#no snz

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

Y’all ever have those creators that like your work and it’s like having 100 people like it? Like, the whole thing was worth it because they liked it?

Yeah…:)

#no snz

[aller-geez]

Hhhhhhhh-

I finally started watching Sasaki and Miyano earlier cause my sister gave me her Crunchyroll info, and--

UGH I LITERALLY CANNOT CONTAIN MY SQUEALS theyresocute

#no snz #no sneeze #no snez #sasaki to miyano #stop it theyre so fucking cute 😭😭😭 #shounen ai #bl anime #yaoi bl #yaoi manga #yaoi

[virusdotsneeze]

Aaj is the type of person to say "kleenex" as a blanket term for "tissues".

#no snz #snz kink #my oc #sneeze kink #snz #snez kink #snz art #sneeze #snez #sick kink #cold #snot

[jenomess]

Ok waaaah

Yesterday i told my bf that i found really cute when he falls asleep while talking, and then omg he started whispering by my ear as if he were falling asleep.

...

HE'S SO PLEASY?????????

Makes me hella wonder if he would be as pleasy if i tell him about this shitty kink, i mean, why not?

PLUS.

We were kissing and i SWEAR i accidentally and i didn't even noticed until the very exact moment he gently pulled me away and said "ok, all nice but that's not the way" and i go "what?" that he tells me

"You kissed my nostril"

and then i freeze like pikachu and turn and bury my face in my hands bc I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT BY ANY WAY IN ANY MOMENT AND I'M EVEN NOT INTO THAT

And he just laughed and soothed me and kept telling me that i didn't had to worry, and even joked "good it didn't came with a surprise" and- yuck- really, just shut up noooow, he joked with that tWice fuck him, and then while we were kissing again he did the same that i did and said "to be even" TFFFFFFF HDVSBSBDHDBSJSJFHD shit i died of real ebarassment again bc no not my thing but

He's just cool with thaaat????????

Would he be a tiny-bit like that if i told him about the kink?

We'll have to wait and suffer until we know 😩

#snzblr #snezblr #sneezeblr #no snz #sneeze kink #snz kink #sneezing kink #jenpost

[secret-explosion]

Part 1

Part 2 ->

So, I subscribed to the idea of Al/as/tor being allergic to dogs on top of his general distain for them. As a result, I got to thinking of scenarios for how to put the two together and it kept coming to one common catalyst: Angel Dust and his soft spot for small creatures. Also thought it would be funny if Va//gg//ie was the enabler of An//gel's antics for once. Thus, my brain required me to draw it out. Ran out of steam so it's a bit unfinished and no snz yet but I was just pleased with the idea XD

If anyone wants to flesh out the senario, please don't be shy!

#snz #ha/zb/in ho/tel #haz/bin #haz//bin//ho//tel// #ha//zb//in ho//tel #snz blog #snzblr #no snz #prequel of sorts #my work #d/o/g days

[iwanttoleavethisblankbuticant]

guys help 😭 I just unlocked the most embarrassing memory!

so I was just minding my own business, thinking about fics for my OCs, perfectly normal stuff, okay? Then I think ‘maybe I should draw my OCs’. Boom. Just like that memory is unlocked. Do you want to know what that memory was about? Do you fucking want to know what that memory was about?! (Insert deep dramatic breath here) it was a memory about a series of mini comics I made. It was all stick figures, and it had two male lead characters. One was allergic to everything and was constantly being thrown into his allergens, the other one was the ‘quite kid’ who would always take care of the sneezing other character, giving him allergy meds, stepping outside with him, stuff like that.

I WAS A GODAMN 8 YEAR OLD WHEN I DREW THAT!!!

I didn’t even know what a kink was back then.

and even worse

I SHOWED THOSE COMICS TO MY MOTHER!! TO. MY. MOTHER.!!! 😭😭😭

and then I kept getting more memories of dumb sneeze stuff I did before learning what a kink is. I remembered doing degradation meets sneeze RPs with my stuffed animals. One was sneezy and allergic while the other bullied him for it until he got concerned and started taking care of him. I remember once specifically asking my mom to put on a specific episode of a show, saying “no, not that episode. I want the one where he sneezes”

like dear lord. I hope my mom doesn’t remember any of that.

#snz kink #sneeze kink #snz fic #snzblr #sneeze blog #sneezefucker #snz fet #snz things #blank strikes again #No snz #im literally dying inside

[thekinkyleopard]

Hybrid HeartBreak

A Canon Drabble for AlxKoxNai

⚠️Content Warning⚠️

Sad, Angst, Pregnancy mention, No Snz

Author’s Notes: I heard this song “I see you everywhere” and the artist is by /0/0/0/ (without all the dashes). It inspired me to write this short angsty Drabble in relation to Draeko finding out Alistar got Indi pregnant. Enjoy 😉 @aller-geez did the cover, and owns Draeko as well as Kanai. I should have Snzfire p. 2 up by the 17th if not earlier! 😇 this literally just came to me and is pretty short from what I normally do.

“Get out.” Draeko said quietly at first, small tears forming in his duo-colored eyes. He sniffled, quickly rubbing them away at the illusion he could hide his feelings.

“What?” The crimson eyed demon looked over at the smaller with confusion written all over his face, almost like maybe he had heard him Incorrectly, but truthfully, he hadn’t.

“GET OUT, ALISTAR!” Slamming his fists down at his sides while he shouted from his chest, he looked up to make eye contact, he needed the demon to know he was serious.

“Dr-“ he tried again but was immediately cut off. He couldn’t believe what was happening, Draeko never acted like this towards him or Kanai. Speaking of, he was the one to cut the red head off, now having entered the space when he heard the commotion.

“Donnie? Luciftias?” He looked at each of them with curious concern, slowly trying to piece together what might have happened.

“GET OUT ALISTAR, I SAID LEAVE!” He shoved the red head with his flattened palms and the tall demon stumbled backwards with an even more confused expression as his eyebrows bent forward. A slight sparkle of hurt behind his ruby gaze.

“Pup-“ he tried again, but it wasn’t of any use before the mutt was popping off at the mouth again.

“Don’t FUCKING call me that!” Growling low and snapping in between, it was a whole other side of the hybrid that the anti-Christ had never seen. He would almost be turned on if he wasn’t so taken aback.

“Can you just… HEAR ME OUT??” He tried but he couldn’t hold onto his patience anymore, between the constant interruptions and lack of respect, he had had it.

“NO! I TOLD you to stop fucking her! I TOLD you! I let you fuck whoever you want, I let you do and be and HAVE whatever you WANT ALWAYS!!!! And you couldn’t just give me ONE fucking thing? One rule? JUST ONE?” Tears poured down his mint and grey colored eyes, stomping his left foot with passionate force, an attempt at intimidating the large red head.

“Dude that thing means NOTHING to me, when are you going to understand that?? I don’t know why you expect so much out of me all of the fucking time, Draeko, seriously, IM FROM HELL. IM SATANS SON. IM NEVER GONNA BE ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT,” Kanai looked between the two of his closest mates and furrowed his brows.

“What is this? Why are we yelling?” His voice was flat but his eyebrow raised in concern because he had never seen them …do this.

“WHY AM I YELLING?!” He furiously turned on his heels to face his best friend who glared daggers, a look he’d seen only twice, and never at him. Alistar now realized just who it was he was targeting now and took a deep breath, and with an edge of irritation, spoke. “Nai….Tell him, tell Draeko, again. And again. Because he won’t LISTEN,” hissing and snapping his words with emphasis. “That we can’t LOVE HIM, and he needs to get a GRIP on his fucking HUMANITY, redirect that shit somewhere the fuck else….I fucked up ! I get that! But I’m still HERE, aren’t I?? IM coming HERE aren’t I? It’s me and YOU and Kanai isn’t it??” Now he snapped his gaze to the other with force, the mutt fell to his knees and broke down into a massive puddle of sobs.

“I’ll NEVER have that with you….I’ll NEVER be that close to either of you that way….and it hurts so deeply, Al…you can’t even begin to imagine…” he gasped between words whilst he spoke and flung his hands about as he spoke. His nose leaked of snot and his tears covered his cheeks.

“WHY, does it hurt? Explain,” Alistar was still not sold, what was so upsetting about this? He couldnt comprehend why him expecting a child he doesn’t want, was making Draeko so angry.

“Because I’m in love with you….Im in love with both of you…and I want to be close to you both, always…forever…I know you guys can’t-….but I can…for all of us..” he snubbled rubbing his nose against the sleeve of his sweater.

“Luciftias….don’t leak…it is okay, I think what you want and what we have together is compatible…right, Al?” He reassured the small male while looking over at the red head hoping to mediate the anger.

“Look, I’m having a fucking kid, so what? Big deal, you shouldn’t want that with me because /I/ don’t fucking want it….its a CURSE…” he sighed deeply gripping the bridge of his nose in a pinch of his fingers.

“It’s a blessing, Alistar! Children are blessings here!” He spat again, defending his argument tooth and nail because what if someday he wanted kids! He knew he’d be a hell of a lot better of a parent than his own were.

“FUCK kids dude! They’re so annoying…and they turn into adults that are even more annoying….reproducing is a virus, and I’m glad I got snipped last week,” Putting his hands at his hips he looked upward triumphantly while Draeko went completely pale.

“W-what?” He asked hoping he’d heard the red head incorrectly.

“Yep! Can’t have that happen again….seriously…my dad is NOT gonna be happy with me,” shaking his head back and forth, running a hand through his Ruby locks.

“So we can’t ever….” Alistar and Kanai looked at each other almost as if the mutt was completely delusional, cause he was. They didn’t need Alistar’s unhinged genes to have kids IF they wanted them. Which both demons had agreed upon not wanting them long ago. However, none of them had a vessel with an incubator. So that also made Draeko look extremely odd in this moment.

“Dude, I never wanted to, and how could we? You don’t need me! This doesn’t make SENSE!” Alistar threw his hands in his hair trying to resist yanking every last strand of his hair right out from his head.

“What about me?? We could’ve used a surrogate, you don’t know!!” He interjected, arguing against them. He wasn’t stupid, he was aware they’d need other things, it’s not that he ever thought about it, it’s just that the option was ripped away.

“What-….IM AN ANTI-CHRIST DRAEKO, do you realize what breeding MY genetics DOES?! That fucking kid is going to be stronger, and more powerful than me and my father, I accidentally created my predecessor before my time of retirement, and he’s probably going to fucking KILL ME SOME DAY!” He reached down and shook the hybrid by his shoulders. The mutt drooped, and despite the other’s words, he couldn’t deal with the emotional deregulation inside of his disordered brain. He shut down, closed his eyes and allowed himself to check out completely. Al mindlessly mumbled and continue to shake the mutt’s limp body, Kanai stepped up, putting a hand onto Alistar’s shoulder.

“Alistar…enough,” he said sternly but still without much force or emotion and the red head immediately halted his actions, looking down to see the other fully blacked out, and passed out. “Let go,” Alistar listened as he effortlessly released the hybrid into Kanai’s arms who had bent over to scoop the small mutt up.

“But Kanai…” he tried, reaching a hand out only for it to fall back down to his side.

“We are just going to have to take this one day at a time, Donnie…he is brain sick, remember? But…it’ll be okay,” and for the first time Alistar had ever seen him, he cracked his left side mouth into a half smile. It was just enough to make the demon’s brows lift and his head tilt as they disappeared and he was left alone to his own devices.

The End

Author’s Notes: Ouch 🥲 Did you like the ouch? I liked the ouch. 😗 thanks for reading!

#angst #AlxKoxNai #Alistar Satanos #Kanai Orpheus #Draeko Grey #original character #oc #writer #fic writer #vanilla #no Snz

[itsallsternutation]

Is it just me or does it feel like this platform is explicitly calling us out whenever it recommends us a post from another snz blog with shit like “your crush just just posted” or “X just posted, we know you’ve had an eye on them for a while” lol

#not snz #sneeze blog #snz blog #no snz #snzblr

[werewolfsteveau]

Werewolf Au

Finally another part to this au after many a week!!! I hope people are still interested in reading this lol. There are a lot of feelings in this part, so be prepared!!! Part 1 and Playlist for this au. Julie watched Eddie outside for a moment while he snapped to the side with an itchy fit before disappearing into his van. ”So just curious...does that happen a lot?” She asked, watching Eddie's van pull out of the parking spot with a bit of a sputter. Julie popped herself up onto the counter now that the morning rush was on the way out, watching Steve clean and prep the equipment. ”The pissing contest or the sneezing?” Robin asked, relaxing a bit now that things had started to calm down. ”The pissing contest, I've known Eddie long enough to know about the sneezing.” Julie clarified with a cheeky little grin that made Robin's face feel like it was on fire. ”Anytime Eddie decides to grace us with his presence, though it's usually worst the longer they're in the same room,” Robin answered with an eye roll, “...I thought Eddie only moved here after his freshman year?” ”Oh yeah, but he used to just come down to spend summers with his Uncle...we actually used to be pretty close the three of us...” Julie shrugged like it was no big deal. “Fuck off!” Robin scoffed, “I refuse to believe Eddie and Dingus over there used to be friends.” She gestured toward Steve who rolled his eyes at their conversation. “Ah but it’s true, I’ll make sure to dig out the pictures when I get around to unpacking.” Julie grinned, already thinking of all the fun pictures of little Steve that she could pull out to embarrass him. “Hey, stop making nice,” Steve swatted at Julie with the rag he was holding, “you two are not allowed to be friends.” “Fiinnnne!!” Julie shoved back with a cackle, throwing up her hands in defense, “I won't show all your cute baby pictures.” She grinned, sticking her tongue out at the man hopping off the counter. “Oh please, I’m begging you,” Robin said, clasping her hands together with pouty lips, “I have to see thee Steve Harrington’s baby pictures.” She begged, shrieking a little when Steve sprayed her with the watered-down cleaner. “Don’t you have something else better to do?” Steve glared pointedly at Julie from behind the pink lens, and the girl glanced at her watch cursing. Julie wrinkled her brow before looking at her watch. “Fuck, I actually have somewhere to be...see you later?” She waved to Steve. ”Yeah...”Steve's brow furrowed watching Julie leave, not actually expecting her to have to be anywhere but he wasn't going to question it. ~ Steve gets off his shift an hour or two later and everything just...hurts. It almost felt like the beginning of a migraine, the world around him feeling too loud and bright. The smallest things made a stiff ache at the base of his neck swell with fury. Glancing at the clock in his car as he got in he kept an eye on the time, despite knowing he had plenty of time to get home before things really got going. He considered stopping on the way home to grab something to eat but thought differently when his stomach rolled slightly at the thought of food. Pulling into the parking lot outside of his apartment, he saw Julie sitting on the hood of her truck parked outside of his apartment. She had a couple of brown fast food bags giving him a little wave as he pulled into the spot next to her. At least he wouldn't be completely alone tonight. ”I got the burger as rare as I could without, Benni thinking I'm completely crazy.” She told him passing him one of the bags. The food smelt good, even slightly nauseous from the headache his stomach grumbled as he pulled out the burger. They ended up sitting at the top of the stairs to the basement of the apartment and he pulled the beanie off his head shaking out his ears. Julie reached up to scratch behind one of them with a cheeky grin. ”Stop that...” Steve lazily batted at her hand with a huff but he didn't pull away, not wanting to admit the action felt good. ”You love this.”Julie teased, giving his ear one last scritch before pulling her hand away before pulling away. Sticking her hand in the greasy brown bag pulled out a fry. They sat in comfortable silence eating their food, the only sound was their quiet chewing. ”Sooo...how're things going?”Julie started breaking the silence as she stole a pickle poking out of Steve's burger. ”I don't know what you're talking about Jules.” Steve huffed, taking a bite of his burger and chewing hard as he could just trying to ignore the question entirely. ”Come on Steve, you know what I'm talking about...” Julie sighed, picking at her nail polish, “Dustin told me you dropped your classes...what's going on with that?” Steve swallowed hard, running his finger through his hair with a long drawn-out sigh. “A lot…happened,” Steve sighed, running his fingers through his hair exhausted, “I guess I got sick of being under my dad's thumb, and it's not like I was doing great anyway...a business degree didn't feel right.” Julie made a noise of agreement, understanding where Steve was coming from. ”Your turn, what's going on with you?” Steve nudged her with his foot, turning the question back on her watching her falter slightly. ”Nothing...”Julie's expression soured clearly not enjoying having the spotlight pointed back at her. “Julie Anne Richardson!”He started watching her nose wrinkle up at the use of her full name, “You were doing something you loved at your dream school, there's no way you came back to hang out in a basement with a college dropout.” ”Maybe I did!” Julie joked crumpling up the paper that her burger had come in tossing the greasy wax paper at him. Steve just gave her a bored look catching the paper in hand before stuffing it in the brown paper bag with the rest of their trash. Clearly not satisfied with her answer. ”Gotta have money to go to college, Stevie.” Julie answered with a sigh, knowing that it didn't explain anything and that Steve wasn't about to let her get off that easy. ”But you had money...what happened to your money!?” Steve exclaimed a sick feeling of dread filling his stomach, “You've been saving up since freshman year!” ”It's not my money anymore, it's Nickie's now.” Julie shrugged staring hard at her hand as she picked at the chipped polish. ”Nickie!?” Steve stared at her in disbelief, mouth hanging agape, “You mean your twelve-year-old brother, Nickie!? What does he even need with that kind of money?” ”They wanted to start him a college fund...and you know my dad feels about women in the workforce.” Julie rolled her eyes slumping with her arms folded over her chest. ”So they just gave, Nickie your college fund...the one that you spent like four years working at Benni's Diner earning...that has to be illegal!” Steve sounded exasperated. ”It's a joint account, they can do whatever they want...”Julie sighed with a sad tired smile, “It was either go into debt with student loans...or move back in with my parents.” ”Move in with me!” Steve blurted out the words rolling out of his mouth like it was just the easiest thing in the world. Asking Julie to move in with him. ”I don't think there's enough room for both of us in your studio, Steve.” Julie laughed, slumping against Steve's shoulder as he slid his arm around her. ”We'll make it work, better than being trapped with your parents...” Steve squeezed her shoulder warmly pressing a soft kiss to the top of her head. “We’ll talk about it…”Julie huffed, sitting there with Steve for a moment before he got up with a wince stretching his arms muscles tight and sore. He knew it was time. ”You want me in there with you?” Julie asked taking his hand and squeezing it bringing it up to her face so that the back of it could brush against her cheek. Steve hesitated for a moment and it almost seemed like he was going to say yes to her offer. But instead, he shook his head. ”No I'll be fine...just promise you'll be here when I come out.” He asked, voice thready and anxious staring at her with his doe brown eyes. ”Promise.” Julie squeezed his hand before letting it slip from her grip. He opened the big heavy door, glancing back with a little wave before slipping behind the heavy door. Letting it shut behind him with a heavy thump.

#werewolf steve au #s/teve h/arrington #r/obin b/uckley #e/ddie m/unson #Oc #J/ulie R/ichardson #no snz #s/tranger t/hings #s/tranger t/hings au

[hauntedanimalsdogslawyer]

#q&a #ocs #furry character #female furry #male furry #no snz

[charm-03]

Random thought…

Sharing a joint with someone who forgot their allergy medicine, knows just how allergic to smoke they are.

ps. I’m opening up this position for my weed smoking habit. Please apply directly with a description of yourself in this situation. Bonus points will be awarded to those who provide examples. ❤️

I also have pretty pink papers so we’ll be high class smokers 😂

#no snz #smoke allergy

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

Helloooo everyone, I’m sorry for the gap in content.

I’m finally in Japan!

It’s been kind of hectic, but things are going well!

If y’all have any art or writing prompts, you are more than welcome to send them my way!

#no snz

[aller-geez]

I couldn’t help it….

When @m1lo0o posted about their new (and first!) snz OC, Gallay, I definitely had to offer my Electric Chinese Dragon boy, Perry, as shipping tribute…

They wrote a scenario and made some art of them last night that inspired me and—

Wow I love them they’re perfect holy shit I—

I feel like the only logical thing to do here is name their ship Gerry… 🤡😂

As stated above, G belongs to @m1lo0o 🖤

#geezieart #perry ryuu #lmfao Gerry #snz ocs #snzblr #snz #snezblr #snz kink #snzfucker #sneeze kink #snz things #snz fet #snz art #sneezing #no sneeze #no snz #no snez #oc #my ocs #others ocs #not snz #ocs #friends ocs #oc art #oc artwork #oc stuff #meet my ocs #my ocs are my children #my ocs <3 #oc things

[virusdotsneeze]

#no snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snz #snez kink #snez #sneeze #snzblr #snezblr #sneezeblr #snz blog

[meforeverz]

Reminder that if you are in any shape or form transphobic (this includes anything "gender critical" or TERF) I will block you <3

#oc #no snz

[secret-explosion]

Part 2

<- Part 1, Part 3->

#haz/bin #ha/zb/in ho/tel #haz//bin//ho//tel// #ha//zb//in ho//tel #ha//zb//in//ho//tel// #snz fic #snz #snzblr #snz blog #my work #d/o/g days #no snz