#new plan

[introvertedlass]

#new plan #i'm sure it's doable

[sweatsnervously47]

When the newest plan fails so you’re on to plan 489:

#new plan #sadgirl

[mandadlorianstuff]

Rewatching the masterpiece that is Chapter 1 and missing Din's sense of humor that somehow seemed to diminish over time

#please this episode is perfection #he didnt take himself too seriously #him and IG arguing about who would take the credit for capturing the bounty #him yelling at IG not to self destruct #NEW PLAN #“now we just need to get the door open” #*syncronized look to the big gun* #the mandalorian #din djarin

[qualifiedaquarian]

The plan of the upcoming New Year.

#fuck it #new plan #new year #a solid plan

[evilhorse]

There are too many of these things for me to be able to process and get ahead of.

#wildstorm 30th anniversary special #the authority #midnighter #Jenny sparks #aliens #kick #new plan #wildstorm #warren ellis #bryan hitch #requiem #dc comics #comics #2020s comics

[yetanothergreyjedi]

WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!??

#totk #new plan #im going home and making sure its ok #maybe bolson finally got off my lawn

[goolixposting]

#become nectar

wwoooarr (i wonder if i abosrb enough nectar i'll become nectar.. then all of the leafy friends will like me!!)

#new plan #become nectar

[patronsaint-ofthedenial]

I need you to know that in the exact moment of this line I found a piece of rabbit shit under my fucking shirt

#new plan #anytime anyone fucks with me ever i am firing rabbit shit at them with a slingshot #why was there rabbit shit under my shirt? well you see my sweet beloved darling boy does not care where he relieves himself

[rylliejay]

For as much as i love my husband, i do kinda miss having a small alt girl i could put on my shoulders during concerts.

#alt girls #concerts #husband #bi #i need to hit the gym and husband a diet #new plan

[tardis--dreams]

What if i just dropped out of this seminar? What then.

#then i would officially have to drop out of university so that i would never see that lecturer again because the betrayal would be too #shameful #but jesus christ this presentation makes me want to kill myself #bad #baaaaad #i hate it here #ok #new plan #i stop giving a fuck about anything but the ba thesis #meaning ill do a shitty job in all other seminars but i can maybe continue studying next semester #so #I'm gonna ruin myself but whatever #I'll ruin myself more if i don't get this thesis done in a month now

[radiantrascal]

I was saving the usage of this account for when I finally draw my characters, but since Twitter might die or be be flooded with harassment or other untowardly behaviour, I’ll start to use this as my log and update as well.

#twitter #new plan

[oleanderever]

Find the oleander to commit suicide.

#new plan #mental illness

[vaporvipermedia]

New Plan!

I'm just going to do the character designs first then do the information for them last since doing both at the same time is a little bit stressful for me. That way you guys can have some delicious character designs.

#New plan #this will be more manageable for me #oc #twisted wonderland #piraticus #twst oc

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yall wanna hear a kinda funny, kinda sad story about my grandmother and hetero-normativity?

Ok, so... when my grandmother was in her 50s (I was an infant), she met a woman at the Unitarian Church. And, as can happen when you meet your soul mate, this event made it impossible for her to deny parts of herself that she had fiercely hidden her whole life.

All the drama- their affair being found out, the divorce with my grandfather, the court battle over who got the house, happened while I was a baby. Even in my earliest memories, it's just Mama Jo and Oma, and my grandfather lived elsewhere (first his own apartment, then a nursing home, then with us.)

But here's the thing- no one ever explained any of this to me. No one ever sat down and was like "hey, Rosie, so do you know what a lesbian is?" It was the 90s. It was Texas. I think my mom was still kinda processing all this, and just assumed that like... I was gonna figure it out. Don't mention it, let it just be normal. Like I think my mom thought that if she explained the situation, she would be making it weird? I dunno.

But like. In the 90s, in all the movies I had seen and books I had read, do you know how many same sex couples I had seen? Like. 0. Do you know how many "platonic best friend/roommates" I had seen? A lot. I had no context, is what I'm saying.

I literally thought this was a Golden Girls, roommates, besties situation until I was like...I dunno, 11? 12?

It was actually their parrot, an African Grey named Spike, imitating my grandmothers voice saying "Johanna, honey, it's getting late", that triggered the MIND BLOWN moment as I realized that *there's only one master bedroom and it only has 1 waterbed* when all the pieces finally clicked.

Anyway. I think it's a real important thing for kids to know queer people exist, for a lot of reasons, but also because kids can be clueless and it's embarrassing to have your grandmother be outted by a parrot because everyone just thought you'd figure it out on your own.

Anyway, here is my grandma and her wife, my Oma, after they moved to Albuquerque to be artsy gay cowboys and live their best life. They helped run a "Lesbian Dude Ranch" out there (basically just with funding and financial support. As Oma has explained "traditionally, most lesbians don't have a lot of money" so they wrote the checks and let the younger ladies actually run the ranch.)

#this is the grandmother who passed away unexpectedly earlier this month #she was so cool yall #and so weird #they got married twice by the way once when Massachusetts legalized it and once when New Mexico did #they hiked the grand canyon together #they had a european river cruise planned for this fall #she was 89 and she wanted to see the whole world with her wife #and they were working on it #literally i thought they were roommates #and there was only one bed

[dailyzhonglinco]

oh my god these posts popped off

#i was going to delete this account but??? #new plan #i guess it's time to return #btw i ship zhongluc now

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

#LIKE FIIIIRE! HELLFIIIIIRE! THIS FIRE ON MY TONGUE! #I therefooooore requiiiire a new paste tooooo cleeaaan gums #It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! it is the Colgate brand and Crest who've set this flame! #it's not my fault‚ if in their plans‚ they made the toothpaste so much stronger than a maaaaaaannnnnn #protect me‚ oh grocers! don't let the menthol touch my lips‚ don't let its fire sear my mouth and gums! #PROVIDE ME WITH FLUORIDE‚ but not mixed with the fires of Hell‚ and I'll keep all my teeth for years to cooooommeeee #HELLFIRE #MINT FIRE #IS ALL THAT I CAN FIND! #I may be! requiired! to order paaaaste oooonline!