I am so ding dang heckin tired oh my gosh what the fuck
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urge to write the owl house urge to draw the owl house
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I'd be cool to see Giant whale boat/ship mimic
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I just want to keep my job even though I don't know how to make memes. Buy our coffee. We've got holiday gifts for the coffee lover in your life.
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Sometimes it’s hard to read fanfic when you’re studying herbalism.. when they have the character preparing a tincture to use that same DAY!!?
Baby those dried herbs need to sit in that jar with high proof alcohol for at LEAST a month!
That’s why before the use of calendars ppl use to prepare their tinctures either on the new moon or full moon. A a full moon cycle is usually 28 days or so. And they would give the moon names so it’s easier to remember when/what month said tincture was bottled.
This is also why herbal medicine is prepare in small batches. You have to take your time preparing your bottles. Making sure everything is clean so you don’t end up with mold. Diluting your grain alcohol. Heckkk knowing when to pick your herbs for max potency! Drying your herbs! That takes a lot of time too!
I didn’t mean to rant lol
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im meant to be doing my degree but instead i spent like an hour making the worlds most confusing family tree. what is wrong with me
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Therapist: *looks up from her notebook* So, what brings you two here?
MC: He murdered me.
Belphegor: And I regret it.
MC: But Lucifer wants us to "actually talk about it" instead of making jokes that "make everyone concerned."
Belphegor: Can I nap in here?
MC: You have a nice office.
Therapist: Uh... *smiles nervously* How about we schedule weekly sessions from here on...?
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