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dinnerand-diatribes · 4 months

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devastating fuckinf texts to receive before bedtime

@zostawcie-titanica

#andre braugher #brooklyn #brooklyn 99 #nine-nine #captain holt #holt #jake peralta #rosa diaz #amy santiago #gina linetti #terry jeffords #charles boyle #crying #my 12 year old self is in agony i loved that man

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owlsinpants · 3 months

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is anyone else just lost all the time because they need detective boyle to tell them what to do with their hair

#brooklyn 99 #iykyk #also you need to use less conditioner #because this #is a flat mess #nine-nine #jake peralta #charles boyle #gina linetti

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mishtay · 2 years

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Pancakes 🥞

Jake Peralta x reader

It was 7 in the morning when Y/n woke up, unusually early for a Saturday. She had the sudden urge to eat a pancake and her stomach considered it a great idea as well, forcing her to wake up.

Her gaze shifted to her sleeping boyfriend, smiling at the relaxed look on his face as he held her tightly.

She wiggled her way out and tip-toed out of bed to avoid waking up the brunette.

She yawned and stretched her arms over her head as she made her way to the kitchen. It was still pretty early and Y/n felt groggy but pancakes called and who was she to say no to that?

Standing on her toes her hand grazed over the pancake box but not enough for her to grab it. Making a frustrated noise she held on a table for support and tried again.

Arms wrapped around her waist making her yelp as she was gently lifted, just enough for her to reach the top shelf where the pancake mix was kept. As she was lowered to the ground she looked at the person lifting her.

"Jake," she said, "When did you wake up?"

"Just now," He said, voice little deeper than usual, "saw you reaching for the box and gave u a little lift." He ended his statement with a soft smirk.

She rolled her eyes and removed a bowl and whisk, opening the box of pancake mix.

"Whatcha doing?" He asked childishly, eyes curious.

"Making us some pancakes." She replied simply, mixing water with the mix.

"Can I help?" He asked pleadingly making her laugh.

"Of course babe, can you get some berries out of the fridge?" He rushed to do exactly as she said.

Jake observed his girlfriend carefully pouring the batter into the pan and leaned over to scoop some of the batter and apply it to her nose.

She made a surprised noise and put some batter on his nose too, laughing at the look on his face.

Very soon the two had various patches of batter on their faces and Jake was tickling Y/n with laughter of his own.

As he stopped 'assaulting' her as she said, she huffed to catch her breath. Jake doubled over with laughter at her annoyance.

"Shut up." She mumbled.

"Noooo." He whined.

She suddenly grabbed him by the front of his shirt and kissed him, cutting his laughter short. He immediately responded, hands resting on her waist comfortably.

He tasted of pancake batter and berries and she felt that tasting it on his lips was way better than eating the real thing.

As the two broke apart Jake stared at Y/n with something that could only be described as awe.

"What? You weren't shutting up." She said, suddenly feeling a bit shy.

He laughed and pulled her close, kissing her forehead.

The two jumped apart at the smoke alarm ringing, Y/n screaming, "the pancakes are on fire!"

Jake laughed as his panicking girlfriend rushed to the kitchen and desperately tried saving the burnt pancake.

Y/n had waken up for pancakes, but somehow managed to get something even better and she wasn't even a bit mad at it.

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crimsonrune · 1 day

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Comm - Situational Comedy (Sitcom TF/TGs)

Coming at you with slightly odder comms for TFTuesday this week, courtesy of my good pal @tf-plaza! A subject of some debate that comes up from time to time with him, as his gallery makes apparent, are assorted celebrity and live-action media based transformations. Naturally, since I am not immune to propaganda, he and I inevitably explored a few of our own together, which I thought would be fun to present today! So to start, this set contains he and I turning into B99's Amy and Rosa, the titular 2 Broke Girls, and yours truly into a slightly iconic Phoebe from Friends!

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orkazh-arts · 4 months

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"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️‍🌈

My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨

#andre braugher #raymond holt #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #brooklyn 99 #captain holt #ray holt #thank you for such an iconic character

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spockvarietyhour · 4 months

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

#Star Trek Deep Space Nine #DS9 #Star Trek #Past Tense #Past Tense Pt 1 #Benjamin Sisko #Bernardo Calvera #2024 #startrekedit #ds9edit #2024edit #GIF #my gifs #scifiedit #tvedit #1990sedit #Hide and Queue

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k-eke · 6 months

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Careful ...

#animation #animated #gif #cat #demon #careful #nine tails

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goodapollo · 4 months

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#Andre Braugher #B99 #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #Rip #Holt #Captain Holt #Ray Holt #Raymond Holt

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spongebobssquarepants · 4 months

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#andre braugher #news #twitter #posts #rip #brooklyn nine nine #raymond holt

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galactic-magick · 3 months

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Star Trek makes me soooo crazy cuz you got Picard saying things like "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose."

And Data saying things like "I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my dessert."

And Bashir saying things like “You can't go through life trying to avoid getting a broken heart. If you do, it'll break from loneliness anyway."

And Odo sayings things like "It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice is that sometimes they make the wrong choice."

And I’m just supposed to be normal about it???

#there are so many other quotes that make me crazy but these are the ones on my mind rn #Star Trek #tng #deep space nine #ds9 #captain picard #data soong #Julian Bashir #constable odo

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porcelain-dionysus · 6 months

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Nine would have thought Martha Jones was the coolest person in the world. Doesn’t even matter where in the timeline this was or what happened to Rose, he would have loved her leather jacket and her hairstyle. He would have loved that she was a DOCTOR! Her studying to be a doctor was so overlooked and he would have loved it. He would have thought she was the coolest person alive. Nine and Donna would have killed each other on sight

#donna would call him a weasel faced bitch and he’d disintegrate on sight #doctor who #nine #9 #ten #10 #martha jones #donna noble #christopher eccleston #david tennant #bbc

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garaks-padded-bra · 3 months

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Back when i worked in hell ( a supermarket ) the shifts were so mind numbing I had to be resuscitated every 45 minutes via defibrillator, so I decided I was going to make the time go by faster by learning all the ferengi rules of acquisition. So i made this tiny tiny booklet to study when it got slow. It looked like this:

The problem with this foolproof plan arose when a coworker found it on the floor after my malnourished white man cheeks failed to keep it confined to my back pocket. And when they questioned what it was i just