Will Byers (non female readers only)
Mike Wheeler
Lucas Sinclair
Dustin Henderson
Eleven Hopper
Max Mayfield
Robin Buckley (non male readers only)
Nancy Wheeler
Jonathan Byers
Steve Harrington
Eddie Munson
21 Chump Street
Justin Laboy
The Goldfinch
Boris Pavlikovsky
Theodore Decker
Marvel
Peter Parker (any actor)
Steve Rogers
Bucky Barnes
Sam Wilson
Makkari
Sersi
Sprite (platonic only)
Steven Grant
Marc Spector
Layla El-Faouly
America Chavez (non male readers only)
Kate Bishop
Yelena Belova (platonic only)
Shuri
Namor
Riri Williams
X-Men
Mystique
Kitty Pryde
Peter Maximoff
Rogue
In The Heights (movie version)
Usnavi de la Vega
Vanessa 
Nina Rosario
Benny
Sonny de la Vega 
Heathers
Veronica Sawyer
JD (Jason Dean)
Heather Chandler
Heather McNamara
Heather Duke
John Doe
John Doe
Ride The Cyclone
Noel Gruber (male or nb readers only)
Ocean O'Connel Rosenburg
Mischa Bachinski
Constance Blackwood
Ricky Potts
Hatchetfieldverse
Paul Matthews
Emma Perkins
Ted Spankoffski
Bill Woodard
Ruth Fleming
Pete Spankoffski
Richie Lipschitz
Max Jagerman
Grace Chasity
Lex Foster
Ethan Green
Hannah Foster (platonic only)
Heartstopper
Charlie Spring (non female readers only)
Nick Nelson
Tara Jones (non male readers only)
Darcy Olsson (non male readers readers only)
Elle Argent
Tao Xu (non male readers only(headcanoning him as bi or pan is disrespectful and transphobic))
Tori Spring
Imogen Heaney
Isaac Henderson (platonic only)
Do Revenge
Eleanor Levetan (non male readers only)
Drea Torres
Deadpool
Wade Wilson/Deadpool
Wednesday
Wednesday Addams
Enid Sinclair
Bianca Barclay
Xavier Thorpe
Ajax Petropolus
Eugene Otinger
(young) Morticia Addams
(young) Gomez Addams
Beetlejuice
Lydia Deetz
Tomorrow When The War Began
Ellie Linton
Lee Takkam
Fiona Maxwell
Homer Yannos
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse/Across the Spider-Verse
Miles Morales
Gwen Stacy
Pavitr Prabhakar
Hobie Brown
Margo Kess
Miles G Morales (earth 42)
Miguel O’Hara
Maze Runner
Thomas
Newt (non female readers only)
The Broken Hearts Gallery
Lucy Gulliver
Nadine (non male readers only)
Nick Danielson
Treasure Planet
Jim Hawkins
Enola Holmes
Enola Holmes
Lord Tewkesbury
Turning Red
Mei Mei
Miriam
Abby
Priya
Raising Dion
Nicole Warren
Tevin Wakefield
Dion Warren (platonic only)
Julie and the Phantoms
Julie Molina
Luke Patterson
Reggie Peters
Alex Mercer (non female readers only)
Flynn
Carrie
Abbott Elementary
Janine Teagues
Jacob Hill (non female readers only)
Gregory Eddie
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jake Peralta
Amy Santiago
Rosa Diaz
Love Victor
Victor Salazar (non female readers only)
Benji (non female readers only)
Felix Weston
Pilar Salazar
Lake Meriwether
Lucy
Mia Brooks
Andrew
In Treatment
Eladio
Laila
Spree
Kurt Kunkle
Once Upon a Time
Emma Swan
Regina Mills
Killian Jones
Mary Margaret Blanchard
David Nolan
Henry Mills
Mulan (non male readers only)
Graham
Neal Cassidy
Peter Pan
Jefferson
Dash and Lily
Dash
Lily
Boomer
Juno
Juno MacGuff
Paulie Bleeker
Summer Days Summer Nights
Debbie Espinoza
Frankie Espinoza
Scream (1 through 6)
Sidney Prescott
Billy Loomis
Mickey Altieri
Roman Bridger
Jill Roberts
Charlie Walker
Sam Carpenter
Tara Carpenter
Amber Freeman
Chad Meeks-Martin
Mindy Meeks-Martin
Quinn Bailey
Venom
Eddie Brock
Honest Thief
Ramon Hall
Beth Hall
Wild Child
Poppy Moore
Kate
Drippy
Freddie Kingsley
Monsters and Men
Manny Ortega
Marisol Ortega
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
Trevor Spengler
Phoebe Spengler (platonic only)
Error 143
Micah Yujin
Community
Abed Nadir
Troy Barnes
Annie Edison
Jeff Winger
Britta Perry
The Obession
Logan
Delilah
The New Girl
Lia Setiawan
Stacey Hoffman
Mythic Quest
Poppy Li
Brad Bakshi
Adventure Time
Finn
Princess Bubblegum
Marceline
Marshall Lee
Prince Bubblegum
Flame Princess
School Spirits
Madison
Simon
Charley (non female readers only)
Wally
Rhonda
Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves
Simon Aumar
Disventure Camp
Aiden (non fem readers only)
James (non fem readers only)
Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies
Jane Facciano
Olivia Valdovinos
Nancy Nakagawa
Cynthia Zdunowski
Richie Valdovinos
Ted Lasso
Ted Lasso
Roy Kent
Jamie Tartt
Keeley Jones
Sam Obisanya
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
Noah Diaz
Elena Wallace
Mirage
Helluva Boss
Blitzø
Stolas (non female readers only)
Loona
Millie
Moxxie
Octavia
Verosika Mayday
Fizzarolli
Asmodeus
Hazbin Hotel
Charlie Morningstar
Vaggie (non male readers only)
Angel Dust (non female readers only)
Husk
Alastor (platonic only)
Vox
Lucifer
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (rise + mutant mayhem + tmnt 2007 + tmnt 2012)
Donnie
Mikey
Raph
Leo
April
The After Party
Yasper Lennov
Space Force
Tony Scarapiducci
Renfield
Teddy Lobo
Robert Montague Renfield
Undercovers
Bill Hoyt
Amazing Digital Circus
Jax
Parks and Recreation
Leslie Knope
Ben Wyatt
April Ludgate
Andy Dwyer
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein
Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
Randy Cunningham (18+ people DNI unless requesting platonic stories)
The Earliest Show
Josh Bath
House of Lies
Clyde Oberholt
Mean Girls (movie + musical + movie musical)
Cady Heron
Regina George
Gretchen Wieners
Karen Smith/Shetty
Janis Ian/Sarkisian/Imi'ike (non male readers only)
Damian Hubbard (non female readers only)
Warm Bodies
R
Peep World
Nathan Meyerwitz
Your Boyfriend
Peter Dunbar
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synergysilhouette · 9 months
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(Some of) My retrospective grievances Bakugan
I loved Bakugan growing up--and for the most part, the first two seasons hold up. That said, I did want to mention things about the series that I wish they'd done better. Some of it's nit-picks, and some of it is stuff that really annoyed me. I don't recall everything, so be sure to let me know if I misremembered some things!
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There's NO WAY Dan, Shun, and Runo were 11 years old (in the Japanese version; they were 12 in the English version, which is still unbelievable to me). I'd buy that everyone on the team was 16-18 and Marucho was 12.
I wish the parents and more adults in general were more involved in Bakugan. Magical creatures and cards that put you in another dimension fall from the sky and it's mostly just young people who use them? It feels like parents would at least be more concerned about what's going on, but Dan's parents aren't super involved--heck, I remember being surprised that he had a dad! That's something we never see from Yugi (whose dad is always on a business trip) and Ash (whose dad is a mystery).
Terrible treatment t of female characters. Julie, Alice, and Runo were great members of the team, but they were essentially removed from the show in season 2 because Drago only wanted to involve Dan. That'd be fine, but Marucho tagged along too, and Shun found his way there, too--and the male/female ratio was thrown off enormously, because we got a lot of new male characters, and very few new female characters.
Give more information on the location of the characters. Julie is from Australia and Alice is from Russia. Aside from missing accents, I'd have liked to have seen how Bakugan affected the different countries/cultures.
More backstories for the characters. I recall Shun's backstory and how it ties into his relationship with Skyress, but everyone else deserves that, too--plus it'd be neat to see how his traditional background (with his grandfather being a ninja) affecting his relationship with Marucho, who comes from a rich and modern family, as well as his friendship with Dan, who is also more modern.
Too many side characters who don't return for season 2 onwards. I always hated that we had fun characters like Chan Lee, Billy, and Klaus who are just written off later. It would've been fun to see them become bigger characters as the show went on rather than smaller ones.
Marucho and Shun keep getting new Bakugan. I'd have enjoyed it if the original 6 Bakugan returned to the team and they got Bakugan as well--namely because Ingram and Elfin were the only good "replacement" Bakugan for Marucho and Shun. The girls can just have their OG bakugan like Dan, or they could have two (their OG and a new one) like Shun and Marucho--though I guess technically Marucho would have 3 because of Angelo/Diablo.
Why is it that only some Bakugan can talk while the rest only let out animalistic? I kinda wish they all could talk, as well as not having duplicate bakugan with different elements.
The Vexos needed more backstories and didn't have to die. For a kids' show, this felt like a needlessly grim fate for them--and an annoying one if you grew up with the English dub, since they're just lost in another dimension rather than dead. It's Yu-Gi-Oh all over again--except the original and 5Ds had every right to be that dark. They could've just been imprisoned and we could've learned about more of them outside of Spectra and Gus. I really loved Lync and Alice, as well as Shadow and Mylene's chemistry, as well as the parallels between Volt and Baron.
Ingram's gender. This is more of a dub issue. To my understanding, Ingram is male, though in the dub, he was referred to as female for the first half of the anime with a female voice actor, and then male in the later half with a male voice actor. I'd be fine if he was NB or genderfluid, though if I had to pick between male and female, I'd prefer if he was male, given that Shun already had Skyress as a mother-figure, and Ingram could represent Shun's insecurities.
No one's gonna explain that moment between Drago and Percival in episode 26 of "New Vestroia"? That's the most surprising rivalry-turned-(almost) romance I've ever seen.
"Gundalion Invaders" was basically "New Vestroia" but with less interesting characters.
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lowercase on purpose.
scream: amber freeman, billy loomis, chad meeks-martin, ethan landry/kirsch, stu macher.
supernatural: castiel novak, dean winchester, john winchester, sam winchester.
marvel: eddie brock, peter parker (tom h. & andrew g.), stephen strange, tony stark.
dc: barry allen (ezra miller), billy batson, bruce wayne (robert p. & patrick), harley quinn, jaime reyes. freddy freeman.
the maze runner: minho, newt, thomas.
avatar: jake sully, lo'ak sully, neteyam sully.
it: patrick hockstetter, bill denbrough, richie tozier.
the wizarding world:
golden era: cedric diggory, draco malfoy, fred weasley, george weasley, harry potter, lorenzo berkshire, mattheo riddle, neville longbottom, oliver wood, ron weasley, theodore nott.
marauders: james potter, regulus black, remus lupin, severus snape, sirius black.
fantastic beasts and where to find them: newt scamander.
stranger things: billy hargrove, eddie munson, mike wheeler, robin buckley, steve harrington.
the walking dead: carl grimes, daryl dixon, glenn rhee, negan, rick grimes, shane walsh.
the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, klaus hargreeves, five hargreeves.
netieyam: what i will write?
miscellaneous: carlisle cullen, carlos de vil, edward cullen, emmett cullen, enoch o'connor, harry hook, jacob black, jacob portman, jasper hale, jay, lee eun-hyuk, rodrick heffley, zed necrodopolis.
fem! reader inserts only.
fluff & angst (mostly based on songs.)
smut (age gap, breeding, public sex, fingering, breath play, cum eating, corruption, dacryphilia, thigh riding and fucking, handjobs, p in v, anal, scissoring, cockwarming, size kink, daddy kink, degrading, gun and knife play, spitting, pet play, praising, somnophilia, male and female oral, dub-con and more...)
polyamory.
bupivacaina: what i won't write?
tropes: enemies to lovers, friends to lovers, roomies, fake dating, omegaverse, etc.
gn! + male! + nb! & dom! reader (i just don't know how to write it.)
sensitive content (dysphoria, dysmorphia, suicide, vomit, abortion, eating disorders, self harm.)
smut (age play, zoophilia, everything that contain minors in suggestive situations, child abuse, pegging, incest, bondage, non-con, fisting, monsterfucking, raceplay.)
other (scat, water sports, foot fetish, snuff, vore, pregnancy, mpreg or having kids in general and more...)
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girlgerard · 2 years
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thinking about that party poison and lola/gerard keeps creating nb self inserts thing. also thinking about how klaus theumbrellaacademy is obviously also a self insert in many respects and how a LOT of people online headcanon/see him as nonbinary in some way...
literally also gerard saying they identify most with allison?? the creative and social but insecure woman who helps and harms with her voice as her superpower?? i love gerard’s self inserts so much they’re the only one allowed to make them. all of their characters are some dimension of themselves they’re comfortable with portraying to the public and i think it’s fucking sick they’re willing to share even a snippet
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beatificwrites · 10 months
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LONG WORKS ★
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pedro characters ★
din djarin.
“because you’re you” din x nb!reader
“casualty” din x transmasc!reader
javier peña.
“domestic” javi x gn!reader
“your gf wants to be mine” javi x fem!reader
marcus pike.
“intrigued” marcus pike x male!reader
joel miller.
“valentine” joel x gn!reader
“move on” joel x gn!reader
vampire diaries/tvd ★
klaus mikaelson.
“your flaws” klaus x gn!reader
caroline forbes.
“never me” caroline x gn!reader
star wars ★
anakin skywalker.
“wounded” anakin x gn!reader
call of duty/cod ★
ghost.
“needed comfort” ghost x gn!reader
“no time to waste” ghost x gn!reader
spiderverse ★
miguel o’hara.
“last min rendezvous” miguel x fem!spider!reader
hobie brown.
“hidden wants” hobie x gn!spider!reader
“typical date night with him” hobie x gn!reader
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claudehenrion · 3 months
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''Relancer le quinquennat... ''
Depuis quelques semaines, la Presse, fatiguée sans doute de nous répéter les mêmes balivernes sur les victoires des ukrainiens et les défaites des russes (quand vont-ils enfin ouvrir les yeux ?), sur la ''seule solution'' (?) au Moyen-Orient (les impossibles ''deux Etats''), sur la non-connexion entre la délinquance et la violence... et l'immigration (sic !), a reçu un nouvel os à ronger : ''Macron, chercherait un cap pour 2024'', après une année difficile (NDLR pourquoi une seule ? Depuis qu'il est là, les tuiles succèdent aux crises et les catastrophes aux mauvaises nouvelles !) (NB : ce ''billet'' a été écrit juste avant la ''conférence de presse'' d'hier).
Ça, au moins, c'est de la nouvelle, et heureusement qu'on a des journalistes bien payés pour nous dire comment va le monde ! Car si on comprend bien (ce qui, après bientôt 8 années de lavage de cerveau et de mensonges ''en même temps'', force l'admiration pour le peuple français !), la France ne serait donc même plus gouvernée ''à vue'', mais trimballée, baladée, au pifomètre ou en fonction des vents : on cherche chaque jour ce qu'on va bien pouvoir raconter le lendemain, et si on trouve, c'est une journée faste ! Mais le plus terrible, dans cette constatation qui aurait du être faite depuis bien longtemps, c'est que les grosses lettres des ''unes'' de nos quotidiens sont le reflet de la dramatique vérité ! Pardon de revenir, une fois encore, sur l'Ecclésiaste et son ''Malheur à la cité dont le roi est un enfant'', mais si vous me proposez une citation qui décrive mieux que celle-là l'état de décomposition avancée de notre pauvre France en train de faire naufrage... je la fais mienne !
A la limite, on pourrait comprendre cette valse-hésitation d'un Président qui a été propulsé à ce poste par le plus inexplicable des hasards (car je ne veux pas revenir –comme il faudrait pourtant le faire, si on veut trouver de vraies explications à notre drame actuel-- sur l'immense scandale Fillon, qui a fait entrer notre pays dans la smala des républiques bananières... qu'il n'a plus quittée, depuis !), et qui aurait aimé laisser dans l'histoire une autre trace que celle, lamentable, de son règne-pour-rien : peut-être, semble -t-il penser, qu'une idée géniale pourrait encore sauver l'in-sauvable ? Beaucoup –dont moi-- sont convaincus qu'il est déjà trop tard. Mais d'un autre côte ''tant qu'il y a de la vie, il y a de l'espoir''...
On sait qu'il existe une théorie, qui fut vite qualifiée de complotiste par les seuls complotistes qui existent, ceux qui croient (dis)qualifier par ce titre ceux qui ne pensent pas comme eux (l'expérience permettant de considérer cette théorie comme plus-que-probable) : l'évolution à moyen terme du monde est menacée par ''les cauchemars made in Davos'', dont la perversité ravageuse est disponible dans toutes les librairies, sous le titre de ''The great Reset'' (la grande Réinitialisation), poison violent signé Klaus Schwab. Force est de constater que le monde est dirigé par des vampires dont la seule mission est de mettre en place les non-systèmes inventés par un petit groupe d'illuminés. Il est alors facile de comprendre qu'un président qui doit ''détricoter'' tout ce qui existe, mais sans que ça se sache, n'a pas un job facile. Dans ce contexte, avoir l'air de ne pas avoir de cap peut ne pas être aussi idiot que ça en a l'air... Les intéressés nient cette immense conspiration... mais on ne les croit pas : ils mentent sans cesse !
En réalité, la vraie question est ailleurs : qui peut affirmer que les français, dans leur immense majorité, ont envie de ''sauver'' ce quinquennat qui ne peut logiquement plus l'être ? Et qui peut croire qu'ils pourraient majoritairement souscrire aux visions apocalyptiques que leur laissent entrevoir, comme seul futur, toutes les non-solutions garanties que leur proposent les dystopies ''davossiennes'' ? Autre manière de poser ce problème insoluble : il est difficilement concevable qu'un Président sans boussole détruise autant de choses, toutes dans le même sens, dans l'Histoire, les mœurs, les habitudes, les relations entre citoyens, la culture, la composition du corps social et le système de référence de ses habitants et de ses nouveaux arrivants... ce qui donnerait raison à ceux qui disent ''envahisseurs'' pour parler d'eux... Les réponses semblent autant ''d'allant-de-soi'' à ceux qui se sont juré qu'on ne les y reprendrait plus. Mais pour les autres ?
Dernier point qui mérite d'être pris en considération au lieu d'être ''disqualifié'' avant même d'avoir été étudié : devant la destruction systématique de tout ce qui fut, de ce qui est, de ce que les français voudraient voir maintenu et continué... on se souvient de cette vieille phrase tirée du célèbre ''Sapeur Camembert'' de nos grands-pères : ''pour combler un trou, il suffit de faire un trou un peu plus grand, juste à côté'', idée de génie que tous nos présidents depuis un demi-siècle ont utilisée, en ne résolvant aucun de problèmes qui se posaient à notre pays mais en ''refilant'' toutes les décisions structurantes à ce truc terrifiant qui a usurpé le nom –anciennement respecté et attractif-- de ''Europe'', ce ''bien'' (?) qui s'est révélé pire que le ''mal'' qu'on prétendait soigner (à défaut de le guérir...) en se recommandant de lui... Que tout est donc compliqué !
La relance (ou pas) des 3 années qui restent de ce quinquennat terrible pour la France –qui s'estimera chanceuse si elle existe encore après avoir été soumise à un tel essorage pendant deux fois cinq ans (mathématiquement, ça fait dix ans de trop !), ne semble être désirable que pour le seul Macron –et les quelques prébendiers qui lui restent encore fidèles en titre-- mais vraiment pas pour le peuple français qui le démontre à longueur de mécontentements catégoriels, d'abstention-comme-jamais nulle part ailleurs, et de ras-le-bol perceptible jusque dans les ''dîners en ville'' qui pourtant, lui furent longtemps favorables (tout le monde peut se tromper !).
S'il a vraiment besoin de faire quelque chose –pour se faire croire à lui-même qu'il existe-- il lui suffit de découvrir enfin que tout ''changement-pour-le-changement'' n'est pas un ''progrès'', et que, par conséquence, il serait plus efficace, dans l'intérêt commun, qu'il arrête de nous terrifier avec des bobards en chapelets sur des virus inventés, sur des gaz à effet de serre ou de dessert, inventés aussi, sur des ''transitions climatiques'' fantasmées et inutiles et de ''transition'' totalement inutile --mais terriblement coûteuse ! Par exemple, en signe de sa bonne volonté et de son désir d'un authentique ''changement utile'', il pourrait arrêter de nous dresser les uns contre les autres, à propos de chacune de ses idées-qui-ne-sont-que-mauvaises et ne peuvent que nous séparer en groupes hostiles –toujours au nom d'un prétendu désir d'union sacrée que personne n'a jamais vu... (un peu comme le Pape François, qui fabrique sans nul besoin un risque de rupture avec l'Eglise d'Afrique –la principale force et la dernière chance de la chrétienté-- à propos du simulacre de bénédiction des ''couples'' homosexuels... ce qui n'était vraiment pas la première urgence, en ce moment !)
En conclusion (puisque, comme aimait à le répéter Flaubert ''seuls les imbéciles veulent conclure'' (sic !), je vais me permettre, en ce début d'année, de vous recommander, chers amis-lecteurs, de vous procurer (et de lire !) deux livres qui sont indispensables pour qui veut comprendre pourquoi nos élites indignes de leurs responsabilités mènent si mal les affaires du monde –et les nôtres : le premier –déjà cité ci-dessus-- est le désespérant livre de Klaus Schwab, ''The great Reset '', en français : la grande Réinitialisation (Ed. Forum Publishing), et le second (dont nous parlons souvent dans ce Blog) est ''La gestion de la barbarie'' de Abou Bakr Naji (Ed Eyrolles). Ces deux ouvrages ne sont peut-être pas les seuls qui permettent de ''comprendre demain''. Je les crois néanmoins à la fois nécessaires et suffisants. Bonne lecture à tous ceux qui voudront savoir à quelles sauces indigestes ils vont être ''bouffés'', dans un futur qui, hélas, semble de plus en plus proche...!
H-Cl.
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