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wessasaurus-rex · 11 months
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How to strike fear into the hearts of a Super Mario Bros fan:
 "I’M A CHUCKSTER!“
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roseofsomekind · 5 months
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Today I am different than I was the day before
I've been busy having a nervous breakdown but I hope you're doing fine
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onlycringepost · 2 months
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any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a wife
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t00thpasteface · 5 months
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still very homesick for a lot of little things, like how my brother will just walk into me like i'm a skyrim npc whenever he needs something i'm standing in front of bc he has 50+ pounds on me and knows he can just tip my skinny ass over like a 5'7" telephone pole
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incorrectbatfam · 23 hours
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How small must the world be for both Bruce and Tim to witness John and Mary Grayson's deaths
Or for 10-year-old Duke to crack the Riddler's puzzle before Batman swoops in and saves the day, long before his powers came into play
Or for Sheila Haywood to leave her son only to end up assisting his killer a decade and a half later
Not to mention the popular fanon concept of Jason knowing baby Damian in the League of Assassins
Now imagine how many other invisible strings could've tied them together
Like what if Tim and Jason went to the same school when Jason was Robin but all they shared was the occasional bump and "excuse me" in the busy halls
Or what if Babs was a tutor and helped an elementary-aged Steph finally understand her homework only for the Browns to cancel after a couple sessions because they couldn't afford it
What if the first person to buy Cass a hot meal was Kate on one of her travels
What if Alfred witnessed young Selina shoplifting groceries but chose to turn a blind eye
What if Jason lived on the same streets as the Row siblings and gave little Harper tips on how to use tools and defend her brother
What if Steph and Duke shared the same school bus, only he sat in the front while she was toward the back
What if the first person to teach Tim how to tie his shoes was Bruce at a gala because Jack and Janet were busy talking to someone important
What if Bette did a DNA test for fun and found a connection in Nanda Parbat but just assumed the results was faulty because she knew her whole family, right?
What if 8-year-old Dick, the day before his parents died, stayed at a cheap hotel near Crime Alley and found 4-year-old Jason wandering alone and said, "I'll be your big brother for tonight"
What if the universe knew they were made for each other and wouldn't rest until they realized it too
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oingomyboingos · 1 year
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shoutout to the nightbloggers all my homies love nightbloggers
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voltt-shockwing · 1 year
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Huh, my first ever night post, was watching a horror movie earlier with friends, many of them I do not know, I felt comfortable near them digitally, I might hop in on more movie nights for fun
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thepromiscuousfinger · 7 months
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Me, trying to catch up on memes I missed today but mutuals are horny posting cuz it's midnight:
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unbidden-yidden · 7 months
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Honestly, Christianity for me was like having a long-term boyfriend whose family I never met (and that he talked shit about constantly and somewhat jealously) only to finally meet them and discover that secretly Judaism was actually the sexiest, smartest, funniest woman I'd ever met and oh hey whoops now I'm a lesbian. Sorry man, I'm completely gay for her. Yeah, we're going out now, and probably getting married. No, there's nothing you can do to "fix it." No, you're probably not invited to the wedding. Sorry. :/
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wheres-your-paddle · 2 months
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i love tumblr because i can just say shit like "perry the platypus raised me and that's why my gender is fucked" and everyone will go "yeah same"
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firstofficerkittycat · 3 months
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soon
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wessasaurus-rex · 1 year
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My dog looks like he's laughing at his own joke ‘,:/ 
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sesquipedalianmarquis · 10 months
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pussy ravenous pussy cavernous
im down bad need that pussy intravenous
pussy vicarious pussy precarious
with ill intent call that pussy nefarious
pussy vigorous pussy chivalrous
devouring that meat means the pussy carnivorous
pussy vicious pussy delicious
the stars have aligned so the pussy’s auspicious
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onlycringepost · 1 year
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that’s not very “fully developed frontal cortex” of you
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klarion-the-witch-boy · 4 months
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I finished my first ever crochet blanket! Sure it was made with a 10mm hook (on worsted weight yarn), and sure it's not the tidiest thing ever, but I'm so fucking proud of myself!
Also here's Max again. Isn't she great? I love her.
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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In 2024 I will begin documenting my daily journey of joining a Batman-themed boyband
Stay tuned for details
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